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FFVII Remake getting trash reviews

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Titillating box office queen of the night
  04/06/20
Mods
gold theater stage
  04/06/20
Fuck I preordered it like a turbogoy
obsidian goyim
  04/06/20
link?
Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point
  04/06/20
Looked like trash from the start All they had to do was t...
costumed coffee pot
  04/06/20
wtf it looked great
Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point
  04/06/20
They turned it into a 3rd person action game
costumed coffee pot
  04/06/20
they aren’t able to make a “better” game a...
obsidian goyim
  04/06/20
lmao they voiceacted it? these games are 1000x better when i...
pale bipolar hunting ground idiot
  04/06/20
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obsidian goyim
  04/06/20
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Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point
  04/06/20
check out the terrible voice acting https://www.youtube.c...
costumed coffee pot
  04/06/20
lmaoo holy fucking shit
pale bipolar hunting ground idiot
  04/06/20
is there a japanese dub track? i find those way more tolerab...
Rose contagious field
  04/06/20
I have no clue. Not touching this POS, would rather replay ...
costumed coffee pot
  04/06/20
I replayed the original on Switch in anticipation of this. T...
obsidian goyim
  04/06/20
cr I played through Eternal Sonata years ago - kind of gay b...
pale bipolar hunting ground idiot
  04/06/20
did they fucking make tifa flat chested? are you fucking kid...
Cordovan hairraiser coldplay fan crotch
  04/06/20
no, that's a flashback (the voice actors have no range so...
Rose contagious field
  04/07/20
Literally nothing wrong with the voice acting. It's just abo...
Embarrassed To The Bone Henna Newt
  04/06/20
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translucent excitant location
  04/06/20
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180 institution rigpig
  04/06/20
voice actors really ruin it. one of the best parts of jrp...
translucent excitant location
  04/06/20
cr check out Terranigma if you haven't yet
pale bipolar hunting ground idiot
  04/06/20
Terranigma is 180^180
Irradiated tan cuck
  04/06/20
copped because of your rec in another thread, thoroughly enj...
pale bipolar hunting ground idiot
  04/06/20
180. How far are you?
Irradiated tan cuck
  04/06/20
Not that far, just cleared a rain shrine in "Safarium&q...
pale bipolar hunting ground idiot
  04/06/20
180, you should do a thread with your thoughts later.
Irradiated tan cuck
  04/06/20
How to play? Only emulators?
zippy ticket booth telephone
  04/07/20
If you're in the U.S., yeah. It only came out in Japan and P...
Irradiated tan cuck
  04/07/20
180
obsidian goyim
  04/06/20
thx brother
translucent excitant location
  04/06/20
What it really needed was a remaster. Gamers have been clamo...
gold theater stage
  04/06/20
cr. all they needed was the exact same game with better gra...
thirsty cruise ship
  04/06/20
lies, the reviews are fine Final Fantasy 7 Remake reviews...
Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point
  04/06/20
video game "journalists" need to be publicly flogg...
pale bipolar hunting ground idiot
  04/06/20
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passionate stag film
  04/06/20
The ending apparently sucks. It seems like it went full anim...
navy outnumbered public bath
  04/06/20
link
Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point
  04/06/20
https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/fvvzqy/final_fantasy...
navy outnumbered public bath
  04/06/20
reddit is full of idiots who were barely alive when the last...
Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point
  04/06/20
TLS Redditors are so dumb xD not like us XO 180 XOers still ...
glittery gay wizard home
  04/06/20
thanks for the xo bump!
Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point
  04/06/20
Take my XO 180 and leave good sir!
glittery gay wizard home
  04/06/20
also wtf is this, the game only takes place in midgar right?
Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point
  04/06/20
Yes.
navy outnumbered public bath
  04/06/20
how is all this shit happenign in midgar
Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point
  04/06/20
ok boomer
obsidian goyim
  04/06/20
IGN review: What I didn’t love, however, was when F...
Titillating box office queen of the night
  04/06/20
*still gives it an 8*
passionate stag film
  04/06/20
Tbf though, the OG FFVII had a bunch of Gold Saucer side qu...
Titillating box office queen of the night
  04/06/20
doesnt sound as bad as what that reviewer is describing
passionate stag film
  04/06/20
keep talking shit about dating Barrett fgt
Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point
  04/06/20
Wow . . . Why didn't they just make a shorter game or do...
Embarrassed To The Bone Henna Newt
  04/06/20
It's Midgar drawn the fuck out lol
gold theater stage
  04/06/20
They had no plan on how to create the overworld which would ...
Titillating box office queen of the night
  04/06/20
They literally did FFXV though, which was entirely overworld
Embarrassed To The Bone Henna Newt
  04/06/20
JFC this is the biggest disaster since the corona virus
obsidian goyim
  04/06/20
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passionate stag film
  04/06/20
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costumed coffee pot
  04/06/20
There are dementors in this game
Pungent soul-stirring stage
  04/06/20
Like the harry potter shit??. Well fuck
obsidian goyim
  04/06/20
This game is totally fucked. It's like a soft sequel remake ...
Multi-colored Submissive Idea He Suggested
  04/07/20
Who the fuck wants to buy a game that is only 10% of the ful...
maize odious water buffalo goal in life
  04/07/20
ITT: grown men obsessed with anime videogames
glittery gay wizard home
  04/07/20
Whet are you guys talking about the reviews are prwttt good
Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point
  04/07/20
yeah and Black Panther is an Oscar level film!
thirsty cruise ship
  04/07/20
ok but tbf who is actually saying its bad so far?
Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point
  04/07/20
IGN and many others. But since they get kickbacks from Squar...
Titillating box office queen of the night
  04/07/20
so you are saying that a 8/10 = bad? or just that the conten...
Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point
  04/07/20
8/10 for a AAA huge budget game like this means it is terrib...
costumed coffee pot
  04/07/20
If you scroll through /v/ you'll see several 500+ post threa...
Pungent soul-stirring stage
  04/07/20
ok but when do we listen to redditors ffs
Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point
  04/07/20
I think /v/ is 4chan, a bort we absolutely do listen to
Titillating box office queen of the night
  04/07/20
i only listen to xoxo
Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point
  04/07/20
anyone have any luck getting a physical copy before the rele...
bistre bearded tattoo
  04/07/20
Message me privately on reddit. My username: cowgod180
gold theater stage
  04/07/20
Some fag on 4chan posted a summary of the weird plot shit th...
Multi-colored Submissive Idea He Suggested
  04/07/20
The game is really good and overall pretty faithful except t...
Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point
  04/07/20
honestly none of this sounds bad. i dont know what crisis co...
Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point
  04/07/20
so aerith lives? they changed what is probably one of the t...
thirsty cruise ship
  04/07/20
aeriS fucker we are not the japs
Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point
  04/08/20
yeah i had to look it up i thought it was some berenstein be...
thirsty cruise ship
  04/08/20
https://gfycat.com/vengefulsinfuladeliepenguin https://gf...
Pungent soul-stirring stage
  04/07/20


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Date: April 6th, 2020 12:03 PM
Author: Titillating box office queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39952897)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:02 PM
Author: gold theater stage

Mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39953811)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:04 PM
Author: obsidian goyim

Fuck I preordered it like a turbogoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39953821)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:04 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39953824)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: costumed coffee pot

Looked like trash from the start

All they had to do was take the original and spruce up the graphics

Instead they went full retard completely re-doing the game and put in gay voice actors and shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39953850)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point

wtf it looked great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39953859)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:10 PM
Author: costumed coffee pot

They turned it into a 3rd person action game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39953876)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:09 PM
Author: obsidian goyim

they aren’t able to make a “better” game at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39953864)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: pale bipolar hunting ground idiot

lmao they voiceacted it? these games are 1000x better when it's text-only

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39953900)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:15 PM
Author: obsidian goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39953911)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39953913)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:18 PM
Author: costumed coffee pot

check out the terrible voice acting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3alSpW18SnE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39953934)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:20 PM
Author: pale bipolar hunting ground idiot

lmaoo holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39953947)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:24 PM
Author: Rose contagious field

is there a japanese dub track? i find those way more tolerable because the voice actors are generally better and i don't know what they're saying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39953980)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:25 PM
Author: costumed coffee pot

I have no clue. Not touching this POS, would rather replay the original

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39953982)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:27 PM
Author: obsidian goyim

I replayed the original on Switch in anticipation of this. The QoL improvements like fast forward help. Good experience on switch overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39953997)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:27 PM
Author: pale bipolar hunting ground idiot

cr I played through Eternal Sonata years ago - kind of gay but the Japanese dub at least made it playable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39953996)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 3:59 PM
Author: Cordovan hairraiser coldplay fan crotch

did they fucking make tifa flat chested? are you fucking kidding me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39954822)



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Date: April 7th, 2020 1:00 AM
Author: Rose contagious field

no, that's a flashback

(the voice actors have no range so you can't tell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39958734)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Henna Newt

Literally nothing wrong with the voice acting. It's just about what I would have expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39954901)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:21 PM
Author: translucent excitant location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39953955)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: 180 institution rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39954671)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:16 PM
Author: translucent excitant location

voice actors really ruin it.

one of the best parts of jrpgs is that the characters and environments are symbolic/representative, which gives your imagination a lot of room to fill in the gaps. modern graphics fill those gaps with hyper-realistic sounds and images and depersonalize the experience.

imo that's one of the reasons games like Stardew Valley are v popular right now



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39953915)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:21 PM
Author: pale bipolar hunting ground idiot

cr

check out Terranigma if you haven't yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39953958)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:26 PM
Author: Irradiated tan cuck

Terranigma is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39953991)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:27 PM
Author: pale bipolar hunting ground idiot

copped because of your rec in another thread, thoroughly enjoying so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39954002)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:31 PM
Author: Irradiated tan cuck

180. How far are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39954028)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:34 PM
Author: pale bipolar hunting ground idiot

Not that far, just cleared a rain shrine in "Safarium" or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39954048)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:45 PM
Author: Irradiated tan cuck

180, you should do a thread with your thoughts later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39954152)



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Date: April 7th, 2020 12:59 AM
Author: zippy ticket booth telephone

How to play? Only emulators?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39958731)



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Date: April 7th, 2020 9:33 AM
Author: Irradiated tan cuck

If you're in the U.S., yeah. It only came out in Japan and PAL regions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39959851)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: obsidian goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39953969)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 3:54 PM
Author: translucent excitant location

thx brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39954788)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:30 PM
Author: gold theater stage

What it really needed was a remaster. Gamers have been clamoring for a "remake" since the PS2 era and relative to that era, a remake would effectively just be a remaster, like MGS: The Twin Snakes or something.... The advancement of tech/spectacle in games has worked against them on this. A chill $19.99 remaster was never going to cut it, even though it would be the best possible outcome.

Two other things have worked against them imo—

1. The meme that open-world/non-linear = GOOD and turn-based/JRGP = BAD among game reviewers.

2. The fact that they have gotten worse at making games since the Enix merger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39954020)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 4:27 PM
Author: thirsty cruise ship

cr. all they needed was the exact same game with better graphics and maybe on more platforms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39955067)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point

lies, the reviews are fine

Final Fantasy 7 Remake reviews have been published ahead of the game’s official release on Friday, April 10.

At the time of publishing the Square Enix RPG has a Metacritic score of 87 from 56 reviews, with many critics concluding that Remake is an accomplished but flawed retelling of the 1997 original.

In VGC’s Final Fantasy 7 Remake review critic Jon Bailes calls the RPG “a game full of beauty, intelligence and nostalgic power.”

Players in the UK and Australia have reportedly been receiving the game as early as Wednesday last week – 9 days before digital copies unlock.

Despite this, a Square Enix support page has claimed the Final Fantasy 7 Remake digital release date will not be brought forward.

Read on for key review scores from across the games press.

FINAL FANTASY 7 REMAKE REVIEWS

VGC (5/5) – “The scale and detail of this partial remake is at times almost absurd. But this is a game full of beauty, intelligence and nostalgic power.”

Eurogamer (Recommended) – “An expansive remake that treads carefully upon this most cherished of games, though some blunders will linger long in the memory.”

USGamer (3.5/5) – “It’s one of the most coherent and enjoyable Final Fantasy releases in years, but it’s also likely to be one of the most divisive.”

VG247 (4/5) – “Midgar is so well-realised, the main characters are wonderfully done, and the battle system is masterful.”

PushSquare (8/10) – “Measured against the immense expectations that surround it, Final Fantasy VII Remake is a great game that will inevitably disappoint some fans.”

Gamespot (10/10) – “Regardless of your history with the original game, Final Fantasy VII Remake is an astounding achievement.”

The Telegraph (3/5) – “A breathtaking but bloated retread of a classic”

IGN (8/10) – “Final Fantasy 7 Remake’s dull filler and convoluted additions can cause it to stumble, but it still breathes exciting new life into a classic while standing as a great RPG all its own.”

RPG Site (8/10) – “Despite some misgivings about some of the liberties taken, Final Fantasy VII Remake is an admirable foundation to build off of for future entries”

Polygon (no score) – “Remake is wildly uneven, poorly paced, and not entirely successful as a game in its own right.”

Daily Star (4/5) – “If you can break through the more sluggish and unenjoyable moments of the game, you’ll find an absolute gem of an action-RPG shining at the core”

Gaming Bible (7/10) – “An unshakable takeaway from Remake (part one) is that it needed more time – time enough to turn around all the moments, of which there are too many, where the magic disappears.”

The Verge (no score) – “Perhaps the most notable thing about FFVIIR is that it makes a game I’ve played multiple times over the last 23 years into something interesting and new.”

Game Informer (8.75/10) – “Regardless of what the future holds, Final Fantasy VII Remake finds an impressive equilibrium between its past and its present.”

EGM (3/5) – “Final Fantasy VII Remake manages to balance the introduction of new concepts with faithfully recreations of the original game’s most memorable aspects, but it also unnecessarily pads out this first installment in a larger story with too much downtime between its most striking moments.”

Wccftech (9.3) – “Final Fantasy VII Remake is a masterful modernization of the series’ classic formula.”

Games Radar (4.5/5) – “A beautifully crafted and entertaining reimagining of a classic that brings renewed life to its story and characters”

God is a Geek (9.0) – “It’s a mesmerising video game from start to finish, and even in its many slower moments there’s humour to be found, or scraps of character, or Easter Eggs for the observant fan.”

Destructoid (9/10) – “A hallmark of excellence. There may be flaws, but they are negligible and won’t cause massive damage.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39953936)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: pale bipolar hunting ground idiot

video game "journalists" need to be publicly flogged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39953965)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:32 PM
Author: passionate stag film



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: navy outnumbered public bath

The ending apparently sucks. It seems like it went full anime bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39953967)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point

link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39953973)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:30 PM
Author: navy outnumbered public bath

https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/fvvzqy/final_fantasy_vii_remake_review_thread/fmkyr1x/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39954019)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point

reddit is full of idiots who were barely alive when the last game came out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39954044)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 3:51 PM
Author: glittery gay wizard home

TLS Redditors are so dumb xD not like us XO 180 XOers still playing japanese anime games in our 30s!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39954766)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 3:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point

thanks for the xo bump!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39954815)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 4:16 PM
Author: glittery gay wizard home

Take my XO 180 and leave good sir!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39954978)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point

also wtf is this, the game only takes place in midgar right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39954052)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:45 PM
Author: navy outnumbered public bath

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39954159)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:46 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point

how is all this shit happenign in midgar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39954170)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 2:24 PM
Author: obsidian goyim

ok boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39953979)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 3:18 PM
Author: Titillating box office queen of the night

IGN review:

What I didn’t love, however, was when FF7R clearly decided it needed more stuff, regardless of quality, for the sake of achieving “full” RPG length. The most dull of these pop up whenever Cloud reaches a new residential area of Midgar’s slums – all of which are wonderfully detailed and brimming with life in a way that was truly magical to see realized – where he’ll be asked to do odd jobs as part of his mercenary work (something we previously never saw him do in Midgar outside of his work with Avalanche). The problem is that these are, beyond a shadow of a doubt, the weakest parts of this entire game.

Suddenly, the unique and foreign world of Midgar gives way to bottom-of-the-barrel JRPG tropes: a shopkeeper who unironically wants you to go kill some rats, a teacher who asks you to find her boring students around town, multiple fetch quests that send you looking for random items for essentially no good reason. All of this kills the pace and belittles the importance of the high-stakes events going on around you in the most cliche RPG sort of way. Their stories are rarely interesting, but worse is that nearly all of the combat areas in these quests have you retreading areas you’ve already completed, sapping these segments of FF7R’s strength in variety.

Final Fantasy 7 Remake vs Final Fantasy 7 - Early Scenes Compared

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While these side quests (as well as more amusing arena-style fights and minigames like darts or Wall Market’s signature squat competition) are entirely optional, skipping them will cause you to miss extremely valuable items and unlocks – things like unique weapons, rare accessories, and much more – and can sometimes even minorly influence sections of the story later on without warning. I completed nearly all of the side quests, but more felt forced to do so out of a sense of obligation rather than amusement. Most of the time I was on one I couldn’t wait to get back on track.

The noticeable padding isn’t entirely limited to side quests either, unfortunately. One required mission later on in the story also has you retreading a previous section in what felt like little more than tried-and-true filler. I’m certainly not opposed to this remake inserting more than just added detail – the way the Train Graveyard has been reworked, for example, is truly fantastic, along with another fun new level near the end – but there’s a notable issue: Square Enix clearly wanted to make changes, but didn’t want to alter the core plot, which means many of its more elaborate inserts are entirely irrelevant to the story at hand. It reminded me a lot of the filler episodes and movies of popular anime: these diversions can definitely be fun, but nobody in the story will ever really mention them again and nothing about the plot will actually change as a result. If you could somehow skip some of them entirely, you wouldn’t even realize you’d missed anything at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39954442)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 4:03 PM
Author: passionate stag film

*still gives it an 8*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39954863)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 4:11 PM
Author: Titillating box office queen of the night

Tbf though, the OG FFVII had a bunch of Gold Saucer side quests which don't have anything to do with the main story and "kills the pace and belittles the importance of the high-stakes events going on around you in the most cliche RPG sort of way"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39954943)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 4:15 PM
Author: passionate stag film

doesnt sound as bad as what that reviewer is describing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39954971)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 4:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point

keep talking shit about dating Barrett fgt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39954972)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 4:11 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Henna Newt

Wow . . .

Why didn't they just make a shorter game or do the whole disk 1?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39954938)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 4:14 PM
Author: gold theater stage

It's Midgar drawn the fuck out lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39954964)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 4:19 PM
Author: Titillating box office queen of the night

They had no plan on how to create the overworld which would be the most challenging part of this remake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39955000)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 4:55 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Henna Newt

They literally did FFXV though, which was entirely overworld

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39955329)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 4:23 PM
Author: obsidian goyim

JFC this is the biggest disaster since the corona virus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39955033)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 4:29 PM
Author: passionate stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39955080)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: costumed coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39955144)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 4:56 PM
Author: Pungent soul-stirring stage

There are dementors in this game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39955341)



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Date: April 6th, 2020 5:08 PM
Author: obsidian goyim

Like the harry potter shit??. Well fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39955439)



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Date: April 7th, 2020 1:53 AM
Author: Multi-colored Submissive Idea He Suggested

This game is totally fucked. It's like a soft sequel remake with all the ff7 plot shit from advent children and dirge of cerberus that nobody cared about. It's basically some terrible kingdom hearts tier fanfic rewrite of the original.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39958850)



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Date: April 7th, 2020 9:48 AM
Author: maize odious water buffalo goal in life

Who the fuck wants to buy a game that is only 10% of the full story. I’d rather replay the original, which is still 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39959908)



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Date: April 7th, 2020 10:16 AM
Author: glittery gay wizard home

ITT: grown men obsessed with anime videogames

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39960058)



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Date: April 7th, 2020 10:20 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point

Whet are you guys talking about the reviews are prwttt good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39960098)



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Date: April 7th, 2020 10:21 AM
Author: thirsty cruise ship

yeah and Black Panther is an Oscar level film!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39960101)



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Date: April 7th, 2020 11:11 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point

ok but tbf who is actually saying its bad so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39960501)



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Date: April 7th, 2020 11:49 AM
Author: Titillating box office queen of the night

IGN and many others. But since they get kickbacks from Square, they feel obliged to give the game a measly 8/10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39960748)



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Date: April 7th, 2020 11:58 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point

so you are saying that a 8/10 = bad? or just that the content of the review doesnt match the score (i havent read many reviews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39960798)



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Date: April 7th, 2020 5:12 PM
Author: costumed coffee pot

8/10 for a AAA huge budget game like this means it is terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39963060)



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Date: April 7th, 2020 5:14 PM
Author: Pungent soul-stirring stage

If you scroll through /v/ you'll see several 500+ post threads lamenting this Remake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39963080)



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Date: April 7th, 2020 5:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point

ok but when do we listen to redditors ffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39963299)



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Date: April 7th, 2020 5:42 PM
Author: Titillating box office queen of the night

I think /v/ is 4chan, a bort we absolutely do listen to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39963313)



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Date: April 7th, 2020 5:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point

i only listen to xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39963329)



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Date: April 7th, 2020 10:27 AM
Author: bistre bearded tattoo

anyone have any luck getting a physical copy before the release date?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39960143)



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Date: April 7th, 2020 8:54 PM
Author: gold theater stage

Message me privately on reddit. My username: cowgod180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39964825)



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Date: April 7th, 2020 5:43 PM
Author: Multi-colored Submissive Idea He Suggested

Some fag on 4chan posted a summary of the weird plot shit they added if anyone wants a laugh. Time ghosts nigga.

https://pastebin.com/wdEmjg4P

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39963324)



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Date: April 7th, 2020 5:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point

The game is really good and overall pretty faithful except these parts. goes tits up in the last hour or two of the game

sounds pretty good tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39963335)



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Date: April 7th, 2020 5:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point

honestly none of this sounds bad. i dont know what crisis core is. frankly it's kinda cool they didnt just remake the game word for word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39963407)



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Date: April 7th, 2020 8:45 PM
Author: thirsty cruise ship

so aerith lives? they changed what is probably one of the top 5 gaming moments ever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39964752)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 11:26 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sienna liquid oxygen point

aeriS fucker we are not the japs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39968580)



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Date: April 8th, 2020 7:45 PM
Author: thirsty cruise ship

yeah i had to look it up i thought it was some berenstein bears shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39972141)



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Date: April 7th, 2020 5:51 PM
Author: Pungent soul-stirring stage

https://gfycat.com/vengefulsinfuladeliepenguin

https://gfycat.com/franksociableirrawaddydolphin

https://gfycat.com/naivepleasingblowfish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4500205&forum_id=2#39963398)