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Rate my email to shitty defense lawyer (CSLG)

As many of you know, I have been doing massive amounts of TC...
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
He comes off as a know nothing idiot and you come off as a d...
Rudolph
  05/22/20
This case is never getting in front of a judge, brother. I w...
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
That's fair, if you are 100% sure. Seems risky though. Ju...
Rudolph
  05/22/20
Under 10K. It's just a handful of text messages. Average ...
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
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  05/22/20
"loyala" elevates this
my little suomi: finnship is pelagic!
  05/22/20
It’s pretty dumb to haul off and send emails like this...
QueenLaBEEFah
  05/22/20
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the internet
  05/22/20
Lol at this guy even having an ECF account. He is a marijuan...
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
When they get a real firm he will send your email to them an...
QueenLaBEEFah
  05/22/20
He needs to look cool in front of his XO bros. There's like ...
Anne Frank sporting a full bush
  05/22/20
seems like his goal was never to actually file a class actio...
snoot
  05/22/20
When they get a real firm they will just cut me a check. The...
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
The cross complaint thing is bizzarre...Im assuming he meant...
KamalaSexyFineCleverChocolate
  05/22/20
What cross complaint could they possibly have? Negligent own...
My real dad left at 11, brother.
  05/22/20
Assuming he actually means counterclaim the typical thing wo...
QueenLaBEEFah
  05/22/20
I think the idiot is threatening a frivolous litigation asse...
Rudolph
  05/22/20
A cross complaint would be against a fellow defendant.
~~(> ' ' )>
  05/22/20
Dude, e-mails like yours are why this profession sucks. E-m...
My real dad left at 11, brother.
  05/22/20
oh wow a super unprofessional, threatening letter from a scu...
howie
  05/22/20
I dealt with someone like this recently. They kept telling ...
My real dad left at 11, brother.
  05/22/20
He can’t help himself. In this context it can only ha...
QueenLaBEEFah
  05/22/20
haven't worked with many jews i guess?
tony ravioli
  05/22/20
I love how you make these so personal
the internet
  05/22/20
...
sealclubber
  05/22/20
You (and to a lesser extent, the defense attorney) are the r...
'"'"'"''"
  05/22/20
Cr
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  05/22/20
I don't make every email a flame war. Just the ones where I ...
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
Did his Loyola background set you off?
My real dad left at 11, brother.
  05/22/20
Revenge for Kobe
donny
  05/22/20
...
JFC
  05/22/20
Seems pretty unprofessional. No doubt id produce this to the...
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  05/22/20
This is an underrated comment. Old school judges HATE this l...
Rudolph
  05/22/20
not a litigator but nice to hear. decorum matters
GnosticBatFraudWang
  05/22/20
rude and abrasive kikes have generally ruined litigation
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  05/22/20
That’s really something to be proud of
Henry Aaron
  05/22/20
...
the internet
  05/22/20
My mom tells me im her favorite child.
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
...
Willie Mays
  05/22/20
Saying someone doesn't sound like a lawyer etc is childish.....
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  05/22/20
You sound like you're 5'6"
Anne Frank sporting a full bush
  05/22/20
TWIST: so is the defense attorney
'"'"'"''"
  05/22/20
5'7, brother. Just checked last week. Was hoping id be talle...
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
Why do you still check your height? Did you go to the doctor...
Anne Frank sporting a full bush
  05/22/20
I check weekly in case I grew. Chandler always calls me shor...
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
So getting taller is like your getting your father's love, s...
Anne Frank sporting a full bush
  05/22/20
Nah my loving wife and kids fill my emotional needs, brother...
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
Clearly they don't brother if you constantly feel the need t...
Anne Frank sporting a full bush
  05/22/20
im a very effective lawyer. Whatever Im doing seems to work,...
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
Well, clearly your well practiced in skirting the issue and ...
Anne Frank sporting a full bush
  05/22/20
i was on law review, brother. My word skills are on point.
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
My point was that acting like a jackass isn't usually how mo...
Anne Frank sporting a full bush
  05/22/20
Im not a jackass, brother. I just push the right buttons to ...
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
OK, I believe you.
Anne Frank sporting a full bush
  05/22/20
Take off your shoes
Morbidly Obese Sex Robot
  05/22/20
What do you mean he's 5'5"? He's no shorter than 5'4&qu...
high fructose cornball brother
  05/22/20
Nice subtle neg misspelling Loyola.
my dog has more social distance than I do
  05/22/20
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Judas Jones
  05/22/20
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snoot
  05/22/20
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donny
  05/22/20
have you actually litigated any of these cases and gone thro...
kilroy
  05/22/20
We have 1 motion for class cert pending right now, but my pa...
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
nice. I did a little bit of tcpa defense awhile back. some o...
kilroy
  05/22/20
What do you normally demand for a single TCPA violation to a...
'"'"'"''"
  05/22/20
I’m sure it depends on volume of calls/texts.
QueenLaBEEFah
  05/22/20
Against small companies we usually just ask for $1,500 per t...
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
That makes sense, but doesn't that mean you're doing this le...
'"'"'"''"
  05/22/20
We have a paralegal that pumps out multiple letters per day....
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
lol this is like the definition of shitlaw
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  05/22/20
lol the legwork in these cases is complete bullshit. settle ...
kilroy
  05/22/20
What are the elements of a successful claimi?
My real dad left at 11, brother.
  05/22/20
Automated text message No written consent Profit
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
Maybe a lot of letters are written like this was by shitlaw ...
Gregor
  05/22/20
Alpha
snoot
  05/22/20
you should consider getting a real job
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  05/22/20
What should I do for a living?
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
teach 10th grade english or something. I duno.
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  05/22/20
I actually love teaching. I love helping people and watching...
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
I like you, but I rate it as a good reminder that the best l...
joeybank
  05/22/20
There is nothing i enjoy less than writing inflammatory, bit...
snoot
  05/22/20
This isnt real lit dude. Also, as someone who has been in th...
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  05/22/20
Disagree brother. I did "real" lit, albeit only f...
joeybank
  05/22/20
Lol thread not turning out how OP envisioned
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  05/22/20
Another 100 count thread in the making. Exactly what I expec...
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
Your heel turn has been impressive
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  05/22/20
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Willie Mays
  05/22/20
Shit email. Also shitty to demand a response on Memorial Da...
mr cum bucket
  05/22/20
...
the internet
  05/22/20
Lol I forgot Monday was Memorial Day
No Paye No Gain
  05/22/20
Uh oh. You misspelled Loyola.
alive girl
  05/22/20
Is my partner Moshe going to withhold my poultry 20k bonus i...
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
for that and the missed comma "Lack of attention to de...
GnosticBatFraudWang
  05/22/20
paultry, lol
My real dad left at 11, brother.
  05/22/20
lol good catch, brother.
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
it's PALTRY
alive girl
  05/22/20
(Guy who doesnt understand trolling)
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
The thing is you're smart, you went to a T15. Your spelling...
My real dad left at 11, brother.
  05/22/20
I initially wrote paultry v paltry. I'm typing messages on a...
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
bizarre TTT15 trolling
Jason Genova
  05/22/20
he missed that
My real dad left at 11, brother.
  05/22/20
he's getting 20k chickens
alive girl
  05/22/20
no reason to be so abusive but good letter
GnosticBatFraudWang
  05/22/20
Lol email back just now: "I'll explain your position...
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
Why do you hate Memorial Day and why are you being a dick?
mr cum bucket
  05/22/20
I'll be chillin with my family. I don't have any deadlines t...
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
You didn't answer the second part. And what would you have ...
mr cum bucket
  05/22/20
lol this is like lawyer erotic fantasy
"'''''"'""'''"'"'
  05/22/20
What is the social value if this type of litigation?
backhoe operator
  05/22/20
do you want to recieve hundreds of marketing texts per day? ...
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
How do you arrive at 1,500 per text
backhoe operator
  05/22/20
Just google TCPA.
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
consumer protection from predatory lenders
kilroy
  05/22/20
these were my immediate thoughts. the world would be a bette...
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  05/22/20
Would you prefer 100s of marketing texts being sent to your ...
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
(guy extracting compensation for looking over financial pitc...
""''''''"
  05/22/20
Private enforcement of the law. There should be more of i...
~~(> ' ' )>
  05/22/20
...
Such anathema to us!
  05/22/20
you should start an XO class action of poasters defaulting o...
kilroy
  05/22/20
You should see my exchanges with the OCC. It's basically me ...
ARE Reptile
  05/22/20
If your bank could tell their regulator to fuck off, comma c...
joeybank
  05/22/20
This thread isn't about you, dumb fuck
Covid Ben Gurion
  05/22/20
How do you preserve the text messages? How do you know th...
(-_(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)_-)
  05/22/20
He probably went to the webpage and looked at the form. Rea...
KamalaSexyFineCleverChocolate
  05/22/20
Either way I'm curious about the process. Take a screen grab...
(-_(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)_-)
  05/22/20
...
(-_(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)_-)
  05/22/20
For marketing texts (as opposed to transactional texts) the ...
Tan Ten Ten
  05/22/20
Ty
(-_(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)_-)
  05/22/20
I feel like these cases are a public good against big corps ...
joeybank
  05/22/20
Private attorneys-general!
So we looked at the data
  05/22/20
Does text blasting software not warn business with a little ...
~~(> ' ' )>
  05/22/20
...
elvis tp
  05/22/20
120
JFC
  05/22/20
Over 100 posts and rising. Big success.
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
kill yourself
JFC
  05/22/20
My family would be really sad, man.
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
do you advertise for tcpa clients? and do you throw in ftc v...
I am thinking of aurochs and angels
  05/22/20
I have a network of 2,500 current/former clients. It's easy ...
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
I believe the email would be more effective if you just remo...
Verne lundquist
  05/22/20
I think it just depends on the person I'm writing to. I don'...
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
Agree prob effective dealing with some Persian pot lawyer.
Verne lundquist
  05/22/20
...
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  05/22/20
I'm from California. We let people without college degrees a...
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
LJL at the litigators clucking about civility itt
So we looked at the data
  05/22/20
180. Loved the Loyola and pacer negs
Covid Ben Gurion
  05/22/20
Did you really send this? You seem more professional than th...
\'\'\'\'\"\'\"\'\'\"\'\'\'
  05/22/20
How much do you make off these brother
Rosebudd
  05/22/20
I few grand each usually.
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
Nice
Rosebudd
  05/22/20
lol 180, is this the dispensary I sent you or a different on...
Rachmiel Amadeus (retired)
  05/22/20
Different one.
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
180 fuck these guys man.
Rachmiel Amadeus (retired)
  05/22/20
I know several dispensary owners. Most are timid businessmen...
elvis tp
  05/22/20
CSLG's got his two hapa pitbulls, he'll be ok
So we looked at the data
  05/22/20
If I were a judge I would ding lawyers who talk like this to...
Guided by Voicemail
  05/22/20
your "case"
My real dad left at 11, brother.
  05/22/20
Normally a fan of your emails to douchebags but this one see...
Fyre festival founder
  05/22/20
I think the F-bombs cross the line into unprofessional condu...
chilmata
  05/22/20
You should become the GC of the dispensary and have the ulti...
N904PD
  05/22/20
I like CSLG. I just think the F-bombs were too much and took...
chilmata
  05/22/20
Reminder: CSLG is a piece of shit and brags about it.
Morbidly Obese Sex Robot
  05/22/20
Serious question - why coudnt someone charge CSLG for extort...
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  05/22/20
That's how society works. If you go to a company and say, g...
My real dad left at 11, brother.
  05/22/20
(michael avenatti)
Uncle Tom's Pecker
  05/22/20
In this case, it's more like congress empowered CSLG to issu...
My real dad left at 11, brother.
  05/22/20
Because extortion has an actual definition and demanding mon...
snoot
  05/22/20
rofl do u law?
Covid Ben Gurion
  05/22/20
It’s basically a loophole in extortion rules. If you l...
elvis tp
  05/23/20
I am surprised none of these guys ever hire a hit man.
Stan Getz
  05/22/20
cq. he should stick to faceless insurance cos who dont care.
Covid Ben Gurion
  05/22/20
It blows my mind how in a game full of scumbags that no one ...
Stan Getz
  05/22/20
Assault on attorneys is most limited to family law
Morbidly Obese Sex Robot
  05/22/20
I can certainly see that. But in this sort of tit for tat ex...
Stan Getz
  05/22/20
this is a little mean-spirited
real, historical person
  05/22/20
He's getting drunk off his past success. It is the imminent ...
Stan Getz
  05/22/20
you're a bad person and it will catch up with you
The Minneapolis Police Assassination
  05/22/20
It already has.
Stan Getz
  05/22/20
I thought we were friends, man. I mailed you like 3 t-shirts...
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
We are man. Good friends. But this shit is a new low. Friend...
Stan Getz
  05/22/20
Thanks for the honesty, man. How can I repay you?
calishitlawguru
  05/22/20
JUst ensure that shirt actually cums. I want to be wearing i...
Stan Getz
  05/22/20
You should run shirtless or in a tanktop at most.
Tan Ten Ten
  05/22/20
Thats a melanoma waiting to happen. I am in Queensland man. ...
Stan Getz
  05/22/20
180. Fuck libs and fuck Loyala
Big Guy For You
  05/22/20
Not understanding your strategy, do you want to settle or no...
""''''''"
  05/22/20
When I get emails like OPs, I normally respond with an anima...
Belisarius
  05/22/20
A small company was harassing me with spam advertisement tex...
chandler
  05/22/20
...
Stan Getz
  05/22/20
Your transition to the dark side is not yet complete
Morbidly Obese Sex Robot
  05/22/20
...
chilmata
  05/22/20
fuck it man, feed your kids (do you have kids..?)
""''''''"
  05/22/20
lol
So we looked at the data
  05/22/20
Be honest - did you ever ask them to stop?
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no i receive hundreds of spam texts. this is the only one b...
chandler
  05/22/20
I would sue them too
Stan Getz
  05/22/20
So you were to.much of a.lazy bitch to say "stop" ...
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  05/23/20
120...
Protect Yourself At All Times
  05/23/20
youre going to be the class rep?
(-_(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)_-)
  05/22/20
It’s going to settle, because the defense has a smart ...
chandler
  05/22/20
but youre going to be the named plaintiff right
(-_(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)_-)
  05/22/20
Lol @ "harassing"
snoot
  05/25/20
It really is. Those texts are super annoying.
calishitlawguru
  05/25/20
If we are hysterical women, sure a text message is harassmen...
snoot
  05/25/20
Update CSLG?
GnosticBatFraudWang
  05/25/20
Case is settling, dawg. Crisis averted.
calishitlawguru
  05/25/20
how much?
Covid Ben Gurion
  05/25/20
well played. Range would be appreciated
GnosticBatFraudWang
  05/25/20
My clients statutory damages. So 1.5k per text.
calishitlawguru
  05/25/20
180. So $500/txt to you?
GnosticBatFraudWang
  05/25/20
We were taking one third, but we found out that the big guys...
calishitlawguru
  05/25/20
Do clients have any bargaining power? Seems like this is sup...
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  05/25/20
Seeing such foul language from an officer of the court degra...
Krampusnacht
  05/25/20
180
GnosticBatFraudWang
  05/26/20


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Date: May 22nd, 2020 8:52 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

As many of you know, I have been doing massive amounts of TCPA cases. We are sending out at least a couple demand letters a day and filing at least a couple class actions per week. One of our cases is against a fairly large dispensary. sent a letter and some Armenian lawyer responded. Here is his email and then my reply. If they don't pay we are filing a class action immediately.

Defense lawyer:

"I represent [ ]. Earlier today, I received a letter from your office demanding payment in an amount of [ ] for an alleged violation of the Telephone Consumer Protection Act (TCPA). Your letter also explicitly threatens a class action lawsuit if your office is not contacted within 14 days.

As a professional courtesy, I am informing you that your client is sending you on a wild goose chase. The facts as presented to your office are untethered from reality. I encourage you to have a frank discussion with your client about the facts and advise him of the consequences of knowingly filing a lawsuit premised on false or misleading facts. If a lawsuit is filed based on your client’s fanciful allegations, my client will spare no expense in vigorously defending the claim. Of course, a cross-complaint should be expected as well.

For the reasons stated above, no payment is forthcoming.

Should you have any questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to contact me at your convenience.

Best"

Here is my response (I wonder if they will pay Monday):

"Hi, [ ].

[ ] forwarded me the email you had sent him a couple days ago. It was definitely a nice laugh. Just so you know our background, [ ] and I have had about 40 combined jury trials, we have handled over 2,500 cases, and do about 2-3 million in settlements per month. Prior to working with me, [ ] worked at [ ] defending TCPA claims for Fortune 500 companies. 

Based on your email, it is pretty clear you're not a litigator. To be honest, it's barely clear you're even a lawyer. The whole, we are going to file a "cross-complaint" is really something unrepresented parties usually say. Cross-complaint for what exactly? It's like when my two year old learns a new word and is excited to use it, even in the wrong context.

I'll break it down for you here. Your client is fucked. TCPA violations are strict liability. There is no defense except express written consent from the text recipient. Do you have express written consent from my client? If not, you have no defense. It doesn't matter if he was a customer, it doesn't matter if he bought something, it doesn't even matter if he provided his cell phone number. More importantly, when there is one violation, there are certainly thousands. Each violation carries with it a $500-$1,500 penalty.

If this is not resolved, we are not filing this as an individual claim. We are filing a class action. This will also be in Federal Court (where I'm sure you have no fucking clue how things work). When I depose your client, I will make it abundantly clear to them that the entire reason they are in this situation is because their dumbass transactional attorney from Loyala didn't understand TCPA. If you look me up on PACER (do you know what that is?) you'll see we've filed lots and lots of these things. They all hire big law firms, and they all settle because there is no defense.

So my suggestion for you is that you actually talk to your client, explain the gravity of the situation, and get them to pay the [ ] that my client is entitled to. If not, we are moving forward next week. You have until Monday at 5pm to accept our offer.

Have a good weekend."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255175)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:37 AM
Author: Rudolph

He comes off as a know nothing idiot and you come off as a douche. It's a tie.

And you should ease up on the fucks in written correspondence. Judges hate that shit even if it gets in front of them in a horseshit motion the other side might file.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255778)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:47 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

This case is never getting in front of a judge, brother. I wouldn't do this type of shit in a case against a big company like Fedex or Wells Fargo. Then again, their lawyers wouldn't be so dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255831)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:50 AM
Author: Rudolph

That's fair, if you are 100% sure. Seems risky though.

Just out of curiosity, what's your average settlement on a one off case like this against a smaller bank/financial institution.

E.g., what was your settlement demand in this case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255852)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:51 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

Under 10K. It's just a handful of text messages.

Average settlement on a demand letter/pre-lit settlement is 5-10K. Usually it's like 4-8 text messages.

If it is a big company though we don't make an individual demand. We don't want our client to seem inadequate as a class rep and we wouldn't accept it either (since we want a big number).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255863)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,,..,.,,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255805)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: my little suomi: finnship is pelagic!

"loyala" elevates this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:00 AM
Author: QueenLaBEEFah

It’s pretty dumb to haul off and send emails like this when filing a class action that will require you to prove you adequately represent the class. I’m not suggesting this will disqualify you but if you get the wrong judge who is big on decorum and a good defense attorney who probes hard in discovery on that prong of Rule 23 you could be creating needless risk for yourself.

I know you have tons of money and probably don’t care either way but all good consumer plaintiffs’ lawyers at least pretend like they care about consumers and this isn’t just a dick measuring contest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255219)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:04 AM
Author: the internet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255236)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:09 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

Lol at this guy even having an ECF account. He is a marijuana transactional lawyer. When his client calls an actually real lawyer about this, they will tell them to settle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255259)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:12 AM
Author: QueenLaBEEFah

When they get a real firm he will send your email to them and they will file it away for later.

These cases don’t all settle you know. Class cert is the battleground and a surprising number don’t make it. Look I’m not saying the sky is falling but why do this just to stroke your own ego and give them even one extra exhibit for a future opposition to class cert?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255277)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Anne Frank sporting a full bush

He needs to look cool in front of his XO bros. There's like a 3% chance CSLG actually sent this email. Most likely what he really sent was some watered down professionally acceptable version of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255305)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:37 AM
Author: snoot

seems like his goal was never to actually file a class action in this case but to get an individual client a small settlement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255417)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:41 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

When they get a real firm they will just cut me a check. The retainer for the real firm will be more than my client's individual claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255436)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:00 AM
Author: KamalaSexyFineCleverChocolate


The cross complaint thing is bizzarre...Im assuming he meant sanctions but who would word it like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255220)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:01 AM
Author: My real dad left at 11, brother. (Because he hated me)

What cross complaint could they possibly have? Negligent ownership of phone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255228)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:04 AM
Author: QueenLaBEEFah

Assuming he actually means counterclaim the typical thing would be that it’s a debt collection scenario and they’d counterclaim on the debt. Pretty dumb to do if it’s filed as a class action but otherwise the lawyer is an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255238)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:39 AM
Author: Rudolph

I think the idiot is threatening a frivolous litigation assertion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255785)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 11:47 AM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

A cross complaint would be against a fellow defendant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40256189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:03 AM
Author: My real dad left at 11, brother. (Because he hated me)

Dude, e-mails like yours are why this profession sucks. E-mails like theirs are why we deserve it.

Why use profanity and ad hominems? What value does that create other than set up potential waste of time motions for sanctions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255235)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:04 AM
Author: howie

oh wow a super unprofessional, threatening letter from a scumbgag plaintiffs lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255237)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:06 AM
Author: My real dad left at 11, brother. (Because he hated me)

I dealt with someone like this recently. They kept telling me to update my malpractice carrier.

What is the thought process/strategy other than just being unpleasant? No good lawyer takes baseless threats seriously. All it did was make me set traps for them to fall into.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255246)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:10 AM
Author: QueenLaBEEFah

He can’t help himself. In this context it can only harm him. If he is deemed to not be an adequate class counsel in even one of these cases this whole approach is over with not just for him but his co-counsel. So if sending an expletive laden email increases the chance of that even 1% he’s taking needless risk so he can show off for his XO bros. It’s kind of sad really that with all his money he feels the desperate need for validation on here that he’d play around with this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255262)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:13 AM
Author: tony ravioli

haven't worked with many jews i guess?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255279)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:04 AM
Author: the internet

I love how you make these so personal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255239)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: sealclubber



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255767)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:07 AM
Author: '"'"'"''"

You (and to a lesser extent, the defense attorney) are the reason that law is so toxic and mentally taxing. You can spar without being assholes. You don't need to make everything a dick measuring contest. You can be cordial with each other as professionals while still representing the interests of your shithead clients.

Lawyers like you make the profession shitty for everyone.

Anyone can be nasty. As you've said, anyone can print money in this profession if they're willing to go solo and have a little business sense. But the lawyer who makes millions in settlements each month without making every email an XO style flame war is the real winner in this profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255252)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:10 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.


Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255263)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:11 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

I don't make every email a flame war. Just the ones where I don't like the other guy. I'm generally really friendly to opposing counsel/adjusters and we get along very well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255268)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:12 AM
Author: My real dad left at 11, brother. (Because he hated me)

Did his Loyola background set you off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255608)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 11:08 AM
Author: donny

Revenge for Kobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255959)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:01 PM
Author: JFC



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40256261)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:09 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.


Seems pretty unprofessional. No doubt id produce this to the judge to show what a dbag you are. If judges hate you they will go out of their way to side against you. Hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255258)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: Rudolph

This is an underrated comment. Old school judges HATE this lack of decorum and will absolutely hold it against you. Any ties go to the other side and if they can find a way to rule against you where they feel they won't be overturned on appeal, they'll do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255795)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: GnosticBatFraudWang

not a litigator but nice to hear. decorum matters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255806)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: ;::;:;;\'\';:::\'.,:...:::;


rude and abrasive kikes have generally ruined litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40256474)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:11 AM
Author: Henry Aaron

That’s really something to be proud of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255275)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:30 AM
Author: the internet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255389)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:43 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

My mom tells me im her favorite child.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255444)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:12 PM
Author: Willie Mays



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40258997)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:16 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,..,.,.,....,.,.,,,.,.,...,..,....,,,,,.,.,


Saying someone doesn't sound like a lawyer etc is childish...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255293)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:16 AM
Author: Anne Frank sporting a full bush

You sound like you're 5'6"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255294)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: '"'"'"''"

TWIST: so is the defense attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255304)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

5'7, brother. Just checked last week. Was hoping id be taller.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255306)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:19 AM
Author: Anne Frank sporting a full bush

Why do you still check your height? Did you go to the doctor or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255312)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

I check weekly in case I grew. Chandler always calls me short.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255319)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:23 AM
Author: Anne Frank sporting a full bush

So getting taller is like your getting your father's love, something you constantly aspire to but will never achieve?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255335)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:24 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

Nah my loving wife and kids fill my emotional needs, brother. My mom is also 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255349)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:27 AM
Author: Anne Frank sporting a full bush

Clearly they don't brother if you constantly feel the need to act like an imbecilic jackass in your work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255369)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:28 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

im a very effective lawyer. Whatever Im doing seems to work, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255375)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:30 AM
Author: Anne Frank sporting a full bush

Well, clearly your well practiced in skirting the issue and avoiding responding to the substance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255391)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:31 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

i was on law review, brother. My word skills are on point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255394)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:34 AM
Author: Anne Frank sporting a full bush

My point was that acting like a jackass isn't usually how most self-described "happy and fulfilled" people act, particularly in their professional lives. Your response was that acting this way makes you an effective lawyer. That's probably true but you didn't respond to my original point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255405)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:42 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

Im not a jackass, brother. I just push the right buttons to be effective. And im very good at that. Ive never said a single mean thing to anyone outside of litigation. Im a nice dude, dawg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255440)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:43 AM
Author: Anne Frank sporting a full bush

OK, I believe you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255443)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Morbidly Obese Sex Robot

Take off your shoes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40257701)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:19 AM
Author: high fructose cornball brother

What do you mean he's 5'5"? He's no shorter than 5'4".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255311)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:19 AM
Author: my dog has more social distance than I do (and he doesn't wash his paws!)

Nice subtle neg misspelling Loyola.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255310)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:11 AM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255598)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:13 AM
Author: snoot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255610)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 11:08 AM
Author: donny



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: kilroy

have you actually litigated any of these cases and gone through class cert yet or is this all still in the beginning stages?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255317)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:22 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

We have 1 motion for class cert pending right now, but my partner has litigated hundreds of these through discovery, depos, class cert, and trial prep. There have only been a hand full of TCPA trials in the last 30 years. If you get class cert these settle 100% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255333)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:29 AM
Author: kilroy

nice. I did a little bit of tcpa defense awhile back. some of the biggest pricks I’ve met in law were tcpa plaintiff lawyers. i remember being jealous of how easy it seemed though and thinking to myself that I needed to switch to the plaintiff side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:24 AM
Author: '"'"'"''"

What do you normally demand for a single TCPA violation to avoid a class action?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255347)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:25 AM
Author: QueenLaBEEFah

I’m sure it depends on volume of calls/texts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255357)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:26 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

Against small companies we usually just ask for $1,500 per text (max statutory penalty). We dont negotiate off that number either. If its a big company or they dont settle then we file a class action. We have like a 90% prelit settlement rate right now on individual claims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255367)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:28 AM
Author: '"'"'"''"

That makes sense, but doesn't that mean you're doing this legwork to settle most cases for less than $10,000? Doesn't seem very profitable unless you have hundreds of texts or they actually fight it and you can get a class action settlement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255377)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:29 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

We have a paralegal that pumps out multiple letters per day. These arent a lot of work. We are settling tons of these. Also, farming volume helps you find the big ones. We have a cpuple dozen huge class actions now because of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255386)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:38 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,..,.,.,....,.,.,,,.,.,...,..,....,,,,,.,.,


lol this is like the definition of shitlaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255421)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:31 AM
Author: kilroy

lol the legwork in these cases is complete bullshit. settle most for nuisance value but luck out with the occasional plaintiff who got called/texted 500+ times and you are doing ok for yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:05 AM
Author: My real dad left at 11, brother. (Because he hated me)

What are the elements of a successful claimi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255554)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:19 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

Automated text message

No written consent

Profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255659)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:33 AM
Author: Gregor

Maybe a lot of letters are written like this was by shitlaw types but doesn't sound great. Its just business but you seem to want to make it personal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255397)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:35 AM
Author: snoot

Alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255409)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:36 AM
Author: .,,..,,;,..,,.,.,;,..::,,....,:,...,:,,..:.,.:,.


you should consider getting a real job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255414)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:39 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

What should I do for a living?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255427)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:00 AM
Author: .,,..,,;,..,,.,.,;,..::,,....,:,...,:,,..:.,.:,.


teach 10th grade english or something. I duno.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255533)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:02 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

I actually love teaching. I love helping people and watching them improve. Not flame. I wanted to be a history professor before law school. I talked to my wife about teaching, after law. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255542)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:44 AM
Author: joeybank

I like you, but I rate it as a good reminder that the best life decision I ever made was getting out of litigation after a year or two. Even at a "prestigous" firm, lit is filled with angry insecure people who are locked in a zero sum game. You're obviously doing well financially but I remember ending letters like this and finding it utterly deflating bc it was so silly and pointless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255447)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: snoot

There is nothing i enjoy less than writing inflammatory, bitchy letters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255516)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 11:08 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.


This isnt real lit dude. Also, as someone who has been in the game for awhile, 100% of people who act like this are terrible trial lawyers. If you have litigation skills you dont need to use gimick intimidation tactics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255960)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 1:58 PM
Author: joeybank

Disagree brother. I did "real" lit, albeit only for a few years. I don't care who you are, you still get into petty fights about discovery, motions, whatever. And you have to use lame phrases like "strains credulity." Even people like Boies and Susman have fucking lame discovery disputes.

There is no way of avoiding that lit is purely a zero sum game. It's nice to be in an area that isn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40257019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:46 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,.,.,.,,.,,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,,


Lol thread not turning out how OP envisioned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255459)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:48 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

Another 100 count thread in the making. Exactly what I expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255463)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,.,.,.,,.,,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,,


Your heel turn has been impressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255479)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:11 PM
Author: Willie Mays



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40258988)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:50 AM
Author: mr cum bucket

Shit email. Also shitty to demand a response on Memorial Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255477)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: the internet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255511)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 11:36 AM
Author: No Paye No Gain

Lol I forgot Monday was Memorial Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40256121)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:59 AM
Author: alive girl

Uh oh. You misspelled Loyola.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255520)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:00 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

Is my partner Moshe going to withhold my poultry 20k bonus in Spring now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255528)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:04 AM
Author: GnosticBatFraudWang

for that and the missed comma

"Lack of attention to detail..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255550)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: My real dad left at 11, brother. (Because he hated me)

paultry, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255624)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

lol good catch, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255647)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:33 AM
Author: alive girl

it's PALTRY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255759)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

(Guy who doesnt understand trolling)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255765)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:53 AM
Author: My real dad left at 11, brother. (Because he hated me)

The thing is you're smart, you went to a T15. Your spelling errors suggest a character defect rather than a mental deficiency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255879)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:59 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

I initially wrote paultry v paltry. I'm typing messages on a racist chatboard at 6am in the morning from my cell phone. I don't see the issue, brother. Then I changed it to poultry to be funny (which I guess wasn't really funny). We should do a Zoom happy hour tonight with Chandler. You in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255911)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 2:35 PM
Author: Jason Genova

bizarre TTT15 trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40257278)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: My real dad left at 11, brother. (Because he hated me)

he missed that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40259611)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:31 AM
Author: alive girl

he's getting 20k chickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255741)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:13 AM
Author: GnosticBatFraudWang

no reason to be so abusive but good letter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255615)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:14 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

Lol email back just now:

"I'll explain your position to my client and get back to you by the deadline."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255618)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:59 AM
Author: mr cum bucket

Why do you hate Memorial Day and why are you being a dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255914)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 11:02 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

I'll be chillin with my family. I don't have any deadlines that day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255929)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 11:22 AM
Author: mr cum bucket

You didn't answer the second part. And what would you have done if he said he would get back to you on Wednesday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40256026)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: "'''''"'""'''"'"'

lol this is like lawyer erotic fantasy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255637)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: backhoe operator

What is the social value if this type of litigation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255641)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:19 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

do you want to recieve hundreds of marketing texts per day? If not, youre welcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255654)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:23 AM
Author: backhoe operator

How do you arrive at 1,500 per text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255680)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:31 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

Just google TCPA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255739)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:19 AM
Author: kilroy

consumer protection from predatory lenders

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255655)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:46 AM
Author: .....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,


these were my immediate thoughts. the world would be a better place without scum rent seeking rats like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255827)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:47 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

Would you prefer 100s of marketing texts being sent to your phone daily? How about 100s of robo calls per day from Wells Fargo and Amazon with their latest product? I fight for justice and consumer rights, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255836)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:12 PM
Author: ""''''''"

(guy extracting compensation for looking over financial pitch decks)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40259597)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 11:56 AM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

Private enforcement of the law.

There should be more of it.

For instance, imagine if there were a private right of action with statutory damages against employers of illegal immigrants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40256240)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:09 PM
Author: Such anathema to us! (as The Americans)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40259581)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:22 AM
Author: kilroy

you should start an XO class action of poasters defaulting on student loans who receive autodialed calls from the loan servicers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255675)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:34 AM
Author: ARE Reptile

You should see my exchanges with the OCC. It's basically me groveling on my knees and thanking them for anally raping me at every turn. I would love to be able to send them something like this....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255762)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: joeybank

If your bank could tell their regulator to fuck off, comma checkers like you would be out of a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255819)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: Covid Ben Gurion (✡️)

This thread isn't about you, dumb fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40256001)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: (-_(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)_-)

How do you preserve the text messages?

How do you know there was no express written consent in these cases - wouldn't that just involve entering your number in an online form and the terms and conditions say 'by providing this info you agree we can send you texts'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255768)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: KamalaSexyFineCleverChocolate


He probably went to the webpage and looked at the form. Real in the weeds lawyer stuff

And lol at 'preserving" the text message. Do you think they are going to argue "nah we didn't send that"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255784)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: (-_(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)_-)

Either way I'm curious about the process. Take a screen grab of the T&C so company can't edit after the fact?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255790)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 1:21 PM
Author: (-_(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)_-)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40256802)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:27 PM
Author: Tan Ten Ten

For marketing texts (as opposed to transactional texts) the user need to click a box or something similar that says they are expressly consenting to recieving text messages for marketing purposes, and you must say who exactly the marketer will be.

For transactional texts (eg. sending you a link to your boarding pass) you don't need this same "prior express written consent" and you only need "prior consent" and this can be as simple as the consumer providing their phone number and some text somewhere saying that you will text them their boarding pass.

You'd be shocked as how many lawyers who really should know the above to not know the above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40259057)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:30 PM
Author: (-_(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)_-)

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40259921)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: joeybank

I feel like these cases are a public good against big corps but kinda fuckin lame against a small biz that just doesn’t know the rules. Kinda lame going after people who actually do things for society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255814)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:47 AM
Author: So we looked at the data

Private attorneys-general!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255830)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:04 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

Does text blasting software not warn business with a little consent prompt or something like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40256279)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 1:20 PM
Author: elvis tp (Poasts are exclusively artistic expression)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40256794)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:47 AM
Author: JFC

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255833)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:49 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

Over 100 posts and rising. Big success.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255841)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:49 AM
Author: JFC

kill yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255844)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:50 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

My family would be really sad, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255848)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:54 AM
Author: I am thinking of aurochs and angels

do you advertise for tcpa clients? and do you throw in ftc violations as well for unfair business practices or just one count type demands/complaints?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255883)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 11:01 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

I have a network of 2,500 current/former clients. It's easy to find people. My person network is enormous. I get like 70 accident cases a month just from my personal network now. I can find huge volumes of any type of case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255926)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:55 AM
Author: Verne lundquist

I believe the email would be more effective if you just removed the profanity. The stuff about your two year old using new words was pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255886)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 11:03 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

I think it just depends on the person I'm writing to. I don't use profanity often but with some of these middle eastern lawyers it is really effective. It is a case by case kind of thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255933)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 11:07 AM
Author: Verne lundquist

Agree prob effective dealing with some Persian pot lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255953)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:56 AM
Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,..,..,.,.,,..,.,,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255893)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 11:00 AM
Author: calishitlawguru

I'm from California. We let people without college degrees and non ABA schools become lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255922)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: So we looked at the data

LJL at the litigators clucking about civility itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40255980)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Covid Ben Gurion (✡️)

180. Loved the Loyola and pacer negs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40256014)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: \'\'\'\'\"\'\"\'\'\"\'\'\'


Did you really send this? You seem more professional than this usually. Also, don't you usually poast pics of these types of letters/emails, not just type them out in xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40256081)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 11:56 AM
Author: Rosebudd

How much do you make off these brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40256236)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:01 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

I few grand each usually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40256265)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:17 PM
Author: Rosebudd

Nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40256360)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 11:58 AM
Author: Rachmiel Amadeus (retired)

lol 180, is this the dispensary I sent you or a different one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40256251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Different one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40256297)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: Rachmiel Amadeus (retired)

180 fuck these guys man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40256300)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: elvis tp (Poasts are exclusively artistic expression)

I know several dispensary owners. Most are timid businessmen, but I know a couple that would fuck your life up if they got this letter. It’s a dangerous group to fuck with if you don’t do some recon, because you never know which ones emerged from the black market and know how to handle things without hiding behind a judge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40256310)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: So we looked at the data

CSLG's got his two hapa pitbulls, he'll be ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40256314)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 12:36 PM
Author: Guided by Voicemail

If I were a judge I would ding lawyers who talk like this to opposing counsel. I also probably would not hire you to rep me on one of these cases. If they're really so cut and dry any plaintiffs attorney ought to be able to get me the same payout with losing his shit and jeopardizing my case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40256504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 1:26 PM
Author: My real dad left at 11, brother. (Because he hated me)

your "case"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40256843)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 1:26 PM
Author: Fyre festival founder

Normally a fan of your emails to douchebags but this one seemed unwarranted in the meanness. We are in it together #livelaughlove

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40256842)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: chilmata (reigning xo Rookie of the Year 2014-2019)

I think the F-bombs cross the line into unprofessional conduct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40257654)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: N904PD

You should become the GC of the dispensary and have the ultimate XO showdown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40258904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:05 PM
Author: chilmata (reigning xo Rookie of the Year 2014-2019)

I like CSLG. I just think the F-bombs were too much and took away from the letter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40259555)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Morbidly Obese Sex Robot

Reminder: CSLG is a piece of shit and brags about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40257699)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 4:23 PM
Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,


Serious question - why coudnt someone charge CSLG for extortion? That's really all this is. The fines are UP TO $500 for non willing violation.

How is demanding $1,500 for a text message from a small business over a holiday weekend with the threat of an expensive lawsuit not extortion?

Fuck CSLG. He's human scum amd a drag on society.

As if it ismt hard enough to be a business owner in 2020 now you have to worry about shit law shakedowns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40257895)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 6:30 PM
Author: My real dad left at 11, brother. (Because he hated me)

That's how society works. If you go to a company and say, give me $10 million or I'll tell the entire world you've polluted our town, that's blackmail.

If you go to the same company and say give my client $100 million or he'll tell the entire world you've polluted his town, that's just litigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40258737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 6:58 PM
Author: Uncle Tom's Pecker ((zurich is stained))

(michael avenatti)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40258916)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: My real dad left at 11, brother. (Because he hated me)

In this case, it's more like congress empowered CSLG to issue traffic citations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40258744)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: snoot

Because extortion has an actual definition and demanding money to settle a dispute is not extortion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40258885)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Covid Ben Gurion (✡️)

rofl do u law?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40258925)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 12:11 PM
Author: elvis tp (Poasts are exclusively artistic expression)

It’s basically a loophole in extortion rules. If you legitimately represent a client, then lawyers are allowed to engaging behavior that would normally be called extortion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40261779)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:02 PM
Author: Stan Getz

I am surprised none of these guys ever hire a hit man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40258936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:08 PM
Author: Covid Ben Gurion (✡️)

cq. he should stick to faceless insurance cos who dont care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40258972)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:09 PM
Author: Stan Getz

It blows my mind how in a game full of scumbags that no one ever tracks the guy down. Especially in LA where everyone is a scumbag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40258981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:10 PM
Author: Morbidly Obese Sex Robot

Assault on attorneys is most limited to family law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40258985)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:11 PM
Author: Stan Getz

I can certainly see that. But in this sort of tit for tat experience between two balding lawyers, I am more surprised no one ever hunts the opposing scumbag down at their place of vocation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40258987)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:12 PM
Author: real, historical person (fonzie)

this is a little mean-spirited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40258992)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:13 PM
Author: Stan Getz

He's getting drunk off his past success. It is the imminent downfall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40259000)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:13 PM
Author: The Minneapolis Police Assassination (Tier II: Hellraiser Fuckfactories)

you're a bad person and it will catch up with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40259002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:15 PM
Author: Stan Getz

It already has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40259018)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:17 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

I thought we were friends, man. I mailed you like 3 t-shirts already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40259031)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:18 PM
Author: Stan Getz

We are man. Good friends. But this shit is a new low. Friends have to be honest with one another.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40259037)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Thanks for the honesty, man. How can I repay you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40259038)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:20 PM
Author: Stan Getz

JUst ensure that shirt actually cums. I want to be wearing it on my runs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40259042)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:37 PM
Author: Tan Ten Ten

You should run shirtless or in a tanktop at most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40259092)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:44 PM
Author: Stan Getz

Thats a melanoma waiting to happen. I am in Queensland man. That is reckless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40259127)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:44 PM
Author: Big Guy For You

180. Fuck libs and fuck Loyala

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40259124)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:17 PM
Author: ""''''''"

Not understanding your strategy, do you want to settle or not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40259631)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:39 PM
Author: Belisarius

When I get emails like OPs, I normally respond with an animated GIF of Stanley from the office rolling his eyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40259719)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:45 PM
Author: chandler

A small company was harassing me with spam advertisement texts for about a year and I’m going after them. I feel slightly guilty about it since they aren’t an insurance co or megacorp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40259733)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:46 PM
Author: Stan Getz



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40259739)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:47 PM
Author: Morbidly Obese Sex Robot

Your transition to the dark side is not yet complete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40259740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 11:04 PM
Author: chilmata (reigning xo Rookie of the Year 2014-2019)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40260080)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: ""''''''"

fuck it man, feed your kids

(do you have kids..?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40259759)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:15 PM
Author: So we looked at the data

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40259843)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,


Be honest - did you ever ask them to stop?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40259856)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:24 PM
Author: chandler

no i receive hundreds of spam texts. this is the only one by an identifiable company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40259895)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:31 PM
Author: Stan Getz

I would sue them too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40259927)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 12:32 AM
Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,


So you were to.much of a.lazy bitch to say "stop" via.text and now you think you deserve tens of thousands of dollars in damages for your "suffering" ?

Jfc no wonder men's testosterone is dropping off a cliff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40260437)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 7:59 PM
Author: Protect Yourself At All Times

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40263451)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:30 PM
Author: (-_(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)_-)

youre going to be the class rep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40259920)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:33 PM
Author: chandler

It’s going to settle, because the defense has a smart attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40259933)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:37 PM
Author: (-_(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)_-)

but youre going to be the named plaintiff right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40259957)



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Date: May 25th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: snoot

Lol @ "harassing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40272440)



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Date: May 25th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

It really is. Those texts are super annoying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40272445)



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Date: May 25th, 2020 7:49 PM
Author: snoot

If we are hysterical women, sure a text message is harassment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40272900)



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Date: May 25th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: GnosticBatFraudWang

Update CSLG?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40271930)



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Date: May 25th, 2020 4:32 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

Case is settling, dawg. Crisis averted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40271961)



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Date: May 25th, 2020 4:50 PM
Author: Covid Ben Gurion (✡️)

how much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40272067)



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Date: May 25th, 2020 4:53 PM
Author: GnosticBatFraudWang

well played. Range would be appreciated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40272073)



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Date: May 25th, 2020 4:54 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

My clients statutory damages. So 1.5k per text.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40272078)



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Date: May 25th, 2020 5:09 PM
Author: GnosticBatFraudWang

180. So $500/txt to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40272148)



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Date: May 25th, 2020 5:59 PM
Author: calishitlawguru

We were taking one third, but we found out that the big guys doing this take 50% on individual claims, so we upped our contingency fee. It makes sense since the client doesn't really do anything other than sign a retainer. On class actions we get our loadstar and it usually caps at one third.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40272437)



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Date: May 25th, 2020 6:02 PM
Author: .,.,,..,.,,.,.,:,,:,..,,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.


Do clients have any bargaining power? Seems like this is super easy and a slam dunk. If a client said 20% or no deal would you take the case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40272449)



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Date: May 25th, 2020 6:05 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

Seeing such foul language from an officer of the court degrades my respect for an important institution of our government. I am now slightly more likely to seek extrajudicial resolution of my next dispute, and am more likely to have decreased respect for other governmental institutions as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40272462)



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Date: May 26th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: GnosticBatFraudWang

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539870&forum_id=2#40275519)