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what is the smallest animal that could fuck up a human?

guessing a house cat? maybe a large rat?
diogenes
  05/22/20
Define "fuck up". Do you mean who would win in...
Tan Ten Ten
  05/22/20
yeah but doesnt have to be an enclosed space, just assume...
diogenes
  05/22/20
Off the top of my head and assuming we're leaving out shit l...
Tan Ten Ten
  05/22/20
i think house cats weigh like 20lb max and could fuck over m...
diogenes
  05/22/20
Sorry bro, but no. A cat would need to be big enough to bite...
Tan Ten Ten
  05/22/20
https://www.newsweek.com/woman-attacked-stray-cat-left-cover...
diogenes
  05/22/20
https://www.chron.com/neighborhood/cleveland/news/article/Ma...
diogenes
  05/22/20
I've been brought nearly to my knees by a series of sudden b...
Crescent City Squatter
  05/22/20
you might be weaker than the average man. once the adrenalin...
.....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,
  05/22/20
CR. There was once a stray tomcat who was causing problems ...
...,,,.,,,,,,,...,.,.,,.....,,.,.,,..
  05/22/20
(Animal abuser)
Jason Genova
  05/23/20
unfunny flame
calabasas shitlaw guru
  05/23/20
I worked in an animal hospital part time at one point. Guy w...
.,.,,.,..,.,.,:,,:,,.,:.,.:,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.
  05/22/20
Explain how he "came close" to serious injury
Harmon Killebrew
  05/22/20
We put it in a cardboard box to move it to the back room and...
.,.,,.,..,.,.,:,,:,,.,:.,.:,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.
  05/22/20
Kill or permanently maim/disfigure.
.,.,,.,..,.,.,:,,:,,.,:.,.:,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.
  05/22/20
mosquito
my dog has more social distance than I do
  05/22/20
CR response, but smaller insects, like fleas, can also sprea...
Tan Ten Ten
  05/22/20
amoeba in your brain
..,..,..,...,,,...,..,.,,.,..,.,,
  05/22/20
*punches dumb ass mosquito*
diogenes
  05/22/20
bat, apparently
The Minneapolis Police Assassination
  05/22/20
Should limit it to smallest mammal, and require that the har...
.,.,,.,..,.,.,:,,:,,.,:.,.:,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.
  05/22/20
Chimps/ Bonobos could fuck up a human, but they're bigger th...
Tan Ten Ten
  05/22/20
Baboons are generally smaller than a leopard and I think an ...
Tan Ten Ten
  05/22/20
How big to black bears get? Edit nevermind they get pret...
.,.,,.,..,.,.,:,,:,,.,:.,.:,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.
  05/22/20
LJL. Brej!
Tan Ten Ten
  05/22/20
...
kill the oligarchs
  05/22/20
Only ones I've seen in the woods were small
.,.,,.,..,.,.,:,,:,,.,:.,.:,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.
  05/22/20
...
Krampusnacht
  05/22/20
lol remember tha one chick that got her face torn off by a b...
diogenes
  05/22/20
That was a chimp. Didn't the same chimp kill its owner?
.,.,,.,..,.,.,:,,:,,.,:.,.:,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.
  05/22/20
good memory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9L7MugvoIE
diogenes
  05/22/20
Chimps are strong AF and would def kill a human. Pretty sure...
Tan Ten Ten
  05/22/20
i think honey badgers are smaller and could fuck up two or t...
diogenes
  05/22/20
also my research has given me the caracal as a contender, th...
diogenes
  05/22/20
I don't think so. ABout the size of a large hosuecat. I don'...
Tan Ten Ten
  05/22/20
Average human in modern society is completely winded after 1...
ItWasHorrible
  05/22/20
...
diogenes
  05/22/20
I think a baboon would get its shit pushed in by an equally ...
Tall, shambling galoot
  05/22/20
black widow spider
Uncle Tom's Pecker
  05/22/20
Killer Asian Hornet
DrakeMallard
  05/22/20
those things are huge. there's tiny jellyfish that are way m...
meat theology
  05/22/20
Does this include running out into the street and getting dr...
gibberish
  05/22/20
Shitpits?
CharlesXII
  05/22/20
rats
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  05/22/20
Paramecium
My real dad left at 11, brother.
  05/22/20
Wrong Kingdom
Morbidly Obese Sex Robot
  05/23/20
Covid-19
''''''''''''
  05/22/20
if limited to mammals, I think a house cat you can swat away...
Maori woman performing defiant haka
  05/22/20
Adam Lanza
Born and raised in Cabrini Green
  05/22/20
...
So we looked at the data
  05/22/20
a deer tick
Neal V. Stephens 410 Alabama Dr. Herndon VA 20170
  05/22/20
a wolverine could kill a human to death
,.,,..,,.,.,..:,,:,....,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.,:
  05/22/20
this was my answer
Metal Up Your Ass
  05/22/20
That fish that swims up your urethra
So we looked at the data
  05/22/20
Anyone ever see that first person vid of the guy and the bad...
Gloostick
  05/22/20
180
So we looked at the data
  05/22/20
link
diogenes
  05/22/20
Pikachu
CapTTTainFalcon
  05/22/20
I dont think a 20lbs bobcat could possibly kill someone like...
............. ....................................
  05/22/20
They might not see you as prey, but a bobcat would fuck you ...
Tall, shambling galoot
  05/22/20
just assume the guy and the animal want each other dead at a...
diogenes
  05/22/20
There was already some small mountain lion about 30lbs that ...
............. ....................................
  05/22/20
It was probably a juvenile that didn't know what it was doin...
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  05/22/20
Avg person today thinks that going to a grocery store is the...
............. ....................................
  05/22/20
Animals just don’t understand what we can do with ARE ...
ARE Reptile
  05/22/20
uve obviously never been in a physical fight
diogenes
  05/22/20
Filipina
Handjob Masseuse Who Offers Contactless Delivery
  05/22/20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6xGcUxuC4c
sealclubber
  05/22/20
lol
Uranist
  05/22/20
what about like a weasel, or weasel relative like a martin o...
Krampusnacht
  05/22/20
guy pissing self when confronted by a mink
sealclubber
  05/22/20
porcupine, skunk, and aerially any bird over 4 lbs. and larg...
Discerning Critic Critiquing Your Thread
  05/23/20
Wolverine.
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  05/23/20
Or maybe a honey badger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...
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  05/23/20
black widow
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  05/23/20


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Date: May 22nd, 2020 6:47 PM
Author: diogenes

guessing a house cat?

maybe a large rat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258852)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 6:48 PM
Author: Tan Ten Ten

Define "fuck up".

Do you mean who would win in a fight to the death while locked in an enclosed space?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258855)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 6:50 PM
Author: diogenes

yeah

but doesnt have to be an enclosed space, just assume the guy and the animal want each other dead at all costs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258862)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 6:52 PM
Author: Tan Ten Ten

Off the top of my head and assuming we're leaving out shit like insects spreading disease -- a ~50 lbs leopard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258871)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 6:53 PM
Author: diogenes

i think house cats weigh like 20lb max and could fuck over most humans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM7KJxz5i00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrgbZlE7q7k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258879)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: Tan Ten Ten

Sorry bro, but no. A cat would need to be big enough to bite a humans neck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258891)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:02 PM
Author: diogenes

https://www.newsweek.com/woman-attacked-stray-cat-left-covered-blood-because-cats-are-mean-and-awful-707912

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258932)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: diogenes

https://www.chron.com/neighborhood/cleveland/news/article/Man-airlifted-after-fight-with-cat-9352402.php

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258943)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:12 PM
Author: Crescent City Squatter

I've been brought nearly to my knees by a series of sudden bites to the tendon sheaths around the knuckles on my hand by a tiny 8lbs. feral cat. It happened so fast, the cat seemed to be fighting for its life, and I think you might be underestimating how much pain a properly motivated wild animal can inflict on a person. I about fainted when this thing let go my hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258998)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:15 PM
Author: .....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,


you might be weaker than the average man. once the adrenaline kicks in and you’re truly fighting for your life, the cats head would explode into red mist and skull after 3-5 very hard stomps to the head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259841)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:36 PM
Author: ...,,,.,,,,,,,...,.,.,,.....,,.,.,,..


CR. There was once a stray tomcat who was causing problems in the neighborhood, so I went to catch him. I don't remember exactly what happened. I got scratched up pretty bad, but the cat's head and one of its hind legs were torn off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259949)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 12:07 AM
Author: Jason Genova

(Animal abuser)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40260357)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: calabasas shitlaw guru (🚫🌶️🔥🚫 🅰️ 🇸 🇰 🅰️ ✌️ 🚫🌶️🔥🚫)

unfunny flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40262823)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: .,.,,.,..,.,.,:,,:,,.,:.,.:,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.


I worked in an animal hospital part time at one point. Guy who ran it was in his 70s and had wrassled every kind of animal. He came close to being severely injured by a stray cat someone caught in a fishing net and brought into the waiting room. We did ultimately euthanize that filthy motherfucker but it was running wild all over the main work area and I don't even remember how the fuck we did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259978)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:54 PM
Author: Harmon Killebrew

Explain how he "came close" to serious injury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40260038)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:57 PM
Author: .,.,,.,..,.,.,:,,:,,.,:.,.:,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.


We put it in a cardboard box to move it to the back room and then he took the lead in trying to get it out of the box and restrain it. Only time I ever saw him fail to restrain an animal. It ended up escaping and running around the room, but when it was in the box it lunged for him and he had to get defensive. Can't really give you a blow by blow because it was a long time ago and I remembered it now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40260052)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: .,.,,.,..,.,.,:,,:,,.,:.,.:,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.


Kill or permanently maim/disfigure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258896)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 6:48 PM
Author: my dog has more social distance than I do (and he doesn't wash his paws!)

mosquito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258856)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 6:50 PM
Author: Tan Ten Ten

CR response, but smaller insects, like fleas, can also spread deadly diseases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258860)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:48 PM
Author: ..,..,..,...,,,...,..,.,,.,..,.,, (🥛)


amoeba in your brain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40260013)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 6:50 PM
Author: diogenes

*punches dumb ass mosquito*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258865)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 6:53 PM
Author: The Minneapolis Police Assassination (Tier II: Hellraiser Fuckfactories)

bat, apparently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258878)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 6:55 PM
Author: .,.,,.,..,.,.,:,,:,,.,:.,.:,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.


Should limit it to smallest mammal, and require that the harm must be inflicted directly by the animal. The answer is probably bobcat or some type of primate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258890)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: Tan Ten Ten

Chimps/ Bonobos could fuck up a human, but they're bigger than a Leopard.

Gonna look up how big baboons are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258901)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 6:57 PM
Author: Tan Ten Ten

Baboons are generally smaller than a leopard and I think an average baboon would fuck up the average human male, so I think Baboob is currently in the lead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258905)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 6:58 PM
Author: .,.,,.,..,.,.,:,,:,,.,:.,.:,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.


How big to black bears get?

Edit nevermind they get pretty fucking big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258913)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:00 PM
Author: Tan Ten Ten

LJL. Brej!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258920)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:02 PM
Author: kill the oligarchs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258934)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: .,.,,.,..,.,.,:,,:,,.,:.,.:,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.


Only ones I've seen in the woods were small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:54 PM
Author: Krampusnacht



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40260040)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:01 PM
Author: diogenes

lol remember tha one chick that got her face torn off by a baboon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258926)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:02 PM
Author: .,.,,.,..,.,.,:,,:,,.,:.,.:,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.


That was a chimp. Didn't the same chimp kill its owner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258929)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:04 PM
Author: diogenes

good memory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9L7MugvoIE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258947)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:04 PM
Author: Tan Ten Ten

Chimps are strong AF and would def kill a human. Pretty sure a baboon could kill a human too so I think that's the current winner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258949)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:06 PM
Author: diogenes

i think honey badgers are smaller and could fuck up two or three people at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258962)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:07 PM
Author: diogenes

also my research has given me the caracal as a contender, they can take down an antelope and weight 12kg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258969)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:08 PM
Author: Tan Ten Ten

I don't think so. ABout the size of a large hosuecat. I don't see any way they could reliably kill a human before the human could wrestle it to the ground and choke it to death.

One important point also, humans have better cardio than cats. If the fight laster more than a minute the cat would be too exhausted to fight back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258975)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 8:46 PM
Author: ItWasHorrible

Average human in modern society is completely winded after 1 minute of intense activity. The hypo does not specify that the human is an MMA fighter. Average wild cat is living by its wits every day, will go as long as it takes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259436)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:05 PM
Author: diogenes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259559)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:00 PM
Author: Tall, shambling galoot

I think a baboon would get its shit pushed in by an equally sized cat, bro.

Edit: leopards eat baboons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: Uncle Tom's Pecker ((zurich is stained))

black widow spider

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: DrakeMallard (Just ducking around)

Killer Asian Hornet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258941)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:04 PM
Author: meat theology (uspo)

those things are huge. there's tiny jellyfish that are way more dangerous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258945)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:09 PM
Author: gibberish

Does this include running out into the street and getting drivers to swerve?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40258982)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:15 PM
Author: CharlesXII (CharlesXII)

Shitpits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259017)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:16 PM
Author: .........,,;,;,;,,,............,,;,;;,.;.


rats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259026)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:17 PM
Author: My real dad left at 11, brother. (Because he hated me)

Paramecium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259030)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 1:39 AM
Author: Morbidly Obese Sex Robot

Wrong Kingdom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40260625)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:57 PM
Author: ''''''''''''

Covid-19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259199)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:58 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka

if limited to mammals, I think a house cat you can swat away pretty easily. raccoons and honey badgers aren’t much bigger but would inflict devastating damage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259206)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 7:59 PM
Author: Born and raised in Cabrini Green

Adam Lanza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259207)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 8:02 PM
Author: So we looked at the data



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259217)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 8:00 PM
Author: Neal V. Stephens 410 Alabama Dr. Herndon VA 20170

a deer tick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259208)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 8:01 PM
Author: ,.,,..,,.,.,..:,,:,....,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.,:


a wolverine could kill a human to death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259210)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:46 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

this was my answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259735)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 8:02 PM
Author: So we looked at the data

That fish that swims up your urethra

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259213)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 8:03 PM
Author: Gloostick

Anyone ever see that first person vid of the guy and the badger? Badger jumps up and bits his femoral artery and he bleeds out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259222)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 8:04 PM
Author: So we looked at the data

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259225)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 8:08 PM
Author: diogenes

link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259247)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

Pikachu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259373)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 9:51 PM
Author: ............. ....................................


I dont think a 20lbs bobcat could possibly kill someone like me. U walk in the wild it will not dare to jump u even from the back. But an 80lbs mountain lion once stood in front of me and u could tell it considered me a prey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259756)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:10 PM
Author: Tall, shambling galoot

They might not see you as prey, but a bobcat would fuck you up in an enclosed space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259821)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:16 PM
Author: diogenes

just assume the guy and the animal want each other dead at all costs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259847)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:24 PM
Author: ............. ....................................


There was already some small mountain lion about 30lbs that got killed by a twink runner in Colorado. I could easily kill that twink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259887)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:43 PM
Author: .,.,,.,..,.,.,:,,:,,.,:.,.:,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.


It was probably a juvenile that didn't know what it was doing. A properly motivated bobcat with enough energy could probably kill a person though I'm not sure it could kill an average person or at least the average guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259990)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:56 PM
Author: ............. ....................................


Avg person today thinks that going to a grocery store is the same as parachuting into Romania with ak47

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40260046)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: ARE Reptile

Animals just don’t understand what we can do with ARE opposable thumbs. Just go for the eyes bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259853)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:27 PM
Author: diogenes

uve obviously never been in a physical fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259907)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:24 PM
Author: Handjob Masseuse Who Offers Contactless Delivery

Filipina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:32 PM
Author: sealclubber

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6xGcUxuC4c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259931)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:37 PM
Author: Uranist (Bande-au-ciel!! )

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40259953)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 10:57 PM
Author: Krampusnacht

what about like a weasel, or weasel relative like a martin or mink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40260049)



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Date: May 22nd, 2020 11:07 PM
Author: sealclubber

guy pissing self when confronted by a mink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40260092)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 12:54 AM
Author: Discerning Critic Critiquing Your Thread

porcupine, skunk, and aerially any bird over 4 lbs. and large talons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40260516)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 12:55 AM
Author: ..,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,....,,,,..,.,.,.,


Wolverine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40260517)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 12:58 AM
Author: ..,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,....,,,,..,.,.,.,


Or maybe a honey badger:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvlalDNxccw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40260519)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: ...........,........,,,,,,,,.,,,, (Definitely NOT a Russian ghost pepper troll )


black widow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540313&forum_id=2#40260631)