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what is the smallest animal that could fuck a human?

honestly ashamed of you all for making me be the one to do t...
Evangelical
  05/23/20
What an incredible question
snoot
  05/23/20
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ESL TM..,..;;.
  05/23/20
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Evangelical
  05/23/20
gerbils are pretty small
sealclubber
  05/23/20
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"'''"''"
  05/23/20
does your god know you posted this?
Pumonymous
  05/23/20
it was a parody thread
Evangelical
  05/23/20
i know. the question stands.
Pumonymous
  05/23/20
well the answer is of course yes because the God knows every...
Evangelical
  05/23/20
imagine your deity peering down at you from his perch upon a...
Pumonymous
  05/23/20
that's not really how divine perception works but im sure he...
Evangelical
  05/23/20
tell us more about the mechanics of divine perception
Pumonymous
  05/23/20
god is the being behind all beings. he is the ground from wh...
Evangelical
  05/23/20
how do you know this?
Pumonymous
  05/23/20
experience
Evangelical
  05/23/20
what sort of experience? describe it in as much detail as po...
Pumonymous
  05/23/20
experience of god just read this https://www.amazon.com/O...
Evangelical
  05/23/20
i don't have time to read 467 pages of gibberish from some r...
Pumonymous
  05/23/20
god is the ground of being read this https://www.amazon.c...
Evangelical
  05/23/20
isn't this basically just Bible fanfiction? i don't see how ...
Pumonymous
  05/23/20
god is a world constituting event read this https://www.j...
Evangelical
  05/23/20
not really a fanfic guy
Pumonymous
  05/23/20
god makes the world go round
Evangelical
  05/23/20
how big is Bacon?
north atlantid
  05/23/20


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Date: May 23rd, 2020 12:09 AM
Author: Evangelical

honestly ashamed of you all for making me be the one to do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540500&forum_id=2#40260365)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: snoot

What an incredible question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540500&forum_id=2#40260382)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 2:11 AM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540500&forum_id=2#40260687)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 10:14 AM
Author: Evangelical



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 12:30 AM
Author: sealclubber

gerbils are pretty small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540500&forum_id=2#40260427)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 9:49 AM
Author: "'''"''"



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 10:23 AM
Author: Pumonymous

does your god know you posted this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540500&forum_id=2#40261432)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 10:24 AM
Author: Evangelical

it was a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540500&forum_id=2#40261433)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 10:25 AM
Author: Pumonymous

i know. the question stands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540500&forum_id=2#40261439)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 10:26 AM
Author: Evangelical

well the answer is of course yes because the God knows everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540500&forum_id=2#40261441)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 10:27 AM
Author: Pumonymous

imagine your deity peering down at you from his perch upon a cirrus cloud. how does he feel about your bestiality jokes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540500&forum_id=2#40261445)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: Evangelical

that's not really how divine perception works but im sure he is significantly more concerned about more serious areas of sin stemming from my general lethargy and unwillingness to truly give my life for his serivce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540500&forum_id=2#40261450)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: Pumonymous

tell us more about the mechanics of divine perception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540500&forum_id=2#40261452)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 10:31 AM
Author: Evangelical

god is the being behind all beings. he is the ground from which all objects are made and are sustained. there is no knower/known distinction. he knows all because he is in all, and he is their cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540500&forum_id=2#40261458)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 10:32 AM
Author: Pumonymous

how do you know this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540500&forum_id=2#40261461)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 10:33 AM
Author: Evangelical

experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540500&forum_id=2#40261465)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 10:37 AM
Author: Pumonymous

what sort of experience? describe it in as much detail as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540500&forum_id=2#40261486)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: Evangelical

experience of god

just read this https://www.amazon.com/Orthodox-Dogmatic-Theology-Experience-Revelation/dp/0917651707

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540500&forum_id=2#40261492)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 10:41 AM
Author: Pumonymous

i don't have time to read 467 pages of gibberish from some romanian idiot. summarize?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540500&forum_id=2#40261500)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 10:43 AM
Author: Evangelical

god is the ground of being

read this https://www.amazon.com/Systematic-Theology-vol-Paul-Tillich/dp/0226803376

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540500&forum_id=2#40261506)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: Pumonymous

isn't this basically just Bible fanfiction? i don't see how it relates to your supposed "experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540500&forum_id=2#40261512)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 10:47 AM
Author: Evangelical

god is a world constituting event

read this https://www.jstor.org/stable/1201852?seq=1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540500&forum_id=2#40261516)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Pumonymous

not really a fanfic guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540500&forum_id=2#40261518)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 10:52 AM
Author: Evangelical

god makes the world go round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540500&forum_id=2#40261529)



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Date: May 23rd, 2020 10:47 AM
Author: north atlantid (northatlantid@gmail.com)

how big is Bacon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4540500&forum_id=2#40261517)