Date: June 11th, 2020 9:44 PM
Author: chest-beating preventive strike
[Scene in Crane living room as FRASIER and NILES discuss recent looting and protests]
FRASIER: I was driving home after a quick meal at Cafe D'Jours and a bunch of hooligans attacked my car and set it on fire! It was just awful.
NILES: So did you enjoy the BMW flambe?
[laughter]
FRASIER: This is no laughing matter! And to add insult to injury, a homeless man started urinating all over my $2500 Andre Renoir suit!
NILES: Good lord, sounds like someone needs a dry cleaner.
[laughter]
FRASIER: I'm just so disheartened and don't know if I can co-exist living mere blocks away from a bunch of uncivilized animals.
[FRASIER's woke new housekeeper SHAQUONDA enters]
SHAQUONDA: Animals? Who you calling animals?
FRASIER: Oh no, dear, I was merely discussing the ruffians who attacked my car, ruined my suit, and gave me a splitting headache.
SHAQUONDA: You think peaceful African-American protesters are animals, huh? Boy, you got another thing coming!
FRASIER: Sweetheart, I certainly didn't mean to offend, please accept my apologies.
SHAQUONDA: We'll see about that.
[laughter as SHAQUONDA exits]
FRASIER: You know Niles, Shaquonda is wonderful, but at times like this I really miss Daphne. The place just hasn't been the same since she was deported.
NILES: Indeed. I just hope for your sake that Shaquonda stays off Twitter.
[Scene one day later after FRASIER's radio show has been canceled, his medical license revoked, and his life ruined]
FRASIER: My life's work down the drain because of one little remark! This is absolute madness!
NILES: I warned you, these people aren't playing around.
FRASIER: Good lord! Look at this!
[FRASIER opens website to find SHAQUONDA hosting his old radio show with millions of new followers on social media]
NILES: Recession or no, it looks like someone got herself a new job.
FRASIER: Niles!
[laughter]
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4558442&forum_id=2#40400849)