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Fucked my slutty sister-in-law once 3 months ago, got herpes

Edit (see subthread with all the blank bumps, promise is a...
tony ravioli
  06/27/20
he's hung
sealclubber
  06/27/20
LOL at the entire world knowing that korean “men&rdquo...
tommy gnosis
  07/01/20
...
SomeOtherGhost
  07/02/20
...
Chaucer
  06/27/20
do u date anymore now that you have herpes? do u disclose yo...
kilroy
  06/27/20
I’m married, it was the first time I’ve cheated
tony ravioli
  06/27/20
Howd you explain the sores on your dick to old lady
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  06/27/20
No idea, just found out this was herpes. any suggestions? We...
tony ravioli
  06/27/20
Divorce. Never fuck her again if you think she's clean. Your...
.,.,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,,
  06/27/20
Yeesh, steep price tag for one 20-min drunken fuckfest
tony ravioli
  06/27/20
One wrong move. Never tell her what you did. Ever.
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  06/27/20
Can’t i give it to her then claim she gave it to me? H...
tony ravioli
  06/27/20
under the bartell test court’s presume that the male g...
kilroy
  06/27/20
wtf never heard of that is that a real thing? in every state...
tony ravioli
  06/27/20
it’s the majority rule but there are states that haven...
kilroy
  06/27/20
the oceanic law (adopted 60 degrees north of the original ma...
KEBAB, SPIC, and NIGGER REMOVER
  06/28/20
Lol wtf kind of “test” is that
I-ya likea da human host berry much
  06/27/20
180 as fuck poast with the fake case name and everything. ...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  06/28/20
Lol, in-house has cost me my killer instinct i guess...
tony ravioli
  06/28/20
Lol
tedbeckersted
  07/01/20
You said you "just found out" though. You willing ...
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  06/27/20
about this, sure, why not if no one can prove otherwise? ...
tony ravioli
  06/27/20
If you got tested then ur fucked. You have actual knowledge ...
.,.,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,,
  06/27/20
Oh, I didn’t get tested by a doctor yet. I just have s...
tony ravioli
  06/27/20
Either disclose or divorce. Do not give her herpes without h...
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  06/27/20
get on valtrex...from what I've heard most people only have ...
Soren \'Bob\' Odenkierkegaard
  06/27/20
First useful reply from anyone ITT, thanks Bob
tony ravioli
  06/27/20
np, if you don't get on valtrex, it'll clear up on its own, ...
Soren \'Bob\' Odenkierkegaard
  06/27/20
is it your brothers wife or your wifes sister
Neal V. Stephens 410 Alabama Dr. Herndon VA 20170
  06/27/20
Wife’s sister
tony ravioli
  06/27/20
Story?
Whiteponyguy
  06/27/20
She’s always been unsubtly flirty with me, and as the...
tony ravioli
  06/27/20
You fucked your wife's sister in your house while your wife ...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  06/27/20
Yes. I live in a big McMansion in the exurbs.
tony ravioli
  06/27/20
Wtf, how big is your house?
ESL TM..,..;;.
  06/27/20
4500 square feet on a 1.5 acre lot, 5BR
tony ravioli
  06/27/20
Hmmmmm... So I have a 2800 sq ft home, but even with 4500 s...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  06/27/20
See above re: bathtime. Very well-established routine - ...
tony ravioli
  06/27/20
180 May as well start boning her on the reg, assuming she...
benzo gambit
  06/27/20
It sounds like you’re a more successful and Chadly (bu...
Chaim Gaye
  06/27/20
Extremely harsh but incredibly fair, fml though for the r...
tony ravioli
  06/27/20
you get a paternity test?
Soren \'Bob\' Odenkierkegaard
  06/27/20
Of course not but for numerous unassailable reasons I’...
tony ravioli
  06/27/20
I trust your judgment. I don't have kids yet. But, I figure...
Soren \'Bob\' Odenkierkegaard
  06/27/20
...
quadrille
  06/27/20
Lmao, i was thinking as I read this “this guy is like ...
veal
  06/28/20
...
titty caca
  06/29/20
Can't lie, I'm impressed.
ESL TM..,..;;.
  06/27/20
In case it wasn’t clear or clearly-inferable, the mast...
tony ravioli
  06/27/20
...
Hombre 3000
  06/27/20
Definitely heard that in Carmela Soprano’s shrill scre...
veal
  06/27/20
my house is 5800 sq ft and i wouldn't DREAM of doing this.
Mark Ironside
  06/27/20
My wife has a cute sis and OP's story is nuts.
ESL TM..,..;;.
  06/27/20
lolwtf u kinda deserve it breh ONE | WRONG | MOVE
.,,..,,,,,..,.,.,.,,
  06/27/20
This is pretty hot as I’ve wanted to fuck my wifes sis...
Whiteponyguy
  06/27/20
Well if the opportunity ever comes along, protip: ask the sl...
tony ravioli
  06/27/20
B O L D
Chaucer
  06/27/20
D A R I N G
ESL TM..,..;;.
  06/27/20
...
marbles
  06/27/20
High quality post, thank you
maskmo
  06/27/20
Might need to beat off to this later
TNlawyer
  06/28/20
...
\"\'\"\'\"\'\'\"\"\"
  06/28/20
Might need to beat off to this again
turban legend
  06/28/20
Hngghhhhhhggghhhh
Mr. Sophistication
  06/29/20
FAP
GnosticBatFraudWang
  07/01/20
in that case ur wife probably has it too, sharefd toilet sea...
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  06/27/20
Cool story with zero pics
Proctolgia Fugax + HSV1 + Androgenic Alopecia
  06/27/20
in this case, i’ll pass on pics of a herpes infested c...
Guy Debord
  06/27/20
wtf have you no curiousity
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  06/27/20
...
boomerboat
  06/27/20
...
north atlantid
  06/27/20
Im not an expert but it could go away on its own. Don&rsqu...
PrestigeWhore
  06/27/20
what other stories do u have?
,.,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,,,,,,
  06/27/20
The drummer from Kings of Leon threw up on me in a bar once,...
tony ravioli
  06/27/20
you got furloughed/laid off/ shitcanned? what happened bro?
Soren \'Bob\' Odenkierkegaard
  06/27/20
No, I still have my jerb. I just have a shitty marriage whic...
tony ravioli
  06/27/20
no bro. Herpes is very treatable and you won't have to worry...
Soren \'Bob\' Odenkierkegaard
  06/27/20
Not that I didn’t enjoy the main flame story ITT, but ...
azeem the moor
  06/28/20
18000000000000
turban legend
  06/28/20
Hi, I’m an attorney with Crespo, Katz & McMillan, ...
TNlawyer
  07/03/20
two subpoenas
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  07/05/20
great post colt
computer warlord
  06/27/20
thanks venkatesh
tony ravioli
  06/27/20
One of the beat flame threads in a while
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  06/27/20
I enjoyed it too, though it feels inevitable that at some po...
fucking austria
  06/27/20
...
north atlantid
  06/27/20
i instinctively ignore every nyuug poast
Mark Ironside
  06/27/20
...
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  06/27/20
if that happens i'll edit op to just be a link to that study...
tony ravioli
  06/27/20
...
quadrille
  06/27/20
...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  06/27/20
...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  06/28/20
...
donny
  06/28/20
...
turban legend
  06/28/20
He’s too busy going into every COVID and BLM thread an...
manager
  06/29/20
sigh
fucking austria
  06/30/20
...
computer warlord
  06/30/20
Prescient
pussy stick
  07/01/20
...
borders
  07/01/20
Yep
tommy gnosis
  07/01/20
...
..,;:;:;,..;,:;
  07/03/20
...
;::;:;;\'\';:::\'.,:...:::;
  07/06/20
Why does your wife’s sister hate your wife?
Fyre festival founder
  06/27/20
My guess is his wife's sister is just an enormous slut (herp...
Soren \'Bob\' Odenkierkegaard
  06/27/20
If this was done out of hate, it's prob because wife got HER...
tony ravioli
  06/27/20
Fyi the slut is gonna tell ur wife at a very inopportune tim...
TWO WEEKS AWAY
  06/27/20
Yeah I’ve been viewing this as a likely if not certain...
tony ravioli
  06/28/20
Deny and never ever look back. Unless that herp stays. Then ...
Whiteponyguy
  06/29/20
Herpes is forever.
aurelien
  06/30/20
this is guaranteed. also "perhaps most importantly my s...
Ok boomer
  07/01/20
lmao at the coathooks analogy, gonna use that at next availa...
quadrille
  06/27/20
...
veal
  06/28/20
...
an extravagant meal at bojangles
  07/05/20
lmao
Mark Ironside
  06/27/20
You're killing it ITT buddy.
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  06/28/20
Women are garbage
Huge Cock
  06/28/20
ty i like it here btw
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  06/28/20
...
TNlawyer
  06/28/20
"her romantic future is basically a yawning, infinite h...
Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro
  06/28/20
*salutes back* You are one of my favorite poasters and a rol...
tony ravioli
  06/28/20
Hey brother ty and accidents happen. My suggestion is to get...
Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro
  06/28/20
...
Reed Kuraishi
  07/03/20
I would gladly get herpes if i could do this to my SIL
;..;.;;;.;;.;.;.;;;.;;;.;.;;;....;.
  06/27/20
(Ryan Giggs)
I-ya likea da human host berry much
  06/27/20
Gonna need the *not flame* tag on this one
Dog Faced Boy
  06/27/20
Ok, not flame.... did I do that right?
tony ravioli
  06/28/20
could any of the jizz gone in her pussy and made her pregnan...
ross jr.
  06/28/20
I don’t think so, I pulled out once I felt the first t...
tony ravioli
  06/28/20
did she make a lot of noise? still seems really risky to ...
,.,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,,,,,,
  06/28/20
Yes, though I was constantly telling her to keep it the fuck...
tony ravioli
  06/28/20
you eat SIL's pussy out? She came three times just from your...
Soren \'Bob\' Odenkierkegaard
  06/28/20
That’s a heavy barrage of questions brother. Answe...
tony ravioli
  06/28/20
she didn't come because of him, exactly
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  06/28/20
A petulant, cock-craving nympho like this SiL character is d...
TNlawyer
  06/28/20
Maybe - reminds me of a “funny” story, another t...
tony ravioli
  06/28/20
was the clunking the 2nd trimester fetus in the trunk?
ross jr.
  06/28/20
It turned out she’d somehow run over an artificial Chr...
tony ravioli
  06/28/20
...
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  06/28/20
Lol why do we let women drive at all
White Powerball
  06/28/20
(evan39 alt)
Dwight Privilege
  06/29/20
...
.,,..,,,,,..,.,.,.,,
  06/29/20
...
Crouching Striver, Hidden Tavern
  06/30/20
God has to be fed up with this TTT world... I bet He’s...
the sloth bear of mysore
  06/28/20
...
turban legend
  07/01/20
I just read this thread and its pretty 180 and depressing at...
Refunkulus
  06/28/20
Thx refunk, you’re always clutch w DAT ACTIONABLE AND ...
tony ravioli
  06/28/20
Do you love your wife? 180 content creation for sure here...
Dickey Simpkins
  06/28/20
She’s a fundamentally good person, though seems to be ...
tony ravioli
  06/28/20
smartphones are a disaster
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  06/28/20
my wife is on hers constantly and yet still complains about ...
ross jr.
  06/28/20
This poast is toxic
;..;.;;;.;;.;.;.;;;.;;;.;.;;;....;.
  06/28/20
this is every so-called "mother" in 2020, really s...
manager
  06/29/20
the storytelling ITT is almost too good to make it believabl...
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  06/28/20
...
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  06/28/20
...
Dwight Privilege
  06/29/20
...
..,;:;:;,..;,:;
  07/01/20
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4574291&mc=6...
theodore huang
  07/02/20
how does anyone who bangs chicks raw NOT have herpes? it's l...
Roger BULLman
  06/29/20
No woman has ever done an Indecent Proposal type pussy flash...
birdshitlawguru
  06/29/20
girl did this to me with her sweet cameltoe freshman year of...
.........,,;,;,;,,,............,,;,;;,.;.
  06/29/20
The best I got was I walked up to two girls in gym sophomore...
birdshitlawguru
  06/29/20
Basic instinct.
ESL TM..,..;;.
  06/29/20
Yeah Indecent Proposal is when a guy offers you $$$ to fuck ...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  06/29/20
Yeah, that one
birdshitlawguru
  06/29/20
Not saying you’re wrong but I can think of a few other...
tony ravioli
  06/30/20
https://youtu.be/y1taQl-wOmo
virtual nigger
  06/30/20
180
tony ravioli
  06/30/20
...
birdshitlawguru
  06/30/20
What are the chances you’d ever fuck your wife again i...
birdshitlawguru
  06/29/20
99%, we still fuck at least once every 4-6 weeks and while I...
tony ravioli
  06/30/20
I have an answer, but I’m not sure you’ll like i...
birdshitlawguru
  06/30/20
With the disclaimer that I am not claiming to be Yann Perrod...
tony ravioli
  06/30/20
Sell it. You want her to cum buckets from an intense mix of ...
birdshitlawguru
  06/30/20
not even a single pic in this thread. great thread bro
nyuug
  06/30/20
Active links to any pics you’ve ever poasted?
tony ravioli
  06/30/20
...
nyuug
  06/30/20
What the fuck is that supposed to be lmao
voiles
  06/30/20
me GAPING the tiny pink dick OP
nyuug
  06/30/20
Link to the thread where you originally poasted this weird s...
voiles
  06/30/20
shitmodded. you can blame your insane cumskin brethren for t...
nyuug
  06/30/20
TPD OP DONE HERE
nyuug
  06/30/20
...
nyuug
  06/30/20
...
nyuug
  06/30/20
...
nyuug
  06/30/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&mc=166&a...
birdshitlawguru
  06/30/20
OP calls me out, gets GAPED, scurries away like the bitchmad...
nyuug
  06/30/20
i call him out - dummy OP literally rushes into this thread ...
nyuug
  06/30/20
...
nyuug
  06/30/20
Day 1...no movement
nyuug
  06/30/20
What the fuck are you babbling about you 85 IQ nip?
Huge Cock
  06/30/20
DELETED OP! NYUUG WINS! 180000000000000000000000000000000000...
nyuug
  07/01/20
...
nyuug
  06/30/20
...
nyuug
  06/30/20
...
nyuug
  06/30/20
...
nyuug
  06/30/20
...
nyuug
  06/30/20
something is seriously wrong with you
fucking austria
  06/30/20
Why are people still treating this thread like it’s no...
.,.,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,,
  06/30/20
Idk ask the other pumos next time you’re back at the c...
tony ravioli
  06/30/20
Calling flame is incredibly bitchass and is very detrimental...
Big stuff. Deep State.
  06/30/20
cr if its flame who cares the OP is literally named tony ...
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  07/01/20
op is the same dummy as the "ross, new day, new poaster...
nyuug
  06/30/20
You never post interesting or entertaining shit and just spa...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  06/30/20
GAPEGAPEGAPE when TMF calls you boring and there's even a...
..,;:;:;,..;,:;
  07/01/20
except when i sexthread, i ALWAYS deliver, unlike this retar...
nyuug
  07/01/20
This is an example of why you're so boring and irrelevant. ...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  07/01/20
(guy who thinks hetero cismales would rather read text about...
nyuug
  07/01/20
whenever i make the mistake of clicking on one of your autis...
..,;:;:;,..;,:;
  07/01/20
lollercausting HARD@ this irate cumskin
nyuug
  07/01/20
(pathetic, short, poor, ugly asian loser who can't stand up ...
..,;:;:;,..;,:;
  07/01/20
i will continue to fuck your women and post them here. dont ...
nyuug
  07/01/20
post what where? link?
..,;:;:;,..;,:;
  07/01/20
be sure to catch my next white girl fuck thread i post fr...
nyuug
  07/01/20
(dishonest gook loser)
..,;:;:;,..;,:;
  07/01/20
nothing madder than white boys seeing proof pics of their wo...
nyuug
  07/01/20
anyone who has actually seen a pic poasted by wang chang her...
..,;:;:;,..;,:;
  07/01/20
WHYSOSERIOUS
nyuug
  07/01/20
Day 1... no movement
..,;:;:;,..;,:;
  07/01/20
at some point the smart trolls will realize you can't out-tr...
nyuug
  07/01/20
you enjoy every minute of this because every other minute of...
..,;:;:;,..;,:;
  07/01/20
180000000000
nyuug
  07/01/20
nyuug it’s frankly unbelievable you haven’t kill...
tommy gnosis
  07/01/20
180000000000000
nyuug
  07/01/20
Day 2... no movement.
tommy gnosis
  07/01/20
Day 3... no movement
..,;:;:;,..;,:;
  07/03/20
OP will eventually post a pic of this girl any day now!
nyuug
  07/03/20
link to any thread you’ve ever poasted with active lin...
..,;:;:;,..;,:;
  07/03/20
they see me WGWAGin, they hatin
nyuug
  07/03/20
that’s the problem my little yellow friend, we don&rsq...
..,;:;:;,..;,:;
  07/03/20
If we wanted porn we would watch porn. No one cares about yo...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  07/01/20
oh u mad
nyuug
  07/01/20
you are such a lame Jesus bro
KEBAB, SPIC, and NIGGER REMOVER
  07/01/20
SAME DUMMIES NOW CLAIMING THREADS SUCK WITHOUT PICS http:...
nyuug
  07/01/20
It is entertaining. This is like calling flame on Johnsmeye...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  06/30/20
different. unless this is actually johnsmeyer, this one see...
SomeOtherGhost
  07/01/20
makes me feel good about my sugar babbys
White Power HVAC, Inc.
  07/01/20
in a thread full of gems, the line about the Prosecco was so...
Mr. Eeyore, Esq.
  07/01/20
Which, there were a few
\',\'
  07/01/20
classic tony ravioli detail
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  07/01/20
ljl at how thoroughly nyuug got fucking destroyed ITT
watchmen ali jinnah
  07/01/20
with nyuug it's always the tinder/whore spreadsheet.
SomeOtherGhost
  07/01/20
go away spaceporn
@therealpeternorth
  07/01/20
why does anyone engage with him, ever
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  07/01/20
Most of his posts get ignored but sometimes people can't hel...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  07/05/20
Update?
ESL TM..,..;;.
  07/05/20
Nothing really. Been generally more depressed and have suici...
tony ravioli
  07/06/20
You don't seem very gay. Unless the sister started out as h...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  07/06/20


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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:33 PM
Author: tony ravioli

Edit (see subthread with all the blank bumps, promise is a promise):

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3748444/Erect-penis-sizes-compared-world.html

Thx to that pumo, TMF and others for going heavy with the insecticide when nyuug got uppity ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506007)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:46 PM
Author: sealclubber

he's hung

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506048)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:09 PM
Author: tommy gnosis

LOL at the entire world knowing that korean “men” all have puny impotent sickly yellow SCIENCE-VERIFIED little critdicks, just LOLLERCAUST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40531893)



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Date: July 2nd, 2020 12:20 AM
Author: SomeOtherGhost



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40532619)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Chaucer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506035)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:48 PM
Author: kilroy

do u date anymore now that you have herpes? do u disclose your condition before u fuck girls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506063)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:54 PM
Author: tony ravioli

I’m married, it was the first time I’ve cheated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506085)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:55 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,,


Howd you explain the sores on your dick to old lady

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506094)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: tony ravioli

No idea, just found out this was herpes. any suggestions? We rarely fuck anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506109)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:08 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,,


Divorce. Never fuck her again if you think she's clean. Your knowledge could create legal liability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506182)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:12 PM
Author: tony ravioli

Yeesh, steep price tag for one 20-min drunken fuckfest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506206)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:13 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,,


One wrong move. Never tell her what you did. Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506210)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: tony ravioli

Can’t i give it to her then claim she gave it to me? How would anyone prove who had it first?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506222)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:19 PM
Author: kilroy

under the bartell test court’s presume that the male gave the std to the female unless the male can prove otherwise. so you’d probably be fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506242)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:20 PM
Author: tony ravioli

wtf never heard of that is that a real thing? in every state?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506249)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: kilroy

it’s the majority rule but there are states that haven’t adopted it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506257)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 6:12 AM
Author: KEBAB, SPIC, and NIGGER REMOVER

the oceanic law (adopted 60 degrees north of the original mason Dixon line) says that all STDs are equally split 50/50 if given by the female to male, but if male to female the wife can claim 75 percent of all belongs off the rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508956)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: I-ya likea da human host berry much

Lol wtf kind of “test” is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506254)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:04 AM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

180 as fuck poast with the fake case name and everything.

This is how it's done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508321)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:28 PM
Author: tony ravioli

Lol, in-house has cost me my killer instinct i guess...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40510576)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:56 AM
Author: tedbeckersted

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40525998)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:20 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,,


You said you "just found out" though. You willing to lie under oath? If you got tested that would come out in discovery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506253)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: tony ravioli

about this, sure, why not if no one can prove otherwise?

(if it comes to it of course which I’m hoping won’t happen)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506260)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,,


If you got tested then ur fucked. You have actual knowledge and theres a paper trail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506263)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:29 PM
Author: tony ravioli

Oh, I didn’t get tested by a doctor yet. I just have sores breaking out that are identical to most pics of herpes online.

Yesterday I asked my sister in law (on the phone) point blank if she by any chance has herpes and long story short she said yes, she does. she’s a total hooer so am not surprised at all.

So as relates to this subthread, there is no paper trail. But there are these really itchy and somewhat painful sores on my dick, and I’m trying to zero in on what my practical options are for either hiding them from or explaining them to my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506289)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:31 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,,


Either disclose or divorce. Do not give her herpes without her knowledge. Your sister in law is also a potential witness against you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506298)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:25 PM
Author: Soren \'Bob\' Odenkierkegaard

get on valtrex...from what I've heard most people only have one outbreak and never have to deal with it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507227)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:46 PM
Author: tony ravioli

First useful reply from anyone ITT, thanks Bob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507338)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:02 PM
Author: Soren \'Bob\' Odenkierkegaard

np, if you don't get on valtrex, it'll clear up on its own, but will take way longer. With valtrex you should be good to go within a week. Nothing to stress or worry about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507406)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:53 PM
Author: Neal V. Stephens 410 Alabama Dr. Herndon VA 20170

is it your brothers wife or your wifes sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506079)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:54 PM
Author: tony ravioli

Wife’s sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506087)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:25 PM
Author: Whiteponyguy

Story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506271)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:14 PM
Author: tony ravioli

She’s always been unsubtly flirty with me, and as the crowd was mostly thinned out at the end of a BBQ wife and I hosted (weekend before the fraudvirus lockdowns happened) she very drunkenly flopped down on the couch across from me (I was watching tv alone, pretty drunk myself) and started making stupid small talk as she brazenly flashed her commando pussy.

My marriage has been going downhill for a while now and even though she’s pushing 30 and has the aura of skank around her bigtime, my SiL is still basically a hotter, thinner, younger, non-shrewy version of my wife and I’d definitely jerked it to her more than once over the past decade.

After putting on this slutshow (which I’d stopped trying to pretend i didn’t notice after the first few mins) for a while, she got up and went to the fridge, then called out my name followed by a question about whether we had any more Prosecco.

I knew there were 3 bottles of Prosecco in plain sight on the top shelf, so while it took me a few drunk seconds, I was able to connect the dots at that point re: what was about to happen.

I hesitated for a moment, then looked at the big fucking grownup party mess inside and outside that my I knew my wife had no intention of cleaning at all, and went to the kitchen.

Of course once I got close enough to the fridge to point to the obvious location of the Prosecco bottles, she backed her juicy sundress-clad ass into the excruciating hardon I’d been suffering with since a minute after she’d sat down in the living room and “absentmindedly” spread her legs.

I started kissing her and kneading her tits, then started fingering her which I continued doing as we staggered into the laundry room just off the kitchen where we did various sick raw shit for the next 15-20 mins that ended with me cumming in her mouth and her swallowing.

Wife was giving our 3 year-old daughter a bath (which actually means leaving her to turn into a prune in the bath for 45 mins or more while wife plays with her cell phone in bed) while all this was going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506416)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈)

You fucked your wife's sister in your house while your wife and your kids were home? Just trying to make sure I understand this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506448)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: tony ravioli

Yes. I live in a big McMansion in the exurbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506453)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈)

Wtf, how big is your house?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506467)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:34 PM
Author: tony ravioli

4500 square feet on a 1.5 acre lot, 5BR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506493)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:17 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈)

Hmmmmm... So I have a 2800 sq ft home, but even with 4500 sq ft, how confident were you that your wife and kids wouldn't be like "Hai Tony, what are you up tooooooo, OH MY GAWD TONY?!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506642)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:29 PM
Author: tony ravioli

See above re: bathtime.

Very well-established routine - as soon as each of our kids was old enough to (probably) not drown if left alone in the tub, she would just toss them in (hopefully wouldn’t forget to put in bath toys too) and then cuddle up in bed for an hour or so of MUCH DESERVED ME TIME which nowadays means being glued to her iPhone reading “mommy blogs” and Facebook and buying garbage on amazon.

(It used to mean nagging or haranguing me about her various and endless birdbrain insecurities and grievances back when I was dumb enough to be in the bedroom after she dropped the kid(s) in the tub, but now I know to be far far away once the water starts running.)

My other (older) kids were still playing in the yard, loaded up with sugar and burning off the high. I did consider for a second the possibility one of them would come into the kitchen for a drink or something and hear the various filthy noises emanating from the laundry room, but 1) there’s a (closer to the yard) fridge in the garage stocked with their favorite stuff and 2) as I stuck my cock into my SiL’s astonishingly wet snatch from behind (she was bent over the front of the washer) i reached out and turned the washer and also the dryer on in hopes of drowning out sound on the off chance someone wandered into the kitchen lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506706)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 8:17 PM
Author: benzo gambit

180

May as well start boning her on the reg, assuming she’s down. Sounds like your marriage was done here anyway and it’s not like you can get double herpes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506928)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 8:38 PM
Author: Chaim Gaye

It sounds like you’re a more successful and Chadly (but equally hapless and equally destined to end up pwned by life) version of spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507028)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:22 PM
Author: tony ravioli

Extremely harsh but incredibly fair, fml

though for the record both my sons are 100% my biological offspring and never have I ever squanched them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507210)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: Soren \'Bob\' Odenkierkegaard

you get a paternity test?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507244)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: tony ravioli

Of course not but for numerous unassailable reasons I’m not going to go into because this “question” is irrelevant to this thread, there’s 0 chance any of my 4 kids aren’t genetically mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507362)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:29 PM
Author: Soren \'Bob\' Odenkierkegaard

I trust your judgment. I don't have kids yet. But, I figure I'll be a paternity testmo. I'm trying to figure out how I'd go about getting paternity tests done stealthily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507532)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:20 PM
Author: quadrille



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507818)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 12:30 AM
Author: veal

Lmao, i was thinking as I read this “this guy is like a slightly (or not-slightly) weaker and more beta version of Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro tp” and I still think that but your assessment is also spot on. Jfc at this place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508188)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: titty caca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40513320)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:26 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈)

Can't lie, I'm impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507230)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:34 PM
Author: tony ravioli

In case it wasn’t clear or clearly-inferable, the master bedroom and the bathroom where the kids take baths are upstairs and far on the other side of the house from the kitchen and laundry room.

There was 0 chance of her hearing anything from there, and - again this is from my extensive experience - less than 1% chance of her dragging her lazy ass out of the bedroom anytime in the 30-45 minutes after I made my now-highly-regretted decision to fuck her slutty herpetic little sister’s brains out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507271)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:40 PM
Author: Hombre 3000 (❄️CocaineMitch@senate.gov❄️)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507601)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:57 PM
Author: veal

Definitely heard that in Carmela Soprano’s shrill screech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508006)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:00 PM
Author: Mark Ironside

my house is 5800 sq ft and i wouldn't DREAM of doing this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507712)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:05 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈)

My wife has a cute sis and OP's story is nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507740)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: .,,..,,,,,..,.,.,.,,

lolwtf u kinda deserve it breh

ONE | WRONG | MOVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506456)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:10 PM
Author: Whiteponyguy

This is pretty hot as I’ve wanted to fuck my wifes sister under similar circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506604)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:22 PM
Author: tony ravioli

Well if the opportunity ever comes along, protip: ask the slut if she has herpes first!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506665)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:11 PM
Author: Chaucer

B O L D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506608)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:15 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈)

D A R I N G

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506631)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author: marbles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507035)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:09 PM
Author: maskmo

High quality post, thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507157)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 11:50 AM
Author: TNlawyer

Might need to beat off to this later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40509668)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:09 PM
Author: \"\'\"\'\"\'\'\"\"\"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40510484)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 8:39 PM
Author: turban legend

Might need to beat off to this again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40511964)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:17 PM
Author: Mr. Sophistication

Hngghhhhhhggghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40515405)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 8:56 AM
Author: GnosticBatFraudWang

FAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526975)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:34 PM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed (was a damn fine father)

in that case ur wife probably has it too, sharefd toilet seats etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506307)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 4:53 PM
Author: Proctolgia Fugax + HSV1 + Androgenic Alopecia

Cool story with zero pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506082)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: Guy Debord

in this case, i’ll pass on pics of a herpes infested cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506164)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 5:44 PM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed (was a damn fine father)

wtf have you no curiousity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506343)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:18 PM
Author: boomerboat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506647)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:33 PM
Author: north atlantid (northatlantid@gmail.com)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507263)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 6:30 PM
Author: PrestigeWhore (common hydroxychloroquine side effects may include hair loss)

Im not an expert but it could go away on its own. Don’t have sex with wife for a while.

And find Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506484)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:34 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,,,,,,


what other stories do u have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506723)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 7:56 PM
Author: tony ravioli

The drummer from Kings of Leon threw up on me in a bar once, then threatened to kick my ass for some unspecified reason, then drunkenly fell backwards on his butt as everyone watched with a mix of amusement and pity/contempt.

He was helped outside by what I guess was his “entourage,” one of whom came back in to apologize to me and gave me 2 crisp $100s for “dry cleaning”

Other than that and the one this thread is about, not much, I’m a pretty dull ex-biglawyer who-until recently at least - was living the ARE COUNTRY in-house dream. Fuck this whole year man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40506830)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:30 PM
Author: Soren \'Bob\' Odenkierkegaard

you got furloughed/laid off/ shitcanned? what happened bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507248)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: tony ravioli

No, I still have my jerb. I just have a shitty marriage which in theory my cunty wife now has grounds for ending with extreme prejudice if she ever finds out.

Oh, and throw in incurable herpes sores on my dick.

I meant the dream of an idyllic, prosperous and relatively carefree life that filled me with pride and satisfaction and was located as far far away from urban filth and libs as a lolyer could reasonably hope is over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507296)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:35 PM
Author: Soren \'Bob\' Odenkierkegaard

no bro. Herpes is very treatable and you won't have to worry about it again most likely. and if on the off chance you do.. pop some anti-viral pills for five days and you'll be good as new.

As for the shitty marriage, it could be a lot a lot worse. Doesn't seem like she's cheating on you and tbf she is the mother of your four children. Just get ass on the side. Be careful not to get caught and live your life. Your description of sex with SIL makes it seem like you had a 180 time. Sometimes the cost of west gushy pussy is herpes sores for a week. Get that valtrex Rx and it'll go away. I'm sure you can get valtrex online too without a rx. But, its probably best you get the Rx.

Also, even though you for sure got it from your slut SIL. There is plausible deniability that you've been carrying it for yours and the stress from the pandemic and your marriage weakened your immune system to the point you're just now having a flare up. Don't stress... you're going to maek it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507569)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:20 AM
Author: azeem the moor

Not that I didn’t enjoy the main flame story ITT, but I like this one about the Kings of Leon drummer more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508601)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 9:48 PM
Author: turban legend

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40512302)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:07 AM
Author: TNlawyer

Hi, I’m an attorney with Crespo, Katz & McMillan, LLP. We’re based in Los Angeles, CA and Nashville, TN.

On behalf of our client Kings Of Leon, LLC we’d love to chat and learn a little more about this incident from your perspective. What’s the best number or email to reach you directly?

Email me with this information including your full name at: contact@CKMNashville.law by tomorrow at 5pm please.

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40539421)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 9:12 AM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed (was a damn fine father)

two subpoenas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40549670)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: computer warlord (uspo)

great post colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507292)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:44 PM
Author: tony ravioli

thanks venkatesh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507325)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 9:58 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,,


One of the beat flame threads in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507388)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:24 PM
Author: fucking austria

I enjoyed it too, though it feels inevitable that at some point nyuug is going to show up ITT and go buckwild with autistic attention-whoring "commentary" on this whole yarn, and once that really gets rolling i'm going to pretty quickly wish the whole thing hadn't been poasted in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507502)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: north atlantid (northatlantid@gmail.com)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507698)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:01 PM
Author: Mark Ironside

i instinctively ignore every nyuug poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507716)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:01 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507718)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:06 PM
Author: tony ravioli

if that happens i'll edit op to just be a link to that study verifying korean peepees are the tiniest in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507749)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:21 PM
Author: quadrille



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507826)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:26 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507854)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:22 AM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508405)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 11:47 AM
Author: donny



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40509663)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 8:42 PM
Author: turban legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40511995)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:35 PM
Author: manager

He’s too busy going into every COVID and BLM thread and poasting “*leans into mic*” with apparently 0 understanding of where phrase originated or what it’s supposed to mean.

Hard to say if that’s better or worse than the sort of shit he’d typically be shitting out ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40518034)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: fucking austria

sigh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40520255)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 9:45 PM
Author: computer warlord (uspo)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40524811)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 2:02 AM
Author: pussy stick

Prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526283)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:04 PM
Author: borders



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40531857)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:07 PM
Author: tommy gnosis

Yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40531884)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: ..,;:;:;,..;,:;



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40539478)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 10:05 PM
Author: ;::;:;;\'\';:::\'.,:...:::;




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40558557)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:15 PM
Author: Fyre festival founder

Why does your wife’s sister hate your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507454)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:31 PM
Author: Soren \'Bob\' Odenkierkegaard

My guess is his wife's sister is just an enormous slut (herpes is the giveaway there) who is horny all the fucking time. If Tony plays his cards right.. he can be in that cunnis on a regular basis with very little chance of blowback. SIL is a slut and not out to get her sister. Or maybe she is, who gives a fuck. He can deny it. Everyone in the family probably knows SIL's reputation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507546)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 10:57 PM
Author: tony ravioli

If this was done out of hate, it's prob because wife got HER MASTERS, had a prestigious career going for a few years then locked down a quality* husband, moved into a big house, quit working, had 4 kids, etc.

(*not that I consider myself any incredible catch, especially now that I’m officially a cheater AND an STD-carrier, but tbf I am at least slightly above-median on the key physical metrics like height/face/fitness, always have made good and upwardly-trending $, and perhaps most importantly my sperm demonstrably works like gangbusters)

Whereas she (SiL) basically partied her 20s away (she turns 29 next week), actively sought out low-responsibility shitjobs which she always quit after a year or less, rode the cock carousel nonstop but never had anything remotely resembling a "relationship," that might make her even start developing wife-able traits, etc.

So she's been jealous of her older sister for a while now, but I'm pretty sure has been holding on to the certainty that some dream prince/husband and jerb would swoop out of the sky and rescue her from the hedonistic hamster wheel.

Now it's just starting to sink in for her that nothing of the sort is going to happen, nor is she going magically "turn it around" and unlearn all her dysfunctional party slut mental & physical habits, or start developing the career skills & networks she should have been developing a decade ago.

While they're cordial enough to each other in person and in some dysfunctional way still seem to love each other, it's definitely a yuge source of resentment for my SiL that she and my wife started with the same (substantial - very rich parents) advantages but wife is SAHM-raising a big family in a big house while she still makes $45K at some low-level "nonprofit," rents a shitapartment in the city, still needs to beg daddy for $ every few months, and her romantic future is basically a yawning, infinite hallway with dating-app cocks haphazardly sticking out from the walls like coathooks of various sizes, shapes and colors.

So if there's a hate-based reason she finally saw and capitalized on her chance to extract and enjoy a mouthful of my jizz (and POZ me w/herpes to boot!), that would have to be it right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507691)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:15 PM
Author: TWO WEEKS AWAY

Fyi the slut is gonna tell ur wife at a very inopportune time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507802)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:37 AM
Author: tony ravioli

Yeah I’ve been viewing this as a likely if not certain outcome since the awful hungover morning after it happened.

However, given her track record of lying to my wife and others about major things (and being caught in the lie sooner or later of course) I’d say it’s 50/50 at best my wife would even consider believing her if I vehemently denied it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508479)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 8:01 PM
Author: Whiteponyguy

Deny and never ever look back. Unless that herp stays. Then she can just say she gave it to you and tell you to drop trou right there lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40518153)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:20 PM
Author: aurelien

Herpes is forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40524989)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Ok boomer

this is guaranteed. also "perhaps most importantly my sperm demonstrably works like gangbusters)"

he got her pregnant or at least that has to be the next installment of this flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40531742)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:16 PM
Author: quadrille

lmao at the coathooks analogy, gonna use that at next available opportunity IRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507807)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: veal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508091)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 2:43 AM
Author: an extravagant meal at bojangles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40549260)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Mark Ironside

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507831)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:25 AM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

You're killing it ITT buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508417)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 4:30 AM
Author: Huge Cock

Women are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508802)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 6:44 AM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed (was a damn fine father)

ty

i like it here btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508977)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: TNlawyer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40509654)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:09 PM
Author: Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro (HCB)

"her romantic future is basically a yawning, infinite hallway with dating-app cocks haphazardly sticking out from the walls like coathooks of various sizes, shapes and colors."

*Stands up and salutes you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40510222)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:40 PM
Author: tony ravioli

*salutes back* You are one of my favorite poasters and a role model in certain ways.

As someone upthread pointed out, there seem to be some fundamental similarities between our lives, though you have the strength or whatever it is to hold it all together and not do dumb shit like I did here that puts it all at risk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40510364)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 7:58 PM
Author: Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro (HCB)

Hey brother ty and accidents happen. My suggestion is to get tested quickly. I had something like this pop up not long after we got married and I thought I had an std too. Turns out it was an ingrown hair. Real glad I didn't freak out and tell my wife I thought it was herpes lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40511798)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:01 AM
Author: Reed Kuraishi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40539405)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:05 PM
Author: ;..;.;;;.;;.;.;.;;;.;;;.;.;;;....;.


I would gladly get herpes if i could do this to my SIL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507738)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:08 PM
Author: I-ya likea da human host berry much

(Ryan Giggs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507762)



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Date: June 27th, 2020 11:10 PM
Author: Dog Faced Boy

Gonna need the *not flame* tag on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40507769)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:02 AM
Author: tony ravioli

Ok, not flame.... did I do that right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508316)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:05 AM
Author: ross jr.

could any of the jizz gone in her pussy and made her pregnant with ur super sperm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508325)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:15 AM
Author: tony ravioli

I don’t think so, I pulled out once I felt the first twinge of the cumshot countdown.

At this point she had just returned to sanity from orgasm #3 and knew exactly what to do, which was (again, if it wasn’t clear previously, total fucking whore) deepthroat me to completion.

This took about 2 mins so it seems unlikely any live rounds were fired while I was fucking her pussy over (and on) the washing machine.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508370)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:28 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,,,,,,


did she make a lot of noise?

still seems really risky to bang her in the same house as ur wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508426)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: tony ravioli

Yes, though I was constantly telling her to keep it the fuck down as she navigated the peaks and valleys of her multiple orgasms.

Even put my hand over her mouth at one point, and ended up with bite marks on two of my fingers that didn’t go away for nearly a week.

I can’t deny this was risky by nature, but as I tried to describe to TMF upthread (and was the only reason I went ahead with this ultimately horrible idea) I had “good” reason to accept the actual risk level given the layout of my home, known locations of my wife and kids, and other context.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508502)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: Soren \'Bob\' Odenkierkegaard

you eat SIL's pussy out? She came three times just from your animal style pumping? you a hung girthymo or is SIL hyper orgasmic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508615)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:46 AM
Author: tony ravioli

That’s a heavy barrage of questions brother.

Answers are (not in corresponding or any other kind of order, guess for yourself which applies to which):

Yes, yes, sort of, no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508647)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 6:45 AM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed (was a damn fine father)

she didn't come because of him, exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40508978)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 11:58 AM
Author: TNlawyer

A petulant, cock-craving nympho like this SiL character is definitely on the pill and probably does other things (intentional or not) that reduce or eliminate her chances of getting pregnant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40509692)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:19 PM
Author: tony ravioli

Maybe - reminds me of a “funny” story, another time when she was over at our place she said her car was making a weird clunking noise on the way over and could I pleeeeease fix it teehee???

I can change a tire and oil and wiper blades, but beyond that don’t know any more about car shit than the next guy. But my wife shot me this sort of “do it as a favor to me...” look of pity, so I agreed to at least hear the noise for myself so i could maybe advise her what to tell a real mechanic, and asked for the keys so I could drive it around the block.

The car was an absolute disgusting mess inside, tons of straight up garbage (like dirty salad takeout containers, about 20 empty La Croix cans, open bottles of weird makeup, a thick carpet of crumbs under both front seats, and papers of all kinds strewn on all the seats.... INCLUDING, drumroll, the uh, “receipt” or whatever you call the paperwork you get when you leave an abortion clinic that documents “services rendered.”

It was dated two days earlier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40510531)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:30 PM
Author: ross jr.

was the clunking the 2nd trimester fetus in the trunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40510586)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 4:01 PM
Author: tony ravioli

It turned out she’d somehow run over an artificial Christmas tree and it was all tangled up in the front axle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40510704)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed (was a damn fine father)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40510864)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 6:56 PM
Author: White Powerball

Lol why do we let women drive at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40511509)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Dwight Privilege

(evan39 alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40513132)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:24 PM
Author: .,,..,,,,,..,.,.,.,,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40517986)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:36 AM
Author: Crouching Striver, Hidden Tavern



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40520011)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 5:20 PM
Author: the sloth bear of mysore

God has to be fed up with this TTT world... I bet He’s gearing up for Noah’s Ark II - a fresh start and a second chance for humanity.

Hope it works since we won’t be around to see it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40511084)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 11:15 PM
Author: turban legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40532312)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 12:04 PM
Author: Refunkulus (never count out a MUSCLE NUT)

I just read this thread and its pretty 180 and depressing at the same time brother - but I urge you to think before you do anything too quickly.

First I would definitely get an anonymous STD test that costs like $200 or so before you do anything. You can set one of those up online fairly easy and go to a nearby Labcorp. I know because I had a scare a couple years ago and I'm pretty prone to anxiety so the few hundred bucks was way better than waiting like a week or two in agonizing, paralyzing fear for your regular doctors appointment. They don't get tied to your medical record at all - I know this for a fact.

Second of all, it may not even be an STD at all. You can get rashes or other skin conditions on parts of your body for numerous reasons. Could have been an allergic reaction to a chemical or makeup the SiL was wearing, could be many things, a psychosomatic rash caused by anxiety due to the guilt included.

Third, if I remember right the biology of HSV is as such is that it can stay latent for years or decades sometimes - so it would be fairly difficult to prove conclusively I think in a court of law unless your slut SiL starts flapping her fucking gums. You fucked up there no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40509714)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: tony ravioli

Thx refunk, you’re always clutch w DAT ACTIONABLE AND SPECIFIC INFO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40510472)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: Dickey Simpkins

Do you love your wife?

180 content creation for sure here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40509731)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:32 PM
Author: tony ravioli

She’s a fundamentally good person, though seems to be moving towards a state where she does the bare minimum in the various important areas of life... which in and of itself is not a problem as far as I’m concerned, but she seems unaware (or is playing unaware) that “someone” is going to have to pick up her slack as she winds down her effort levels.

Good (great) example of this is the giant mess at the end of our BBQ... 5-7 years ago, she would have been on that shit the second the grills were off and the place would have been spotless by bedtime. But now.... she just swallowed the last bite of her second slice of pie, burped silently, said bye to the handful of people still left, grabbed our 3 y/o (who seemed to want to keep hanging out by the firepit) and waddled upstairs for IPHONE TIME aka “bath time” for the kid. She of course didn’t come back downstairs that night.

Not sure if this answers your question, everyone has their own definition of love.

If given the magic-wand choice today / right now to either end the marriage painlessly (for everyone) or guarantee it would last til death do us part at the current level of happiness, I’d pick the second option. Does that help?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40510327)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:27 PM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed (was a damn fine father)

smartphones are a disaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40510569)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: ross jr.

my wife is on hers constantly and yet still complains about having to “look after the kids” when all it entails is her having to be in the same physical room browsing facebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40510594)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:33 PM
Author: ;..;.;;;.;;.;.;.;;;.;;;.;.;;;....;.


This poast is toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40510603)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 1:53 AM
Author: manager

this is every so-called "mother" in 2020, really scary to think about how this generation of young kids is going to turn out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40513537)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 2:00 PM
Author: .........,,;,;,;,,,............,,;,;;,.;.


the storytelling ITT is almost too good to make it believable. share some pics with face blurred out? bonus points for bikini or slutty outfit pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40510181)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 8:29 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,...,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,,,,,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40511925)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: Dwight Privilege



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40513129)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:55 AM
Author: ..,;:;:;,..;,:;



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40525994)



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Date: July 2nd, 2020 10:31 PM
Author: theodore huang

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4574291&mc=63&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40538486)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Roger BULLman

how does anyone who bangs chicks raw NOT have herpes? it's like HPV. everyone has it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40513397)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: birdshitlawguru (Poasts are exclusively artistic expression)

No woman has ever done an Indecent Proposal type pussy flash to me. Must have been a peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40513424)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 5:45 PM
Author: .........,,;,;,;,,,............,,;,;;,.;.


girl did this to me with her sweet cameltoe freshman year of HS and I froze up like a lil bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40517488)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 8:01 PM
Author: birdshitlawguru (Poasts are exclusively artistic expression)

The best I got was I walked up to two girls in gym sophomore year of HS who were giggling and kinda hiding from everyone. I asked them what was so funny, and the hot one said “should I show him?” The other said “you’re so bad.” Then she pulled her gym shorts forward and showed me here freshly shaven vulva

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40518147)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:41 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈)

Basic instinct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40518058)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:43 PM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

Yeah Indecent Proposal is when a guy offers you $$$ to fuck your wife. The reference has largely lost its significance here given that it's what xo poasters do on the regular, just with money changing hands in the opposite direction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40518071)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:58 PM
Author: birdshitlawguru (Poasts are exclusively artistic expression)

Yeah, that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40518133)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:05 AM
Author: tony ravioli

Not saying you’re wrong but I can think of a few other things in my life I’d sooner call a “peak experience.”

But it was definitely a profound moment of clarity, in which a lot of hunches and guesses and wishes (not just about my dirty whore sister-in-law but also about life in general) that had been eating away at my brain and soul for years and decades with their horrible razorteeth of uncertainty, were answered and vindicated all at once.

Or to put it another way, seeing that very intentionally-presented coinslot, recently shaved but framed that enchanted evening by a perfectly feminine 6-day shadow, filled me with the same feeling I felt aged 8 on the 4th of July, not even realizing I’d dropped my half-eaten popsicle to the fresh asphalt as i stared in awe at the fireworks finale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519733)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:26 AM
Author: virtual nigger

https://youtu.be/y1taQl-wOmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519811)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:53 AM
Author: tony ravioli

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519895)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: birdshitlawguru (Poasts are exclusively artistic expression)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519815)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 10:10 PM
Author: birdshitlawguru (Poasts are exclusively artistic expression)

What are the chances you’d ever fuck your wife again if you didn’t force the issue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40518873)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:02 AM
Author: tony ravioli

99%, we still fuck at least once every 4-6 weeks and while I expect that to decrease progressively as time marches on, if the question right now is “ever again?” that’s even money

(assuming my savage railing of her sister and / or having copped dat herp as a consequence doesn’t lead to divorce before Labor Day...)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519725)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: birdshitlawguru (Poasts are exclusively artistic expression)

I have an answer, but I’m not sure you’ll like it: cock sleeve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519823)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: tony ravioli

With the disclaimer that I am not claiming to be Yann Perrod or anything close:

Whatever her reasons are to continue on the frigid ova-fizzling death march she appears to be on, my cock size is low or not at all on the list.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519868)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: birdshitlawguru (Poasts are exclusively artistic expression)

Sell it. You want her to cum buckets from an intense mix of pleasure and pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519872)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)

not even a single pic in this thread. great thread bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519857)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: tony ravioli

Active links to any pics you’ve ever poasted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519869)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:55 AM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519901)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:57 AM
Author: voiles

What the fuck is that supposed to be lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519911)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:58 AM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)

me GAPING the tiny pink dick OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519917)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:01 AM
Author: voiles

Link to the thread where you originally poasted this weird stalker creepshot of what appears to be a tranny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519926)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:03 AM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)

shitmodded. you can blame your insane cumskin brethren for that, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519931)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:07 AM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)

TPD OP DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519940)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:10 AM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519951)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:12 AM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519961)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:15 AM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519973)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:19 AM
Author: birdshitlawguru (Poasts are exclusively artistic expression)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&mc=166&forum_id=2#40507502

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519981)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:20 AM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)

OP calls me out, gets GAPED, scurries away like the bitchmade fag he is

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519983)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)

i call him out - dummy OP literally rushes into this thread 5 minutes after said callout

i destroy his asshole and he goes MIA for 30+ minutes

LOLLERCAUST@ how hard this retarded OP fuck got gaped ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519994)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 3:01 AM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40520040)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)

Day 1...no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40524769)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 9:45 PM
Author: Huge Cock

What the fuck are you babbling about you 85 IQ nip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40524807)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:10 PM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)

DELETED OP! NYUUG WINS! 1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40531900)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:27 AM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40520000)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40520006)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:33 AM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40520007)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:42 AM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40520019)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 2:19 AM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519980)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 7:50 AM
Author: fucking austria

something is seriously wrong with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40520259)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,,.,,.,,.,,.,.,,,


Why are people still treating this thread like it’s not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519865)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 1:50 AM
Author: tony ravioli

Idk ask the other pumos next time you’re back at the clubhouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40519888)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Big stuff. Deep State.

Calling flame is incredibly bitchass and is very detrimental to the board, in short: kill urself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40524976)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 7:37 AM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed (was a damn fine father)

cr if its flame who cares

the OP is literally named tony ravioli

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526799)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 10:56 PM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)

op is the same dummy as the "ross, new day, new poaster" guy. theres like 1 or 2 guys in this weird clique that posts similar stupid shit all day

Op was terrible flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40525194)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:09 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈)

You never post interesting or entertaining shit and just spam the board all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40525271)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:54 AM
Author: ..,;:;:;,..;,:;

GAPEGAPEGAPE

when TMF calls you boring and there's even a chance he might be right you're really and truly fucking DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40525982)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 12:56 AM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)

except when i sexthread, i ALWAYS deliver, unlike this retarded OP fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526000)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:05 AM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈)

This is an example of why you're so boring and irrelevant. No one cares about the latest 6 you fucked or whatever. It isn't interesting or entertaining. The OP was actually amusing and entertaining to us and we don't need stupid pics or other peacock BS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526039)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:10 AM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)

(guy who thinks hetero cismales would rather read text about fucking instead of seeing actual pictures)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526063)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:16 AM
Author: ..,;:;:;,..;,:;

whenever i make the mistake of clicking on one of your autistic gookbot virgin threads, i always see blank posts that allegedly contained "pictures" for about 5 minutes that you quickly deleted, presumably because (if they were ever there to begin with) you were afraid of getting caught making shit up and/or getting arrested.

you're a pathetic, short, poor, ugly asian loser and always will be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526087)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:22 AM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)

lollercausting HARD@ this irate cumskin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526115)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:25 AM
Author: ..,;:;:;,..;,:;

(pathetic, short, poor, ugly asian loser who can't stand up for himself)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526132)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:26 AM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)

i will continue to fuck your women and post them here. dont be mad at korean alpha getting more pussy than you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526139)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: ..,;:;:;,..;,:;

post what where? link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526141)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:28 AM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)

be sure to catch my next white girl fuck thread

i post from 9am to 6pm seoul time

love you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526146)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:34 AM
Author: ..,;:;:;,..;,:;

(dishonest gook loser)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526167)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)

nothing madder than white boys seeing proof pics of their women getting fucked by big korean cock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526174)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:36 AM
Author: ..,;:;:;,..;,:;

anyone who has actually seen a pic poasted by wang chang here verifying what "he" is claiming above blank bump this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526181)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)

WHYSOSERIOUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526189)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: ..,;:;:;,..;,:;

Day 1... no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526198)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)

at some point the smart trolls will realize you can't out-troll the king of trolls

i enjoy every minute of this, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526202)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: ..,;:;:;,..;,:;

you enjoy every minute of this because every other minute of your life has been, is, and will be a miserable, pathetic joke.

you're physically repulsive, untalented and unaccomplished, you bring shame on your family, and you're a coward with no country.

God put you into the world to be an ultimate wretched freak serving as a cautionary tale for the rest of us.

xoxohth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526222)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:51 AM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526245)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:11 PM
Author: tommy gnosis

nyuug it’s frankly unbelievable you haven’t killed yourself at this point, and I’d put a $100K wager down right now you will in the next 20 years if something else doesn’t put you out of your misery first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40531908)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:12 PM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)

180000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40531910)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 10:14 PM
Author: tommy gnosis

Day 2... no movement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40531919)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:19 AM
Author: ..,;:;:;,..;,:;

Day 3... no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40539470)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:22 AM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)

OP will eventually post a pic of this girl any day now!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40539484)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:25 AM
Author: ..,;:;:;,..;,:;

link to any thread you’ve ever poasted with active links to pics?

or are you just going to keep bumping this thread where your kimchi pipe was turned into an outflow sewer main for all to see?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40539489)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)

they see me WGWAGin, they hatin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40539503)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 1:31 AM
Author: ..,;:;:;,..;,:;

that’s the problem my little yellow friend, we don’t see it. post pics and leave them up for more than 24hrs or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40539510)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:19 AM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈)

If we wanted porn we would watch porn. No one cares about your pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526098)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:22 AM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)

oh u mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526116)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: KEBAB, SPIC, and NIGGER REMOVER

you are such a lame Jesus bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526214)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 9:42 PM
Author: nyuug (ITT: what the third world looks sounds and feels like)

SAME DUMMIES NOW CLAIMING THREADS SUCK WITHOUT PICS

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4574447&forum_id=2#40530050

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40531657)



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Date: June 30th, 2020 11:09 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈)

It is entertaining. This is like calling flame on Johnsmeyer threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40525278)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: SomeOtherGhost

different. unless this is actually johnsmeyer, this one seems pretty plausible. either way sure getting stuck on the potential "flame" part is a vice and detracts from the fun of the give and take.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526227)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: White Power HVAC, Inc.

makes me feel good about my sugar babbys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526233)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 1:49 AM
Author: Mr. Eeyore, Esq. (blackbeltinboredom@gmail.com)

in a thread full of gems, the line about the Prosecco was somehow the most memorable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526237)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 9:20 PM
Author: \',\'

Which, there were a few

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40531531)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 9:21 PM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed (was a damn fine father)

classic tony ravioli detail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40531540)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 2:16 AM
Author: watchmen ali jinnah

ljl at how thoroughly nyuug got fucking destroyed ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526316)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 2:19 AM
Author: SomeOtherGhost

with nyuug it's always the tinder/whore spreadsheet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526324)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 6:07 AM
Author: @therealpeternorth (fiat justitia ruat caelum)

go away spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526707)



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Date: July 1st, 2020 7:38 AM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed (was a damn fine father)

why does anyone engage with him, ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40526803)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈)

Most of his posts get ignored but sometimes people can't help but point out what a shithead he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40551107)



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Date: July 5th, 2020 4:21 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈)

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40551110)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 7:13 PM
Author: tony ravioli

Nothing really. Been generally more depressed and have suicidal ideations for the first time since undergrad, but that’s only partially due to this situation.

Sores mostly went away, if they come back I’ll get the anonymous walk-in lab test someone upthread suggested. If wife wants to fuck and on the off chance I do too at the same time, sure why not. If this is dat herp and she gets it IDGAF.

Other than that... I dunno as far as updates. I’m gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40557680)



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Date: July 6th, 2020 10:04 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;. (🦈)

You don't seem very gay. Unless the sister started out as her brother or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4571570&forum_id=2#40558552)