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HYPO: $250k/yr but Guy Fieri follows you around complimenting you on everything

e.g., you successfully parallel park and he immediately appe...
Mischievous base
  07/13/20
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sienna dysfunction codepig
  07/13/20
He wouldnt do it for so little
cobalt vigorous set
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Orchid Zombie-like Point
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Mischievous base
  07/13/20
I'd feel too guilty underpaying him so much to accept this d...
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Titillating Citrine Messiness
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Mischievous base
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Copper property pervert
  07/31/20
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insanely creepy ticket booth
  07/28/22
Where is that sad faggot going to get 250k to pay me?
massive whorehouse
  07/13/20
Flavortown Bank & Trust Co.
Mischievous base
  07/13/20
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Mischievous base
  07/13/20
would have to be $2.5mm
deranged church rigor
  07/13/20
That's out of bounds!
Mischievous base
  07/13/20
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Mischievous base
  07/31/20
250k/year to be moderately annoyed at least 20 times a day s...
Supple turquoise native organic girlfriend
  07/31/20
Is it a forever thing, or can I do this as my job for 10 yea...
saffron principal's office
  07/31/20
is he actually there or is he a figment of my imagination? e...
excitant flirting coffee pot
  07/31/20
An ultra-realistic figment of your imagination. To you, he&r...
Mischievous base
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well-lubricated mind-boggling area boistinker
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Ivory Chapel
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Heady Opaque Gas Station Pisswyrm
  07/31/20
Would he comment on your sexual activity? "Yeah, it wa...
Stimulating idiot
  07/31/20
There’s NO zone of privacy. You could be making mac &a...
Mischievous base
  07/31/20
what if you have to fuck peterman due to economy?
razzle clown
  07/31/20
He's the mayor of Flavortown!
Mischievous base
  08/01/20
Will he get physically involved or is it strictly hands off ...
Stimulating idiot
  08/02/20
strictly hands-off commentary
Mischievous base
  08/02/20
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Mahogany Jewess Senate
  07/31/20
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Iridescent Fanboi Elastic Band
  07/28/22
Good hypo , can we end it whenever we want? Ie are we paid ...
aquamarine exciting cuckoldry hunting ground
  07/31/20
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emerald bossy scourge upon the earth hospital
  07/31/20
Do other people see him or is it a hallucination?
translucent internet-worthy shrine
  07/31/20
See above.
Mischievous base
  08/03/20
would the experience also involve the rollicking music and q...
Glittery light tanning salon
  08/02/20
No music.
Mischievous base
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Mischievous base
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Mischievous base
  07/28/22
I don't make that kind of money.
Charismatic forum cuck
  07/28/22


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Date: July 13th, 2020 2:48 AM
Author: Mischievous base

e.g., you successfully parallel park and he immediately appears and says, "Now that's what I'm talking about!" or a similar one-liner. No one else sees Guy Fieri doing this. Since you're all autists who'll try to fight the hypo, assume Guy Fieri will appear no fewer than twenty times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40597638)



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Date: July 13th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: sienna dysfunction codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40597644)



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Date: July 13th, 2020 3:05 AM
Author: cobalt vigorous set

He wouldnt do it for so little

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40597681)



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Date: July 13th, 2020 3:07 AM
Author: Orchid Zombie-like Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40597694)



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Date: July 13th, 2020 3:27 AM
Author: Mischievous base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40597759)



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Date: July 13th, 2020 3:10 AM
Author: Orchid Zombie-like Point

I'd feel too guilty underpaying him so much to accept this deal. id only be able to sleep at night if I could afford to pay at least the $10m/year to compensate him for his foregone income

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40597706)



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Date: July 13th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: Titillating Citrine Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40597708)



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Date: July 13th, 2020 3:49 AM
Author: Mischievous base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40597785)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 6:51 PM
Author: Copper property pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40689587)



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Date: July 28th, 2022 7:53 PM
Author: insanely creepy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#44931001)



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Date: July 13th, 2020 4:19 AM
Author: massive whorehouse

Where is that sad faggot going to get 250k to pay me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40597840)



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Date: July 13th, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: Mischievous base

Flavortown Bank & Trust Co.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40597849)



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Date: July 13th, 2020 5:37 AM
Author: Mischievous base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40597923)



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Date: July 13th, 2020 6:02 AM
Author: deranged church rigor

would have to be $2.5mm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40597939)



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Date: July 13th, 2020 6:14 AM
Author: Mischievous base

That's out of bounds!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40597955)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 1:50 PM
Author: Mischievous base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40688316)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 1:58 PM
Author: Supple turquoise native organic girlfriend

250k/year to be moderately annoyed at least 20 times a day seems way better than most people's jobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40688358)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 2:12 PM
Author: saffron principal's office

Is it a forever thing, or can I do this as my job for 10 years and then ask Mr. Fieri to get lost?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40688410)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 2:15 PM
Author: excitant flirting coffee pot

is he actually there or is he a figment of my imagination? either case is an unqualified yes though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40688433)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 5:35 PM
Author: Mischievous base

An ultra-realistic figment of your imagination. To you, he’s there. You can even punch him, but no one else will see him or know he’s there. To them, you’ll just look like a crazy guy punching the air.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40689296)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 5:36 PM
Author: well-lubricated mind-boggling area boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40689300)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 7:36 PM
Author: Ivory Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40689755)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 5:37 PM
Author: Heady Opaque Gas Station Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40689306)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 5:37 PM
Author: Stimulating idiot

Would he comment on your sexual activity? "Yeah, it was premature, but what an ooze!" sort of stuff? Or is there some privacy screen / cutoff / zone of privacy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40689307)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 6:50 PM
Author: Mischievous base

There’s NO zone of privacy. You could be making mac & cheese and Guy will just appear: “Now look at that roux!” If you’re mid-sex: “What a TIGHT and FRESH boihole!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40689583)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 7:43 PM
Author: razzle clown

what if you have to fuck peterman due to economy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40689792)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 1:36 AM
Author: Mischievous base

He's the mayor of Flavortown!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40690907)



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Date: August 2nd, 2020 8:36 AM
Author: Stimulating idiot

Will he get physically involved or is it strictly hands off commentary? Eg you’re fucking your wife, can he tag in to double team spit roast with you while he’s continuing to give color commentary? “Oh yeah that’s a dirty mouth Susan! You’re quite a guy Roger! Look at us go! Who will cum first?!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40694850)



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Date: August 2nd, 2020 11:57 AM
Author: Mischievous base

strictly hands-off commentary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40695370)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 7:54 PM
Author: Mahogany Jewess Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40689826)



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Date: July 28th, 2022 7:53 PM
Author: Iridescent Fanboi Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#44931003)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 7:44 PM
Author: aquamarine exciting cuckoldry hunting ground

Good hypo , can we end it whenever we want? Ie are we paid monthly ? Or if we do it we have to do it forever ?

I think I could probably handle it for a year or two at least, but not forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40689798)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 7:48 PM
Author: emerald bossy scourge upon the earth hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40689813)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: translucent internet-worthy shrine

Do other people see him or is it a hallucination?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40689822)



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Date: August 3rd, 2020 1:23 AM
Author: Mischievous base

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40698463)



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Date: August 2nd, 2020 8:42 AM
Author: Glittery light tanning salon

would the experience also involve the rollicking music and quick camera cuts? 24/7 that would drive me nuts within a couple days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40694855)



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Date: August 3rd, 2020 1:23 AM
Author: Mischievous base

No music.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40698459)



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Date: August 3rd, 2020 1:23 AM
Author: Mischievous base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40698457)



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Date: September 10th, 2020 12:14 PM
Author: Mischievous base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#40898726)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Mischievous base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#41962340)



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Date: July 28th, 2022 7:53 PM
Author: Mischievous base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#44930999)



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Date: July 28th, 2022 7:57 PM
Author: Charismatic forum cuck

I don't make that kind of money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4583623&forum_id=2#44931014)