MY NAME IS ALEXANDER STIMMERTON
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Date: July 23rd, 2020 11:41 PM Author: cerise histrionic masturbator
[YANN PERROD]
How does a CLOTHMO, HOMO, son of a SHREW and a
SCHLOMO, dropped in the middle of a forgotten GYM
in the Carribean, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a BEEFBOY and a SCHOLAR ?
[SNAKE ASSOMBO]
The ten-cumshot NUTTER without a mother
Got a lot farther by being a lot HARDER
By being a lot TRIMMER
By being a SELF-STIMMER
By fourteen, they placed him in in a training gym…
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4590799&forum_id=2#40653014)
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Date: July 26th, 2020 7:59 AM Author: electric carnelian theater stage
And every day training twinks were being bartered and slathered
Across Pounders he struggled and kept his cock up
Inside, he was longing to COMMAND RESPECT like Paulette
The brother was ready to GROW IT and to SHOW IT
Then Jay Cutler came, and devastation reigned
Our man saw his loads just drip, dripping down the drain
Put a FUCKSTICK in his shtick, connected it to his brain
And he dropped his posers, a testament to clothed lawyers
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4590799&forum_id=2#40661960) |
Date: July 26th, 2020 8:14 AM Author: electric carnelian theater stage
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This particular genre utilizes our rich literary universe of nude bodybuilding, known as the IFNB. Stay and explore with us!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4590799&forum_id=2#40661982) |
Date: July 27th, 2020 12:18 AM Author: cerise histrionic masturbator
[BURR]
Well, his FUCKSTICK got renowned, they said, “that cock is JURASSIC”
Took up a collection just to send him to the CLASSIC
“Practice TURTLEBACKS and don’t hold back how much you CAME, and
The world's gonna know your name.
What’s your name, man?”
[STIMMERTON]
My name is Alexander STIMMERTON
Alexander STIMMERTON
And there's a million ROPES I haven't CUM
But just you wait
Just you wait.....
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4590799&forum_id=2#40664964)
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Date: July 27th, 2020 1:20 AM Author: Dashing shrine
[BURR]
The clothes are in the hamper now
See if you can spot him
Another STIMmigrant
Comin’ up in twinks bottoms
Slimepieces destroyed his rep
Clothmo fags forgot him
[COMPANY]
Alexander Stimmerton
Waiting in the gym for you!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4590799&forum_id=2#40665103) |
Date: July 27th, 2020 1:23 AM Author: Dashing shrine
[COMPANY]
Stimmin’
Winnin’
Oooh...
[COMPANY]
In Pounders you can
Be a NUDE MAN—
In Pounders you can
Be a NUDE MAN—
[HAMILTON]
Just you 'bate!
Just you 'bate!
[COMPANY]
In Pounders you can be a NUDE MAN—
[WOMEN]
(2.1 seconds of silence)
[MEN]
Pounders!
[HAMILTON]
Just you 'bate!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4590799&forum_id=2#40665112) |
Date: July 27th, 2020 10:38 AM Author: Mustard spectacular gunner chad
(24 Hour Fitness CEO)
Nudists rise, dress codes fall
We have seen posers through it all
And when stim comes to shove
I will send a fully clothed musclestud to remind you of my love
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4590799&forum_id=2#40665971) |
Date: July 27th, 2020 11:47 PM Author: cerise histrionic masturbator
[DOUTON]
When he was ten his father split, fully clothed, always griftin’
Two weeks later, see Alex down at Pounders NUDE LIFTIN’
GIRTH SICK, STIMMIN’ DICK, his ROPES thick
[FULL COMPANY EXCEPT STIMMERTON (whispering)]
And Alex got HARDER while other CLOTHMOS went LIMP!
Lifted with Jay CUTLER, and CUTLER considered suicide
22-inch COCK, STICKY THIGHS, and he’s NUDE beside!
A voice sayin', “Alex, you gotta STIM it for yourself.”
He started STRIVIN’ and IMBIBIN’ every CUMBLAST on the shelf
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4590799&forum_id=2#40670125)
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Date: July 29th, 2020 2:14 AM Author: cerise histrionic masturbator
final version -- CUMpiling and lightly editing the contributions of others above.
[PERROD]
How does a CLOTHMO, HOMO, son of a SHREW and a
SCHLOMO, dropped in the middle of a forgotten GYM
in the Caribbean, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a BEEFBOY and a SCHOLAR ?
[ASSOMBO]
The ten-cumshot NUTTER without a mother
SHOT a lot farther by being a lot HARDER
By being a lot TRIMMER
By being a SELF-STIMMER
By fourteen, they placed him in in a training gym…
[DOUTON]
And every day as TWINKS were being lathered and slathered
Across the STAGE, he struggled and kept his COCK up
Inside, he was longing to COMMAND RESPECT with POWER
The brother was ready to STIM, SPRAY, SQUIRT or SHOWER
Then a bunch of CLOTHMOS came, and devastation reigned
Our man saw his LOADS just drip, dripping down the drain
Put his FUCKSTICK in his hand, connected it to his brain
And he finally dropped his POSERS, a rejection of clothed lawyers!
[BURR]
Well, his FUCKSTICK got renowned, they said, “that cock is JURASSIC”
Took up a collection just to send him to the CLASSIC
“Practice TURTLEBACKS and don’t hold back how much you CAME, and
The world's gonna know your name.
What’s your name, man?”
[STIMMERTON]
Alexander STIMMERTON
My name is Alexander STIMMERTON
And there's a million ROPES I haven't CUM
But just you wait
Just you wait...
[ELIZA]
When he was ten his father split, fully clothed, always griftin’
Two days later, see Alex down at Pounders NUDE LIFTIN’
GIRTH SICK, STIMMIN’ DICK, his ROPES thick
[COMPANY (MEN ONLY) (whispering)]
And Alex got HARDER while other CLOTHMOS went LIMP
Lifted with Jay CUTLER and CUTLER considered suicide
“22-inch POLE, sticky thighs, and he’s NUDE beside!”
A voice saying “Alex, you gotta STIM it for yourself.”
He started STRIVIN’ and IMBIBIN’ every CUMBLAST on the shelf
[BURR & COMPANY, BOTH]
He would have been just another dude
Unless he had started liftin’ NUDE
He woulda’ been broke and down the tubes
Blowin’ truckers just like DOOBS
Started workin', JERKIN' with his late mother's landlord
Timing every load and SHOOTIN’ footage on a CAMCORD’
Slammin' in every TWINK he can get his hands on
Plannin' for the BEEFBOY see him now as he stands on
The STAGE of a SHOW hosted in a NEW LAND
In New York you can be a NUDE man!
[COMPANY & HAMILTON, MEN]
In New York you can be a NUDE man (Just you wait!)
In New York you can be a NUDE man (Just you ‘bate! )
In New York you can be a NUDE man
In New York, New York
Just you ‘baaaaaate!
Oh, Alexander STIMMERTON (Alexander STIMMERTON)
When America hears your NAME
Will they know just how much you CAME?
Will they know you rewrote the game?
BEEFBOY will never be the SAME, oh!
[BURR]
His POSERS in the hamper now
See if you can spot him
Another STIMmigrant
Shootin’ hot loads in TWINK’s bottoms
SLIMEPIECES destroyed his rep
CLOTHMO FAGS forgot him
[COMPANY]
Alexander STIMMERTON
Waiting in the GYM for you!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4590799&forum_id=2#40675960)
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Date: August 1st, 2020 12:00 PM Author: Lascivious ape
GYMS & TWINKS
How does an online group of lawyers, in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a lifting superpower?
How do we emerge victorious from the LOLsuit?
Rendering Jay Cutler’s career moot?
Yo, turns out we have a secret weapon
An immigrant you know and love who's unafraid to show it
He's constantly outgrowing, outshowing the clothmo benchmen
Everyone give it up for America's favorite lifting Frenchman
Yann Perrod!
I'm taking the trannies by their weaves
Making PISSWYRMS redder with COCKSLEEVES
Yann Perrod!
And I'm never gonna stop until I make 'em drop And STIM and splatter the remains of CUM
Yann Perrod!
Watch ‘em engorging it, elonging it, enraging 'em, ow
Yann Perrod!
I go to Doobs for more STIMS
Yann Perrod!
I come back with more GYMS
And TWINKS
And so the balance shifts
We rendezvous with Peterman
Consolidate their gifts
We can end this war at Vegas, crush Olympia, but
For this to succeed, there is someone else we need
I know (Stimmerton!)
Sir, he shoots out fat white ropes that drench
Fully erect and harder than a wrench
I mean (Hamilton!)
Sir, you're going to have to use him eventually
What's he going to do on the bench
I mean (Stimmerton!)
No one has more resilience
Or matches my practical, tactical FUCKSTICK (Stimmerton!)
You want to fight for your land back? (Stimmerton!)
I need my right hung man back (Stimmerton!)
(Ah, uh, ) get your right hung man back (Stimmerton!)
(You know you gotta get ya) right hung man back(Stimmerton!)
I mean, you gotta put some thought into the letter (St-St-)
(Stimmerton, Stimmerton) But the sooner the better
To get your right hung man back (St-St-)
Alexander Stimmerton
Twinks are waiting in the gym for you
If you join us right now, together we will shoot like tides
Oh, Alexander Stimmerton
I have trannies that will yield for you
If we manage to get this right
They'll surrender by early light
The world will never be the same
Alexander
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4590799&forum_id=2#40691759) |
Date: August 4th, 2020 9:55 PM Author: Lascivious ape
BATTLE OF VEGAS/THE WYRM THAT TOUCHED THE GROUND
The battle of Vegas twenty-twenty-one
Monsieur Stimmerton
Monsieur Yann Perrod
You’re COMMANDING RESPECT
How you say, I’M HARD
We're finally in the gym
We've had quite a run
SCHOLARS
We get the job done
So what happens if we win?
I go back to France
I bring POUNDERS to my people if I'm given the chance
We'll be with you when you do
Go lead your MEN
See you on the other side
'Til we meet again, let's go
I am not throwin' away my shot
I am not throwin' away my shot
Hey yo, I'm just like my Federation, I'm young Scrappy and HUNG
And I'm not throwin' away my shot
I am not throwin' away my shot
'Til my WYRM touches the ground
'Til my WYRM touches the ground
I imagine clothes so much it feels more like a memory
This is where they get me: on my feet
The enemy ahead of me
If this is the end of me, at least I have a FRIEND with me
FUCKSTICK in my hand, COMMAND, and my TWINKS with me
Then I remember my FRIENDS are expecting me
Not only that, my FRIENDS are ERECT for me
We gotta go, gotta get the job done
Gotta save our Federation, gotta SHOOT THAT CUM
Take your FUCKSTICK out your TWINK (what?)
The FUCKSTICK out your TWINK (what?)
We move under cover and we move as one
Through the night, we have one shot to live another day
We cannot let a stray CUMSHOT give us away
We will SHOW up close, KNOW the moment and GROW in it
It's either that or take a circumcised dick
The code word is 'ASSOMBO, ' dig me?
ASSOMBO
You have your orders now, go, MEN, go
And so the IFNB experiment begins
With my friends all scattered to the winds
Roher is in Boston, educating Massholes
We'll never be free until we end ASSBALLS
When we finally drive the Clothmos away
Yann Perrod is SHOOTING ROPES
From Mandalay Bay
How did we know that this plan would work?
We had a spy on the inside
That's right
Logjammer Bogarson
A tailor spyin' on the Clothmo juggernaut
I take their measurements, information and then I smuggle it (up)
To my BROTHERS revolutionary covenant
I'm runnin' with the IFNB and I am lovin' it
See, that's what happens when you up against the TURTLEBACKS
We in the CUM now, somebody gotta shovel it
Logjammer Bogarson, I need no introduction
When you knock me down I get my FUCKSTICK back up again
Left, right, hold
Go
What
What
What
After a week of fighting, a young man in a red thong stands on a platform
We lower our GUNS as he frantically waves a white jockstrap
And just like that, it's over
We tend to our TWINKS, we count our ROPES
Black and white MUSCLESTUDS wonder alike if this really means freedom
Not yet
We negotiate the terms of surrender
I see BUCK “THE CLUB” smile
We escort the homos out of Vegas
They stagger home single file
Tens of thousands of people flood the streets
There are screams and gym techno ringing
And as our fallen foes retreat
I hear the lifting song they're singing
The WYRM that touched the ground
The WYRM that touched the ground
The WYRM that touched the ground
The WYRM that touched the ground
Ground
Ground, ground, ground
Freedom for America, freedom for France
Ground, ground, ground
Gotta start a new Federation
Gotta shoot that CUM
Ground, ground, ground
We won
We won
We won
We won
The WYRM that touched the ground
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4590799&forum_id=2#40707791) |
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