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MY NAME IS ALEXANDER STIMMERTON

[YANN PERROD] How does a CLOTHMO, HOMO, son of a SHREW an...
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Flawless.
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[COMPANY] Stimmin’ Winnin’ Oooh... [COMPAN...
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JFC this is good
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Territorial field
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final version -- CUMpiling and lightly editing the contribut...
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Date: July 23rd, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: contagious filthy boistinker

[YANN PERROD]

How does a CLOTHMO, HOMO, son of a SHREW and a

SCHLOMO, dropped in the middle of a forgotten GYM

in the Carribean, impoverished, in squalor

Grow up to be a BEEFBOY and a SCHOLAR ?

[SNAKE ASSOMBO]

The ten-cumshot NUTTER without a mother

Got a lot farther by being a lot HARDER

By being a lot TRIMMER

By being a SELF-STIMMER

By fourteen, they placed him in in a training gym…



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Date: July 23rd, 2020 11:42 PM
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Date: July 23rd, 2020 11:48 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2020 6:02 AM
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Date: July 26th, 2020 6:54 AM
Author: Impertinent thriller immigrant

I’m not throwing away my cumshot

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Date: July 26th, 2020 10:13 AM
Author: Maize Aromatic Blood Rage Coldplay Fan

young, scrappy, and HUNGry

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Date: July 26th, 2020 3:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Theater Stage Tank



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Date: July 26th, 2020 7:59 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Theater Stage Tank

And every day training twinks were being bartered and slathered

Across Pounders he struggled and kept his cock up

Inside, he was longing to COMMAND RESPECT like Paulette

The brother was ready to GROW IT and to SHOW IT

Then Jay Cutler came, and devastation reigned

Our man saw his loads just drip, dripping down the drain

Put a FUCKSTICK in his shtick, connected it to his brain

And he dropped his posers, a testament to clothed lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4590799&forum_id=2#40661960)



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Date: July 26th, 2020 11:44 PM
Author: contagious filthy boistinker

fucking 180

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Date: July 27th, 2020 12:07 AM
Author: Balding Pale Mood



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Date: July 29th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: opaque boiling water multi-billionaire



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Date: July 26th, 2020 8:14 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Theater Stage Tank

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Date: July 26th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: contagious filthy boistinker



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Date: July 27th, 2020 12:08 AM
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Date: July 27th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy disrespectful messiness

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Date: July 29th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: Maize Aromatic Blood Rage Coldplay Fan



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Date: July 26th, 2020 9:35 AM
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Date: July 26th, 2020 9:45 AM
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Date: July 26th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: Maize Aromatic Blood Rage Coldplay Fan



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Date: July 26th, 2020 3:57 PM
Author: indigo indian lodge kitty



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Date: July 26th, 2020 7:24 PM
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Date: July 27th, 2020 12:07 AM
Author: Balding Pale Mood

180

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Date: July 27th, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: contagious filthy boistinker

[BURR]

Well, his FUCKSTICK got renowned, they said, “that cock is JURASSIC”

Took up a collection just to send him to the CLASSIC

“Practice TURTLEBACKS and don’t hold back how much you CAME, and

The world's gonna know your name.

What’s your name, man?”

[STIMMERTON]

My name is Alexander STIMMERTON

Alexander STIMMERTON

And there's a million ROPES I haven't CUM

But just you wait

Just you wait.....



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4590799&forum_id=2#40664964)



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Date: July 27th, 2020 12:27 AM
Author: Balding Pale Mood



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Date: July 27th, 2020 7:19 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Theater Stage Tank

180000

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Date: July 27th, 2020 10:37 AM
Author: metal hominid roast beef



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Date: July 27th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy disrespectful messiness

[BURR]

The clothes are in the hamper now

See if you can spot him

Another STIMmigrant

Comin’ up in twinks bottoms

Slimepieces destroyed his rep

Clothmo fags forgot him

[COMPANY]

Alexander Stimmerton

Waiting in the gym for you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4590799&forum_id=2#40665103)



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Date: July 27th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: contagious filthy boistinker

holy fucking shit.

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Date: July 27th, 2020 10:31 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Theater Stage Tank

Flawless.

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Date: July 27th, 2020 10:37 AM
Author: metal hominid roast beef



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Date: July 27th, 2020 1:23 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy disrespectful messiness

[COMPANY]

Stimmin’

Winnin’

Oooh...

[COMPANY]

In Pounders you can

Be a NUDE MAN—

In Pounders you can

Be a NUDE MAN—

[HAMILTON]

Just you 'bate!

Just you 'bate!

[COMPANY]

In Pounders you can be a NUDE MAN—

[WOMEN]

(2.1 seconds of silence)

[MEN]

Pounders!

[HAMILTON]

Just you 'bate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4590799&forum_id=2#40665112)



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Date: July 27th, 2020 1:23 AM
Author: indigo indian lodge kitty



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Date: July 27th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: cobalt lascivious reading party

(24 Hour Fitness CEO)

Nudists rise, dress codes fall

We have seen posers through it all

And when stim comes to shove

I will send a fully clothed musclestud to remind you of my love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4590799&forum_id=2#40665971)



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Date: July 27th, 2020 10:57 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Theater Stage Tank



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Date: July 27th, 2020 12:15 PM
Author: Balding Pale Mood



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Date: July 27th, 2020 8:37 PM
Author: contagious filthy boistinker



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Date: July 27th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: metal hominid roast beef



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Date: July 27th, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: titillating old irish cottage



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Date: July 27th, 2020 11:47 PM
Author: contagious filthy boistinker

[DOUTON]

When he was ten his father split, fully clothed, always griftin’

Two weeks later, see Alex down at Pounders NUDE LIFTIN’

GIRTH SICK, STIMMIN’ DICK, his ROPES thick

[FULL COMPANY EXCEPT STIMMERTON (whispering)]

And Alex got HARDER while other CLOTHMOS went LIMP!

Lifted with Jay CUTLER, and CUTLER considered suicide

22-inch COCK, STICKY THIGHS, and he’s NUDE beside!

A voice sayin', “Alex, you gotta STIM it for yourself.”

He started STRIVIN’ and IMBIBIN’ every CUMBLAST on the shelf



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4590799&forum_id=2#40670125)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:20 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy disrespectful messiness



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Date: July 28th, 2020 7:56 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Theater Stage Tank

JFC this is good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4590799&forum_id=2#40670824)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:22 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy disrespectful messiness

FYI this is so genre-defining i created a new MUSICALS category in the IFNB SONGBOOK just to house it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4590799&forum_id=2#40670238)



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Date: July 28th, 2020 12:26 AM
Author: contagious filthy boistinker



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Date: July 28th, 2020 2:01 PM
Author: Territorial field



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Date: July 29th, 2020 2:14 AM
Author: contagious filthy boistinker

final version -- CUMpiling and lightly editing the contributions of others above.

[PERROD]

How does a CLOTHMO, HOMO, son of a SHREW and a

SCHLOMO, dropped in the middle of a forgotten GYM

in the Caribbean, impoverished, in squalor

Grow up to be a BEEFBOY and a SCHOLAR ?

[ASSOMBO]

The ten-cumshot NUTTER without a mother

SHOT a lot farther by being a lot HARDER

By being a lot TRIMMER

By being a SELF-STIMMER

By fourteen, they placed him in in a training gym…

[DOUTON]

And every day as TWINKS were being lathered and slathered

Across the STAGE, he struggled and kept his COCK up

Inside, he was longing to COMMAND RESPECT with POWER

The brother was ready to STIM, SPRAY, SQUIRT or SHOWER

Then a bunch of CLOTHMOS came, and devastation reigned

Our man saw his LOADS just drip, dripping down the drain

Put his FUCKSTICK in his hand, connected it to his brain

And he finally dropped his POSERS, a rejection of clothed lawyers!

[BURR]

Well, his FUCKSTICK got renowned, they said, “that cock is JURASSIC”

Took up a collection just to send him to the CLASSIC

“Practice TURTLEBACKS and don’t hold back how much you CAME, and

The world's gonna know your name.

What’s your name, man?”

[STIMMERTON]

Alexander STIMMERTON

My name is Alexander STIMMERTON

And there's a million ROPES I haven't CUM

But just you wait

Just you wait...

[ELIZA]

When he was ten his father split, fully clothed, always griftin’

Two days later, see Alex down at Pounders NUDE LIFTIN’

GIRTH SICK, STIMMIN’ DICK, his ROPES thick

[COMPANY (MEN ONLY) (whispering)]

And Alex got HARDER while other CLOTHMOS went LIMP

Lifted with Jay CUTLER and CUTLER considered suicide

“22-inch POLE, sticky thighs, and he’s NUDE beside!”

A voice saying “Alex, you gotta STIM it for yourself.”

He started STRIVIN’ and IMBIBIN’ every CUMBLAST on the shelf

[BURR & COMPANY, BOTH]

He would have been just another dude

Unless he had started liftin’ NUDE

He woulda’ been broke and down the tubes

Blowin’ truckers just like DOOBS

Started workin', JERKIN' with his late mother's landlord

Timing every load and SHOOTIN’ footage on a CAMCORD’

Slammin' in every TWINK he can get his hands on

Plannin' for the BEEFBOY see him now as he stands on

The STAGE of a SHOW hosted in a NEW LAND

In New York you can be a NUDE man!

[COMPANY & HAMILTON, MEN]

In New York you can be a NUDE man (Just you wait!)

In New York you can be a NUDE man (Just you ‘bate! )

In New York you can be a NUDE man

In New York, New York

Just you ‘baaaaaate!

Oh, Alexander STIMMERTON (Alexander STIMMERTON)

When America hears your NAME

Will they know just how much you CAME?

Will they know you rewrote the game?

BEEFBOY will never be the SAME, oh!

[BURR]

His POSERS in the hamper now

See if you can spot him

Another STIMmigrant

Shootin’ hot loads in TWINK’s bottoms

SLIMEPIECES destroyed his rep

CLOTHMO FAGS forgot him

[COMPANY]

Alexander STIMMERTON

Waiting in the GYM for you!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4590799&forum_id=2#40675960)



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Date: July 29th, 2020 2:30 AM
Author: indigo indian lodge kitty

thanks to disney plus for making this possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4590799&forum_id=2#40675987)



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Date: July 29th, 2020 2:46 AM
Author: contagious filthy boistinker



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Date: July 29th, 2020 2:34 AM
Author: Balding Pale Mood



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Date: July 29th, 2020 3:11 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy disrespectful messiness

there's a typo - it should read COMPANY & HAMILTON, *NO* WOMEN, MEN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4590799&forum_id=2#40678190)



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Date: July 30th, 2020 12:01 AM
Author: contagious filthy boistinker

fixed!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4590799&forum_id=2#40680863)



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Date: July 29th, 2020 6:46 PM
Author: indigo indian lodge kitty



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Date: July 30th, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: Balding Pale Mood



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Date: August 1st, 2020 12:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring indirect expression circlehead

GYMS & TWINKS

How does an online group of lawyers, in need of a shower

Somehow defeat a lifting superpower?

How do we emerge victorious from the LOLsuit?

Rendering Jay Cutler’s career moot?

Yo, turns out we have a secret weapon

An immigrant you know and love who's unafraid to show it

He's constantly outgrowing, outshowing the clothmo benchmen

Everyone give it up for America's favorite lifting Frenchman

Yann Perrod!

I'm taking the trannies by their weaves

Making PISSWYRMS redder with COCKSLEEVES

Yann Perrod!

And I'm never gonna stop until I make 'em drop And STIM and splatter the remains of CUM

Yann Perrod!

Watch ‘em engorging it, elonging it, enraging 'em, ow

Yann Perrod!

I go to Doobs for more STIMS

Yann Perrod!

I come back with more GYMS

And TWINKS

And so the balance shifts

We rendezvous with Peterman

Consolidate their gifts

We can end this war at Vegas, crush Olympia, but

For this to succeed, there is someone else we need

I know (Stimmerton!)

Sir, he shoots out fat white ropes that drench

Fully erect and harder than a wrench

I mean (Hamilton!)

Sir, you're going to have to use him eventually

What's he going to do on the bench

I mean (Stimmerton!)

No one has more resilience

Or matches my practical, tactical FUCKSTICK (Stimmerton!)

You want to fight for your land back? (Stimmerton!)

I need my right hung man back (Stimmerton!)

(Ah, uh, ) get your right hung man back (Stimmerton!)

(You know you gotta get ya) right hung man back(Stimmerton!)

I mean, you gotta put some thought into the letter (St-St-)

(Stimmerton, Stimmerton) But the sooner the better

To get your right hung man back (St-St-)

Alexander Stimmerton

Twinks are waiting in the gym for you

If you join us right now, together we will shoot like tides

Oh, Alexander Stimmerton

I have trannies that will yield for you

If we manage to get this right

They'll surrender by early light

The world will never be the same

Alexander

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4590799&forum_id=2#40691759)



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Date: August 1st, 2020 12:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Theater Stage Tank



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Date: August 2nd, 2020 8:51 PM
Author: contagious filthy boistinker

masterful

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Date: August 3rd, 2020 12:45 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy disrespectful messiness

now this is GENRE CROSSOVER FUSION

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4590799&forum_id=2#40698373)



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Date: August 4th, 2020 9:55 PM
Author: N904PD

BATTLE OF VEGAS/THE WYRM THAT TOUCHED THE GROUND

The battle of Vegas twenty-twenty-one

Monsieur Stimmerton

Monsieur Yann Perrod

You’re COMMANDING RESPECT

How you say, I’M HARD

We're finally in the gym

We've had quite a run

SCHOLARS

We get the job done

So what happens if we win?

I go back to France

I bring POUNDERS to my people if I'm given the chance

We'll be with you when you do

Go lead your MEN

See you on the other side

'Til we meet again, let's go

I am not throwin' away my shot

I am not throwin' away my shot

Hey yo, I'm just like my Federation, I'm young Scrappy and HUNG

And I'm not throwin' away my shot

I am not throwin' away my shot

'Til my WYRM touches the ground

'Til my WYRM touches the ground

I imagine clothes so much it feels more like a memory

This is where they get me: on my feet

The enemy ahead of me

If this is the end of me, at least I have a FRIEND with me

FUCKSTICK in my hand, COMMAND, and my TWINKS with me

Then I remember my FRIENDS are expecting me

Not only that, my FRIENDS are ERECT for me

We gotta go, gotta get the job done

Gotta save our Federation, gotta SHOOT THAT CUM

Take your FUCKSTICK out your TWINK (what?)

The FUCKSTICK out your TWINK (what?)

We move under cover and we move as one

Through the night, we have one shot to live another day

We cannot let a stray CUMSHOT give us away

We will SHOW up close, KNOW the moment and GROW in it

It's either that or take a circumcised dick

The code word is 'ASSOMBO, ' dig me?

ASSOMBO

You have your orders now, go, MEN, go

And so the IFNB experiment begins

With my friends all scattered to the winds

Roher is in Boston, educating Massholes

We'll never be free until we end ASSBALLS

When we finally drive the Clothmos away

Yann Perrod is SHOOTING ROPES

From Mandalay Bay

How did we know that this plan would work?

We had a spy on the inside

That's right

Logjammer Bogarson

A tailor spyin' on the Clothmo juggernaut

I take their measurements, information and then I smuggle it (up)

To my BROTHERS revolutionary covenant

I'm runnin' with the IFNB and I am lovin' it

See, that's what happens when you up against the TURTLEBACKS

We in the CUM now, somebody gotta shovel it

Logjammer Bogarson, I need no introduction

When you knock me down I get my FUCKSTICK back up again

Left, right, hold

Go

What

What

What

After a week of fighting, a young man in a red thong stands on a platform

We lower our GUNS as he frantically waves a white jockstrap

And just like that, it's over

We tend to our TWINKS, we count our ROPES

Black and white MUSCLESTUDS wonder alike if this really means freedom

Not yet

We negotiate the terms of surrender

I see BUCK “THE CLUB” smile

We escort the homos out of Vegas

They stagger home single file

Tens of thousands of people flood the streets

There are screams and gym techno ringing

And as our fallen foes retreat

I hear the lifting song they're singing

The WYRM that touched the ground

The WYRM that touched the ground

The WYRM that touched the ground

The WYRM that touched the ground

Ground

Ground, ground, ground

Freedom for America, freedom for France

Ground, ground, ground

Gotta start a new Federation

Gotta shoot that CUM

Ground, ground, ground

We won

We won

We won

We won

The WYRM that touched the ground

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Date: August 9th, 2020 8:42 PM
Author: Crouching Striver, Hidden Tavern

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