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Coughed; blood squired out of vaggy

DIE CRAMPS DIE!!!
Cruella De Vil
  07/22/06
wow. just wow.
quaker1
  07/22/06
god thats a horrible image
CripsAhoy
  07/22/06
you're such a fucking loser
R Kelly
  07/22/06
Next time, I aim for your head.
Cruella De Vil
  07/22/06
sorry i dont hang out at TTTs
R Kelly
  07/22/06
women are weird
Bristol Palin\'s retarded incest baby
  01/06/07
this is an underrated thread.
Mr. Wong Burger
  01/06/07
i thought you meant squirreled at first but then that doesn'...
Broislav
  07/22/06
never forget.
Mr. Wong Burger
  01/06/07
*cough cough*
Cruella De Vil
  01/06/07
this is the most disturbing thing that I have ever read
newyork2
  01/06/07
I wonder if her cats sniff at the bloody maxipads in her gar...
Julius Caesar\'s Mistress
  01/06/07
ewwwww! After reading this I may completely cease my ability...
newyork2
  01/06/07
My male cat digs them out. It's very annoying.
Cruella De Vil
  02/07/07
I'm jealous. I wish I started this thread.
rasquach
  01/06/07
Don't you have some hairy orifice or body part to wax?
Julius Caesar\'s Mistress
  01/06/07
I know you're itching to hear about it, but I will save the ...
rasquach
  01/06/07
As a man, I'm ashamed that I want to put my dick in those th...
Harvard Mouth in his Faggoty White Uniform
  01/06/07
As a woman, I'm ashamed that I would ever expect a man to do...
newyork2
  01/06/07
I thought this was JCM, for sure.
luaeflasjhdfasdf
  01/06/07
Vaginal blood fart!
Julius Caesar\'s Mistress
  01/06/07
:)
.,...,,,.,..,,,,,.,,,.,,,.,.,
  01/10/07
*squire*
Mr. Wong Burger
  01/06/07
This is an unbelievable thread.
ICE
  01/06/07
underrated thread
rasquach
  01/10/07
I had a softball team in college named The Vaginal Blood Far...
Ash J. Williams
  01/10/07
I came.
:;;;;.............,.,.,.,..,,,,,,,,,,,..,.,.,.,.,.
  01/10/07
hump
.,...,,,.,..,,,,,.,,,.,,,.,.,
  02/07/07
Awesome
Vector\'s semi-retired rectum
  02/07/07
I think the funniest part is the use of the word "vaggy...
client
  02/07/07
so fucking NASTY.
plop - plop
  03/15/07
...
Th
  03/22/07
appreciation bump.
.....,..,...,,.,,...,,,...,..
  03/23/07
I may never have sex again. Thanks a lot.
---...---...---...
  03/23/07
...
AnonyDood
  03/26/07
*cough cough*
.,...,,,.,..,,,,,.,,,.,,,.,.,
  04/27/07
Did I top myself with the Monistat thread, or is this one st...
Cruella De Vil
  05/11/07
this one is way more grosser Edit: Have you tried Mirena?...
Medea
  05/11/07
It done happened again. 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!
Cruella De Vil
  07/19/07
'gratz
...,..,.. ,.....,.,.,, .,.,.,, ,,,,...
  07/19/07
At least I know my cycle is more or less regular!
Cruella De Vil
  07/19/07
AN OPEN LETTER TO MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, ...
Cruella De Vil
  07/19/07
181
Medea
  07/19/07
ugh, I hate McSweeney's open letters. self conscious tras...
rasqie
  07/19/07
Oh dear sweet Christ, I agree with plucot.
Mayor McCheese
  07/19/07
180
...,..,.. ,.....,.,.,, .,.,.,, ,,,,...
  07/19/07
Wow, period + cold = lots of bloody vaggy coughs!
Cruella De Vil
  07/19/07
It's that time again...
Cruella De Vil
  10/10/07
When will you change it to "coughed; embryo squirted ou...
Childfree_by_Choice
  10/10/07
Um, never? I'm not stupid enough to get pregnant.
Cruella De Vil
  10/10/07
or attractive enough
Little Walter
  10/10/07
Harsh
147 pounds of fat chick
  07/25/08
...
Man O\' War
  01/12/08
excellent bump, bro
Rational thought
  01/12/08
How did I miss this thread multiple times??
papayaslice
  01/12/08
woah, where have you been?
done and done
  01/12/08
Chunky, or smooth?
147 pounds of fat chick
  07/25/08


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Date: July 22nd, 2006 11:46 AM
Author: Cruella De Vil (''I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES, BITCH!'')

DIE CRAMPS DIE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#6273061)





Date: July 22nd, 2006 11:48 AM
Author: quaker1

wow.

just wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#6273064)





Date: July 22nd, 2006 11:48 AM
Author: CripsAhoy

god thats a horrible image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#6273065)





Date: July 22nd, 2006 11:51 AM
Author: R Kelly

you're such a fucking loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#6273069)





Date: July 22nd, 2006 11:51 AM
Author: Cruella De Vil (''I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES, BITCH!'')

Next time, I aim for your head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#6273070)





Date: July 22nd, 2006 11:53 AM
Author: R Kelly

sorry i dont hang out at TTTs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#6273076)





Date: January 6th, 2007 2:15 PM
Author: Bristol Palin\'s retarded incest baby (Hanging on in Quiet Desperation is the English Way)

women are weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#7362534)





Date: January 6th, 2007 2:16 PM
Author: Mr. Wong Burger

this is an underrated thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#7362537)





Date: July 22nd, 2006 11:55 AM
Author: Broislav

i thought you meant squirreled at first but then that doesn't really mean anything.

edit: also, die you sick fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#6273079)





Date: January 6th, 2007 2:12 PM
Author: Mr. Wong Burger

never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#7362516)





Date: January 6th, 2007 2:36 PM
Author: Cruella De Vil (''Oh god! I skinned my pecker!'')

*cough cough*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#7362589)





Date: January 6th, 2007 4:23 PM
Author: newyork2

this is the most disturbing thing that I have ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#7363088)





Date: January 6th, 2007 4:25 PM
Author: Julius Caesar\'s Mistress

I wonder if her cats sniff at the bloody maxipads in her garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#7363092)





Date: January 6th, 2007 4:28 PM
Author: newyork2

ewwwww! After reading this I may completely cease my ability to ever menstruate again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#7363109)





Date: February 7th, 2007 6:03 PM
Author: Cruella De Vil (I'm gonna be your bottom, Kenneth. I want you to ride me hard.")

My male cat digs them out. It's very annoying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#7562194)





Date: January 6th, 2007 4:29 PM
Author: rasquach

I'm jealous. I wish I started this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#7363115)





Date: January 6th, 2007 4:30 PM
Author: Julius Caesar\'s Mistress

Don't you have some hairy orifice or body part to wax?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#7363123)





Date: January 6th, 2007 4:32 PM
Author: rasquach

I know you're itching to hear about it, but I will save the details for time when more people are around to read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#7363134)





Date: January 6th, 2007 4:31 PM
Author: Harvard Mouth in his Faggoty White Uniform

As a man, I'm ashamed that I want to put my dick in those things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#7363125)





Date: January 6th, 2007 4:33 PM
Author: newyork2

As a woman, I'm ashamed that I would ever expect a man to do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#7363140)





Date: January 6th, 2007 4:32 PM
Author: luaeflasjhdfasdf

I thought this was JCM, for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#7363130)





Date: January 6th, 2007 4:35 PM
Author: Julius Caesar\'s Mistress

Vaginal blood fart!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#7363147)





Date: January 10th, 2007 7:42 PM
Author: .,...,,,.,..,,,,,.,,,.,,,.,.,


:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#7391858)





Date: January 6th, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: Mr. Wong Burger

*squire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#7364902)





Date: January 6th, 2007 9:03 PM
Author: ICE

This is an unbelievable thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#7364933)





Date: January 10th, 2007 5:28 PM
Author: rasquach

underrated thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#7391057)





Date: January 10th, 2007 5:31 PM
Author: Ash J. Williams (Feeling good, Louis! (HomerJ))

I had a softball team in college named The Vaginal Blood Farts. Good times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#7391089)





Date: January 10th, 2007 7:42 PM
Author: :;;;;.............,.,.,.,..,,,,,,,,,,,..,.,.,.,.,. (Meghan Fitzpatrick, UVa '04)


I came.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#7391859)





Date: February 7th, 2007 5:59 PM
Author: .,...,,,.,..,,,,,.,,,.,,,.,.,


hump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#7562175)





Date: February 7th, 2007 6:04 PM
Author: Vector\'s semi-retired rectum (Vec)

Awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#7562195)





Date: February 7th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: client

I think the funniest part is the use of the word "vaggy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#7562201)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: plop - plop

so fucking NASTY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#7761507)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Th



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#7798639)





Date: March 23rd, 2007 10:26 AM
Author: .....,..,...,,.,,...,,,...,.. (Did she come around here, sir?)


appreciation bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#7802457)





Date: March 23rd, 2007 10:28 AM
Author: ---...---...---... (This is my O-face.)

I may never have sex again. Thanks a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#7802461)





Date: March 26th, 2007 5:00 PM
Author: AnonyDood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#7821205)





Date: April 27th, 2007 8:29 PM
Author: .,...,,,.,..,,,,,.,,,.,,,.,.,


*cough cough*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#8019839)





Date: May 11th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: Cruella De Vil ("Some people have war in their countries." - Natasha to Brittany)

Did I top myself with the Monistat thread, or is this one still the winner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#8104818)





Date: May 11th, 2007 10:39 PM
Author: Medea ( )

this one is way more grosser

Edit: Have you tried Mirena?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#8104828)





Date: July 19th, 2007 10:42 AM
Author: Cruella De Vil ("Some people have war in their countries." - Natasha to Brittany)

It done happened again.

1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#8406146)





Date: July 19th, 2007 12:13 PM
Author: ...,..,.. ,.....,.,.,, .,.,.,, ,,,,...

'gratz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#8406469)





Date: July 19th, 2007 12:14 PM
Author: Cruella De Vil ("Some people have war in their countries." - Natasha to Brittany)

At least I know my cycle is more or less regular!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#8406473)





Date: July 19th, 2007 2:41 PM
Author: Cruella De Vil ("Some people have war in their countries." - Natasha to Brittany)

AN OPEN LETTER TO

MR. JAMES THATCHER,

BRAND MANAGER,

PROCTER & GAMBLE.

Dear Mr. Thatcher,

I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core (tm) or Dri-Weave(tm) absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or Salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be

your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.

Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call "an inbred hillbilly with knife skills." Isn't the human body amazing?

As brand manager in the feminine-hygiene division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers' monthly visits from Aunt Flo. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy! The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in capri pants.

Which brings me to the reason for my letter.

Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: "Have a Happy Period."

Are you f**king kidding me?

What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness--actual smiling, laughing happiness--is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything "happy" about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlï¿â^?a and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreens armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory. For the love of God, pull your head out, man.

If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like "Put Down the Hammer" or "Vehicular Manslaughter Is Wrong"? Or are you just picking on us?

Sir, please inform your accounting department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flexi-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bulls**t. And that's a promise I will keep. Always.

Best,

Wendi Aarons

Austin, TX



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#8407067)





Date: July 19th, 2007 2:44 PM
Author: Medea ( )

181

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#8407073)





Date: July 19th, 2007 2:44 PM
Author: rasqie (Where am I? It's dark and I hear laughing)

ugh, I hate McSweeney's open letters.

self conscious trash.

women bitching about their period is the realm of sub par standup female comics who can't think of actually funny things to say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#8407076)





Date: July 19th, 2007 6:23 PM
Author: Mayor McCheese

Oh dear sweet Christ, I agree with plucot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#8407959)





Date: July 19th, 2007 2:52 PM
Author: ...,..,.. ,.....,.,.,, .,.,.,, ,,,,...

180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#8407120)





Date: July 19th, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: Cruella De Vil ("Some people have war in their countries." - Natasha to Brittany)

Wow, period + cold = lots of bloody vaggy coughs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#8407931)





Date: October 10th, 2007 2:09 PM
Author: Cruella De Vil (''You don't know me. You've just seen my penis.'')

It's that time again...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#8751387)





Date: October 10th, 2007 2:15 PM
Author: Childfree_by_Choice

When will you change it to "coughed; embryo squirted out of my vajayjay"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#8751415)





Date: October 10th, 2007 2:26 PM
Author: Cruella De Vil (''You don't know me. You've just seen my penis.'')

Um, never? I'm not stupid enough to get pregnant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#8751487)





Date: October 10th, 2007 3:03 PM
Author: Little Walter

or attractive enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#8751673)





Date: July 25th, 2008 10:58 PM
Author: 147 pounds of fat chick

Harsh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#10009977)





Date: January 12th, 2008 10:40 PM
Author: Man O\' War



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#9153934)





Date: January 12th, 2008 10:44 PM
Author: Rational thought (Get in state. control the frame. make her mace u)

excellent bump, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#9153953)





Date: January 12th, 2008 10:57 PM
Author: papayaslice

How did I miss this thread multiple times??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#9154043)





Date: January 12th, 2008 10:59 PM
Author: done and done

woah, where have you been?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#9154048)





Date: July 25th, 2008 10:54 PM
Author: 147 pounds of fat chick

Chunky, or smooth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459299&forum_id=2#10009971)