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asked app chick out, she said "first tell me a funny joke." Anyone have one?

I normally say fuck it when asked to jump through these hoop...
Abnormal bright kitchen love of her life
  09/20/20
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lemon meetinghouse jap
  09/20/20
just respond with a dick pic
Soggy soul-stirring lodge
  09/20/20
I'm not the dick pic type of guy
Abnormal bright kitchen love of her life
  09/20/20
eggplant
gold alpha goyim
  09/20/20
why was tigger looking in the toilet? he was trying to find ...
Sable ape property
  09/20/20
maybe I'll use that second one. I want lame but funny
Abnormal bright kitchen love of her life
  09/20/20
gl let me know how it goes
Sable ape property
  09/20/20
times new roman and ab garamond walk into a bar. the bart...
passionate ruddy area
  09/20/20
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Odious hall
  09/20/20
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learning disabled hell
  09/20/20
If you actually respond with a joke you’ll never see h...
Contagious deep theater stage azn
  09/20/20
even if you tell a vagina joke?
Adventurous French Menage
  09/20/20
help me choose one: Why was the stadium so cold? Because...
Abnormal bright kitchen love of her life
  09/20/20
they’re all wonderful. you’ll be slamming her ti...
Sable ape property
  09/20/20
I went with the USB one
Abnormal bright kitchen love of her life
  09/20/20
What’s brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre
overrated marketing idea trailer park
  09/20/20
Idgi EDIT: finally get it... funnier than i expected. ...
Cerise messiness
  09/20/20
"you"
pungent forum skinny woman
  09/20/20
What do you call a pizza that has a lot of meat on it? A ME...
Indecent location
  09/20/20
...
Indecent location
  09/20/20
gold
orange startled rigor crackhouse
  09/21/20
just wait for a please respond or youre done here
Alcoholic topaz piazza headpube
  09/20/20
“A priest and a rabbi see a 10 year old boy. Haha&rdqu...
Cerise messiness
  09/20/20
"Women's rights."
Slate Arousing Associate
  09/20/20
19rh Amendment haha
Cerise messiness
  09/20/20
...
Mind-boggling purple state
  09/20/20
yeah you
Cracking School Cafeteria
  09/20/20
Tell her "the joke is in my pants."
insane bateful son of senegal
  09/20/20
Lol
Indecent location
  09/20/20
she laughed at the USB one above and sent me her number
Abnormal bright kitchen love of her life
  09/20/20
Perfect, now send her the *booming Daniel Day Lewis voice* &...
Crusty Field Jew
  09/20/20
...
dashing walnut abode jewess
  09/20/20
Never interact with her again.
Vibrant Rose Striped Hyena
  09/20/20
why are you so eager to be a dancing monkey
talking indian lodge
  09/20/20
...
Vibrant Rose Striped Hyena
  09/20/20
we are all dancing monkeys. some dancing monkeys have sex, t...
Slate Arousing Associate
  09/20/20
pic of app chick?
Mischievous clown
  09/20/20
What's the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot? M...
Adventurous French Menage
  09/20/20
go on a rant about how you got banned from gamefaqs AGAIN an...
sticky 180 windowlicker
  09/20/20
...
Mischievous clown
  09/20/20
OP should actually do this though and post screens for board...
talking indian lodge
  09/20/20
...
sickened hyperventilating stain
  09/20/20
The only joke here is how McConnell is so brazenly violating...
Motley Costumed Office
  09/20/20
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Contagious deep theater stage azn
  09/20/20
...
sickened hyperventilating stain
  09/21/20
how many jews can you fit in a Volvo?
Vigorous Brass Round Eye Wagecucks
  09/20/20


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Date: September 20th, 2020 7:30 PM
Author: Abnormal bright kitchen love of her life

I normally say fuck it when asked to jump through these hoops, but this one is hot as shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956017)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 7:30 PM
Author: lemon meetinghouse jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956021)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 7:30 PM
Author: Soggy soul-stirring lodge

just respond with a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956022)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 7:32 PM
Author: Abnormal bright kitchen love of her life

I'm not the dick pic type of guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956032)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 9:25 PM
Author: gold alpha goyim

eggplant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956500)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 7:32 PM
Author: Sable ape property

why was tigger looking in the toilet? he was trying to find Pooh

where do fish keep their money? in the riverbank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956033)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 7:33 PM
Author: Abnormal bright kitchen love of her life

maybe I'll use that second one. I want lame but funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956039)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 7:34 PM
Author: Sable ape property

gl let me know how it goes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956045)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 7:34 PM
Author: passionate ruddy area

times new roman and ab garamond walk into a bar.

the bartender yells "get the fuck out of here, we don't serve your type."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956042)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 9:26 PM
Author: Odious hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956508)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 9:34 PM
Author: learning disabled hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956548)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 7:34 PM
Author: Contagious deep theater stage azn

If you actually respond with a joke you’ll never see her vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956044)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 9:15 PM
Author: Adventurous French Menage

even if you tell a vagina joke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956450)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 7:36 PM
Author: Abnormal bright kitchen love of her life

help me choose one:

Why was the stadium so cold?

Because there were a lot of fans.

What do you call a bee that was born is the United States?

A USB.

What kind of music is a balloon scared of?

Pop music.

Why are math books always sad?

Because they are filled with problems.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956056)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 7:37 PM
Author: Sable ape property

they’re all wonderful. you’ll be slamming her tight hole in no time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956068)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 7:47 PM
Author: Abnormal bright kitchen love of her life

I went with the USB one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956115)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 7:46 PM
Author: overrated marketing idea trailer park

What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956112)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 8:17 PM
Author: Cerise messiness

Idgi

EDIT: finally get it... funnier than i expected.

Reminds me of “What do you call a black guy that flies planes? A pilot you fucking racist”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956221)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 7:47 PM
Author: pungent forum skinny woman

"you"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956116)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 8:10 PM
Author: Indecent location

What do you call a pizza that has a lot of meat on it? A MEATzza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956201)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 8:15 PM
Author: Indecent location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956212)



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Date: September 21st, 2020 7:04 AM
Author: orange startled rigor crackhouse

gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40957910)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 8:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic topaz piazza headpube

just wait for a please respond or youre done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956208)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 8:16 PM
Author: Cerise messiness

“A priest and a rabbi see a 10 year old boy. Haha”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956217)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 8:18 PM
Author: Slate Arousing Associate

"Women's rights."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956224)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 8:23 PM
Author: Cerise messiness

19rh Amendment haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956238)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 8:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling purple state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956306)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 8:30 PM
Author: Cracking School Cafeteria

yeah you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956262)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 8:33 PM
Author: insane bateful son of senegal

Tell her "the joke is in my pants."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956271)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: Indecent location

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956563)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 8:34 PM
Author: Abnormal bright kitchen love of her life

she laughed at the USB one above and sent me her number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956277)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 8:49 PM
Author: Crusty Field Jew

Perfect, now send her the *booming Daniel Day Lewis voice* "I'm an anal man, ladies and gentlemen" thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956344)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 11:27 PM
Author: dashing walnut abode jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40957108)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: Vibrant Rose Striped Hyena

Never interact with her again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956407)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: talking indian lodge

why are you so eager to be a dancing monkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956410)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: Vibrant Rose Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956412)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 9:05 PM
Author: Slate Arousing Associate

we are all dancing monkeys. some dancing monkeys have sex, the vast majority do not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956420)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 9:09 PM
Author: Mischievous clown

pic of app chick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956435)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 9:15 PM
Author: Adventurous French Menage

What's the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?

Men actually care about finding a golf ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956452)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 9:16 PM
Author: sticky 180 windowlicker

go on a rant about how you got banned from gamefaqs AGAIN and how its SUCH A FUCKING JOKE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956455)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 9:31 PM
Author: Mischievous clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956530)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 9:31 PM
Author: talking indian lodge

OP should actually do this though and post screens for board content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956532)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 9:31 PM
Author: sickened hyperventilating stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40956533)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 11:15 PM
Author: Motley Costumed Office

The only joke here is how McConnell is so brazenly violating his own precedent -- the pure hypocrisy in calling it the Biden Rule! When Biden had simply MENTIONED it briefly in a speech when a nominee wasn't even pending -- and 230 years of constitutional norms while blormpf chows down on another big Mac and

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40957027)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 11:44 PM
Author: Contagious deep theater stage azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40957200)



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Date: September 21st, 2020 12:01 AM
Author: sickened hyperventilating stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40957256)



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Date: September 20th, 2020 11:48 PM
Author: Vigorous Brass Round Eye Wagecucks

how many jews can you fit in a Volvo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4629349&forum_id=2#40957210)