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If you covered Jerry Rice in an nfl game, could you hold him under 50 yards?

At Jerry's current age. You have to cover him man on man.
Candy Ride
  10/17/20
Easily Only on the first drive though
Group Economics
  10/17/20
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Hombre MMMXII
  10/18/20
Literally no poaster could do this at any point in their liv...
dirte
  10/17/20
...
shivering erotic king banana
  10/17/20
Richard Sherman poastd here circa 2009
Group Economics
  10/17/20
He is 58.
Candy Ride
  10/17/20
He’s not playing in an NFL game, but my statement stil...
dirte
  10/17/20
...
boomerboat
  10/17/20
...
'''"''"'''""
  10/17/20
I was a shutdown corner in HS and Jerry Rice in his 60s woul...
Rudolph
  10/17/20
Same
dirte
  10/17/20
...
Hombre MMMXII
  10/18/20
uh, no?
bathhouse barry
  10/17/20
absolutely if we play with the rules when he was in the nfl ...
I am thinking of aurochs and angels
  10/17/20
LOL. You're not hitting anything but replay on Cuties, baldm...
.,,,,,.,.,.,.,..:..:..,..,:.::..,,.;:...
  10/17/20
Lmao
An 8-INT Orc AA'ing their way into mage school
  10/17/20
depends on who is qb and how much respect i have to give to ...
slimp
  10/17/20
this is a picture of him in 2016. i edit my answer to fuck n...
I am thinking of aurochs and angels
  10/17/20
That's 4 years ago.
Candy Ride
  10/17/20
Not for one play. Edit: Oh, at his current age. Maybe if...
Orange Team Bad
  10/17/20
...
Candy Ride
  10/17/20
Zero chance and it's got nothing to do with speed.
Unemployed astronaut considering suicide
  10/17/20
Man he could probably get a few slant route catches right no...
(insert zeitgeist here)
  10/17/20
jerry brown was just as good
Rapping Boomer IS Baby Chomsky!
  10/17/20
Only possibility is if you fouled him every time and even th...
PrestigeWhore
  10/17/20
500 maybe? Otherwise would have to break his legs.
ptbarnum
  10/17/20
I have no idea. He’s an ex football player so he may ...
Cock McStuffins
  10/17/20
He half assed a 40 earlier this year. Looks to be in decent ...
Unemployed astronaut considering suicide
  10/17/20
Do I get safety help in this hypothetical? Because he&rsquo...
Cock McStuffins
  10/17/20
Yeah, you can tell mid way through he's still got some wheel...
Unemployed astronaut considering suicide
  10/17/20
You represented bank of america in a foreclosure, and you ar...
Candy Ride
  10/17/20
We can still maek it!
Unemployed astronaut considering suicide
  10/17/20
That’s the spirit! Go get him, Goldstein!
Cock McStuffins
  10/17/20
Solid pun
Joseph Robinette Biden Jr., the 47th POTUS
  10/18/20
I ran a 100 about 4-5 yrs ago against WillIe Gault who was a...
There's always a link in ?
  10/17/20
Lmao if I can jam him on the line with absolutely no ref ove...
Hegemon
  10/17/20
You couldn’t jam or handle him at the line. I have a p...
There's always a link in ?
  10/17/20
I watched the video of Jerry running that 40, I'm damn sure ...
Hegemon
  10/17/20
You couldn't
Unemployed astronaut considering suicide
  10/17/20
you are coping and projecting your own lack of athleticism o...
Hegemon
  10/18/20
I'm just pointing out that Rice even at 60 would mercilessly...
Unemployed astronaut considering suicide
  10/18/20
stop assuming everyone here is as old or as poor an athlete ...
Hegemon
  10/18/20
No way because he’s still in decent shape. I’m d...
,,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.../.,,
  10/17/20
College defensive back here: no chance
,.,.,.,.,.,. .,.,. ,.,.,. ., ,.,., .,,.,.
  10/17/20
id just punch him in the face
Non sequitur
  10/17/20
I think I could hold him every play. Nothing says I cant giv...
TRUMP TEAM SIX
  10/17/20
Nothing in the rule book says you can't have a Golden Retrie...
dirte
  10/18/20
depends on who the quarterback is
P0astradamus
  10/17/20
Lol not even if I PI'ed him every down
gibberish
  10/18/20
I could not even hold him to 50 yards per play
embedded racism
  10/18/20


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Date: October 17th, 2020 5:59 PM
Author: Candy Ride

At Jerry's current age. You have to cover him man on man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41132541)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 6:04 PM
Author: Group Economics (dey/dem)

Easily

Only on the first drive though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41132566)



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Date: October 18th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Hombre MMMXII (❄️)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41136468)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 6:06 PM
Author: dirte

Literally no poaster could do this at any point in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41132579)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 6:09 PM
Author: shivering erotic king banana



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41132598)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 6:10 PM
Author: Group Economics (dey/dem)

Richard Sherman poastd here circa 2009

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41132601)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 6:19 PM
Author: Candy Ride

He is 58.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41132654)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 6:28 PM
Author: dirte

He’s not playing in an NFL game, but my statement still stands at his current age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41132699)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 8:53 PM
Author: boomerboat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41133381)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 8:55 PM
Author: '''"''"'''""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41133385)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Rudolph

I was a shutdown corner in HS and Jerry Rice in his 60s would have schooled me all day long even at my peak ability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41133645)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 10:42 PM
Author: dirte

Same



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41133893)



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Date: October 18th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Hombre MMMXII (❄️)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41136467)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 6:06 PM
Author: bathhouse barry

uh, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41132583)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 6:07 PM
Author: I am thinking of aurochs and angels

absolutely if we play with the rules when he was in the nfl that you can hit him once within 5 yards. assume a 7 mississippi count until the qb has to throw the ball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41132590)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 8:05 PM
Author: .,,,,,.,.,.,.,..:..:..,..,:.::..,,.;:...


LOL. You're not hitting anything but replay on Cuties, baldmo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41133166)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 6:09 PM
Author: An 8-INT Orc AA'ing their way into mage school

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41132593)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 6:09 PM
Author: slimp

depends on who is qb and how much respect i have to give to the run game. don’t see why not though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41132594)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 6:10 PM
Author: I am thinking of aurochs and angels

this is a picture of him in 2016. i edit my answer to fuck no.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Rice#/media/File:Jerry_Rice_2016_Pro_Bowl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41132600)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 6:19 PM
Author: Candy Ride

That's 4 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41132652)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 6:16 PM
Author: Orange Team Bad

Not for one play.

Edit: Oh, at his current age. Maybe if we were playing in a 40-yard backyard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41132630)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 8:04 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41133155)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 8:45 PM
Author: Unemployed astronaut considering suicide

Zero chance and it's got nothing to do with speed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41133335)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: (insert zeitgeist here)

Man he could probably get a few slant route catches right now in the league. He is almost autistically obsessed with fitness and great technique (which he had) doesn’t deteriorate as much with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41133346)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 8:50 PM
Author: Rapping Boomer IS Baby Chomsky!

jerry brown was just as good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41133363)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 8:53 PM
Author: PrestigeWhore (common hydroxychloroquine side effects may include hair loss)

Only possibility is if you fouled him every time and even then I think he’d avoid it easily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41133378)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 9:24 PM
Author: ptbarnum

500 maybe? Otherwise would have to break his legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41133521)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 9:26 PM
Author: Cock McStuffins

I have no idea. He’s an ex football player so he may have trouble walking. That’s about my only chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41133533)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: Unemployed astronaut considering suicide

He half assed a 40 earlier this year. Looks to be in decent shape for pushing 60.

https://mobile.twitter.com/NFL/status/1234264846709018629



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41133540)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 9:31 PM
Author: Cock McStuffins

Do I get safety help in this hypothetical?

Because he’s still a lot faster than me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41133550)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 9:33 PM
Author: Unemployed astronaut considering suicide

Yeah, you can tell mid way through he's still got some wheels. He'd destroy me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41133561)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: Candy Ride

You represented bank of america in a foreclosure, and you are selling yourself short now? Get in the game!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41133586)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 9:46 PM
Author: Unemployed astronaut considering suicide

We can still maek it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41133617)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 9:47 PM
Author: Cock McStuffins

That’s the spirit! Go get him, Goldstein!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41133619)



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Date: October 18th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: Joseph Robinette Biden Jr., the 47th POTUS

Solid pun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41136377)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: There's always a link in ?

I ran a 100 about 4-5 yrs ago against WillIe Gault who was already in his 50’s at the time and got smoked solidly. No way I could back pedal cover any of his route running, let alone even deal with the physicality in the first 5 yards.

Jerry Rice isn’t as fast, but people here who never played CB have no appreciation for how impossible it would be to try and blanket someone with top tier route running + separation moves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41133582)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: Hegemon

Lmao if I can jam him on the line with absolutely no ref oversight then I could hold him under 25 yards at his current age. Otherwise, I give it a 30% chance because I'm short.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41133592)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 9:43 PM
Author: There's always a link in ?

You couldn’t jam or handle him at the line. I have a pic with Ahmad Rashad who is old af and the dude is still JACKED. Guys like that can hand slap you out of the way off the line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41133599)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 10:11 PM
Author: Hegemon

I watched the video of Jerry running that 40, I'm damn sure I can. I'm about 190 rn at about 11% bodyfat and spend most of my free time working out or doing MMA -- I can damn sure handle him at the line.

Biggest problem is he could literally stand still and reach over me to get catches -- he's 6'2 and I'm 5'9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41133736)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 10:31 PM
Author: Unemployed astronaut considering suicide

You couldn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41133837)



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Date: October 18th, 2020 2:59 PM
Author: Hegemon

you are coping and projecting your own lack of athleticism onto me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41136460)



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Date: October 18th, 2020 4:09 PM
Author: Unemployed astronaut considering suicide

I'm just pointing out that Rice even at 60 would mercilessly fuck you in your boihole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41136761)



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Date: October 18th, 2020 10:35 PM
Author: Hegemon

stop assuming everyone here is as old or as poor an athlete as you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41138790)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 9:43 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.../.,,


No way because he’s still in decent shape. I’m definitely faster than him but I’ve never played organized football in my life

That said, I would beat Charles Barkley 11-0 in a game of 1 on 1. I would cook his fat ass. Ex half of fame athletes aren’t all invincible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41133602)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 9:47 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,. .,.,. ,.,.,. ., ,.,., .,,.,.

College defensive back here: no chance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41133618)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 9:51 PM
Author: Non sequitur

id just punch him in the face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41133641)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 10:13 PM
Author: TRUMP TEAM SIX

I think I could hold him every play. Nothing says I cant give up 500 yards in penalties!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41133743)



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Date: October 18th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: dirte

Nothing in the rule book says you can't have a Golden Retriever bite him in the nuts on the first play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41136494)



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Date: October 17th, 2020 10:36 PM
Author: P0astradamus

depends on who the quarterback is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41133864)



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Date: October 18th, 2020 2:39 PM
Author: gibberish

Lol not even if I PI'ed him every down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41136380)



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Date: October 18th, 2020 10:38 PM
Author: embedded racism

I could not even hold him to 50 yards per play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4653990&forum_id=2#41138820)