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Rate this $2.1 million NJ McMansion and it’s interior style

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Rivers-Edge-Dr-Colts-Ne...
Obese Turtle
  11/21/20
Colts Neck is for people who left Staten Island 5 minutes ag...
Upset Jew
  11/22/20
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Obese Turtle
  11/21/20
180. grew up with lots of friends with homes like these
geno
  11/21/20
thats the most tmf thing ive ever seen
queensbridge benzo
  11/21/20
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dirte
  11/22/20
Are they trying to sell the home at a loss or something?
,.,..,,.,...,.,.,,.,..,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.
  11/21/20
I bet it's all particle board and cheap crap under the fake ...
evan39
  11/21/20
It’s very rich and fancy. These people are 180
geno
  11/21/20
The decor is horrifying. And I say that as a fag who doesn't...
evan39
  11/21/20
180
geno
  11/21/20
which is to say you care more than 95% of guys
FUCK LIBS
  11/22/20
180
dirte
  11/22/20
I dont think it is. I was actually thinking the construction...
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  11/21/20
And yet there's no stone on the rear exterior.
~~(> ' ' )>
  11/22/20
lol wtf
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  11/21/20
Hi, Santa!
'"'"'"''"
  11/21/20
https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/4a5d204cb96b0ca701c0fbd4f...
evan39
  11/21/20
There are few pictures that make me audibly go "Jesus&q...
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  11/21/20
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Hombre MMMXII
  11/21/20
Remember the real reason for the season.
Obese Turtle
  11/21/20
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dirte
  11/22/20
"Before we list your home for $2.1m, I'd like to have s...
'"'"'"''"
  11/21/20
...
..,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,....,,,,..,.,.,.,
  11/22/20
It was owned by this 180 bro, pillar of the community, self ...
wait till biggus dickus hears of this
  11/21/20
This country used to have real men.
Obese Turtle
  11/21/20
who arbitrarily rigged the game for each other by discrimina...
........,.,.,.,,,,,,,.....,
  11/22/20
His home gym is 965487443
Obese Turtle
  11/21/20
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Obese Turtle
  11/21/20
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Obese Turtle
  11/22/20
That interior is bizarre. Doesn't even look real I kinda ...
Gloostick (Scat enthusiast)
  11/22/20
Jersey Italians are 180.
Upset Jew
  11/22/20
Exterior = AMAZING Interior = Literally L.M.A.O.
dirte
  11/22/20
You can see the interior in the cover photo, and it is lol.
Obese Turtle
  11/22/20
The exterior is bad. For instance, it has fake brick quoi...
~~(> ' ' )>
  11/22/20
Holy fuck, this house has the worst fucking interior I've ev...
Hegemon
  11/22/20
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harold lauder
  11/22/20
People ITT are MAF they don’t have homes decorated lik...
Upset Jew
  11/22/20
JFC
~~(> ' ' )>
  11/22/20
Real talk, I want a dining table with chairs like that. Look...
.......,,,,,,,.....,,,,,,,......,
  11/22/20
These chairs? https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/cb1ee8dd...
~~(> ' ' )>
  11/23/20
What is this room? https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/079...
~~(> ' ' )>
  11/22/20
Hall of Heroes
Obese Turtle
  11/23/20
Uncle Dale, cut down in battle, posed for his final photo ...
~~(> ' ' )>
  11/23/20
i had a municipal case there--helping a friend of a friend's...
tedbeckersted
  11/22/20
Imagine describing your vision to the contractor. https:/...
~~(> ' ' )>
  11/23/20
homes in Bangkok are more expensive :(
TRUMP TEAM SIX
  11/23/20
I rate it as ready for Real Housewives of New Jersey
...,.,.,.,.,,.,.
  11/23/20
Burst out laughing when the first interior picture came out ...
cannon
  11/23/20


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Date: November 21st, 2020 5:54 PM
Author: Obese Turtle (flailing in the hot sun)

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Rivers-Edge-Dr-Colts-Neck-NJ-07722/39230937_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41411626)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 3:38 PM
Author: Upset Jew

Colts Neck is for people who left Staten Island 5 minutes ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41416054)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: Obese Turtle (flailing in the hot sun)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41411825)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: geno (fonzie)

180. grew up with lots of friends with homes like these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41411854)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 6:27 PM
Author: queensbridge benzo

thats the most tmf thing ive ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41411871)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: dirte



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41416056)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 6:27 PM
Author: ,.,..,,.,...,.,.,,.,..,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.


Are they trying to sell the home at a loss or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41411872)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 6:28 PM
Author: evan39

I bet it's all particle board and cheap crap under the fake "stone" exterior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41411883)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 6:29 PM
Author: geno (fonzie)

It’s very rich and fancy. These people are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41411894)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 6:30 PM
Author: evan39

The decor is horrifying. And I say that as a fag who doesn't really care about decor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41411903)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 6:31 PM
Author: geno (fonzie)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41411908)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 3:31 PM
Author: FUCK LIBS

which is to say you care more than 95% of guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41416016)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: dirte

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41416058)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 6:33 PM
Author: ...........,........,,,,,,,,.,,,,


I dont think it is. I was actually thinking the construction on this thing must be solid. This was created by a person for whom money was no object. They wanted what they wanted and they went for it. It's weird but I kind of respect it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41411934)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 4:14 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

And yet there's no stone on the rear exterior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41416178)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 6:32 PM
Author: ,,.,.,,,,,.,...,.........,,,,,,,,,.,...,::::.,,.,.


lol wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41411924)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 6:32 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"

Hi, Santa!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41411931)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 6:33 PM
Author: evan39

https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/4a5d204cb96b0ca701c0fbd4fd4b53b9-uncropped_scaled_within_1344_1008.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41411936)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 6:33 PM
Author: ....,..,.,.,..,..

There are few pictures that make me audibly go "Jesus" but that first interior shot does it and then it gets worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41411937)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 6:35 PM
Author: Hombre MMMXII (❄️XO Hunter Biden❄️)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41411957)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: Obese Turtle (flailing in the hot sun)

Remember the real reason for the season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41411994)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: dirte



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41416073)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 6:34 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"

"Before we list your home for $2.1m, I'd like to have someone rearrange some of your... furnishings... and professionally stage the property. Would that be alright?"

"Don't touch my fucking statues."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41411952)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 3:29 PM
Author: ..,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,.,....,,,,..,.,.,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41416001)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 6:34 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

It was owned by this 180 bro, pillar of the community, self made man with a large and loving family, active in his church

https://www.tapinto.net/towns/middletown/articles/john-m-grabowski-sr-85-beloved-colts-neck-resident-passes

I rate it 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41411953)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 6:41 PM
Author: Obese Turtle (flailing in the hot sun)

This country used to have real men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41412004)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 3:59 PM
Author: ........,.,.,.,,,,,,,.....,


who arbitrarily rigged the game for each other by discriminating against women and minorities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41416128)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 6:44 PM
Author: Obese Turtle (flailing in the hot sun)

His home gym is 965487443

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41412024)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 8:27 PM
Author: Obese Turtle (flailing in the hot sun)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41412509)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 3:27 PM
Author: Obese Turtle (flailing in the hot sun)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41415994)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 3:34 PM
Author: Gloostick (Scat enthusiast)

That interior is bizarre. Doesn't even look real

I kinda like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41416034)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Upset Jew

Jersey Italians are 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41416059)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: dirte

Exterior = AMAZING

Interior = Literally L.M.A.O.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41416069)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: Obese Turtle (flailing in the hot sun)

You can see the interior in the cover photo, and it is lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41416149)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

The exterior is bad.

For instance, it has fake brick quoins, those blocky shapes on the corners. That's multiple levels of silly.

https://files.catbox.moe/ydrj3v.gif

They were originally intended to add strength to corners when weaker materials were used for the walls. Those weaker materials were sometimes brick.

So that house has a non-functional quoins made out of a faux version of a material quoins often replaced.

That's kooky, man. Kooky.

It's an aesthetic choice that mocks its origin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41416300)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: Hegemon

Holy fuck, this house has the worst fucking interior I've ever seen in my life, who in God's name decided it was a good idea to post pictures of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41416070)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 4:08 PM
Author: harold lauder (Based Rylanor)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41416150)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Upset Jew

People ITT are MAF they don’t have homes decorated like an Atlantic City casino.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41416079)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 4:13 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41416172)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: .......,,,,,,,.....,,,,,,,......,


Real talk, I want a dining table with chairs like that. Looks comfortable and good for reading.

But yeah, holy shit, the interior is tacky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41416318)



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Date: November 23rd, 2020 4:22 AM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

These chairs?

https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/cb1ee8ddd1fedf3ea169337a8149e885-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41419576)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 4:44 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

What is this room?

https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/079cd6a0afd840b24c05278d9294bb74-o_a.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41416329)



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Date: November 23rd, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: Obese Turtle (flailing in the hot sun)

Hall of Heroes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41421529)



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Date: November 23rd, 2020 1:49 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

Uncle Dale, cut down in battle, posed for his final photo

https://files.catbox.moe/10tqgy.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41421586)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 4:44 PM
Author: tedbeckersted

i had a municipal case there--helping a friend of a friend's kid--and the judge was SUPER chill there. was the chillest municipal court ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41416331)



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Date: November 23rd, 2020 4:22 AM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

Imagine describing your vision to the contractor.

https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/2d7451fa65fd6dcb95a0343b45a1f3e8-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41419575)



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Date: November 23rd, 2020 4:42 AM
Author: TRUMP TEAM SIX

homes in Bangkok are more expensive :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41419596)



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Date: November 23rd, 2020 1:45 PM
Author: ...,.,.,.,.,,.,.

I rate it as ready for Real Housewives of New Jersey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41421560)



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Date: November 23rd, 2020 1:52 PM
Author: cannon

Burst out laughing when the first interior picture came out of nowhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695436&forum_id=2#41421618)