I am not throwin' away my calls

Hey yo, I make my bets on wall street

'Cept I don't make any money

But I'm not throwin' away my calls

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I gotta bag full of Palantir shares

I probably shouldn't brag, but dag, my tendies don't even care

The problem is I got a lot of brains but no hair

I'm starting to pull em out, with every doubt

It's unfair

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But I'm a diamond in my hands, soon you'll see the plan

Passin' tendy land, my power of grip, you will understand

Only just a mediocre robinhood trader

But the power of reddit is it makes the dummies braver

Every burden, every disadvantage

That I try to manage, I don't have the funds to brandish

Soon I'll walk these streets famished

The plan is to fan this buck into a brick

But damn, it's getting light, so let me say this real quick:

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Just know that P-L-T-R I-S C-O-M-I-N-G for thee

So listen to my words real thoughtfully

Though, shitty Citi shittin' on us so awfully

Essentially, they short it and gawk at me

But soon Magikarp turns around and what'll we see?

A sea of green that you've never ever dared believe

So much we could open up our own dispensary

"Start entering", Karp says in parentheses,

"Don't be shocked when your history book mentions me

I will lay down my life if it spikes the stock

So drop the block, you'll see the ascendancy"

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I am not throwin' away my calls

I am not throwin' away my calls

Hey yo, I make my bets on wall street

'Cept I don't make any money

But I'm not throwin' away my calls

I am not throwin' away my calls

I am not throwin' away my calls

Hey yo, I make my bets on wall street

'Cept I don't make any money

But I'm not throwin' away my calls

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(It's time to buy some shares)

I dream of life like that of gme

Take your gains and dump it back to P

A wonderful, data-driven gov-backed business

This truly is the time and you don't want to miss this!

(Goin' buy some shares)

Yo, you're a Wendy's cashier

And you see all these dummies with no dose of fear

So start joining the rebellion 'cause you know it's your chance

To socially advance, instead of cleanin' the ranch (woo)

(time to buy some shares)

And but we'll never be truly free

Until Pala valuation of 103

You and I do or die

Wait 'til I'm fallin in on a call win

Breakin fifty five and ballin

(Buy another share)

Geniuses, lower your voices

If Shitron finds out then they'll add to the poison

I'm with you, but I don't have money for calls

You've got to be carefully taught

If not, you'll lose it all!

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Hey stupid, check what we got

Magikarp software got Bin Laden on lock

I think your calls look hot

It's time to add to the lot

Let's hatch a plot so we can start proppin up the stock

What are the odds the gods would put us all in one spot

Poppin' a squat on conventional wisdom, like it or not

A bunch of absolutely stupid sorta wealthy individuals?

Give me a position but you better make it visual

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Oh, are we talkin' to loud?

Cramer's gonna get over excited, shoot off at the mouth

It's time to get in your position now

I'm sure Karp will make y'all proud

We just got to beat out the crowd

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I am not throwin' away my calls

I am not throwin' away my calls

Hey yo, I make my bets on wall street

'Cept I don't make any money

But I'm not throwin' away my calls

I am not throwin' away my calls

I am not throwin' away my calls

Hey yo, I make my bets on wall street

'Cept I don't make any money

But I'm not throwin' away my calls

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Everybody sing

Calls, Calls, Calls

Buy more calls, buy more calls, yeah

Let's go

Calls, calls, calls

I said shout it to the rooftops

Buy more calls, buy more calls

Shout it to the rooftops

Yeah

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Rise up

When you're running out of green, you rise up

Tell your brother that he's gotta buy up

Tell your sister she's gotta buy up, buy up

When are these dumb dummies gonna rise up? (Calls, calls, calls)

When are these dumb dummies gonna buy up? (buy more calls)

When are these dumb dummies gonna buy up? (buy more calls)

When are these dumb dummies gonna buy up?

Buy up

I imagine debt so much it feels more like a memory

When's it gonna get me?

On my phone the Pala call ahead of me?

If I see it comin', do I sell or do I let it be?

Is rich being poor but with money?

See, I never thought I'd see a thousand twenties

While watching GME get ten times as many

Ask anybody why we diamond hand, and make demands

We plan to make the cash expand for more tendies

Ask this: is this just a dip or the new movement

Where all the hungriest brothers with something to prove went?

Foes oppose us, we take an honest stand

Fighting their shorts to claim our promised land

And? If we win some yummy tendies

Is that a guarantee for us of future tendies?

Or will the red be bled forever and ever and ever with no discrepancy?

I know the action in the street is excitin'

Between the GME calls and the SPCE crew bitin' but

We need to handle our financial situation

Are we subreddit that can lead the nation?

Karp's past his patiently waitin' he'll be passionately smashin' every expectation

Every action's an act of elation

I'm laughin' in the face of all the shorts and dips

Cuz' soon they'll all be short for the moon trip!

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I am not throwin' away my calls

I am not throwin' away my calls

Hey yo, I'm just like Jimmy Buffet

'Cept I don't make any money

But I'm not throwin' away my calls

I am not throwin' away my calls

I am not throwin' away my calls

Hey yo, I make my bets on wall street

'Cept I don't make any money

But I'm not throwin' away my calls

We're gonna, rise up, rise up

It's time to take a share

Buy up, Buy up

It's time to buy some shares

It's time to buy some shares

Buy up, take a share, share, share

It's time to buy some shares, time to buy some shares

And I am not throwin' away my

Not throwin' away my call!

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