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never stop laughing at Jim Kelly's reserve beer wedding story

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Hideous titillating chapel
  03/15/21
rink?
curious rambunctious preventive strike den
  03/15/21
idk it was a sub in an otherwise throwaway thread. he was a...
Hideous titillating chapel
  03/15/21
Wow! That seems a completely unnecessary way to insult gues...
vigorous area organic girlfriend
  03/15/21
lmao
underhanded base scourge upon the earth
  03/15/21
lol
Trip maroon foreskin sanctuary
  03/15/21
is this gauche? we had this
Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot
  03/15/21
yeah jfc
vigorous area organic girlfriend
  03/15/21
I knew I should've checked w/the gay lawyers online before w...
Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot
  03/15/21
I mean, just doing two types of domestic beer is better than...
vigorous area organic girlfriend
  03/15/21
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apoplectic stain
  10/12/22
LOL anything short of full blown, non-cash bar with anything...
Disgusting soul-stirring dog poop
  03/15/21
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violent ungodly hospital haunted graveyard
  03/15/21
(richy richbags)
Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot
  03/15/21
You can't create two tiers of food or drink offerings for yo...
violent ungodly hospital haunted graveyard
  03/15/21
I know you’re probably flaming, but I’ve been to...
Disgusting soul-stirring dog poop
  03/15/21
It's the sort of thing where it's probably a flame but at th...
violent ungodly hospital haunted graveyard
  03/15/21
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Disgusting soul-stirring dog poop
  03/15/21
lmao 180 I wonder if I have any autistic wedding guests like...
Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot
  03/15/21
this is a completely insane post
bull headed set
  03/15/21
cr but some people just don't know how to relax and enjoy th...
Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot
  03/15/21
Can’t imagine anything more autistic than parsing thro...
Disgusting soul-stirring dog poop
  03/15/21
the lady said "we have x y and z beer but we'll also ge...
Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot
  03/15/21
the craftsmen
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bull headed set
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apoplectic stain
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poors will just buy their own alcohol and hire someone w/ a ...
spruce plaza
  08/01/22
cr get the booze and music right. everything else is subo...
Trip maroon foreskin sanctuary
  03/15/21
I was taught from an early age that the single thing people ...
violent ungodly hospital haunted graveyard
  03/15/21
no real need for true top shelf as long as you're not a comp...
bull headed set
  03/15/21
DJ BUFFET CASH BAR
bull headed set
  03/15/21
You never serve a buffet.
violent ungodly hospital haunted graveyard
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appetizing cerise pit milk
  03/15/21
tbf most of xo 2021 consists of Indians who don't touch alco...
adventurous light black woman
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wonderful bipolar sweet tailpipe jew
  04/28/23
What was the reserve beer?
Brindle blood rage hall
  03/15/21
cq let's bump for JK
Hideous titillating chapel
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Lake harsh native ladyboy
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curious rambunctious preventive strike den
  03/15/21
I wouldn’t know. There was a printed list of the reser...
pearly friendly grandma theater stage
  03/15/21
><><><><NO RESERVE><><&g...
Hideous titillating chapel
  03/15/21
You can’t go cheap when people are traveling. If peopl...
pearly friendly grandma theater stage
  03/15/21
lol I'm sure it was some "craft" brew shit like El...
hilarious hell
  03/15/21
Hilarious that they had multiple kegs and wouldn't share.
aqua theater cumskin
  03/15/21
The reserve list was bottles - there was a whole list printe...
pearly friendly grandma theater stage
  03/15/21
It is the Banquet Beer after all though
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Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot
  03/15/21
LMAO
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  01/13/22
thought this thread was going to be about the QB getting snu...
Know-it-all Gunner Point
  03/15/21
i had cans of tree house at my wedding, back when that meant...
bull headed set
  03/15/21
Still does to craft beer snobs, no? And means nothing to 90%...
Out-of-control school cafeteria masturbator
  03/15/21
i just mean that back then the limits were like 6-12 cans pe...
bull headed set
  03/16/21
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Dashing potus meetinghouse
  03/15/21
how did ht ewedding distinguish between who gets reserve bee...
carmine passionate institution mad cow disease
  03/15/21
chill out man it's still early on the West Coast and JK is j...
Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot
  03/15/21
must have hit the pizza and reserve beer really hard last ni...
carmine passionate institution mad cow disease
  03/15/21
Actually did have Amici’s last night. Second pie was $...
pearly friendly grandma theater stage
  03/15/21
Implanted RFID chip
aqua theater cumskin
  03/15/21
it might work like the amazon go stores where they track y o...
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vigorous area organic girlfriend
  03/15/21
Can’t stop laughing at this. So stupid. So very stupid...
vigorous area organic girlfriend
  03/15/21
Imagine a 6 year old autistic chinese ringbearer: https://te...
Hideous titillating chapel
  03/15/21
There's a special bar behind a velvet rope and a banquet hal...
adventurous light black woman
  03/15/21
did they get damian to be the bouncer?
carmine passionate institution mad cow disease
  03/15/21
underrated)
Disgusting soul-stirring dog poop
  03/15/21
Word was spread and you had to know to ask for it. I don&rsq...
pearly friendly grandma theater stage
  03/15/21
did the guys have cool haircuts?
carmine passionate institution mad cow disease
  03/15/21
they were probably fat neckbreads
hilarious hell
  03/15/21
Is the reserve list done by closeness to the wedding party, ...
underhanded base scourge upon the earth
  03/15/21
were women on the list?
carmine passionate institution mad cow disease
  03/15/21
way more people with IPA tits than actual tits
bull headed set
  03/15/21
I think the former. There were ~150 people there. Law school...
pearly friendly grandma theater stage
  03/15/21
You spent $2k to go to a wedding for one of your wife’...
salmon site
  03/15/21
Yeah, for 2: flights, hotel for 2 nights, airport transit on...
pearly friendly grandma theater stage
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salmon site
  03/16/21
ITT: AJIP outs himself as being Jewish
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Zippy station elastic band
  03/15/21
honestly. this is insane. imagine going to a wedding and rel...
appetizing cerise pit milk
  03/15/21
he's 100% done here
bull headed set
  03/15/21
see when I talk about xoers have no clue how normal American...
Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot
  03/15/21
normal americans don't hold back "fancy" beers for...
bull headed set
  03/15/21
hypothet: you're 23 and touring a wedding venue. the lady s...
Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot
  03/15/21
of course you don't need every brand available. you don't e...
bull headed set
  03/15/21
just do open bar domestic beer and wine, one red one white. ...
vigorous area organic girlfriend
  03/15/21
give them liquor too you cheap fuck. or just have a smaller...
Zippy station elastic band
  03/15/21
They could BUY liquor if they wanted. That was an option. ...
vigorous area organic girlfriend
  03/15/21
that's exactly what we did except there was also a case of &...
Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot
  03/15/21
Lol yeah people here go bananas over stuff. They poast abou...
vigorous area organic girlfriend
  03/15/21
*AJIP groomsman pouring his blue moon into my coors light bo...
Hideous titillating chapel
  03/15/21
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Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot
  03/15/21
This is retarded. There’s no “reserve list&rdqu...
Disgusting soul-stirring dog poop
  03/15/21
*hugs it out*
Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot
  03/15/21
Forget about the hugs how about you two muzzle each others p...
violent ungodly hospital haunted graveyard
  03/15/21
*muzzles pisspiddles*
Disgusting soul-stirring dog poop
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territorial mauve voyeur
  08/01/22
How long into the reception until all the guests knew about ...
adventurous light black woman
  03/15/21
Less. Within the first five minutes. How utterly Gauche
vigorous area organic girlfriend
  03/15/21
We were at one of the last tables called to the buffet line ...
pearly friendly grandma theater stage
  03/15/21
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Trip maroon foreskin sanctuary
  03/15/21
A Jurisprudence is Performed taps the mic, announces that 3 ...
Hideous titillating chapel
  03/15/21
(guy who is working his way towards the Coors Light line)
Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot
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bull headed set
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pink public bath dingle berry
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great thread everybody
cracking flickering stock car space
  03/15/21
bumping for J_K I took a bullet for u in this one buddy
Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot
  03/15/21
*Tosses you a reserve beer* The distinguishing characteri...
pearly friendly grandma theater stage
  03/15/21
is this like an ethnic thing? never heard of this
Garnet offensive piazza
  03/15/21
Bride and groom were Asian but I put this out there as a dat...
pearly friendly grandma theater stage
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AJiP fuming through nostrils into his sharkfin soup
Hideous titillating chapel
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Pontificating brunch hunting ground
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Groom desperately trying to please his discerning brewpub br...
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vigorous area organic girlfriend
  03/15/21
Fair chance. We learned that the groom is a “beer guy&...
pearly friendly grandma theater stage
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bull headed set
  03/16/21
I told this to someone now and they said they never heard of...
vigorous area organic girlfriend
  03/15/21
Captive audience. We were already there. It was such a poor ...
pearly friendly grandma theater stage
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pink public bath dingle berry
  01/11/22
such a terrible thread for AJIP who could have just remained...
Hideous titillating chapel
  01/13/22
There are alot of shitty weddings because the wedding indust...
orange trailer park
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Date: March 15th, 2021 7:41 AM
Author: Hideous titillating chapel



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Date: March 15th, 2021 7:46 AM
Author: curious rambunctious preventive strike den

rink?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42106127)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 7:51 AM
Author: Hideous titillating chapel

idk it was a sub in an otherwise throwaway thread. he was a guest at a wedding but the groom did not place him on the reserve beer list so he had to drink coors or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42106138)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 9:58 AM
Author: vigorous area organic girlfriend

Wow! That seems a completely unnecessary way to insult guests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42106515)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:00 AM
Author: underhanded base scourge upon the earth

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42106534)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:03 AM
Author: Trip maroon foreskin sanctuary

lol

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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:03 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot

is this gauche? we had this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42106556)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:18 AM
Author: vigorous area organic girlfriend

yeah jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42106620)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:28 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot

I knew I should've checked w/the gay lawyers online before wedding planning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42106655)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:34 AM
Author: vigorous area organic girlfriend

I mean, just doing two types of domestic beer is better than having every single person know they are either Really Important to the family or Just So-So Important.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42106668)



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Date: October 12th, 2022 11:33 AM
Author: apoplectic stain



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:37 AM
Author: Disgusting soul-stirring dog poop

LOL anything short of full blown, non-cash bar with anything you want for all guests is gauche as fuck. LOL at the proles on this site. This is so XO 2021z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42106679)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:38 AM
Author: violent ungodly hospital haunted graveyard



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:40 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot

(richy richbags)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42106698)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: violent ungodly hospital haunted graveyard

You can't create two tiers of food or drink offerings for your guests. If you're unable to do it properly for the lot of them then downgrade what you're serving -- perhaps move from a Lagavulin 12 limited to a Lagavulin 16, for example.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42106707)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: Disgusting soul-stirring dog poop

I know you’re probably flaming, but I’ve been to weddings of relatives who were legit poor who didn’t skimp on the alcohol. I’ve heard of folks who had specialty wines for the wedding party (still cheap as fuck to do this, mind you, and reflects poorly) but have never seen a reserve beer list. It’s not about wealth — it’s about being a cheap fuck. JFC how much extra would it cost to allow everyone to drink the same beer, a few hundred bucks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42106716)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: violent ungodly hospital haunted graveyard

It's the sort of thing where it's probably a flame but at the same time it almost certainly happens every day is an etiquetteless America, sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42106724)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:47 AM
Author: Disgusting soul-stirring dog poop



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:27 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot

lmao 180 I wonder if I have any autistic wedding guests like urself still stewing about this perceived slight years later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42106996)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: bull headed set

this is a completely insane post

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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot

cr but some people just don't know how to relax and enjoy themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42107026)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 12:39 PM
Author: Disgusting soul-stirring dog poop

Can’t imagine anything more autistic than parsing through a list of wedding guests and figuring out who gets the $8.99 beer and who gets the $4.99 beer.

LOL at someone with a reserve beer list being concerned about whether their guests can relax and enjoy themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42107474)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 12:56 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot

the lady said "we have x y and z beer but we'll also get a case of whatever you want for you & the groomsmen."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42107607)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 12:57 PM
Author: underhanded base scourge upon the earth

the craftsmen

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Date: March 15th, 2021 1:04 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot



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Date: March 15th, 2021 1:18 PM
Author: bull headed set



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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:13 PM
Author: chrome bawdyhouse



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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:42 PM
Author: Deranged Love Of Her Life



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Date: March 16th, 2021 12:23 AM
Author: Pontificating brunch hunting ground



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Date: May 3rd, 2021 1:34 PM
Author: Hideous titillating chapel



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Date: January 11th, 2022 2:22 PM
Author: Sapphire digit ratio



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Date: January 13th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: dark razzle stag film personal credit line



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Date: April 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: apoplectic stain



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Date: August 1st, 2022 11:10 AM
Author: spruce plaza

poors will just buy their own alcohol and hire someone w/ a server's license. you can easily provide a decent bar setup for not that much money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#44946577)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: Trip maroon foreskin sanctuary

cr

get the booze and music right. everything else is subordinate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42106708)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:43 AM
Author: violent ungodly hospital haunted graveyard

I was taught from an early age that the single thing people will remember from your events is the quality of your bar. It shall be open and it shall be top shelf and almost nothing else will matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42106711)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 3:29 PM
Author: bull headed set

no real need for true top shelf as long as you're not a complete cheapskate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42108603)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:29 AM
Author: bull headed set

DJ

BUFFET

CASH BAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42107012)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: violent ungodly hospital haunted graveyard

You never serve a buffet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42107020)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 3:32 PM
Author: appetizing cerise pit milk



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Date: March 15th, 2021 12:51 PM
Author: adventurous light black woman

tbf most of xo 2021 consists of Indians who don't touch alcohol and Asians who are bright red and stumbling after one can of torpedo. this stuff is foreign to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42107577)



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Date: April 28th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: wonderful bipolar sweet tailpipe jew



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:09 AM
Author: Brindle blood rage hall

What was the reserve beer?

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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:10 AM
Author: Hideous titillating chapel

cq

let's bump for JK

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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:10 AM
Author: Lake harsh native ladyboy



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: appetizing cerise pit milk



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:14 AM
Author: mint crackhouse



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:17 AM
Author: bull headed set



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:24 AM
Author: Lavender Boyish State Lettuce



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:35 AM
Author: Trip maroon foreskin sanctuary



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:40 AM
Author: shaky electric wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42106699)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 12:41 PM
Author: curious rambunctious preventive strike den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42107489)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 6:08 PM
Author: pearly friendly grandma theater stage

I wouldn’t know. There was a printed list of the reserve beers. I didn’t get to see it.

The whole thing pisses me off. $2k for travel and gift and they ran low on food and I didn’t get the reserve beer.

Special bottle of scotch for the groomsmen, special champagne for the couple and their parents - totally cool. But to have certain people on the reserve beer list while the rest of us have whatever after people took days out of their lives and spent $ to be there is just insulting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42109495)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 6:20 PM
Author: Hideous titillating chapel

><><><><NO RESERVE><><><><

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42109572)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 6:23 PM
Author: pearly friendly grandma theater stage

You can’t go cheap when people are traveling. If people don’t have money or are really young and paying themselves, then everyone understands but this was not the case here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42109585)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: hilarious hell

lol I'm sure it was some "craft" brew shit like Elvis' Hair Wax Unfiltered Double IPA by Desert Fox Brewing Company

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42110125)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 7:39 PM
Author: aqua theater cumskin

Hilarious that they had multiple kegs and wouldn't share.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42110061)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: pearly friendly grandma theater stage

The reserve list was bottles - there was a whole list printed up with names and descriptions, like at a beer bar. I saw some of the in bros looking it. It’s been 10 years but maybe 10-12 different beers on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42111025)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:30 AM
Author: flesh old irish cottage pervert

It is the Banquet Beer after all though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42106660)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42106694)



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Date: January 13th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: Lime sick kitchen trump supporter

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#43779316)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: Know-it-all Gunner Point

thought this thread was going to be about the QB getting snubbed at a wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42106685)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:40 AM
Author: bull headed set

i had cans of tree house at my wedding, back when that meant something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42106697)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:41 PM
Author: Out-of-control school cafeteria masturbator

Still does to craft beer snobs, no? And means nothing to 90% of people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42111045)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 12:22 AM
Author: bull headed set

i just mean that back then the limits were like 6-12 cans per person so having multiple cases of julius at my wedding was cool enough that people were instagramming it. now you can spend like $10k in a day at tree house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42111522)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:23 AM
Author: Dashing potus meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42106968)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 12:21 PM
Author: carmine passionate institution mad cow disease

how did ht ewedding distinguish between who gets reserve beer and who doesnt? is there like a bracelet or something? could you swap bracelets? can someone get multiple beers and share with you? so many questions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42107320)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 12:22 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot

chill out man it's still early on the West Coast and JK is jetlagged from spring forward

he'll be here soon to clear things up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42107333)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 12:32 PM
Author: carmine passionate institution mad cow disease

must have hit the pizza and reserve beer really hard last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42107423)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: pearly friendly grandma theater stage

Actually did have Amici’s last night. Second pie was $3.14. Felt like less of a rip-off than usual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42111034)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 12:40 PM
Author: aqua theater cumskin

Implanted RFID chip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42107479)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 12:42 PM
Author: carmine passionate institution mad cow disease

it might work like the amazon go stores where they track y our face via cameras and know what you take without having to checkout. maybe if you reach for a beer that youre not qualified for you get a light electric shock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42107499)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:14 PM
Author: vigorous area organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42110848)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:15 PM
Author: vigorous area organic girlfriend

Can’t stop laughing at this. So stupid. So very stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42110851)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 12:47 PM
Author: Hideous titillating chapel

Imagine a 6 year old autistic chinese ringbearer: https://tenor.com/view/joaquin-phoenix-commodus-gladiator-thumbs-down-gif-12708900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42107544)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 12:52 PM
Author: adventurous light black woman

There's a special bar behind a velvet rope and a banquet hall employee holding a clipboard with the VIP list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42107585)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 1:17 PM
Author: carmine passionate institution mad cow disease

did they get damian to be the bouncer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42107749)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 2:51 PM
Author: Disgusting soul-stirring dog poop

underrated)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42108361)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 6:10 PM
Author: pearly friendly grandma theater stage

Word was spread and you had to know to ask for it. I don’t know details beyond that. The groom and a bunch of guys were enjoying cool beers while the second-tier guests got whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42109509)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 7:51 PM
Author: carmine passionate institution mad cow disease

did the guys have cool haircuts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42110145)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 7:52 PM
Author: hilarious hell

they were probably fat neckbreads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42110151)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 12:43 PM
Author: underhanded base scourge upon the earth

Is the reserve list done by closeness to the wedding party, or by who would most appreciate craft beer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42107510)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 12:45 PM
Author: carmine passionate institution mad cow disease

were women on the list?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42107535)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 3:44 PM
Author: bull headed set

way more people with IPA tits than actual tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42108718)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 6:11 PM
Author: pearly friendly grandma theater stage

I think the former. There were ~150 people there. Law school classmate of my wife’s - not someone I had met before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42109518)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 9:21 PM
Author: salmon site

You spent $2k to go to a wedding for one of your wife’s law school classmates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42110573)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:37 PM
Author: pearly friendly grandma theater stage

Yeah, for 2: flights, hotel for 2 nights, airport transit on both ends, gift, meals while we were there. Was good to see her friends from LS - was just a poorly planned wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42111008)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 12:11 AM
Author: salmon site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42111469)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 12:53 PM
Author: Aromatic Bbw Halford

ITT: AJIP outs himself as being Jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42107588)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 1:15 PM
Author: Zippy station elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42107727)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 3:34 PM
Author: appetizing cerise pit milk

honestly. this is insane. imagine going to a wedding and relegating people into different tiers based on their importance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42108621)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 3:35 PM
Author: bull headed set

he's 100% done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42108627)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 3:37 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot

see when I talk about xoers have no clue how normal Americans act, this thread is a perfect example

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42108651)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 3:38 PM
Author: bull headed set

normal americans don't hold back "fancy" beers for certain guests at their wedding lol, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42108664)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 3:47 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot

hypothet: you're 23 and touring a wedding venue. the lady says "we have x y and z beer but we'll also get a case of whatever you want for you & the groomsmen." you say: (1) OK. (2) absolutely not. We need a full open bar - every brand - of every beer and liquor imaginable. cost is no object. (3) something else (explain your answer).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42108734)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 3:51 PM
Author: bull headed set

of course you don't need every brand available. you don't even need top shelf stuff. the most important thing is honestly just to not run out of anything.

but having some sort of SECRET STASH of shitty IPAs (vs the usual shitty adjunct lagers) for people in the know is LOL. you need to just take this L man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42108773)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 3:52 PM
Author: vigorous area organic girlfriend

just do open bar domestic beer and wine, one red one white. Everybody can drink as much as they want.

I completely insisted on open bar, and these were the only terms within budget. Everyone was happy as far as i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42108781)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:10 PM
Author: Zippy station elastic band

give them liquor too you cheap fuck. or just have a smaller wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42108868)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:11 PM
Author: vigorous area organic girlfriend

They could BUY liquor if they wanted. That was an option. Just wanted my bros to have fun and this seemed most fratty option.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42108874)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:12 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot

that's exactly what we did except there was also a case of "craft" beer for me and the groomsmen. the autists are absolutely losing their shit over this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42108882)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:16 PM
Author: vigorous area organic girlfriend

Lol yeah people here go bananas over stuff. They poast about it and comment on it until they think it's you shotgunning a door down and yelling about your beers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42108898)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Hideous titillating chapel

*AJIP groomsman pouring his blue moon into my coors light bottle in the bathroom while I frantically keep watch*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42108988)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 5:29 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42109252)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 5:06 PM
Author: Disgusting soul-stirring dog poop

This is retarded. There’s no “reserve list” in this scenario. It’s just a case off to the side for your bros, who know where they are. The scenario we’re talking about here is different.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42109145)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 5:29 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot

*hugs it out*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42109250)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: violent ungodly hospital haunted graveyard

Forget about the hugs how about you two muzzle each others pisspiddles together until you both spray buckets you fucking freaks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42109258)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Disgusting soul-stirring dog poop

*muzzles pisspiddles*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42109265)



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Date: August 1st, 2022 11:20 AM
Author: territorial mauve voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#44946611)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 12:54 PM
Author: adventurous light black woman

How long into the reception until all the guests knew about this? 30 minutes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42107594)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 3:43 PM
Author: vigorous area organic girlfriend

Less. Within the first five minutes. How utterly Gauche

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42108707)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 6:14 PM
Author: pearly friendly grandma theater stage

We were at one of the last tables called to the buffet line and I think all was left was steamed rice and one kind of meat. Whole table was pissed and then we learned about the second-tier bar status. So I had steamed rice and the non-reserve beer. Was not the best wedding. Also not the worst, which is reserved for a family wedding that takes too long to phone poast about but they ran into of booze, had cash bar anyway, and there was a fight with police called.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42109540)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 6:20 PM
Author: Trip maroon foreskin sanctuary

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42109570)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 3:41 PM
Author: Hideous titillating chapel

A Jurisprudence is Performed taps the mic, announces that 3 lucky guests will find tickets for reserved beer taped to the bottom of their chairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42108695)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 3:47 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot

(guy who is working his way towards the Coors Light line)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42108738)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 3:48 PM
Author: bull headed set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42108746)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 3:50 PM
Author: Silver maniacal pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42108761)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 3:51 PM
Author: vigorous area organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42108769)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 3:54 PM
Author: carmine passionate institution mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42108785)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:00 PM
Author: concupiscible mental disorder locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42108818)



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Date: March 19th, 2023 8:07 PM
Author: pink public bath dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#46073012)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 5:58 PM
Author: cracking flickering stock car space

great thread everybody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42109439)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 6:06 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Puppy Spot

bumping for J_K

I took a bullet for u in this one buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42109476)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 6:16 PM
Author: pearly friendly grandma theater stage

*Tosses you a reserve beer*

The distinguishing characteristic is that your special case was for you and groomsmen; at the wedding I went to it was a longer list of beers and for a bigger group. Also at the wedding I went to all I ate was steamed rice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42109551)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 6:06 PM
Author: Garnet offensive piazza

is this like an ethnic thing? never heard of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42109479)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 6:17 PM
Author: pearly friendly grandma theater stage

Bride and groom were Asian but I put this out there as a data point and not to draw conclusions. More than anything I think it’s cluelessness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42109556)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 6:23 PM
Author: Hideous titillating chapel

AJiP fuming through nostrils into his sharkfin soup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42109591)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:20 PM
Author: doobsian cerebral casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42110875)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Pontificating brunch hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42111855)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 8:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling electric furnace

Groom desperately trying to please his discerning brewpub bros while bride's father puts his foot down: "Bud Right good enough!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42110299)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: vigorous area organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42110868)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:43 PM
Author: pearly friendly grandma theater stage

Fair chance. We learned that the groom is a “beer guy” and fine, but then share with everyone. It’s just beer, not wine where the good stuff is >10x the Barefoot garbage they’re pouring the masses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42111060)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 12:20 AM
Author: bull headed set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42111510)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: vigorous area organic girlfriend

I told this to someone now and they said they never heard of this and this is insane and who would ever do such a crazy thing and “I wouldn’t go”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42110884)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:41 PM
Author: pearly friendly grandma theater stage

Captive audience. We were already there. It was such a poor decision. Also ran out of food except for steamed rice and one meat. These are not poor people. Embarrassing for all, including the guests who made efforts to be there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#42111049)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 2:20 PM
Author: pink public bath dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#43766026)



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Date: January 13th, 2022 3:47 PM
Author: Hideous titillating chapel

such a terrible thread for AJIP who could have just remained silent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#43778793)



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Date: January 13th, 2022 4:51 PM
Author: orange trailer park

There are alot of shitty weddings because the wedding industry is generally a rip off. finding a quality venue is the most important thing.

Find a place that will let you stock your own bar. Get plenty of everything by buying mid tier instead of top shelf.

Don't have a wedding if you are not going to have an open bar and a band.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#43779295)



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Date: August 1st, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: Hideous titillating chapel

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4787808&forum_id=2#44946513)