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HYPO: $5 million to travel from LA to DC but law enforcement can shoot on sight

US govt will use the FBI and any other deep state apparatus ...
honey-headed old irish cottage
  04/07/21
All law enforcement is actively looking for you, correct?
splenetic impertinent space
  04/07/21
yes
honey-headed old irish cottage
  04/07/21
Fuck no. Would do it if they were passively looking dependin...
lascivious sound barrier business firm
  04/07/21
All they know is that you are starting within LA city limits...
splenetic impertinent space
  04/07/21
Yes. Go to general aviation at small airport and pay some gu...
Bateful turquoise hominid
  04/07/21
...
Embarrassed To The Bone Voyeur
  04/07/21
*F-15 bombs u out of the sky*
honey-headed old irish cottage
  04/07/21
For $80k some boomer in a bomber jacket obv wouldn’t l...
Bateful turquoise hominid
  04/07/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x70o5lTd1U
Domesticated knife
  04/07/21
Showing your face at an airport would be suicide if the stat...
Lemon impressive goyim friendly grandma
  04/07/21
also this
honey-headed old irish cottage
  04/07/21
...
Stirring green gas station
  04/07/21
I’ve never seen a cop even on the road to general avia...
Bateful turquoise hominid
  04/07/21
US Marshals are fucking cowboys. If there’s a camera t...
pea-brained crystalline alpha cruise ship
  04/07/21
By the time they even pull the video I’ll be dominatin...
Bateful turquoise hominid
  04/07/21
what sort of small airport are you going to that holds plane...
pea-brained crystalline alpha cruise ship
  04/07/21
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Riverside+Municipal+Airpor...
Bateful turquoise hominid
  04/07/21
Marshals are definitely checking small airports, they track ...
pea-brained crystalline alpha cruise ship
  04/07/21
private flights go out of FBOs
sapphire hairy legs wagecucks
  04/08/21
well I guess the science is settled then!
Dun site
  04/08/21
(guy who's never been to a class d airport)
spectacular outnumbered lodge goal in life
  04/07/21
that's what makes this a no go if it were something like y...
Silver yapping mother
  04/07/21
...
razzle-dazzle forum circlehead
  04/08/21
your name pops up on the manifest, immediately alerting auth...
cracking saffron nowag location
  04/07/21
Hey RSF, these xo proles don’t even know what general ...
Bateful turquoise hominid
  04/07/21
Do I have a $100k budget and prep time? If so, yes, absolute...
Lemon impressive goyim friendly grandma
  04/07/21
you hv the budget but no prep time
honey-headed old irish cottage
  04/07/21
Fuuuuuck. Are normal people aware that I'm being pursued? Am...
Lemon impressive goyim friendly grandma
  04/07/21
law enforcement will plaster your face everywhere if you go ...
honey-headed old irish cottage
  04/07/21
if they only start looking once you leave LA city limits you...
Aqua ticket booth legal warrant
  04/07/21
hypo is interesting if it assumes you have to start *right n...
Stirring green gas station
  04/07/21
yes no prep time
honey-headed old irish cottage
  04/07/21
in that case most xo'ers wouldn't even make it out of the pa...
Stirring green gas station
  04/07/21
I feel like you could just find some uber drive, pay him $80...
Burgundy Jet-lagged Institution Messiness
  04/07/21
you think he';s just going to say, "ok" and not as...
Stirring green gas station
  04/07/21
that's what the tip is for
Burgundy Jet-lagged Institution Messiness
  04/07/21
that or he waits until you nod off 15 miles outside Victorvi...
Stirring green gas station
  04/07/21
Yeah he has to have a contingent interest in the $5M prize
Bateful turquoise hominid
  04/07/21
...
lascivious sound barrier business firm
  04/09/21
you'd be better off offering him like $2K with $2K more when...
Stirring green gas station
  04/07/21
You'd need to find someone desperate. Luckily, we poast on x...
beta histrionic trailer park associate
  04/07/21
Would wearing masks and a face visor fuck with facial recogn...
beta histrionic trailer park associate
  04/07/21
Fuck wearing a mask. This is about our basic freedoms, dude....
Bateful turquoise hominid
  04/07/21
...
exciting flushed stage
  04/07/21
wearing a facemask is not without its risk, as it could flag...
honey-headed old irish cottage
  04/07/21
We're starting in LA tho, guessing a lot of the city has fag...
beta histrionic trailer park associate
  04/07/21
fair pt
honey-headed old irish cottage
  04/07/21
no they have gait rec next q
comical church sneaky criminal
  04/08/21
Immediately start posting on xo for someone to come to my ho...
Bateful turquoise hominid
  04/07/21
there's a $1 million reward so the xo poa would in all likel...
honey-headed old irish cottage
  04/07/21
Hire some of the guys who do the Cannonball Run.
claret offensive property
  04/07/21
You’d have to move immediately to avoid being apprehen...
rambunctious brunch private investor
  04/07/21
this is almost exactly how Star Wars starts
Stirring green gas station
  04/07/21
You’d have to carjack a vehicle and only stop to refue...
Nudist half-breed
  04/07/21
Better off paying cash for some beater. Stolen car will be r...
provocative scarlet locus new version
  04/07/21
people wildly overestimate how much cops care about $2500 ca...
comical church sneaky criminal
  04/08/21
is this what you think about in postbac stem school
Stimulating Piazza Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/07/21
doobs?
honey-headed old irish cottage
  04/07/21
no!
Stimulating Piazza Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/07/21
u are kth right how are classes
Stimulating Piazza Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/07/21
Is the premise that I am just randomly dropped into some loc...
harsh wonderful house
  04/07/21
the premise is yes, you are dropped in LA. LA-mos would have...
honey-headed old irish cottage
  04/07/21
Do we still have any lawyers on this bort? Say I make it to ...
harsh wonderful house
  04/10/21
where do iget 5B
Know-it-all Feces
  04/07/21
Pay friend to drive to DC while I lay in his trunk with wate...
emerald menage lettuce
  04/07/21
TCR this is retarded
shimmering university athletic conference
  04/07/21
pretty hilarious that the idea of a "friend" didn'...
Stirring green gas station
  04/07/21
...
Idiotic School Cafeteria Degenerate
  04/07/21
with that many cops they would be tailing every 'friend'
Brilliant swollen affirmative action
  04/08/21
Lol jfc
haunting blood rage spot
  04/08/21
...
Walnut Gaming Laptop
  04/08/21
...
flirting depressive people who are hurt
  04/08/21
Pay some random dude cash to buy me a cross-country Amtrak t...
mewling meetinghouse
  04/07/21
breathtaking moniker-hypo syngergy
Aromatic Orchestra Pit
  04/07/21
I rent a yacht with the cash and we sail through the panama ...
twisted crackhouse
  04/07/21
What paperwork are you going to use to get through the Canal...
Domesticated knife
  04/07/21
The trick is in most instances they’ll arrest you and ...
White Big-titted Boltzmann Foreskin
  04/07/21
I'll take it and you guys dont think out of the box. You ar...
Transparent faggotry doctorate
  04/07/21
yeah doesn't this automatically work--you exit to mexico on ...
Aphrodisiac deep pit milk
  04/08/21
smuggle your way back to DC on some shit cargo boat take ...
comical church sneaky criminal
  04/08/21
Wrong. Since it’s an international flight, you land in...
Stubborn avocado set pisswyrm
  04/10/21
LA is on the water. I’d leave in a boat and head throu...
shimmering university athletic conference
  04/07/21
bro just read my above post and wrote out my idea
Transparent faggotry doctorate
  04/07/21
this is the glaringly obvious answer
Irradiated Mood
  04/08/21
Same answer as above. What ID do you show to get through the...
Domesticated knife
  04/08/21
I hide in the boat stupid. Panama Canal ain't checking shit ...
shimmering university athletic conference
  04/10/21
Couldn't you pay cash for one of those PODS, get delivery to...
Domesticated knife
  04/07/21
...
twisted crackhouse
  04/07/21
no
Silver yapping mother
  04/07/21
Carlos Ghosn got out of Japan, but it probably cost him well...
rusted magical heaven keepsake machete
  04/07/21
Yeah I'd have one of my sketchy crimlaw buddies drive me. I'...
brindle market
  04/08/21
how much does it cost to do face surgery to hide your identi...
Brilliant swollen affirmative action
  04/08/21
Depends on pain tolerance and anticipated future sex drive.
fiercely-loyal greedy national partner
  04/08/21
Someone should archive these types of hypos and make a GTA t...
Fragrant Boiling Water
  04/08/21
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colton_Harris_Moore
Dashing cuckold
  04/08/21
http://media.cleveland.com/world_impact/photo/20100712-baref...
Dashing cuckold
  04/08/21
This is an excellent story that I had overlooked. This kid ...
mewling meetinghouse
  04/09/21
It'll be a great movie. I think kid is still in jail though....
Dashing cuckold
  04/10/21
yes, i would just grow a beard
Rose Tanning Salon
  04/08/21
get on the southbound coaster train or take a taxi to the TJ...
Sinister heady skinny woman community account
  04/08/21
dca is in virginia, ur fucked
cracking saffron nowag location
  04/08/21
thought about this, but i'm not sure there's an easier way i...
Sinister heady skinny woman community account
  04/09/21
Does entering DC airspace count?
lascivious sound barrier business firm
  04/10/21
...
rusted magical heaven keepsake machete
  04/08/21
...
honey-headed old irish cottage
  04/08/21
I know. Edited it out.
rusted magical heaven keepsake machete
  04/08/21
Son of a bitch.
Domesticated knife
  04/08/21
it was a genius idea man
honey-headed old irish cottage
  04/08/21
Pls?
Domesticated knife
  04/08/21


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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:49 PM
Author: honey-headed old irish cottage

US govt will use the FBI and any other deep state apparatus at their disposal to locate and kill you. You have $100k and 30 days to make it across the country. $1 million reward for your whereabouts. Do you risk it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238837)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:49 PM
Author: splenetic impertinent space

All law enforcement is actively looking for you, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238841)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:50 PM
Author: honey-headed old irish cottage

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238844)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:51 PM
Author: lascivious sound barrier business firm

Fuck no. Would do it if they were passively looking depending on my starting circumstances and whether I have kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238850)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:52 PM
Author: splenetic impertinent space

All they know is that you are starting within LA city limits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238862)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:52 PM
Author: Bateful turquoise hominid

Yes. Go to general aviation at small airport and pay some guy $80k to fly me to DC. Bam, where’s my money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238856)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:52 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238861)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:54 PM
Author: honey-headed old irish cottage

*F-15 bombs u out of the sky*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238870)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:56 PM
Author: Bateful turquoise hominid

For $80k some boomer in a bomber jacket obv wouldn’t list me on his flight plan if he even prepared one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238883)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:24 PM
Author: Domesticated knife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x70o5lTd1U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240072)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:54 PM
Author: Lemon impressive goyim friendly grandma

Showing your face at an airport would be suicide if the state security apparatus was using every resource at its disposal to find you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238872)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:54 PM
Author: honey-headed old irish cottage

also this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238875)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Stirring green gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238876)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:56 PM
Author: Bateful turquoise hominid

I’ve never seen a cop even on the road to general aviation at my local airport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238889)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:01 PM
Author: pea-brained crystalline alpha cruise ship

US Marshals are fucking cowboys. If there’s a camera that catches you at an airport leaving, they’ll find you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238915)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:04 PM
Author: Bateful turquoise hominid

By the time they even pull the video I’ll be dominating the DC rooftop bar scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238933)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:07 PM
Author: pea-brained crystalline alpha cruise ship

what sort of small airport are you going to that holds planes which can travel coast to coast without refueling AND doesn’t have extensive private security in the hangars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238945)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:14 PM
Author: Bateful turquoise hominid

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Riverside+Municipal+Airport/@33.9505435,-117.4485479,15z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x2961312945147127!8m2!3d33.9505435!4d-117.4459301

Doesn't have to be all in one jump. Once you're out of Socal you can bounce around wherever you want while dipshit LE is watching the "highways" and commercial air.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239001)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:20 PM
Author: pea-brained crystalline alpha cruise ship

Marshals are definitely checking small airports, they track rich fugitives and narcos who use them all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239041)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: sapphire hairy legs wagecucks

private flights go out of FBOs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42242853)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 9:05 AM
Author: Dun site

well I guess the science is settled then!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42241370)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:49 PM
Author: spectacular outnumbered lodge goal in life

(guy who's never been to a class d airport)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240223)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:36 PM
Author: Silver yapping mother

that's what makes this a no go

if it were something like you're on the top 10 most wanted list maybe but all LEO and intel going all out to find you, no thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240426)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 1:13 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle forum circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240672)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: cracking saffron nowag location

your name pops up on the manifest, immediately alerting authorities to your impending arrival at reagan airport in virginia, where you are shot on arrival. oof, so close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238879)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:58 PM
Author: Bateful turquoise hominid

Hey RSF, these xo proles don’t even know what general aviation means. Come ITT and style on then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238894)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:52 PM
Author: Lemon impressive goyim friendly grandma

Do I have a $100k budget and prep time? If so, yes, absolutely I'd do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238858)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: honey-headed old irish cottage

you hv the budget but no prep time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238867)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Lemon impressive goyim friendly grandma

Fuuuuuck. Are normal people aware that I'm being pursued? Am I like a Ted Bundy type with no chance of being unrecognized?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238878)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:59 PM
Author: honey-headed old irish cottage

law enforcement will plaster your face everywhere if you go a few days without being caught

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238899)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: Aqua ticket booth legal warrant

if they only start looking once you leave LA city limits you probably have a chance. otherwise - LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238868)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: Stirring green gas station

hypo is interesting if it assumes you have to start *right now* and cops will immediately put out a bulletin for you

if you have even a day or two to plan, easily done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238869)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: honey-headed old irish cottage

yes no prep time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238877)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Stirring green gas station

in that case most xo'ers wouldn't even make it out of the parking lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238882)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Burgundy Jet-lagged Institution Messiness

I feel like you could just find some uber drive, pay him $80k to leave his phone at home and drive you cross country, observing all speeding laws. Promise to tip him $10k at the end as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238880)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:00 PM
Author: Stirring green gas station

you think he';s just going to say, "ok" and not ask any questions about how exactly you have $100k in cash on your person and are offering him $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238905)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:00 PM
Author: Burgundy Jet-lagged Institution Messiness

that's what the tip is for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238907)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:02 PM
Author: Stirring green gas station

that or he waits until you nod off 15 miles outside Victorville and guts you like a fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238921)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:06 PM
Author: Bateful turquoise hominid

Yeah he has to have a contingent interest in the $5M prize

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238939)



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Date: April 9th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: lascivious sound barrier business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42246897)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:09 PM
Author: Stirring green gas station

you'd be better off offering him like $2K with $2K more when you get to DC.

less suspicious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238955)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:01 PM
Author: beta histrionic trailer park associate

You'd need to find someone desperate. Luckily, we poast on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238913)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:57 PM
Author: beta histrionic trailer park associate

Would wearing masks and a face visor fuck with facial recognition enough to get away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238892)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 5:59 PM
Author: Bateful turquoise hominid

Fuck wearing a mask. This is about our basic freedoms, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238902)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:08 PM
Author: exciting flushed stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239991)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:01 PM
Author: honey-headed old irish cottage

wearing a facemask is not without its risk, as it could flag that you're trying to hide face in the dragnet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238908)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:03 PM
Author: beta histrionic trailer park associate

We're starting in LA tho, guessing a lot of the city has fags with masks on in their cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238926)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:06 PM
Author: honey-headed old irish cottage

fair pt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238941)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 10:59 PM
Author: comical church sneaky criminal

no they have gait rec

next q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42246051)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:03 PM
Author: Bateful turquoise hominid

Immediately start posting on xo for someone to come to my house and drive me to DC for $6,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238923)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:03 PM
Author: honey-headed old irish cottage

there's a $1 million reward so the xo poa would in all likelihood lead u to ur death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238928)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:05 PM
Author: claret offensive property

Hire some of the guys who do the Cannonball Run.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238936)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:10 PM
Author: rambunctious brunch private investor

You’d have to move immediately to avoid being apprehended at your home and make up a plan on the fly.

I think the only cr is to take hostages and make clear you’ll let them live if you are allowed to travel, unhindered, to DC. Hell, you’d end up with a police escort. This would likely require a gun but maybe you LA soyboys could pull it off with a big kitchen knife, faggots.

I would grab my gun and carjack a family in a minivan and have them start heading East. Immediately call 911 and have them get me in touch with FBI bureau chief. I tell him Some sob story about needing to visit the grave of some relative in DC so it’s plausible I’d actually give up afterward. I promise not to hurt anyone. I then basically drape myself in the kids in the backseat as human shields while pointing the gun at the driver from the back seat.

They might be suspicious I plan to do something to the President or some shit so I agree to meet them in some corner of DC as far away from government buildings as possible. I demand a police escort hanging back at least a mile and threaten that if I hear any choppers or see anything that could hold a sniper I light up the whole fucking family. I offer to provide proof of life and safety every six hours until I arrive at my destination.

By Day 3 Kristy Swanson will be fucking me while I drive down Route 66.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42238968)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:15 PM
Author: Stirring green gas station

this is almost exactly how Star Wars starts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239011)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:18 PM
Author: Nudist half-breed

You’d have to carjack a vehicle and only stop to refuel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239030)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:21 PM
Author: provocative scarlet locus new version

Better off paying cash for some beater. Stolen car will be reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239047)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 11:04 PM
Author: comical church sneaky criminal

people wildly overestimate how much cops care about $2500 cars in these hypo threads. unless someone sees you steal it and knows you're FBI's #1 that car is going to be on someone's desk for a month before the cops even put the license plate into the state BOLO list and it will never be found outside of state lines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42246075)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 6:20 PM
Author: Stimulating Piazza Mad-dog Skullcap

is this what you think about in postbac stem school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239039)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: honey-headed old irish cottage

doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239325)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 8:13 PM
Author: Stimulating Piazza Mad-dog Skullcap

no!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239452)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 8:31 PM
Author: Stimulating Piazza Mad-dog Skullcap

u are kth right

how are classes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239537)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 7:24 PM
Author: harsh wonderful house

Is the premise that I am just randomly dropped into some location in LA or that I was already living there? I have some close friends and family that would never turn me in and who would help me hide from the law. I would lay low at someone's house for a while (or ask someone to rent me a room in some dive motel) to grow a beard and get some hair dye. I would ask one of them to buy me a decent used car and possibly see if they would ride with me to get out of the car for gas, etc. That seems like a fairly low risk approach. If I am randomly dropped onto the street in LA with no chance to alter my appearance, that seems like it would be nearly impossible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239281)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 7:33 PM
Author: honey-headed old irish cottage

the premise is yes, you are dropped in LA. LA-mos would have a slight advantage of knowing people on the ground and the best escape routes, but it wouldn't be much of an advantage and it goes away entirely as you leave the city limits. law enforcement would be following all your friends and family so unless they were trained how to ditch a tail, they'd probably unintentionally lead law enforcement to your location

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239312)



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Date: April 10th, 2021 2:01 AM
Author: harsh wonderful house

Do we still have any lawyers on this bort? Say I make it to my friend's house in LA. He puts me in his trunk and we start driving. Would the fact that the friend is a known associate of a wanted fugitive be enough to get a warrant to force him to pop the trunk? Say my friend simply starts driving to DC with me in the trunk while obeying all traffic laws. What would it take to get probable cause to pull him over, much less force him to open the trunk? Assuming that the FBI suspects that my friend is transporting me to DC, most likely they have me tailed, so actually opening the trunk is out of the question. But if I stay in the trunk and the friend occasionally lowers the back seat enough to toss me food/water/bottles to piss in, is there anything law enforcement can do about it?

This assumes that I can make it to my friend's house in the first place. I would be more likely to accept the hypo if it were New York and I could just blend into the masses on the subway. It's very difficult to get around in LA without a car, and calling a cab or Uber would be incredibly risky. But I think if I could make it to my friend's house in LA, I would like my chances from there.

Edit: Lol! I typed this before I saw the other poaster's comment below. Great minds think alike. And apparently, so do ours. I'm still interested to know if any Con Law mastermen can tell me if there is any scenario where the law gets a warrant to force my friend to pop the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42252937)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 8:26 PM
Author: Know-it-all Feces

where do iget 5B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239513)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 8:31 PM
Author: emerald menage lettuce

Pay friend to drive to DC while I lay in his trunk with water bottle and don’t get out for 72 hours

Cops gonna check every trunk leaving LA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239536)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:03 PM
Author: shimmering university athletic conference

TCR this is retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239969)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:34 PM
Author: Stirring green gas station

pretty hilarious that the idea of a "friend" didn't occur to a single poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240140)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:05 PM
Author: Idiotic School Cafeteria Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240303)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 3:01 AM
Author: Brilliant swollen affirmative action

with that many cops they would be tailing every 'friend'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240849)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 10:55 PM
Author: haunting blood rage spot

Lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42246033)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 10:57 PM
Author: Walnut Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42246045)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 11:00 PM
Author: flirting depressive people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42246062)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 8:49 PM
Author: mewling meetinghouse

Pay some random dude cash to buy me a cross-country Amtrak ticket. They don’t check ID and cops will all be focused on highways and planes. Fortunately I have 30 days so can enjoy some slow as fuck Amtrak service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239608)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 8:50 PM
Author: Aromatic Orchestra Pit

breathtaking moniker-hypo syngergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239613)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 9:51 PM
Author: twisted crackhouse

I rent a yacht with the cash and we sail through the panama canal and up to dc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239925)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: Domesticated knife

What paperwork are you going to use to get through the Canal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240201)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 9:56 PM
Author: White Big-titted Boltzmann Foreskin

The trick is in most instances they’ll arrest you and not shoot. $5M to be arrested would suck, but if I am guaranteed they’ll headshot me then I’ll see what I can scrape up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239938)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:01 PM
Author: Transparent faggotry doctorate

I'll take it and you guys dont think out of the box. You are in LA with $100k and need to get to the east coast. You leave the country, via mexico or canada. Travel to the east coast of Canada or Caribbean, and then smuggle your way back to DC on some shit cargo boat. Done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42239964)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 8:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac deep pit milk

yeah doesn't this automatically work--you exit to mexico on Day 1. You get to Mexico City and you show up and buy a ticket and take a flight to DC where the cops, with the 5 hours of notice, are waiting for you but as soon as you land you win right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42245026)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 11:13 PM
Author: comical church sneaky criminal

smuggle your way back to DC on some shit cargo boat

take a flight to DC

do u see the disconnect little buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42246116)



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Date: April 10th, 2021 2:09 AM
Author: Stubborn avocado set pisswyrm

Wrong. Since it’s an international flight, you land in Dulles or BWI. You’re in Virginia no where near DC. Cops arrest you at the airport.

DCA is also in Virginia but at least it is close to DC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42252954)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:09 PM
Author: shimmering university athletic conference

LA is on the water. I’d leave in a boat and head through the Panama Canal. Then head to Jamaica, Bahamas, etc. I’d ultimately zoom up the Potomac to DC in the middle of the night. No one would stop you. Completely retarded if this is limited to U.S. law enforcement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240002)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: Transparent faggotry doctorate

bro just read my above post and wrote out my idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240007)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 1:30 AM
Author: Irradiated Mood

this is the glaringly obvious answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240727)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: Domesticated knife

Same answer as above. What ID do you show to get through the Canal knowing the Deep State is onto this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42245847)



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Date: April 10th, 2021 2:51 PM
Author: shimmering university athletic conference

I hide in the boat stupid. Panama Canal ain't checking shit and the DERP state can't do shit in Panama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42254884)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:26 PM
Author: Domesticated knife

Couldn't you pay cash for one of those PODS, get delivery to DC, and then load it up with basic supplies in the meantime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240087)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:33 PM
Author: twisted crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240415)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 10:41 PM
Author: Silver yapping mother

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240170)



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Date: April 7th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: rusted magical heaven keepsake machete

Carlos Ghosn got out of Japan, but it probably cost him well over $100K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240364)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 12:57 AM
Author: brindle market

Yeah I'd have one of my sketchy crimlaw buddies drive me. I'd pay him $50k up front and $950k when we get there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240648)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 3:02 AM
Author: Brilliant swollen affirmative action

how much does it cost to do face surgery to hide your identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240851)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 3:18 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal greedy national partner

Depends on pain tolerance and anticipated future sex drive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42240861)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 11:44 AM
Author: Fragrant Boiling Water

Someone should archive these types of hypos and make a GTA type game with them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42242102)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Dashing cuckold

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colton_Harris_Moore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42242118)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: Dashing cuckold

http://media.cleveland.com/world_impact/photo/20100712-barefootbanditjpg-8dfb40bc521abba3_large.jpg

This shit head did it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42243180)



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Date: April 9th, 2021 1:20 AM
Author: mewling meetinghouse

This is an excellent story that I had overlooked. This kid has had a credited life given where he started and that he got busted for that volume of crimes. Taught himself how to fly planes (sort of). Lived in the wild doing pretty much whatever he wanted. Had enough planning ability to commit 100+ crimes without getting into any physical altercations with people. Did a little time but now is out and probably gets more pussy than the average dude (6'5" + famous compensates for having no money, plus sorta reformed felon is a bonus for a large subset of women).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42246824)



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Date: April 10th, 2021 2:46 PM
Author: Dashing cuckold

It'll be a great movie. I think kid is still in jail though. He could fly, it was the landing part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42254858)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 1:48 PM
Author: Rose Tanning Salon

yes, i would just grow a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42242862)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 2:23 PM
Author: Sinister heady skinny woman community account

get on the southbound coaster train or take a taxi to the TJ border, hop on a flight from TIJ to MEX, and from there find a combination of flights that will get you to DCA without a layover in another US airport.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42243133)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 2:33 PM
Author: cracking saffron nowag location

dca is in virginia, ur fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42243213)



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Date: April 9th, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: Sinister heady skinny woman community account

thought about this, but i'm not sure there's an easier way into DC anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42248715)



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Date: April 10th, 2021 1:20 AM
Author: lascivious sound barrier business firm

Does entering DC airspace count?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42252844)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 4:47 PM
Author: rusted magical heaven keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42243997)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: honey-headed old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42244000)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 8:02 PM
Author: rusted magical heaven keepsake machete

I know. Edited it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42245007)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 10:20 PM
Author: Domesticated knife

Son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42245842)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: honey-headed old irish cottage

it was a genius idea man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42245913)



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Date: April 8th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: Domesticated knife

Pls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4805508&forum_id=2#42246108)