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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
| Citrine Drunken Weed Whacker | 01/03/23 |
| adventurous zombie-like theater stage | 01/03/23 |
| Citrine Drunken Weed Whacker | 01/03/23 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: Citrine Drunken Weed Whacker One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: adventurous zombie-like theater stage https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: Citrine Drunken Weed Whacker Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: Lascivious crotch 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: Citrine Drunken Weed Whacker Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: Provocative lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: Fishy spectacular cruise ship alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: nubile blue meetinghouse dingle berry anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: adventurous zombie-like theater stage everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: nubile blue meetinghouse dingle berry so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: adventurous zombie-like theater stage (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: nubile blue meetinghouse dingle berry It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: adventurous zombie-like theater stage more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: Coral multi-colored school 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: adventurous zombie-like theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: Razzle Sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: Provocative lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Fishy spectacular cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: orange aggressive school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: vigorous striped hyena kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620946) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: Hairraiser Disturbing Area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: Brass Telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: adventurous zombie-like theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: adventurous zombie-like theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: Deep stead quadroon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: rusted nibblets volcanic crater SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Pink histrionic friendly grandma hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: violent market roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: Slap-happy Cerebral National Dog Poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: Navy Selfie The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: Startling native fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: Hairraiser Disturbing Area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: Hairraiser Disturbing Area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: Hairraiser Disturbing Area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: Hairraiser Disturbing Area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: Hairraiser Disturbing Area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: Milky Codepig Temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: Hairraiser Disturbing Area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: Brass Telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Hairraiser Disturbing Area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Naked Candlestick Maker Therapy Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: Hairraiser Disturbing Area QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: Cocky Address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: Exhilarant frozen philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: Pink histrionic friendly grandma hissy fit (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47604053) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: Violet Talking Queen Of The Night Indian Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: Violet Talking Queen Of The Night Indian Lodge The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: Fishy spectacular cruise ship it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Exhilarant frozen philosopher-king when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: Fishy spectacular cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: Pink histrionic friendly grandma hissy fit (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47621001) |