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Joined eharmony to find a breedable girl. There are 9 people on the app

Narrowed by childless and under 35. And it was $500 lol.
Olive Crusty Stag Film
  12/16/23
think of all the first dates it saved you from paying for. b...
Transparent big lodge masturbator
  12/16/23
fuck me online dating is hell
Olive Crusty Stag Film
  12/16/23
online dating hasnt worked in almost a decade man. you need ...
Transparent big lodge masturbator
  12/16/23
i am so fucked
Olive Crusty Stag Film
  12/16/23
stop being an existential bitch about it. dating past 25 is ...
Transparent big lodge masturbator
  12/16/23
yeah i guess you're right
Olive Crusty Stag Film
  12/16/23
LJL
multi-colored jap
  12/16/23
im so mad i want to punch the old guy from the commercials i...
Olive Crusty Stag Film
  12/16/23
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multi-colored jap
  12/17/23
shoulda just found a teen on seeking.com and had a good nigh...
canary dilemma
  12/16/23
You could get a VR headset and Tenga Flip for even less.
beady-eyed lake orchestra pit
  12/16/23
This. The fuckin VR headset saved my marriage. $30 per month...
pontificating generalized bond dopamine
  12/17/23
How many men?
Deep Chestnut Stage Police Squad
  12/17/23
Believe it or not if you wanna see that for shits and giggle...
pontificating generalized bond dopamine
  12/17/23
I could put my dick in a vitamix for $500
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  12/16/23
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passionate quadroon
  04/27/24
insta is the only real dating app
painfully honest haunting gay wizard
  12/17/23
Haha yeah! That hot instagram model is totally going to pick...
pontificating generalized bond dopamine
  12/17/23
1) most girls with an insta are not models ljl 2) im 6'3....
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  12/17/23
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passionate quadroon
  04/27/24
Explain the steps You search some location and find a &ld...
primrose theater
  12/17/23
"pls show bob and vagene"
talented forum chad
  12/17/23
no you meet a girl somewhere else and funnel her to your ins...
painfully honest haunting gay wizard
  12/17/23
Go to a dive bar in a blue collar area and dress ever so sli...
trip obsidian scourge upon the earth
  12/17/23
I'm short, bald, a little pudgy, asian, and not particularly...
Wonderful Maroon Knife
  12/17/23
Mail order bride, not flame.
shimmering soul-stirring university
  12/17/23
move to asia
painfully honest haunting gay wizard
  12/17/23
Height is 100% the factor here. He never mentioned his heigh...
pontificating generalized bond dopamine
  12/17/23
I'm only 6'0
Olive Crusty Stag Film
  12/17/23
Excellent poast. I would add try to make superficial frie...
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  12/17/23
This has actually worked really well for me, but it's the ba...
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  12/17/23
based
painfully honest haunting gay wizard
  12/17/23
I love breedable chicks who are regulars at blue collar dive...
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  12/17/23
I’m amazed it’s still around. Almost no one uses...
vibrant lay
  12/17/23
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multi-colored jap
  12/17/23
I tried to tell you iirc.
Dashing alpha
  12/17/23
Someone here is who recommended it to me
Olive Crusty Stag Film
  12/17/23
They only give you nine matches per day. They want you to s...
Khaki Galvanic Nibblets
  04/27/24
180 You deserve worse
Overrated Cyan Crackhouse
  04/27/24
I tried joining eharmony years ago. I took their personality...
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  04/27/24


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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:36 PM
Author: Olive Crusty Stag Film

Narrowed by childless and under 35. And it was $500 lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178750)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:39 PM
Author: Transparent big lodge masturbator

think of all the first dates it saved you from paying for. basically paid for itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178753)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:41 PM
Author: Olive Crusty Stag Film

fuck me online dating is hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178757)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:42 PM
Author: Transparent big lodge masturbator

online dating hasnt worked in almost a decade man. you need to figure something else out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178763)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:43 PM
Author: Olive Crusty Stag Film

i am so fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178764)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: Transparent big lodge masturbator

stop being an existential bitch about it. dating past 25 is complete flame and 30 is a fucking joke. stop worrying and youll be more likely to make something of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178770)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:53 PM
Author: Olive Crusty Stag Film

yeah i guess you're right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178794)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:39 PM
Author: multi-colored jap

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178754)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:41 PM
Author: Olive Crusty Stag Film

im so mad i want to punch the old guy from the commercials in the face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178760)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:58 PM
Author: Angry Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178808)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:02 AM
Author: exhilarant wine trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178815)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:45 PM
Author: multi-colored jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180224)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: canary dilemma

shoulda just found a teen on seeking.com and had a good night with the $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178771)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed lake orchestra pit

You could get a VR headset and Tenga Flip for even less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178792)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:50 AM
Author: pontificating generalized bond dopamine

This. The fuckin VR headset saved my marriage. $30 per month and you have a catalog of 10000 women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179215)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:41 AM
Author: Deep Chestnut Stage Police Squad

How many men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179316)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: pontificating generalized bond dopamine

Believe it or not if you wanna see that for shits and giggles it’s probably like 100 men but you would be getting fucked missionary like a girl. I know for a fact though you can get a dick in your mouth too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180185)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:54 PM
Author: Olive Crusty Stag Film

I could put my dick in a vitamix for $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178797)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:00 AM
Author: Angry Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178809)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 6:48 PM
Author: slippery heady gaming laptop garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47181283)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:04 AM
Author: exhilarant wine trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178822)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:45 AM
Author: vivacious blathering menage giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179213)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: electric macaca hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180883)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: passionate quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614495)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:14 AM
Author: painfully honest haunting gay wizard

insta is the only real dating app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178846)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:50 AM
Author: pontificating generalized bond dopamine

Haha yeah! That hot instagram model is totally going to pick you over the 10000 of men hitting her up in the DMs and she’s totally gonna stay with you when the taller man hits her up 7 dates in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179216)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: painfully honest haunting gay wizard

1) most girls with an insta are not models ljl

2) im 6'3. if youre short and ugly its already over actually it never even started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180707)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 10:00 PM
Author: passionate quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614498)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:45 AM
Author: primrose theater

Explain the steps

You search some location and find a “hot” IG model and message her with the intent of dating? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179323)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:48 PM
Author: talented forum chad

"pls show bob and vagene"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180669)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: painfully honest haunting gay wizard

no you meet a girl somewhere else and funnel her to your instagram. its how you establish value.

if girls wont even talk to you in the first place ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180709)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:20 AM
Author: trip obsidian scourge upon the earth

Go to a dive bar in a blue collar area and dress ever so slightly better than the norm. Don’t tell anyone what you do. Don’t approach women or anything like that. Just sit there and drink. Give it a few nights and, if you are tall, women will come to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179203)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:31 AM
Author: Wonderful Maroon Knife

I'm short, bald, a little pudgy, asian, and not particularly attractive.

Help me with a strategy

Meteor now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179207)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: shimmering soul-stirring university

Mail order bride, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179230)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: painfully honest haunting gay wizard

move to asia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180711)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: pontificating generalized bond dopamine

Height is 100% the factor here. He never mentioned his height. If he’s over 6’2 he will get a woman in 2023. If not he won’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179218)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: Olive Crusty Stag Film

I'm only 6'0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47181289)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:41 PM
Author: federal theater stage pisswyrm

Excellent poast.

I would add try to make superficial friends with the staff and tip well (but not too well). So when women ask the staff “who’s the new guy” they say “he seems cool.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180207)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:47 PM
Author: multi-colored jap

This has actually worked really well for me, but it's the bartenders whom I end up getting with. Unfortunately, bartenders are almost universally mentally ill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180232)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:05 PM
Author: painfully honest haunting gay wizard

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180713)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: Black Fragrant Meetinghouse

I love breedable chicks who are regulars at blue collar dive bars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180717)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: vibrant lay

I’m amazed it’s still around. Almost no one uses it or match. It was as you describe 10 years ago. Really though apps are pointless. Men just need to chat up women in real life (without expectation of dating the first moderately attractive woman that is receptive).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179269)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: multi-colored jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180710)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: Dashing alpha

I tried to tell you iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179311)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: Olive Crusty Stag Film

Someone here is who recommended it to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47181285)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 5:52 PM
Author: Khaki Galvanic Nibblets

They only give you nine matches per day. They want you to start dating rather than browsing endlessly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614037)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 5:59 PM
Author: Overrated Cyan Crackhouse

180

You deserve worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614043)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: Diverse Party Of The First Part Dingle Berry

I tried joining eharmony years ago. I took their personality inventory, answered it completely honestly and they wouldn't let me join the site.

I guess they (correctly) identified me as too much of a depressedmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614111)