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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Rusted yarmulke
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
Soggy submissive piazza degenerate
  03/02/24
...
green misunderstood place of business spot
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
carmine galvanic state
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Rusted yarmulke
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
carmine galvanic state
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Rusted yarmulke
  03/02/24
lmao
Cyan slippery organic girlfriend station
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
Comical Box Office
  03/03/24
...
Razzmatazz medicated private investor
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
Onyx Heaven Voyeur
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Abnormal Startled Theater Antidepressant Drug
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Abnormal Startled Theater Antidepressant Drug
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
razzle-dazzle mad cow disease
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
Slate jewess
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
Alcoholic Pervert
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
Up-to-no-good Spectacular Stage Kitty
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
learning disabled orchestra pit
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
light splenetic plaza
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
Amethyst metal prole scourge upon the earth
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
Thirsty black queen of the night institution
  03/02/24
...
Effete nowag field
  03/02/24
...
ocher newt bawdyhouse
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
Effete nowag field
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
ocher newt bawdyhouse
  03/02/24
...
Cyan slippery organic girlfriend station
  03/03/24
...
salmon talking doctorate
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
Cerebral Irate Factory Reset Button
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
bronze university rigor
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
bronze university rigor
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
histrionic bright party of the first part
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
carmine galvanic state
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Exciting Goyim
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
chrome glittery shrine
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
Titillating Indian Lodge Elastic Band
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
White cheese-eating kitchen
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
Up-to-no-good Spectacular Stage Kitty
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
Slate jewess
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
Amethyst metal prole scourge upon the earth
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
razzle-dazzle mad cow disease
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
Amethyst metal prole scourge upon the earth
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
Boyish shimmering roast beef public bath
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
impertinent racy area
  03/03/24
"shit"
light splenetic plaza
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
bull headed spruce turdskin wagecucks
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
dashing brunch corn cake
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
self-absorbed bipolar trailer park cuck
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
swashbuckling library
  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
impertinent racy area
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
180 overrated travel guidebook
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
Confused Hyperactive International Law Enforcement Agency
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
Zombie-like curious pit hairy legs
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
ebony mood
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
Apoplectic stimulating alpha friendly grandma
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
Abnormal Startled Theater Antidepressant Drug
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
Onyx Heaven Voyeur
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
impertinent racy area
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
floppy associate
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
floppy associate
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena
  03/11/24
...
Blue hot deer antler cruise ship
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
razzle-dazzle mad cow disease
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
Laughsome space black woman
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
Amethyst metal prole scourge upon the earth
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
Amethyst metal prole scourge upon the earth
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
learning disabled orchestra pit
  03/11/24
...
Laughsome space black woman
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
floppy associate
  03/11/24
120
free-loading tanning salon
  03/11/24
...
Razzmatazz medicated private investor
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena
  03/12/24
...
Fantasy-prone Liquid Oxygen Headpube
  03/12/24
...
Talented Doobsian Theatre
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
Up-to-no-good Spectacular Stage Kitty
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
soul-stirring location jap
  03/13/24
...
flesh coffee pot preventive strike
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
gold rehab
  03/13/24
...
green misunderstood place of business spot
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
soul-stirring location jap
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
Laughsome space black woman
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
marvelous meetinghouse
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
180 overrated travel guidebook
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
Confused Hyperactive International Law Enforcement Agency
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
Apoplectic stimulating alpha friendly grandma
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
flesh coffee pot preventive strike
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
Slate jewess
  03/13/24
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Contagious puppy
  03/13/24
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  03/14/24
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  03/13/24
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Up-to-no-good Spectacular Stage Kitty
  03/13/24
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Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena
  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
soul-stirring location jap
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
crystalline odious center
  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
Slate jewess
  03/16/24
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costumed lake nursing home kitty cat
  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena
  03/16/24
Wishing you the best bro
green misunderstood place of business spot
  03/16/24
...
Blue hot deer antler cruise ship
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
razzle frum locus ape
  03/16/24
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Painfully honest generalized bond giraffe
  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
garnet vigorous national
  03/16/24
Pulling for you
Tan Cracking Business Firm Boistinker
  03/16/24
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razzle-dazzle mad cow disease
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
Confused Hyperactive International Law Enforcement Agency
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
Very Tactful Set
  03/16/24
we're all for you
Fantasy-prone Liquid Oxygen Headpube
  03/16/24
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ
obsidian seedy tattoo
  03/16/24
We here for you brother
gold rehab
  03/16/24
problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP ...
floppy associate
  03/17/24
Lucky
Milky exhilarant office
  03/17/24


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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Rusted yarmulke

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Soggy submissive piazza degenerate

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: green misunderstood place of business spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: carmine galvanic state

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Rusted yarmulke

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: carmine galvanic state

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Rusted yarmulke

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Cyan slippery organic girlfriend station

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Comical Box Office

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz medicated private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Onyx Heaven Voyeur

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Abnormal Startled Theater Antidepressant Drug

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Abnormal Startled Theater Antidepressant Drug

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mad cow disease

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Slate jewess

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Alcoholic Pervert

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Spectacular Stage Kitty

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: learning disabled orchestra pit

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: light splenetic plaza

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Amethyst metal prole scourge upon the earth

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Thirsty black queen of the night institution

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Effete nowag field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: ocher newt bawdyhouse



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Effete nowag field

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: ocher newt bawdyhouse

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Cyan slippery organic girlfriend station



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: salmon talking doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484626)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Cerebral Irate Factory Reset Button

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: bronze university rigor

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: bronze university rigor

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: histrionic bright party of the first part

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: carmine galvanic state

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Exciting Goyim

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: chrome glittery shrine

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Titillating Indian Lodge Elastic Band

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: White cheese-eating kitchen

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Spectacular Stage Kitty

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Slate jewess

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Amethyst metal prole scourge upon the earth

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mad cow disease

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Amethyst metal prole scourge upon the earth

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Boyish shimmering roast beef public bath

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: impertinent racy area

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: light splenetic plaza

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: bull headed spruce turdskin wagecucks

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: dashing brunch corn cake

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: self-absorbed bipolar trailer park cuck

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: swashbuckling library

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: impertinent racy area

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: 180 overrated travel guidebook

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Confused Hyperactive International Law Enforcement Agency

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Zombie-like curious pit hairy legs

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: ebony mood

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Apoplectic stimulating alpha friendly grandma

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Abnormal Startled Theater Antidepressant Drug

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Onyx Heaven Voyeur

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: impertinent racy area

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: floppy associate

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: floppy associate

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Blue hot deer antler cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mad cow disease

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Laughsome space black woman

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Amethyst metal prole scourge upon the earth

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Amethyst metal prole scourge upon the earth

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: learning disabled orchestra pit

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Laughsome space black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: floppy associate

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: free-loading tanning salon

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz medicated private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Liquid Oxygen Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: Talented Doobsian Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Spectacular Stage Kitty

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring location jap

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: flesh coffee pot preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: gold rehab

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: green misunderstood place of business spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring location jap

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Laughsome space black woman

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: marvelous meetinghouse

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: 180 overrated travel guidebook

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Confused Hyperactive International Law Enforcement Agency

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Apoplectic stimulating alpha friendly grandma

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: flesh coffee pot preventive strike

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Slate jewess

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Contagious puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Mentally impaired keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: plum vivacious garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Blue hot deer antler cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Puce vibrant faggotry temple

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Spectacular Stage Kitty

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring location jap

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: crystalline odious center

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Slate jewess

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: costumed lake nursing home kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Lascivious silver whorehouse striped hyena

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499077)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: green misunderstood place of business spot

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Blue hot deer antler cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: razzle frum locus ape

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Painfully honest generalized bond giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: garnet vigorous national

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Tan Cracking Business Firm Boistinker

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Confused Hyperactive International Law Enforcement Agency

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Very Tactful Set

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Liquid Oxygen Headpube

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: obsidian seedy tattoo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: gold rehab

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: floppy associate

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Milky exhilarant office

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500386)