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Selling my last STOCKS
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Date: March 21st, 2024 7:27 AM Author: Tan floppy state masturbator Just sold my last 65 SPY at an ATH
Put in an order to sell my last 50 QQQ at 450 (prob will hit soon)
I have 75k in furking god damn PAJEET stock market, need to wind that down somehow, selling 25k if it gets back to ATH (it's like 3% off)
Other than the India shit I will have NO furking stocks except some Palo Alto networks (just 5k). And I have 3 QQQ CC at 380 (lol) expiring in June. Cant get out of that shit without paying (FMA)
Ill just keep it all in 5% CD and bond funds waiting for market to tank. FURK IT (market will definitely boom 20% now that Im out, buybuybuy) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 8:40 AM Author: Swashbuckling Maniacal Base Giraffe Not worried about inflation destroying returns? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512522) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 8:58 AM Author: burgundy plaza Why are you asking this loser about inflation? Guy is literal sexpat and couldn't hack irl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512545) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 9:33 AM Author: Tan floppy state masturbator *a sexpat that never has sex... unless lizards count (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512615) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 8:58 AM Author: Brilliant hospital factory reset button only way to kill stagflation is to increase rates which will tank stocks, but who can predict when that happens esp w/ the election coming up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512548) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 9:34 AM Author: Tan floppy state masturbator who cares nigga, im copping 5% and i have no inflation in asia, i can just live a few months in viet cheaply to get within annual budget (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512618) |
Date: March 21st, 2024 7:45 AM Author: Brilliant hospital factory reset button 180 I have $200k in ITTE (Inverse TT ETF) and it's going to EXPLODE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512471) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 7:47 AM Author: Tan floppy state masturbator 180, how do i buy this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512473) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 8:14 AM Author: green electric casino That’d cause a rip in the space time continuum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512489) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 9:44 AM Author: Brindle Charismatic Hairy Legs Den Keep timing that market Tommy you'll get it right one of these days LMAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512631) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 9:45 AM Author: Tan floppy state masturbator i know but i dont care in this situation cause im copping 5% on my cash, im gonna maek over 50k a year in interest at this rate when my spending is only 33.5k
so i dont care, sorta feels nice actually i have no worries at all |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 11:36 AM Author: Brindle Charismatic Hairy Legs Den *rates crash and Tommy misses 30% returns as numbers soar* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512962) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 10:48 AM Author: carnelian cerebral cruise ship headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512830) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 9:46 AM Author: misanthropic forum candlestick maker smart move, now put it all in WIF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512643) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 9:49 AM Author: Tan floppy state masturbator i dont even know how i can move money cash to coins, i think i stilll have a binance account but they deleted my bank connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512655) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 12:12 PM Author: misanthropic forum candlestick maker coinbase -> USDC (on SOL) -> phantom -> swap to WIF on jup.ag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513065) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 12:14 PM Author: Tan floppy state masturbator i know but im scared to even connect my bank
actually i dont think i can get coinbase as dont have CA DL anymore
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Date: March 21st, 2024 10:57 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone spruce parlor send me cash and ill send u crypto if u really need it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47514598) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 10:49 AM Author: carnelian cerebral cruise ship headpube I thought the market was due for a correction or even a crash, but now I don't know what to think (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512831) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 10:55 AM Author: Tan floppy state masturbator all i know is the jews win either way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512846) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 10:55 AM Author: black partner home Why don’t you just chill and keep like $500k in stonks. Even if it drops by half it’s nbd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512848) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 11:09 AM Author: Tan floppy state masturbator ill do that once it drops and i get in, right now im just PISSED abt my covered call shit and just want to cop my 5% and wait until it crashes 10% to get back in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512893) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 11:00 AM Author: Federal Comical Stage French Chef https://www.marcus.com/us/en/savings/high-yield-cds/14MCD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512868) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 11:08 AM Author: carnelian cerebral cruise ship headpube Cit Bank will give you a slightly higher APY and not lock you into a CD. I know HYSA rates could go down and the CD lets you lock it in, but for the money I keep in $$$ I prefer the liquidity
https://www.cit.com/cit-bank/bank/savings/platinum-savings-account |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 11:09 AM Author: Tan floppy state masturbator nigga i buy CD's direct on fidelity and cop above 5% and my vanguard money market is above 5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47512895) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 12:04 PM Author: Tan floppy state masturbator limit sell on QQQ @ 449 just hit, that was 15 shares only still have 50 left limit at 450 i need my extra $50 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513045) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 12:32 PM Author: sable jap digit ratio sell Puts you dumb nigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513153) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 12:43 PM Author: carnelian cerebral cruise ship headpube If there's one thing Tommy T's trading history indicates, it's that he should dabble in options. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513198) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 12:49 PM Author: Tan floppy state masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513219) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 12:49 PM Author: Tan floppy state masturbator nigga in which? furking QQQ puts id have to do like 420 and then ill feel retarded if it hits cause i sold at 390 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513217) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 7:14 PM Author: sable jap digit ratio then sell 390, pretty simple. that shit pays $1 for the May expiration. you could go way out and sell LEAPS too, lower margin requirements if you have portfolio margin. and in the meantime you buy BIL for that 5%, only deploying the margin. WIN-WIN my NIGGER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47514023) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 1:16 PM Author: Ruddy stock car public bath It’s insane how bad you are at managing finances (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513290) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 1:26 PM Author: Tan floppy state masturbator wow u think? whoaaa XO has a literal WARREN BUFFET here who has BRILLANT financial takes, wowowowowow lets alllll bend over in appreciation of this BUFFET HANDSOME masterman of KIKERY WISDOM from the bowels of GOLDMAN SACHS most likely given his utter PRINCETON UNIVERSITY economics department level analaysis of deranged nomadic lazy turdskin poasters net worth. thank u sir for ur knowledge and scholarship SIR mista nobel peace prize in economics 2024 for sure!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513312) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 1:34 PM Author: Brindle Charismatic Hairy Legs Den You don't have to Charlie Munger level genius to buy and hold then rebalance once a year to 70/30 or 60/40, whatever. You've cost yourself 50% of your expected bankroll with your market shenanigans and this guy is right too heartily LMAO in your face about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513333) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 1:34 PM Author: Tan floppy state masturbator no shit sherlock, im gay and retarded. wtf can i do abt it now? i have to at least make back about 10% what i missed out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513338) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 3:07 PM Author: Brindle Charismatic Hairy Legs Den Put 18 to 24 months of expenses into that dogshit CD. For the rest, put 40% in an all us etf, 20% in a world ex US etf, and 40% in vanguard total bond. Anyone with a triple digit IQ knows this or something like it is tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513419) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 3:11 PM Author: Tan floppy state masturbator LOL no point doing that now when stocks at ATH u faggot
i already have 100k+ in CD's i dont touch
i now have like 900k total in CDs or bonds
im not getting back in market until it crashes, furk it |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 3:17 PM Author: razzle umber kitty cat pistol Stocks are constantly at all-time highs dumbass, the reason you do so poorly is you sell at all-time highs when you should be holding. oh wow, the stock market is like 5% higher than it was 2.5 years ago, better sell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513452) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 3:18 PM Author: Tan floppy state masturbator ljl this isnt true, u can run many diff numbers showing market hasnt done shit from X period, like even now QQQ is only 10% above its prior ATH and that was 2-3 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513456) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 11:07 PM Author: razzle umber kitty cat pistol That's why you should buy QQQ, it's barely up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47514636) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 11:43 PM Author: carnelian cerebral cruise ship headpube It's incredible you can fuck up so many times in the stock market, acknowledge you fucked up, and still not learn a goddamn thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47514709) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 3:16 PM Author: razzle umber kitty cat pistol you can't reason with Tommy, he just knows it better. even when he very clearly observes that the reason he doesn't have much more money is that he's had way too little in the stock market at most times in his life. his terrible instincts are the purest distillation of why financial firms make so much money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513446) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 3:17 PM Author: Tan floppy state masturbator i was 80% plus last couple years and raped myself with CC, i shld have 150k more its all so gay and retarded
but wtf wld i get back into market now when its at ATH? this shit is crazy and fraud and lies and cannot last, there has to be a 10% pullback this year sometime |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 11:44 PM Author: carnelian cerebral cruise ship headpube This time will be the time your market prognostications are accurate!! Best to act on this insight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47514712) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 3:55 PM Author: Brindle Charismatic Hairy Legs Den I absolutely fucking love him. Gorgeous poaster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47513558) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 4:28 PM Author: olive menage yarmulke To be fair,
Fun fact: Over the last ~20 years, ~85% of the gains for people who were in the market happened within the Top 30 Days, and 25 of the Top 50 Days occurred *during bear cycles*. So if you didn't happen to have exposure to the market on those particular wonderful days (which are impossible to accurately predict ahead of time), oh well whoops that sucks for you faggot I guess you get to stay poor forever.
In other words, time in the market beats timing the market pretty much every time, and yes that REQUIRES you to SIMPLY HODL through bears.
TL;DR -- you're a total fucking retard plus you are literally brown and smell like shit. No wonder you always make insane financial decisions and are still poor even though you're pushing 50 and you leveraged your entire youth slaving away for evil Jews at a horrible sweatshop lawfirm in a pathetic attempt to stock away some shekels.
LJL at you! |
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Date: March 22nd, 2024 12:05 AM Author: Tan floppy state masturbator stfu benchod bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47514769) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2024 1:59 AM Author: Greedy organic girlfriend business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47514962) |
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Date: March 21st, 2024 7:17 PM Author: bossy puppy You’re a goddamned moron and I told you to not sell covered calls. That strategy only makes sense in a sideways market. You lost hundreds of thousands of dollars for being a retard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47514032) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2024 12:29 AM Author: Tan floppy state masturbator im just calculating again and seems im "only" out abt 63k from my QQQ CC and another 50k from my SPY CC but at least half of this is from the FRAUD AND LIES boom, QQQ shldnt be arnd 450, if it roll back to 420 then my "missing profits" arent so bad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47514825) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2024 10:27 AM Author: carnelian cerebral cruise ship headpube lmao so if you make up fake prices for stocks and decide those are the "real" prices, you've still lost money? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47515581) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2024 10:29 AM Author: Tan floppy state masturbator nigga i just need market to tank 10% and my stupidity wont seem as bad, if QQQ got back to 400 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47515589) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2024 10:37 AM Author: carnelian cerebral cruise ship headpube Just do hope for a 10% tank so your decisions seem mildly less retarded. Good luck brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47515629) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2024 10:42 AM Author: Tan floppy state masturbator thank u sir (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47515657) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2024 10:43 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle slate ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47515659) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2024 10:45 AM Author: Dull Coldplay Fan Space why do idiots insist on timing the market. Just VTI and chill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5506963&forum_id=2#47515669) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: Tan floppy state masturbator nigga that was what i was doing but then i got obssessed with covered calls
but i wasnt even in indie stocks, i was all SPY and QQQ, everything was set up perfect but im a retard |