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What would you do if you were handed $1million net of taxes today?

$2m? $5m? I am asking for obvious reasons.
Cocky bespoke rehab coffee pot
  03/27/24
Then I'd have 2.1m and wld really be set for life but just g...
chartreuse floppy foreskin
  03/27/24
I was at $1.528 on Friday, but probably lost $10k or more si...
Cocky bespoke rehab coffee pot
  03/27/24
the story of the xoxo wagey. while I find them morally abhor...
Olive mewling parlor
  03/27/24
man furk, what is ur asset allocation again? what stocks?
chartreuse floppy foreskin
  03/27/24
90/10 equities/fixed income Of equities, 75/25 VTI or equiv...
Cocky bespoke rehab coffee pot
  03/27/24
how much of a cash cushion do you keep?
Lascivious deranged electric furnace
  03/27/24
Right now about $85k is in mm
Cocky bespoke rehab coffee pot
  03/27/24
man im so retarded, i shld have ur NW, but then again u have...
chartreuse floppy foreskin
  03/27/24
No it’s just been going up up up up since the beginnin...
Cocky bespoke rehab coffee pot
  03/27/24
yes market is up like 10% this year but im saying u have inc...
chartreuse floppy foreskin
  03/27/24
Yes, I have a job and I work.
Cocky bespoke rehab coffee pot
  03/27/24
sooooo goy!
chartreuse floppy foreskin
  03/27/24
Start a business on the West Coast
abnormal geriatric volcanic crater incel
  03/27/24
park it in a vehicle where it can grow tax free and I can bo...
Olive mewling parlor
  03/27/24
...
Cocky bespoke rehab coffee pot
  03/27/24
Not a single thing would change for me personally in the sho...
unhinged shrine mediation
  03/27/24
Put it into short-term treasuries
Topaz jewess
  03/27/24
Pay off debt. Bankroll the last 20% of the next Gillian Jaco...
fighting kitty
  03/27/24
Oh wow, so you actually have some tangible things to spend i...
Cocky bespoke rehab coffee pot
  03/27/24
so alive, so purposeful.
fighting kitty
  03/27/24
alive poaster
Bull Headed Jade Dog Poop Piazza
  03/27/24
His wife is infertile
adulterous misanthropic den party of the first part
  03/27/24
are you some sort of independent producer?
marvelous messiness
  03/27/24
"You lookin' for male talent?" *beady eyes narrow*
doobsian saffron skinny woman
  03/27/24
I know a guy in the valley who is...
fighting kitty
  03/28/24
of some sort, yes. Now a mix of law, finance and production ...
fighting kitty
  03/28/24
Stop promoting and producing degenerate garbage
adulterous misanthropic den party of the first part
  03/29/24
Quit my job
pearl godawful turdskin native
  03/27/24
In this environment probably throw it into high yield saving...
Brilliant Stubborn Theater
  03/27/24
poast
supple balding digit ratio
  03/27/24
Take a sabbatical and hike Hokkaido, maybe do the Appalachia...
Big immigrant lodge
  03/27/24
Take 6-12 months off work, play a shitload of golf, travel a...
doobsian saffron skinny woman
  03/27/24
Move into a nicer place.
Apoplectic Curious Brunch
  03/27/24
buy a small house and set up some kind of safe but unexcitin...
Swashbuckling Big-titted Corner Masturbator
  03/27/24
nothing thats like 100k in 1990 money, it aint moving muc...
Contagious shaky pozpig
  03/27/24
Pay off house, put the rest in bonds or dividend stocks and ...
Mildly autistic shitlib hell
  03/27/24
That's a far better answer to this question with $10m than $...
Brilliant Stubborn Theater
  03/28/24
...
Cocky bespoke rehab coffee pot
  03/28/24
Nah you wagies just have way inflated expectations which is ...
Mildly autistic shitlib hell
  03/28/24
U have kids?
adulterous misanthropic den party of the first part
  03/28/24
Ohhhhhh I'd buy a small home
abnormal geriatric volcanic crater incel
  03/28/24
Two girls at one time. I might also pay off my remaining ...
Exciting trailer park
  03/29/24
Laurence, you're a fucking genius
Sapphire bearded meetinghouse tank
  03/29/24
Home improvements with half (which will creep into becoming ...
Arousing Ticket Booth Ceo
  03/29/24


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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:49 AM
Author: Cocky bespoke rehab coffee pot

$2m?

$5m?

I am asking for obvious reasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531146)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:50 AM
Author: chartreuse floppy foreskin

Then I'd have 2.1m and wld really be set for life but just getting 400k more wld be enough for me... Life is worthless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531150)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:57 AM
Author: Cocky bespoke rehab coffee pot

I was at $1.528 on Friday, but probably lost $10k or more since I last checked. It’s not even real anymore. Still have $440k in debts to pay off and then I owe my kids a living so I will work / save for 35 more years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531163)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:59 AM
Author: Olive mewling parlor

the story of the xoxo wagey. while I find them morally abhorrent, there is an appeal to the no-kidmos being done with life earning by 42

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531168)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:05 AM
Author: chartreuse floppy foreskin

man furk, what is ur asset allocation again? what stocks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531306)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: Cocky bespoke rehab coffee pot

90/10 equities/fixed income

Of equities, 75/25 VTI or equivalent/VXUS

Outside of these accounts I have a little home equity and a little bullion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531328)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: Lascivious deranged electric furnace

how much of a cash cushion do you keep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531330)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: Cocky bespoke rehab coffee pot

Right now about $85k is in mm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531339)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: chartreuse floppy foreskin

man im so retarded, i shld have ur NW, but then again u have income so thats prob 50% of ur gains?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531379)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Cocky bespoke rehab coffee pot

No it’s just been going up up up up since the beginning of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531385)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: chartreuse floppy foreskin

yes market is up like 10% this year but im saying u have income and that makes a big diff, if u had no income like me u wld be taking 200k+ a year out of ur NW

im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531387)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Cocky bespoke rehab coffee pot

Yes, I have a job and I work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531388)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: chartreuse floppy foreskin

sooooo goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531422)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:56 AM
Author: abnormal geriatric volcanic crater incel

Start a business on the West Coast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531159)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:57 AM
Author: Olive mewling parlor

park it in a vehicle where it can grow tax free and I can borrow against it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531162)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 7:48 AM
Author: Cocky bespoke rehab coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531264)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: unhinged shrine mediation

Not a single thing would change for me personally in the short run, but in the long long run it would provide some additional cushion and investment returns and resources for my children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531340)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:36 AM
Author: Topaz jewess

Put it into short-term treasuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531341)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: fighting kitty

Pay off debt. Bankroll the last 20% of the next Gillian Jacobs film shooting this Summer in Germany and sell that fucker at Berlinale '25.

Bankroll my own film slate fund instead of hitting up the p/e crowd im talking to right now.

Pay off my aunt's house.

Fly my extended family out to Europe and get a chateau so all the cousins and all their kids can relax together and make some memories like we used to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531367)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: Cocky bespoke rehab coffee pot

Oh wow, so you actually have some tangible things to spend it on. That’s cool man. Does it make you feel alive? Are you filled with purpose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531370)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: fighting kitty

so alive, so purposeful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531380)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Bull Headed Jade Dog Poop Piazza

alive poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531579)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: adulterous misanthropic den party of the first part

His wife is infertile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531719)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: marvelous messiness

are you some sort of independent producer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531724)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: doobsian saffron skinny woman

"You lookin' for male talent?" *beady eyes narrow*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531758)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 4:45 AM
Author: fighting kitty

I know a guy in the valley who is...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534312)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 4:45 AM
Author: fighting kitty

of some sort, yes. Now a mix of law, finance and production / distribution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534311)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 8:19 AM
Author: adulterous misanthropic den party of the first part

Stop promoting and producing degenerate garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47536133)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: pearl godawful turdskin native

Quit my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531371)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 10:41 AM
Author: Brilliant Stubborn Theater

In this environment probably throw it into high yield savings and wait for an opportunity to throw into.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531584)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:33 AM
Author: supple balding digit ratio

poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531688)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Big immigrant lodge

Take a sabbatical and hike Hokkaido, maybe do the Appalachian trail, travelshrew in Kyrgyzstan. Not all three obviously but I’d choose a reasonable one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531701)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: doobsian saffron skinny woman

Take 6-12 months off work, play a shitload of golf, travel a bit (visit some friends and some international travel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531709)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Apoplectic Curious Brunch

Move into a nicer place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531718)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Big-titted Corner Masturbator

buy a small house and set up some kind of safe but unexciting investment plan (ETFs?) to handle property tax for as long as the rest will bear. i don't know what i'd actually do with my life if i quit working, so not much would change. i could spend it on small quality of life improvements, but i don't really care once stable housing is thoroughly SECURED for years and i have peace of mind from that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531771)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:09 PM
Author: Contagious shaky pozpig

nothing

thats like 100k in 1990 money, it aint moving much of anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531781)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Mildly autistic shitlib hell

Pay off house, put the rest in bonds or dividend stocks and stop working. Or some variation that involves not working. I’m not even necessarily set on keeping the house at that point. latam or southern europe would work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47533929)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Brilliant Stubborn Theater

That's a far better answer to this question with $10m than $1m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534803)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 6:29 PM
Author: Cocky bespoke rehab coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535196)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Mildly autistic shitlib hell

Nah you wagies just have way inflated expectations which is why you will never escape and never find peace or the ability to chillax

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535561)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: adulterous misanthropic den party of the first part

U have kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534855)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: abnormal geriatric volcanic crater incel

Ohhhhhh

I'd buy a small home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535202)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 3:55 AM
Author: Exciting trailer park

Two girls at one time.

I might also pay off my remaining student loans and buy a summer home in the mountains. But definitely two girls at one time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535981)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 5:00 AM
Author: Sapphire bearded meetinghouse tank

Laurence, you're a fucking genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47536035)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 4:13 AM
Author: Arousing Ticket Booth Ceo

Home improvements with half (which will creep into becoming most of it). Other half into the same mutual funds as the rest of my savings.

$1M isn’t enough to make any real changes. $10M is, though - I’d quit immediately if I got $10M after tax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535991)