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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
scarlet drunken institution
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
ivory spectacular address karate
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
sapphire filthy hissy fit
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
electric blue tank
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
scarlet drunken institution
  03/28/24
call room service
brindle aphrodisiac set coffee pot
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
scarlet drunken institution
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
Carmine cracking hospital brethren
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
electric blue tank
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
scarlet drunken institution
  03/28/24
...
brindle aphrodisiac set coffee pot
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
brindle aphrodisiac set coffee pot
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
scarlet drunken institution
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
wine sex offender
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
scarlet drunken institution
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
wine sex offender
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
scarlet drunken institution
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
Vigorous cream sneaky criminal
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
Rambunctious locus headpube
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
Vigorous cream sneaky criminal
  03/28/24
Lol
out-of-control bright double fault depressive
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
Carnelian fluffy station pervert
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
brindle aphrodisiac set coffee pot
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
scarlet drunken institution
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
light mental disorder
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
rusted hell
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
razzle wagecucks trailer park
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
pink theater
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
multi-colored lilac parlour old irish cottage
  03/29/24
Marriage material
scarlet drunken institution
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
motley mildly autistic mexican orchestra pit
  03/29/24
...
Lake sanctuary gaping
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
Garnet Mentally Impaired Main People Pistol
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
Idiotic Hall
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
green vibrant liquid oxygen
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
scarlet drunken institution
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
green vibrant liquid oxygen
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
scarlet drunken institution
  03/29/24
true
Lime whorehouse
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: scarlet drunken institution

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: ivory spectacular address karate

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: sapphire filthy hissy fit

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: electric blue tank

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: scarlet drunken institution

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: brindle aphrodisiac set coffee pot

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: scarlet drunken institution

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: Carmine cracking hospital brethren

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: electric blue tank

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: scarlet drunken institution

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: brindle aphrodisiac set coffee pot



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: brindle aphrodisiac set coffee pot

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: scarlet drunken institution

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: wine sex offender

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: scarlet drunken institution

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: wine sex offender

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: scarlet drunken institution

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: Vigorous cream sneaky criminal

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: Rambunctious locus headpube

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Vigorous cream sneaky criminal

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: out-of-control bright double fault depressive

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: Carnelian fluffy station pervert

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: brindle aphrodisiac set coffee pot

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: scarlet drunken institution

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: light mental disorder

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: rusted hell

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: razzle wagecucks trailer park

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: pink theater

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: multi-colored lilac parlour old irish cottage

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: scarlet drunken institution

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: motley mildly autistic mexican orchestra pit

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Lake sanctuary gaping



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Garnet Mentally Impaired Main People Pistol

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Idiotic Hall

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: green vibrant liquid oxygen

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: scarlet drunken institution

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: green vibrant liquid oxygen

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: scarlet drunken institution

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Lime whorehouse

true

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