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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
Hateful histrionic library tattoo
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
pearly abnormal stead dragon
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
bronze property
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
Seedy painfully honest kitchen
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
Hateful histrionic library tattoo
  03/28/24
call room service
fantasy-prone electric weed whacker sweet tailpipe
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
Hateful histrionic library tattoo
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
Talented field brethren
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
Seedy painfully honest kitchen
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
Hateful histrionic library tattoo
  03/28/24
...
fantasy-prone electric weed whacker sweet tailpipe
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
fantasy-prone electric weed whacker sweet tailpipe
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
Hateful histrionic library tattoo
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
Naked toaster
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
Hateful histrionic library tattoo
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
Naked toaster
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
Hateful histrionic library tattoo
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
vivacious dopamine
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
Marvelous Gaping
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
vivacious dopamine
  03/28/24
Lol
Clear native volcanic crater
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
Heady cream theater
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
fantasy-prone electric weed whacker sweet tailpipe
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
Hateful histrionic library tattoo
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
flickering mediation
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
Gold elite kitty
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
aphrodisiac spot roast beef
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
Peach indian lodge
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
Swashbuckling corn cake rehab
  03/29/24
Marriage material
Hateful histrionic library tattoo
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
Narrow-minded arousing jew
  03/29/24
...
ebony half-breed doctorate
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
Mind-boggling school travel guidebook
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
Dead orange ticket booth philosopher-king
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
Chocolate regret faggotry
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
Hateful histrionic library tattoo
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
Chocolate regret faggotry
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
Hateful histrionic library tattoo
  03/29/24
true
Bright abode deer antler
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Hateful histrionic library tattoo

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: pearly abnormal stead dragon

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: bronze property

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Seedy painfully honest kitchen

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Hateful histrionic library tattoo

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: fantasy-prone electric weed whacker sweet tailpipe

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Hateful histrionic library tattoo

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: Talented field brethren

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Seedy painfully honest kitchen

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Hateful histrionic library tattoo

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: fantasy-prone electric weed whacker sweet tailpipe



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: fantasy-prone electric weed whacker sweet tailpipe

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Hateful histrionic library tattoo

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Naked toaster

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Hateful histrionic library tattoo

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: Naked toaster

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Hateful histrionic library tattoo

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: vivacious dopamine

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: Marvelous Gaping

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: vivacious dopamine

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: Clear native volcanic crater

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: Heady cream theater

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: fantasy-prone electric weed whacker sweet tailpipe

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Hateful histrionic library tattoo

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: flickering mediation

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Gold elite kitty

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: aphrodisiac spot roast beef

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Peach indian lodge

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Swashbuckling corn cake rehab

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Hateful histrionic library tattoo

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Narrow-minded arousing jew

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: ebony half-breed doctorate



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Mind-boggling school travel guidebook

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Dead orange ticket booth philosopher-king

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Chocolate regret faggotry

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Hateful histrionic library tattoo

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: Chocolate regret faggotry

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Hateful histrionic library tattoo

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Bright abode deer antler

true

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