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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
French bipolar rehab
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
navy native
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
boyish shitlib point
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
painfully honest twisted headpube
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
French bipolar rehab
  03/28/24
call room service
ungodly learning disabled stead telephone
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
French bipolar rehab
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
Crusty Abode
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
painfully honest twisted headpube
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
French bipolar rehab
  03/28/24
...
ungodly learning disabled stead telephone
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
ungodly learning disabled stead telephone
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
French bipolar rehab
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
Heady brethren pit
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
French bipolar rehab
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
Heady brethren pit
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
French bipolar rehab
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
arousing factory reset button messiness
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
Swollen grizzly hominid
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
arousing factory reset button messiness
  03/28/24
Lol
Odious infuriating office ape
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
swashbuckling indian lodge genital piercing
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
ungodly learning disabled stead telephone
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
French bipolar rehab
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
Cordovan mad-dog skullcap
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
sooty appetizing range
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
Lilac Macaca Whorehouse
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
excitant fishy space puppy
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
concupiscible brass heaven affirmative action
  03/29/24
Marriage material
French bipolar rehab
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
sapphire hot queen of the night kitty
  03/29/24
...
Sable Fanboi Nowag
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
black internal respiration
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
Citrine glittery stag film degenerate
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
Pungent area ratface
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
French bipolar rehab
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
Pungent area ratface
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
French bipolar rehab
  03/29/24
true
autistic judgmental dingle berry scourge upon the earth
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: French bipolar rehab

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: navy native

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: boyish shitlib point

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: painfully honest twisted headpube

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: French bipolar rehab

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: ungodly learning disabled stead telephone

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: French bipolar rehab

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: Crusty Abode

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: painfully honest twisted headpube

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: French bipolar rehab

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: ungodly learning disabled stead telephone



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: ungodly learning disabled stead telephone

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: French bipolar rehab

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Heady brethren pit

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: French bipolar rehab

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: Heady brethren pit

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: French bipolar rehab

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: arousing factory reset button messiness

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: Swollen grizzly hominid

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: arousing factory reset button messiness

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: Odious infuriating office ape

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling indian lodge genital piercing

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: ungodly learning disabled stead telephone

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: French bipolar rehab

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Cordovan mad-dog skullcap

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: sooty appetizing range

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: Lilac Macaca Whorehouse

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: excitant fishy space puppy

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: concupiscible brass heaven affirmative action

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: French bipolar rehab

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: sapphire hot queen of the night kitty

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Sable Fanboi Nowag



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: black internal respiration

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Citrine glittery stag film degenerate

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Pungent area ratface

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: French bipolar rehab

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: Pungent area ratface

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: French bipolar rehab

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: autistic judgmental dingle berry scourge upon the earth

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538169)