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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
Indigo stubborn generalized bond
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
Boyish son of senegal faggot firefighter
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
laughsome coldplay fan
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
Opaque Histrionic Sex Offender
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
Indigo stubborn generalized bond
  03/28/24
call room service
carnelian naked headpube jew
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
Indigo stubborn generalized bond
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
razzle orange immigrant institution
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
Opaque Histrionic Sex Offender
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
Indigo stubborn generalized bond
  03/28/24
...
carnelian naked headpube jew
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
carnelian naked headpube jew
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
Indigo stubborn generalized bond
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
coiffed market
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
Indigo stubborn generalized bond
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
coiffed market
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
Indigo stubborn generalized bond
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
Aphrodisiac university fortuitous meteor
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
Wonderful Nofapping Mood
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
Aphrodisiac university fortuitous meteor
  03/28/24
Lol
splenetic forum internal respiration
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
pungent trailer park windowlicker
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
carnelian naked headpube jew
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
Indigo stubborn generalized bond
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
motley famous landscape painting liquid oxygen
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
contagious community account partner
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
At-the-ready State
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
Bat-shit-crazy Amethyst Ceo
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
mind-boggling thirsty nibblets step-uncle's house
  03/29/24
Marriage material
Indigo stubborn generalized bond
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
sickened newt
  03/29/24
...
Up-to-no-good Haunted Graveyard Coffee Pot
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
Big den
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
Nubile Pea-brained Filthpig Prole
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
beady-eyed rehab
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
Indigo stubborn generalized bond
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
beady-eyed rehab
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
Indigo stubborn generalized bond
  03/29/24
true
trip stage
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Indigo stubborn generalized bond

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Boyish son of senegal faggot firefighter

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: laughsome coldplay fan

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Opaque Histrionic Sex Offender

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Indigo stubborn generalized bond

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: carnelian naked headpube jew

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Indigo stubborn generalized bond

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: razzle orange immigrant institution

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Opaque Histrionic Sex Offender

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Indigo stubborn generalized bond

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: carnelian naked headpube jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534089)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: carnelian naked headpube jew

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Indigo stubborn generalized bond

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: coiffed market

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Indigo stubborn generalized bond

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: coiffed market

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Indigo stubborn generalized bond

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac university fortuitous meteor

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: Wonderful Nofapping Mood

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac university fortuitous meteor

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: splenetic forum internal respiration

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: pungent trailer park windowlicker

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: carnelian naked headpube jew

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Indigo stubborn generalized bond

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: motley famous landscape painting liquid oxygen

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: contagious community account partner

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: At-the-ready State

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Amethyst Ceo

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: mind-boggling thirsty nibblets step-uncle's house

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Indigo stubborn generalized bond

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: sickened newt

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Haunted Graveyard Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536237)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Big den

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Nubile Pea-brained Filthpig Prole

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed rehab

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Indigo stubborn generalized bond

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed rehab

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Indigo stubborn generalized bond

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: trip stage

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538169)