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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
Vermilion Chapel Pervert
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
Mahogany beady-eyed hairy legs clown
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
Hairraiser cyan headpube
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
Titillating Shrine
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
Vermilion Chapel Pervert
  03/28/24
call room service
Primrose lay
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
Vermilion Chapel Pervert
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
Unhinged mediation
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
Titillating Shrine
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
Vermilion Chapel Pervert
  03/28/24
...
Primrose lay
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
Primrose lay
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
Vermilion Chapel Pervert
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
Maize Dragon
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
Vermilion Chapel Pervert
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
Maize Dragon
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
Vermilion Chapel Pervert
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
Racy insanely creepy location doctorate
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
opaque hyperventilating theater stage
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
Racy insanely creepy location doctorate
  03/28/24
Lol
Coral exhilarant temple patrolman
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
histrionic deep alpha
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
Primrose lay
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
Vermilion Chapel Pervert
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
Flushed vivacious field
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
sapphire potus half-breed
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
Arousing coiffed principal's office
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
Contagious newt corner
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
ruddy fat ankles
  03/29/24
Marriage material
Vermilion Chapel Pervert
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
Curious Elastic Band
  03/29/24
...
Indecent underhanded codepig regret
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
French trust fund faggot firefighter
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
thriller den
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
Vigorous old irish cottage
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
Vermilion Chapel Pervert
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
Vigorous old irish cottage
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
Vermilion Chapel Pervert
  03/29/24
true
Crystalline supple native
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Vermilion Chapel Pervert

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Mahogany beady-eyed hairy legs clown

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Hairraiser cyan headpube

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Titillating Shrine

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Vermilion Chapel Pervert

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Primrose lay

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Vermilion Chapel Pervert

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: Unhinged mediation

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Titillating Shrine

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Vermilion Chapel Pervert

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Primrose lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534089)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Primrose lay

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Vermilion Chapel Pervert

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Maize Dragon

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Vermilion Chapel Pervert

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: Maize Dragon

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Vermilion Chapel Pervert

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: Racy insanely creepy location doctorate

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: opaque hyperventilating theater stage

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Racy insanely creepy location doctorate

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: Coral exhilarant temple patrolman

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: histrionic deep alpha

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Primrose lay

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Vermilion Chapel Pervert

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Flushed vivacious field

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: sapphire potus half-breed

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: Arousing coiffed principal's office

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Contagious newt corner

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: ruddy fat ankles

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Vermilion Chapel Pervert

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Curious Elastic Band

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Indecent underhanded codepig regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536237)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: French trust fund faggot firefighter

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: thriller den

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Vigorous old irish cottage

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Vermilion Chapel Pervert

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: Vigorous old irish cottage

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Vermilion Chapel Pervert

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Crystalline supple native

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538169)