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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
Yellow quadroon
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
Bat-shit-crazy hall
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
Pearly arrogant idea he suggested senate
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
pale hairraiser sweet tailpipe
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
Yellow quadroon
  03/28/24
call room service
Balding Red Antidepressant Drug Space
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
Yellow quadroon
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
mind-boggling pearl hospital
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
pale hairraiser sweet tailpipe
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
Yellow quadroon
  03/28/24
...
Balding Red Antidepressant Drug Space
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
Balding Red Antidepressant Drug Space
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
Yellow quadroon
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
Out-of-control cerebral trust fund
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
Yellow quadroon
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
Out-of-control cerebral trust fund
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
Yellow quadroon
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
Razzle Silver Meetinghouse
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
Mustard Shrine
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
Razzle Silver Meetinghouse
  03/28/24
Lol
vermilion disgusting main people
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
Lascivious National Security Agency Stage
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
Balding Red Antidepressant Drug Space
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
Yellow quadroon
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
Crimson beta pit
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
twisted wagecucks
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
Sinister Citrine Forum Gunner
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
Saffron self-centered field
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
Burgundy Roast Beef Corner
  03/29/24
Marriage material
Yellow quadroon
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
lake theater stage
  03/29/24
...
histrionic office boiling water
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
soul-stirring home
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
Copper Indecent Foreskin Lodge
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
Ruddy Community Account
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
Yellow quadroon
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
Ruddy Community Account
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
Yellow quadroon
  03/29/24
true
iridescent spot
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Yellow quadroon

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy hall

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Pearly arrogant idea he suggested senate

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: pale hairraiser sweet tailpipe

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Yellow quadroon

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Balding Red Antidepressant Drug Space

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Yellow quadroon

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: mind-boggling pearl hospital

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: pale hairraiser sweet tailpipe

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Yellow quadroon

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Balding Red Antidepressant Drug Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534089)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Balding Red Antidepressant Drug Space

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Yellow quadroon

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Out-of-control cerebral trust fund

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Yellow quadroon

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: Out-of-control cerebral trust fund

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Yellow quadroon

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: Razzle Silver Meetinghouse

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: Mustard Shrine

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Razzle Silver Meetinghouse

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: vermilion disgusting main people

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: Lascivious National Security Agency Stage

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Balding Red Antidepressant Drug Space

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Yellow quadroon

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Crimson beta pit

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: twisted wagecucks

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: Sinister Citrine Forum Gunner

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Saffron self-centered field

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Burgundy Roast Beef Corner

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Yellow quadroon

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: lake theater stage

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: histrionic office boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536237)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: soul-stirring home

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Copper Indecent Foreskin Lodge

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Ruddy Community Account

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Yellow quadroon

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: Ruddy Community Account

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Yellow quadroon

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: iridescent spot

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538169)