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Could Caitlin Clark make an NBA roster?
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Date: April 4th, 2024 1:11 PM Author: Histrionic startled institution She shoots 38% from 3-point range and 85% free throws.
Edit: jfc 50 posts? This is obvious flame, or so I thought |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 3:04 PM Author: charismatic sanctuary Sad this makes her the best could do even better crazy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555507) |
Date: April 4th, 2024 1:13 PM Author: Razzmatazz Chapel Absolutely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555142) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 8:42 PM Author: Mewling Vengeful Becky Lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47556384) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 1:14 PM Author: crawly fuchsia haunted graveyard stead That’s her percentage from the girl 3pt line with the girl ball. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555148) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 1:17 PM Author: disgusting base and most importantly, girl defenders. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555165) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 1:22 PM Author: Cordovan Corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555195) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 1:14 PM Author: Swollen copper hall newt no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555149) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 1:17 PM Author: heady orchestra pit hunting ground Yeah as a shooting coach (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555167) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 1:23 PM Author: Dashing school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555199) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 1:21 PM Author: Pontificating skinny woman Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555186) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 1:23 PM Author: Cordovan Corner A more realistic question is, how many points could she typically score in an NBA game. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555200) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 1:26 PM Author: useless wonderful legal warrant address she'd wouldn't get a shot off against a good men's 9th grader. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555210) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 1:28 PM Author: Marvelous Slimy Fanboi Hell CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555223) |
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Date: April 5th, 2024 11:41 AM Author: Harsh Obsidian Crackhouse Degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47557758) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 1:31 PM Author: Swashbuckling zombie-like theatre 0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555228) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 2:17 PM Author: Cordovan Corner I'm thinking maybe 3 or 4 over an entire game? At some point she'd get fouled and make the free throws. And maybe make one or two shots. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555371) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 2:21 PM Author: Appetizing Theater Stage Roommate This is possible. The real question is how many games would she last without a serious injury. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555385) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 2:41 PM Author: Swashbuckling zombie-like theatre idk she's 6 feet only and doesnt have the athleticism to create any openings in the paint. the big boys would just need to stand still with their arms up and they'd block her down low without fouling. only real chance she has is to chuck threes from the logo and hope the defender doesnt close the distance in time to alter her shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555443) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 2:31 PM Author: shivering sticky house No field goals but at some point natural instincts for some savage porch ape would kick in and she’d get elbowed in the face/kidneys and get to shoot free throws (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555418) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 2:38 PM Author: Cordovan Corner Right. Although assuming her teammates were rational, I wonder how often she'd ever get passed to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555435) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 3:17 PM Author: crusty jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555551) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:02 PM Author: mind-boggling center potus Or be dead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47556606) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 1:24 PM Author: Avocado Community Account These threads are dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555202) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 1:28 PM Author: high-end free-loading den deer antler lmao, a couple of hs girls who are on the all-state team come to the gym weekend mornings and play on what is essentially the over 40 court. basically, the best female players are about as good as nothing special former hs and some college player males who are 20-30yrs older than them. in no universe is cclark playing against nba players. at best she’s a novelty in some 3 vs 3 league (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555224) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 1:39 PM Author: heady orchestra pit hunting ground They're better than you think though. I used to play a lot of 1 on 1 with a the best girl on our high school basketball team. She was better than me and won like 60/40
I'm a pretty good athlete but not that great at basketball |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 1:47 PM Author: slate bisexual range The "all-state" girls in whatever flyover neighborhood you live in aren't even close to being the best female players. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555267) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 2:31 PM Author: Laughsome Selfie Affirmative Action Do they release wnba combine numbers? Should be easy to compare women's first rounders and see where they stand in comparison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555416) |
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Date: April 5th, 2024 11:40 AM Author: high-end free-loading den deer antler (someone unfamiliar with which flyover state i live in) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47557754) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 1:53 PM Author: Ivory big bawdyhouse i've had conversations with a guy who was on the practice squad for a top women's NCAA program. he said that any decent boys' high school team would destroy that woman's team.
and let's not forget how physical the NBA is. she wouldn't make it to halftime just on physicality alone. |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 3:03 PM Author: mustard sandwich laser beams yeah, I knew a guy who was on the practice squad for a top 5 woman's program, said they were forbidden from blocking shots, driving to the rim hard or from playing D at full speed, and these were just hs team washouts who didn't even make a college team anywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555503) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:12 PM Author: Blathering floppy juggernaut They actually run this experiment all the time in soccer. The USWNT routinely loses to boys U15 clubs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47556643) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:43 PM Author: mustard sandwich laser beams yeah but at least that's a real team with coaching, the girls practice squad is literally just random doods who didn't even start in hs who are bored and they can shit on any women's team without even being coached, just basic athleticism is that far off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47556755) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 1:37 PM Author: light internet-worthy plaza absolutely. just not based on talent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555239) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 1:40 PM Author: Pontificating skinny woman she's got plenty of talent. i'm a supporter of the woman's game. but genetics is destiny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555246) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 1:42 PM Author: light internet-worthy plaza wtf are you talking about. she couldnt make a mens d1 roster on "talent". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555252) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 1:47 PM Author: Pontificating skinny woman i don't think you understand. men and women are not on the same plane when it comes to sports, with rare exceptions. they are both playing basketball, but they might as well be playing different sports.
for a woman basketball player, she is immensely gifted and talented.
you'd have to be a total retard to a) make this thread, and b) claim that clark isn't talented. |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 1:49 PM Author: light internet-worthy plaza i dont think you understand. i said she cant make the nba on talent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555278) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 1:52 PM Author: Pontificating skinny woman again, i don't think you understand. you'd have to be a retard to say she can't make the nba on talent. of course she can't, because she plays a different sport. it's like saying max verstappen couldn't make it in professional hockey on talent. do you think you're contributing anything of value with this point?
hope this helps. |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 1:55 PM Author: light internet-worthy plaza again i dont think you understand. youd have to be a retard to not realize that victoria's secret models are now obese. if someone wants her in the nba shell be in the nba. worlds changed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555297) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 1:57 PM Author: Pontificating skinny woman i don't think you have the required horsepower for this conversation. it's like a ferrari trying to race a pinto. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555306) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 1:48 PM Author: slate bisexual range No. She's still a great female basketball player and entertaining to watch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555273) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 1:51 PM Author: Blathering floppy juggernaut lol no, some athletic nig would steal and block the ball every time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555287) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 1:52 PM Author: Blathering floppy juggernaut Here’s what happens when a pro soccer player plays against pro women.
It would be even worse in basketball.
https://youtu.be/FeRV6tgkIjw?si=X7L4wjFAv7RmX-az |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 2:57 PM Author: nudist aromatic new version twinkling uncleanness Lmao. That goalie was useless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555473) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 1:55 PM Author: Fragrant knife LMAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555302) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: Appetizing Theater Stage Roommate l o l (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555316) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: sinister maize home If a team had infinite timeouts, she’d maybe be able to crack it if teams subbed offense/defense each possession and a team had a waive of injuries to its shooters.
Her lack of lower body strength and lateral quickness would make defense in the NBA (and most D1 men’s conferences) a complete non-starter. |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 2:05 PM Author: Blathering floppy juggernaut lol no, an nba athlete would just guard her and she’d have no room to make a shot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555334) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: Black sneaky criminal Lot of cope itt.
she is the all time leading collegiate scorer with over 3,900 points.
Even discounting massively for the male-female difference at a rate of 90% to 390, and prorating her points to a full nba season (82 games vs. 25 for womens college bb), you are looking at a minimum of 17 points a game (provided she plays at least 40 minutes). |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 2:09 PM Author: Appetizing Theater Stage Roommate poa/mon synergy, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555353) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 8:42 PM Author: Mewling Vengeful Becky irl lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47556387) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 2:10 PM Author: sick doctorate therapy lmao of course not. But she could probably hang at a D-III men's college. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555355) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 2:12 PM Author: Laughsome Selfie Affirmative Action I wouldn't be surprised if some NBA team offered her a phony one day contract to do a "tryout" just for publicity. They're forcememing her hard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555361) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 2:20 PM Author: Appetizing Theater Stage Roommate would be 180 when she catches an elbow from a dude who is 6’ 11” 270 pounds.
equality! |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 2:29 PM Author: shivering sticky house Bring her in for a squib kick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555407) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 2:41 PM Author: Glittery learning disabled trailer park Would never happen because it would shatter the illusion of equality.
If it did happen, the press would not be invited, everyone in attendance would be forced to sign a NDA, and then they would all gloat afterwards about how well she did. |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 3:12 PM Author: Laughsome Selfie Affirmative Action Ofs no cameras allowed (our tryouts are top secret, can't have other teams getting inside knowledge) but some SI writer would be invited in to do a Pravda style rave of how graceful she looked in the layup line. Of course we really like our roster right now and it's a shame we can't find a spot for her but man is she a competitor! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555535) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 3:57 PM Author: Glittery learning disabled trailer park lol cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555716) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 2:26 PM Author: umber soul-stirring church how big is her cock? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555401) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 2:49 PM Author: Marvelous Slimy Fanboi Hell Prime Caitlyn Clark couldn't even beat prime Earl tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555454) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 4:12 PM Author: Bearded Blue Personal Credit Line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555778) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 8:43 PM Author: Mewling Vengeful Becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47556391) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 3:00 PM Author: white hairraiser tanning salon No, but it's bullshit that we don't have nudes of her yet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555483) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 3:10 PM Author: charismatic sanctuary Wow lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555527) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 3:15 PM Author: Histrionic startled institution we always have the Wisconsin basketball team (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555547) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 3:21 PM Author: Exhilarant dun national pistol She'd never make an NBA roster in a fair and competitive league, but who knows nowadays.
Look, could she score *some* points? I mean, maybe. They probably wouldn't pay much attention to her tbh. She might get a backdoor cut in the paint and get a shot in. Or she might get fouled.
But there is no way that she would be competitive against the length and speed of NBA players. She's six-foot or so, has very little elevation in her jump shot, and shoots from her chest. She'd have too much trouble getting shots off to score consistently.
On top of that, she'd be an absolute defensive liability. |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 4:26 PM Author: mustard sandwich laser beams this is too generous by far, she would be a massive liability in every facet of the game and look like a toddler playing against full grown adults (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555828) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 8:51 PM Author: odious unholy scourge upon the earth This, she wouldn’t even be able to bring the ball up the court against a college team and all her finishes would get blocked. It would be bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47556416) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:44 PM Author: mustard sandwich laser beams it would basically be rape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47556756) |
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Date: April 7th, 2024 6:15 PM Author: translucent beady-eyed half-breed senate *high school team (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47563057) |
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Date: April 7th, 2024 6:11 PM Author: Blathering floppy juggernaut She would never get fouled. That’s stupid as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47563049) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 4:09 PM Author: Galvanic Emerald Site lol no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47555772) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 8:39 PM Author: poppy bateful indian lodge Caitlyn Jenner would have a better chance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47556377) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 8:49 PM Author: odious unholy scourge upon the earth 37 year old former college player here. This is a ridiculous question. I don’t even wanna be mean but this is silly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47556409) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:05 PM Author: Thriller Garrison Kitty xoxo is truly a bastion of aryan cognitive superiority
you retarded motherfucker lol. what happens when shes forced to defend kawhi leonard (6’9, 7’3 wingspan, and strong as a fucking ox) because he hunts her literally every single every possession with screens?
on offense shed be suffocated. shed be so freakishly slow off the dribble that much bigger defenders would crowd her space with total impunity anywhere past half court |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:52 PM Author: opaque tripping station ladyboy She could not make a D-League roster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47556784) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:58 PM Author: Chocolate adventurous native Not even as a comfort woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47556806) |
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Date: April 5th, 2024 11:41 AM Author: Harsh Obsidian Crackhouse Degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47557764) |
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Date: April 4th, 2024 11:01 PM Author: scarlet hideous public bath When I was a 5-6th year associate my neighbor, a black female, who played for a SEC school, used to play bball in the street with us. She was pretty good but I could absolutely shut her down if needed. She would score because there were old dudes and like 12 year old neighbor kids playing.
I respected her game but no way she could even take a mid 30s lawyer who had largely wasted away at the hands of biglaw.
I’m 6’3” and could dunk well in my prime but never played high school or college. |
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Date: April 5th, 2024 11:57 AM Author: heady orchestra pit hunting ground Played a little biglaw ball myself back in the day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47557816) |
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Date: April 7th, 2024 6:18 PM Author: Amber resort mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47563064) |
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Date: April 8th, 2024 9:16 AM Author: Laughsome Selfie Affirmative Action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47564413) |
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Date: April 5th, 2024 5:52 AM Author: wild lodge alpha is a condition that she must have gangbangs on demand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47557241) |
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Date: April 5th, 2024 11:49 AM Author: Trip Useless Brakes Dingle Berry In today's soft NBA, absolutely (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47557798) |
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Date: April 7th, 2024 6:13 PM Author: translucent beady-eyed half-breed senate el oh el (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513482&forum_id=2#47563054) |