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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:40 PM Author: Harsh Floppy Organic Girlfriend Crackhouse worked at a firm for two years, served a giant PE fund faithfully saving them a lot of money. really like to work there and see a pipeline of attorneys there who have similar credentials. i'm familiar with the head since she's seen what I've done. Don't know whether to email her directly or wtf i should do, whether there'd be pushback or anything
thinking about just mailing her my resume and including phone number. Too bold? |
Date: April 17th, 2024 12:41 PM Author: Curious Spot Faggot Firefighter Firm handshake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590428) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:42 PM Author: stimulating free-loading boistinker lol brother, buckle up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590430) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:42 PM Author: Harsh Floppy Organic Girlfriend Crackhouse need advice. i could just do nothing but would like to strike while iron is hot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590435) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:45 PM Author: stimulating free-loading boistinker i mean, shoot your shot, but be prepared to get rejected. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590451) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:50 PM Author: Harsh Floppy Organic Girlfriend Crackhouse i see her in a bind. i'm probably the only one at my firm who can deliver results like these
and if she rejects me she might think i may not press as hard anymore |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: stimulating free-loading boistinker associates are completely fungible man, no chance she views it the way you think (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590482) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:57 PM Author: Harsh Floppy Organic Girlfriend Crackhouse i mean i would think that, but they're getting fucked hard now, harder than ever before and if I go off client would be a shitfest for a year+
i report directly to her and do pretty much everything |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:03 PM Author: stimulating free-loading boistinker if you really want it, reach out to her. obviously, this could backfire at your current firm, but in house is hard to cop from a firm and you may need to take these risks to land your preferred place. just be prepared to be rejected, since most of these overtures are not successful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590533) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:04 PM Author: Harsh Floppy Organic Girlfriend Crackhouse thanks man, i'll think it over whether worth the risk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590536) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:42 PM Author: Adulterous area usually with a rental lease or purchase agreement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590434) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:48 PM Author: hyperactive new version rigor "she" lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590467) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: Harsh Floppy Organic Girlfriend Crackhouse yeah yeah but she's an old lady who wants our firm to try, and no one did until i came along
she's a boomer btw |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:49 PM Author: Smoky pervert stain You saved a firm $3m and now you want a job? Jesus bro. I've saved my clients hundreds of millions if not billions of dollars and they still treat me like shit. |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:53 PM Author: Harsh Floppy Organic Girlfriend Crackhouse yes but you're not a lowly associate such as i. And it was like *30mil but don't want to argue over numbers.
i have a specialized skill |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:03 PM Author: Smoky pervert stain I'm sure you are great. My comment wasn't about you. It was about how in corporate America clients are annoying, thankless, and awful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590532) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:07 PM Author: Harsh Floppy Organic Girlfriend Crackhouse i agree generally. wouldn't try with any other client. she has emailed me pretty extensively the last year or so. she's not terrible like others and does seem to appreciate what i'm doing
what would you recommend? |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:18 PM Author: Smoky pervert stain I don't have any advice for you. If she's a contact, I would think maybe go take her out for lunch and feel her out as to whether you can go inhouse there. If you can't, you can still just expense the lunch and tell your boss that you're taking the initiative to get to know clients. Win-win. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590584) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:19 PM Author: Harsh Floppy Organic Girlfriend Crackhouse Hadn't thought of that dear friend, will likely do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590588) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:49 PM Author: pontificating gaming laptop You apply through the website like the 100+ other lawyers have done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590474) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:55 PM Author: Harsh Floppy Organic Girlfriend Crackhouse yeah and application will never be opened because i'm not diversity and HR drones will autoreject (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590494) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:20 PM Author: mustard antidepressant drug lodge That's what I did and I've been in-house for over a decade. That's what my wife did too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590590) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:22 PM Author: Harsh Floppy Organic Girlfriend Crackhouse to be fair, you + wife applied before zog machine went into overdrive and autorejects all HUWHITE MALE applicants (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590594) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:24 PM Author: mustard antidepressant drug lodge My wife has only been in her current job for a few years though I will note that the hardest in-house job to get is the first one. That said, I went in-house just after ITE which was a VERY hard time to make the jump. I work with an awful lot of regular white males, so it obviously isn't impossible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590602) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 3:58 PM Author: Sapphire fighting theatre karate If there is a job listing and you apply, you can and should reach out to your contact and let them know how excited you are about the opportunity. In theory you could just reach out and say "hey, would love to work here" but i dont really see that working as they likely dont have budget and it looks kind of weird and desperate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47591157) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:53 PM Author: Razzle cyan round eye space people here will never encourage another poaster to rise up in life
do what you have to do and what's best for your future, don't worry about any of these fags |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:54 PM Author: Harsh Floppy Organic Girlfriend Crackhouse what is your advice? am i fucked out of a job if i send letter to her? i went to a better law school than pretty much anyone at my firm... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590490) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:00 PM Author: Razzle cyan round eye space do you know if they are hiring? if so, the resume is fine. if not, play it cool and send a message saying you enjoyed working with her and her firm and that if there are ever any opportunities that you'd be interested in working there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590518) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:02 PM Author: Harsh Floppy Organic Girlfriend Crackhouse Thanks man. yeah that's basically what I'm planning to do. wondering if i should send a physical letter, a business email or personal email (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590526) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 3:57 PM Author: Crystalline vivacious locale Send a telegram or fax (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47591154) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:54 PM Author: Violent Dilemma Marketing Idea do you want to do 5 hours of work per week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590491) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:56 PM Author: Harsh Floppy Organic Girlfriend Crackhouse if that means missing hours in current firm because i'm rejected and they hate me? No (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590497) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:26 PM Author: Idiotic son of senegal lettuce Apply through website
2 years probably not enough experience in this market |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:37 PM Author: Harsh Floppy Organic Girlfriend Crackhouse 2 years working on this client, 4 years total (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590661) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:26 PM Author: Histrionic Wrinkle Gas Station How did u "save them money" by billing them? Are u a taxmo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590612) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:38 PM Author: Harsh Floppy Organic Girlfriend Crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590664) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:30 PM Author: cordovan thriller university MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY GET OUT THE WAY GET OUT THE WAY
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:42 PM Author: Harsh Floppy Organic Girlfriend Crackhouse just hold me back or let me run (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590681) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:36 PM Author: Dull hairless pit Emailing a resume is retarddd and autistic. Email her with a request to chat informally and learn more about her career arc. During the call flag interest in the company repeatedly and see what happens. Find subtle ways to flag your relevant expertise as she discusses her career growth and success at target company.
If she doesn’t bite, at the end of the call openly state you’d like to move to that company and ask her to keep you in mind. Ping every 6 weeks thereafter as a friendly check in. |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:40 PM Author: Harsh Floppy Organic Girlfriend Crackhouse This is what I'm talking about, thank you.
Was thinking about physically mailing the letter asking for a quick call. Better than email or no? She is boomer |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:41 PM Author: Dull hairless pit Of course not you dumbfuck. Email. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590676) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:42 PM Author: Harsh Floppy Organic Girlfriend Crackhouse Will do thanks
My personal email or work? |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:42 PM Author: stimulating free-loading boistinker never physically mail anything you want someone to read (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590679) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:57 PM Author: Ruddy Mind-boggling Office Masterful flame. I’m still not 100% sure if you’re just hilariously autistic, but lol at a physical letter. Phenomenal escalation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590787) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 3:52 PM Author: Harsh Floppy Organic Girlfriend Crackhouse I am 100% an autist
Edit: how tf would an actual, professional letter to a boomer be a bad decision? |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:57 PM Author: Ruddy Mind-boggling Office You seem too dumb to be an autist, so I will continue to assume you are/treat you as flame. So, flamey, imagine you are the recipient. What actions would you be expected to take in response to a snail mail letter v an email and how likely would you be to take any of them.
I understand that you think an appeal to a boomer’s likely sense of self-importance and antiquated professional aesthetics is a smart move to get their attention, but ask yourself how likely it is that effort to appeal to those biases is really more important than making it as low effort as possible to do something helpful. |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 4:51 PM Author: Harsh Floppy Organic Girlfriend Crackhouse An email can be forwarded compadre, forwarded and endlessly MOCKED
So I should STAY IN MY FIRM like a good lawcuck? Is that the advice? |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 11:11 AM Author: Jet-lagged Talking Nursing Home Toaster dude you are not going to make it in-house if you send people physical letters LMFAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47592827) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 4:49 PM Author: Harsh Floppy Organic Girlfriend Crackhouse Roger roger, xo wants me to stay a lawfag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47598050) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 5:06 PM Author: motley selfie dingle berry Send her an edible arrangement (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47598081) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 5:10 PM Author: Harsh Floppy Organic Girlfriend Crackhouse Some very nice high class candies? Or cookies? Or what? I'm open for suggestions! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47598097) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:19 PM Author: black frum water buffalo macaca in house is so (xo 2013
it's 2024 we're all solo shitlawyers now and loving every minute |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:27 PM Author: tantric tanning salon Disco Fries' approach would be my recommendation. Just don't go to Outback, or if you do, at least don't eat in the parking lot. Sorry, df, couldn't resist. Edit, being a boomer, albeit an old one, I prefer that people be direct about such things. If I didn't want to hire you, I would tell you. She may be under the impression you are happily on your way to big bucks partner and have no interest going in-house. Always be careful what you say in an email. They don't go away. I still do phone calls. In any event, I don't see any downside to asking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47590907) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 3:54 PM Author: Harsh Floppy Organic Girlfriend Crackhouse Thank you friend, and yes I prefer phone calls too. Unsure whether the firm protocol would be NOT to email her under any circumstances unless she emails me, which is why I thought of letter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47591144) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:00 PM Author: Crystalline vivacious locale If you’re literally scared to shoot the client a one-off email, then you might not have the deep bond that you think you do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47591162) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:19 PM Author: Ebony Bat Shit Crazy Brunch Useless Brakes xo tale: in a parasocial relationship with a woman, but not an egirl or onlyfans whore; it’s his boomer client (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47591218) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 4:47 PM Author: Harsh Floppy Organic Girlfriend Crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47598045) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 6:06 PM Author: black frum water buffalo macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47598234) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 6:07 PM Author: drunken stirring rehab Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518752&forum_id=2#47598236) |