Was Jesus OK with bros jizzing on a woman's face and tits?
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Date: April 18th, 2024 3:48 PM Author: scarlet vivacious stead
afaik early christianity promoted hardcore anti-natalism. after it had trouble expanding with that message they switched to only missionary sex for purposes of procreation
jesus himself seemed a lot chiller than this except for random points where he shits all over gentiles like in matthew
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Date: April 18th, 2024 4:22 PM Author: transparent den dragon
Jesus was a devout jew.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan
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Date: April 18th, 2024 4:25 PM Author: Curious bawdyhouse
Short answer: yes.
Jesus said its ok as long as your seed (cum) doesnt hit the ground. Unclear if this includes carpet, rugs, or just natural surcaces like dirt and stone. Of course wood floors are up for interpretation though Augustine of Hippo had some interesting thoughts on that seem on point.
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Date: April 19th, 2024 12:19 PM Author: Racy Stock Car
how is this sexy? never understood the urge to whip your dick off moments before and start jerking yourself off
i can't imagine this existing in a pre-pornhub world
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Date: April 19th, 2024 12:40 PM Author: Vigorous flesh piazza famous landscape painting
Probably. BJs, facials and cumming on a girl’s bosom is discussed extensively in the Jewish scriptures, which the young Jesus would have heard about in the synagogue.
For example, Song of Songs 4:16: Awake, O north wind, And come, O south! Blow upon my garden, That its spices may flow out. Let my beloved come to this garden And eat its pleasant fruits.
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Date: April 19th, 2024 12:50 PM Author: Vigorous flesh piazza famous landscape painting
It’s also okay to fuck a girl while she sleeps as long as you don’t wake her up. Also discussed extensively in hebrew scripture. For example: Song of Songs 5:2-6
I slept but my heart was awake.
Listen! My beloved is knocking:
“Open to me, my sister, my darling,
my dove, my flawless one.
My head is drenched with dew,
my hair with the dampness of the night.”
3 I have taken off my robe—
must I put it on again?
I have washed my feet—
must I soil them again?
4 My beloved thrust his hand through the latch-opening;
my heart began to pound for him.
5 I arose to open for my beloved,
and my hands dripped with myrrh,
my fingers with flowing myrrh,
on the handles of the bolt.
6 I opened for my beloved,
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