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HYPO: You're making $330k/yr but got offered a prosecutor position

I was at a bar tonight & met the head of homicide at a r...
diverse bonkers volcanic crater nursing home
  04/20/24
I'm in similar situation. Have a private practice that I wou...
bipolar hairraiser nowag
  04/20/24
this guy was chill as fuck and would be my boss. We discover...
diverse bonkers volcanic crater nursing home
  04/20/24
literally top 0.01% programmer tp.
Stimulating community account
  04/20/24
LMAO
claret kitchen
  04/20/24
if you're a top 0.01% programmer, why do you worry about mon...
nudist mahogany trust fund regret
  04/20/24
i was at a bar tonight and Sydney Sweeney and Jenna Ortega w...
Razzle-dazzle Misanthropic Wrinkle
  04/20/24
nigga you gay!
Violet Mother Stage
  04/20/24
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Razzle-dazzle Misanthropic Wrinkle
  04/20/24
i think you first have all four of you discuss palsgraf and ...
Slate turdskin
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Beady-eyed site jew
  04/21/24
You're asking if it's possible to be a prosecutor & keep...
Provocative range people who are hurt
  04/20/24
everything between $80k and $600k is basically the same anyw...
Stimulating community account
  04/20/24
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Razzle-dazzle Misanthropic Wrinkle
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Violet Mother Stage
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brindle abode
  04/20/24
can you imagine being such a BOSS that depending on what you...
Nubile Boyish Halford
  04/20/24
I am stuck in my life until my mid 70s (unless the cancer ta...
brindle abode
  04/20/24
If you're making them that kind of money they don't mind you...
Opaque Church Building Crotch
  04/20/24
Litigation is a terrible way to make a living. Criminal pros...
histrionic lettuce
  04/20/24
tell us again about how you can beat any DUI case at trial b...
Glittery step-uncle's house ratface
  04/20/24
He was at a bar not a tavern
vibrant rusted chad school
  04/20/24
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claret kitchen
  04/20/24
He's also an experienced bar/restaurant owner. No doubt he w...
Disgusting Chartreuse Mad Cow Disease
  04/20/24
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French theater stage
  04/22/24
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Odious doctorate french chef
  04/22/24
I'm the prize!!!
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nudist mahogany trust fund regret
  04/20/24
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naked candlestick maker
  04/20/24
i haven't read through the thread to see whether you were as...
Nubile Boyish Halford
  04/20/24
just read the thread. as i suspected, nearly all the poasts ...
Nubile Boyish Halford
  04/20/24
Dude claims he makes $380k yet has like $200k of cc debt hmm...
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ruddy resort
  04/20/24
simple are country prosecutor's office starting salary of 10...
Sienna gaping internal respiration
  04/20/24
lol i totally missed that flame tell. good catch.
Nubile Boyish Halford
  04/20/24
random prosbros in are country pay GS-14 to start all the ti...
Razzle-dazzle Misanthropic Wrinkle
  04/20/24
While this is obviously flame, he said starting salary for t...
Soul-stirring garrison
  04/21/24
can you teach me to code?
gay spot mad-dog skullcap
  04/20/24
Prosecutors are scum, wouldn't take the job for 10 milli
crystalline meetinghouse
  04/20/24
more like PERSECUTORS amirite?
Razzle-dazzle Misanthropic Wrinkle
  04/20/24
(xo 2004
Disgusting Chartreuse Mad Cow Disease
  04/21/24
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Turquoise Indecent Base
  04/21/24
ill take that as a compliment
crystalline meetinghouse
  04/21/24
I don't understand the appeal of being a prosecutor at all. ...
Soggy Coiffed Kitty Cat Theater
  04/20/24
Agreed. I just wanted to piss off xo and succeeded.
diverse bonkers volcanic crater nursing home
  04/20/24
you're always on the verge of greatness. any day now and it...
onyx thriller dilemma
  04/21/24
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Beady-eyed site jew
  04/21/24
I would never take a shitgov job now. I would rather starve ...
Brilliant galvanic mood station
  04/21/24
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wine offensive house rigpig
  04/22/24
Cr you wouldn’t know anything about that Fucking fa...
outnumbered swashbuckling degenerate
  04/22/24
Does this guy know you are a racist?
French theater stage
  04/22/24
To be fair, Lol imagine being such a faggot that you actu...
mint erotic clown
  04/22/24
This happened to me in big law, not flame. Partner leaving f...
Domesticated spectacular karate gas station
  04/22/24
why?
wine offensive house rigpig
  04/22/24
Why was it a mistake? Getting real litigation and investigat...
Domesticated spectacular karate gas station
  04/22/24
Hurrrrrrr
outnumbered swashbuckling degenerate
  04/22/24
https://manhattanda.org/careers/legal-staff-employment/ &...
lake pit
  04/22/24
I didn't click this thread and didn't realize it was TSINAH ...
Odious doctorate french chef
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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: diverse bonkers volcanic crater nursing home

I was at a bar tonight & met the head of homicide at a relatively local county prosecutor's office. We talked for an hour and he wants me to apply. Starting salary is $100k with great benefits. The problem is I don't want to make $100k, I want to make $430k. Is there any way that I can make this work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596669)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: bipolar hairraiser nowag

I'm in similar situation. Have a private practice that I would have to give up but hours are much better as prosecutor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596674)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: diverse bonkers volcanic crater nursing home

this guy was chill as fuck and would be my boss. We discovered that we live about 6 blocks from each other and exchanged numbers. Super cool guy & *extremely* experienced. I'd want to work for him to become a better lawyer.

The problem for me is that I'm an expert programmer, literally top 0.01%. I have contributions to the linux kernel under a former moniker, and I'm currently in charge of a new product line that I developed. I'm literally making my company around $1M/yr.

Nevertheless, I'm not an expert lawyer. I'm good enough in that I've gotten my clients better deals than they could've gotten cheaper elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596677)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:28 AM
Author: Stimulating community account

literally top 0.01% programmer tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596688)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:02 AM
Author: claret kitchen

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596992)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:30 PM
Author: nudist mahogany trust fund regret

if you're a top 0.01% programmer, why do you worry about money at all? seems like that would be a golden ticket to print as much money as you want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47597906)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Misanthropic Wrinkle

i was at a bar tonight and Sydney Sweeney and Jenna Ortega were hanging out and started making eyes at me. they approached and said they'd be down for a threesome, but I'm dating Anne Hathaway right now and am really into her (I know, I know, old shrew, but she's my subjective 10 okay?). is it possible i could make a 4-way work here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596675)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:25 AM
Author: Violet Mother Stage

nigga you gay!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596682)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Misanthropic Wrinkle

fr fr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596689)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Slate turdskin

i think you first have all four of you discuss palsgraf and go from there.

good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596698)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Misanthropic Wrinkle

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47597660)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed site jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600641)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Provocative range people who are hurt

You're asking if it's possible to be a prosecutor & keep your WFH sinecures?

Of course it's not possible. Also prosecutors suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596676)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:24 AM
Author: Stimulating community account

everything between $80k and $600k is basically the same anyway. take the prosecutor job if you think you’d like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596679)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:24 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Misanthropic Wrinkle

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596680)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:25 AM
Author: Violet Mother Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596684)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: brindle abode

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596993)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: Nubile Boyish Halford

can you imagine being such a BOSS that depending on what you feel like doing, you can make $300+ coding or just go be a prosbro? pretty much anything we want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596995)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:20 AM
Author: brindle abode

I am stuck in my life until my mid 70s (unless the cancer takes me or something)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47597013)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: Opaque Church Building Crotch

If you're making them that kind of money they don't mind you working at night or whenever you can while doing the pros bro job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596716)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:43 AM
Author: histrionic lettuce

Litigation is a terrible way to make a living. Criminal prosecution of homicides sounds even worse than family law. Low pay, high stakes, potential lunatics that may want to kill you on both victim and crime side, victims families getting all emotional, emotions everywhere. For 100k? lol…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596806)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 4:16 AM
Author: Glittery step-uncle's house ratface

tell us again about how you can beat any DUI case at trial because you know an optometrist from your cigar bar who will testify that vertical gaze nystagmus is bullshit. or about how you'd always get all the charges dropped by deposing victims. your breathtaking criminal law experience and acumen no doubt really impressed that guy at the bar who wants to hire you for high level criminal work. that's how they do it in michigan, the elected county pros bro scouts the obese neckbeard guys at the local tavern and signs up the best talent.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596854)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 7:02 AM
Author: vibrant rusted chad school

He was at a bar not a tavern

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596906)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: claret kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596994)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: Disgusting Chartreuse Mad Cow Disease

He's also an experienced bar/restaurant owner. No doubt he was there on a consulting contract teaching the bar owner how to make real money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596997)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: French theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600835)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Odious doctorate french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47601951)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 7:36 AM
Author: Rough-skinned nofapping double fault brunch

I'm the prize!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596918)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:30 PM
Author: nudist mahogany trust fund regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47597909)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 4:05 PM
Author: naked candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47597993)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: Nubile Boyish Halford

i haven't read through the thread to see whether you were asked this obvious question, but aren't you living in Michigan and did your application for admission ever get approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596919)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 7:46 AM
Author: Nubile Boyish Halford

just read the thread. as i suspected, nearly all the poasts were lolling at you for this made up story. if this happened, the guy was probably just piss drunk and running his mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596921)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: Fuchsia puppy set

Dude claims he makes $380k yet has like $200k of cc debt hmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47598000)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: ruddy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596925)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 8:48 AM
Author: Sienna gaping internal respiration

simple are country prosecutor's office starting salary of 100k tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596979)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Nubile Boyish Halford

lol i totally missed that flame tell. good catch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596984)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Misanthropic Wrinkle

random prosbros in are country pay GS-14 to start all the time it's nbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47597706)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Soul-stirring garrison

While this is obviously flame, he said starting salary for this position. Not like he’d be coming right out of law school and they wouldn’t hire someone with that little experience to prosecute murders in any event.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600640)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 8:55 AM
Author: gay spot mad-dog skullcap

can you teach me to code?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596986)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: crystalline meetinghouse

Prosecutors are scum, wouldn't take the job for 10 milli

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47596996)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Misanthropic Wrinkle

more like PERSECUTORS amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47597707)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 9:40 PM
Author: Disgusting Chartreuse Mad Cow Disease

(xo 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600571)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 9:41 PM
Author: Turquoise Indecent Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600574)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 9:42 PM
Author: crystalline meetinghouse

ill take that as a compliment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600581)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Soggy Coiffed Kitty Cat Theater

I don't understand the appeal of being a prosecutor at all. You would have to pay me more not less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47597920)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: diverse bonkers volcanic crater nursing home

Agreed. I just wanted to piss off xo and succeeded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47598199)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: onyx thriller dilemma

you're always on the verge of greatness. any day now and it's gonna happen for you man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600596)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed site jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600642)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 11:53 PM
Author: Brilliant galvanic mood station

I would never take a shitgov job now. I would rather starve and be on welfare. The ignominy of working your ass off for peanuts is a very bad thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600814)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: wine offensive house rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600871)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 3:28 PM
Author: outnumbered swashbuckling degenerate

Cr you wouldn’t know anything about that

Fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47602008)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: French theater stage

Does this guy know you are a racist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600833)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 1:23 AM
Author: mint erotic clown

To be fair,

Lol imagine being such a faggot that you actually say something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600885)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 1:09 AM
Author: Domesticated spectacular karate gas station

This happened to me in big law, not flame. Partner leaving for government offered to take me along as an AUSA. I turned it down but looking back it was a huge mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600868)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: wine offensive house rigpig

why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600870)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 1:20 AM
Author: Domesticated spectacular karate gas station

Why was it a mistake? Getting real litigation and investigation experience (regardless of how much I hate litigation) would have been a huge career boost versus sitting in biglaw churning motions for years on end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600883)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 3:28 PM
Author: outnumbered swashbuckling degenerate

Hurrrrrrr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47602009)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 1:17 AM
Author: lake pit

https://manhattanda.org/careers/legal-staff-employment/

"Salaries for Assistant District Attorneys range from $85,000 for recent law school graduates not yet admitted to the practice of law to $171,500 based on year of graduation from law school."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47600877)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Odious doctorate french chef

I didn't click this thread and didn't realize it was TSINAH flame.

TSINAH, why are you such a pathological liar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519613&forum_id=2#47601949)