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Earned $6,439 in April buying PUTS and CALLS
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Date: April 30th, 2024 4:59 PM Author: autistic lodge milk Pretty furking 1800000000. I only left myself $5k to do this and most of the time I didnt even have the full 5k invested
After I finish Iran Im gonna take 10k total and try doing this. I think I can easily make 5-10k a month. Seems I'm a natural at this! |
Date: April 30th, 2024 5:00 PM Author: frozen obsidian cruise ship so glad you took up gambling as a hobby. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2/#47622322) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 5:04 PM Author: autistic lodge milk its not gambling since max i cld lose is the 5k
ONE. WEIRD. TRICK. |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 5:03 PM Author: razzle office sex offender i legit don't understand how someone theoretically goes from a baseline investment thesis of "selling volatility (covered calls)" to "buying volatility"
especially without mentioning current volatility levels |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 5:05 PM Author: autistic lodge milk im mostly buying puts, cause i know the market will crash eventually
i still dont understand if i can get ass raped more with buying, is it possible for it to get executed beofre strike date mandating me to buy 100 shares?
yea im retarded |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 1:55 AM Author: cocky vigorous set Jfc tommy, this is exactly why i keep saying youre too dumb to do this.
NO you don't have to worry about early exercise as the BUYER of the option. You BOUGHT the option. You can decide to exercise or not exercise. The way you get assraped as a buyer is if the option expires worthless out of the money. |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 1:59 AM Author: autistic lodge milk yes im retarded. so lets say this SPY put 507 expiring May 1 i sold yesterday, SPY went to like 505. Cld i have exercised it and gotten the shares immediately and then sold them for a $2 profit per share? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2/#47623918) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 3:13 AM Author: cocky vigorous set Bro, how have you been doing this for years and you dont even know the difference between calls and puts? you don't get shares when you exercise a put. you buy SPY on the open market for 505 and then exercise the put to sell the shares you just bought for 507. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2/#47623998) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 3:16 AM Author: autistic lodge milk oh shit hehehehe i get confused between buy/sell, i shld have furking done this last night oh wells still made $400 im gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2/#47624000) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 5:04 PM Author: pontificating irradiated idiot state you'll make it until you lose all of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2/#47622347) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 5:06 PM Author: autistic lodge milk its ok its only 5k
and i think my talent here is i have plenty of free time to watch market non stop, most ppl dont. so i think ill make millions maybe even BILLIONS off this idea |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:35 PM Author: Lascivious Bull Headed Home im for you, friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2/#47623335) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:40 PM Author: Pale Wrinkle Oh that's a really interesting point. Luckily it's nobody else's job to watch the market non stop. Come to think of it, you should like program a computer to just watch the market constantly and then with enough tweaking it could probably trade for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2/#47623352) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 1:05 AM Author: autistic lodge milk whoaaa friend, maybe instead of computer i hire pajeet in streetshitland to watch market for .05 cents per hour wage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2/#47623815) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:31 PM Author: Purple Nudist Shitlib Nice tommy, i lost like 23k! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2/#47623320) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:31 AM Author: dead becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2/#47624045) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:33 AM Author: autistic lodge milk If u bought calls yesterday morning u wld get so furked ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2/#47624051) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:34 PM Author: Pale Wrinkle Don't listen to the people who are just jealous of your business acumen. Either you win big or you only lose the original $5K. Since your wins are going to be bigger than the $5K you stand to lose, and you'll win more often than lose, it's inevitable that you've invented a new way to make risk free money. Please, bros, just keep this on the bort; if word got out, the guys on Wall Street would be really interested in this so don't tell them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2/#47623330) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 1:06 AM Author: autistic lodge milk Thank for ur kind comment, sir! I think ive discovered something YUGE and am trying to patent it now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2/#47623816) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:36 PM Author: Diverse bearded partner mad cow disease jfc you're raping ken griffin and his quant nerds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2/#47623338) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 1:06 AM Author: autistic lodge milk once again im way ahead of these kike shits (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2/#47623817) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 2:02 AM Author: passionate mischievous mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2/#47623922) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:35 AM Author: rose son of senegal Tommy I lost way more than this. I am way down. Money comes and go. It’s literally like the waves coming in from the sea. There’s infinite money out there and sometimes the tide is up and everything’s high living, and sometimes it’s out to see and I can look out and see all the out of shape Birdshits who’ve been caught swimming naked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2/#47624054) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:38 AM Author: autistic lodge milk U have 1.5m u cld sell all stocks and cop 5.3% money market and pay for like half ur goy expenses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2/#47624066) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:03 AM Author: rose son of senegal What are you talking about? 5.3% of 1.5 is $79,500. Wouldn’t pay for Half of household expense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2/#47624117) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:21 AM Author: autistic lodge milk Lol good goy! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2/#47624130) |