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Earned $6,439 in April buying PUTS and CALLS

Pretty furking 1800000000. I only left myself $5k to do this...
violent regret
  04/30/24
so glad you took up gambling as a hobby.
Electric cerise azn
  04/30/24
its not gambling since max i cld lose is the 5k ONE. WEIR...
violent regret
  04/30/24
i legit don't understand how someone theoretically goes from...
Dashing Menage Digit Ratio
  04/30/24
im mostly buying puts, cause i know the market will crash ev...
violent regret
  04/30/24
Jfc tommy, this is exactly why i keep saying youre too dumb ...
Magenta church
  05/01/24
yes im retarded. so lets say this SPY put 507 expiring May 1...
violent regret
  05/01/24
Bro, how have you been doing this for years and you dont eve...
Magenta church
  05/01/24
oh shit hehehehe i get confused between buy/sell, i shld hav...
violent regret
  05/01/24
you'll make it until you lose all of it
azure corner associate
  04/30/24
its ok its only 5k and i think my talent here is i have p...
violent regret
  04/30/24
im for you, friend
Hyperactive fragrant bbw
  04/30/24
Oh that's a really interesting point. Luckily it's nobody e...
Cheese-eating red faggot firefighter
  04/30/24
whoaaa friend, maybe instead of computer i hire pajeet in st...
violent regret
  05/01/24
Nice tommy, i lost like 23k!
Pea-brained tank idea he suggested
  04/30/24
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bateful tan gas station affirmative action
  05/01/24
If u bought calls yesterday morning u wld get so furked ljl
violent regret
  05/01/24
Don't listen to the people who are just jealous of your busi...
Cheese-eating red faggot firefighter
  04/30/24
Thank for ur kind comment, sir! I think ive discovered somet...
violent regret
  05/01/24
jfc you're raping ken griffin and his quant nerds
Purple Organic Girlfriend Gaming Laptop
  04/30/24
once again im way ahead of these kike shits
violent regret
  05/01/24
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brindle naked public bath goal in life
  05/01/24
Tommy I lost way more than this. I am way down. Money comes ...
floppy brilliant indian lodge
  05/01/24
U have 1.5m u cld sell all stocks and cop 5.3% money market ...
violent regret
  05/01/24
What are you talking about? 5.3% of 1.5 is $79,500. Wouldn&r...
floppy brilliant indian lodge
  05/01/24
Lol good goy!
violent regret
  05/01/24


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Date: April 30th, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: violent regret

Pretty furking 1800000000. I only left myself $5k to do this and most of the time I didnt even have the full 5k invested

After I finish Iran Im gonna take 10k total and try doing this. I think I can easily make 5-10k a month. Seems I'm a natural at this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2#47622321)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 5:00 PM
Author: Electric cerise azn

so glad you took up gambling as a hobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2#47622322)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: violent regret

its not gambling since max i cld lose is the 5k

ONE. WEIRD. TRICK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2#47622346)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 5:03 PM
Author: Dashing Menage Digit Ratio

i legit don't understand how someone theoretically goes from a baseline investment thesis of "selling volatility (covered calls)" to "buying volatility"

especially without mentioning current volatility levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2#47622342)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: violent regret

im mostly buying puts, cause i know the market will crash eventually

i still dont understand if i can get ass raped more with buying, is it possible for it to get executed beofre strike date mandating me to buy 100 shares?

yea im retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2#47622349)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 1:55 AM
Author: Magenta church

Jfc tommy, this is exactly why i keep saying youre too dumb to do this.

NO you don't have to worry about early exercise as the BUYER of the option. You BOUGHT the option. You can decide to exercise or not exercise. The way you get assraped as a buyer is if the option expires worthless out of the money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2#47623915)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 1:59 AM
Author: violent regret

yes im retarded. so lets say this SPY put 507 expiring May 1 i sold yesterday, SPY went to like 505. Cld i have exercised it and gotten the shares immediately and then sold them for a $2 profit per share?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2#47623918)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 3:13 AM
Author: Magenta church

Bro, how have you been doing this for years and you dont even know the difference between calls and puts? you don't get shares when you exercise a put. you buy SPY on the open market for 505 and then exercise the put to sell the shares you just bought for 507.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2#47623998)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 3:16 AM
Author: violent regret

oh shit hehehehe i get confused between buy/sell, i shld have furking done this last night oh wells still made $400 im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2#47624000)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: azure corner associate

you'll make it until you lose all of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2#47622347)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 5:06 PM
Author: violent regret

its ok its only 5k

and i think my talent here is i have plenty of free time to watch market non stop, most ppl dont. so i think ill make millions maybe even BILLIONS off this idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2#47622353)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Hyperactive fragrant bbw

im for you, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2#47623335)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:40 PM
Author: Cheese-eating red faggot firefighter

Oh that's a really interesting point. Luckily it's nobody else's job to watch the market non stop. Come to think of it, you should like program a computer to just watch the market constantly and then with enough tweaking it could probably trade for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2#47623352)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: violent regret

whoaaa friend, maybe instead of computer i hire pajeet in streetshitland to watch market for .05 cents per hour wage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2#47623815)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: Pea-brained tank idea he suggested

Nice tommy, i lost like 23k!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2#47623320)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:31 AM
Author: bateful tan gas station affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2#47624045)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:33 AM
Author: violent regret

If u bought calls yesterday morning u wld get so furked ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2#47624051)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Cheese-eating red faggot firefighter

Don't listen to the people who are just jealous of your business acumen. Either you win big or you only lose the original $5K. Since your wins are going to be bigger than the $5K you stand to lose, and you'll win more often than lose, it's inevitable that you've invented a new way to make risk free money. Please, bros, just keep this on the bort; if word got out, the guys on Wall Street would be really interested in this so don't tell them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2#47623330)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 1:06 AM
Author: violent regret

Thank for ur kind comment, sir! I think ive discovered something YUGE and am trying to patent it now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2#47623816)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:36 PM
Author: Purple Organic Girlfriend Gaming Laptop

jfc you're raping ken griffin and his quant nerds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2#47623338)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 1:06 AM
Author: violent regret

once again im way ahead of these kike shits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2#47623817)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 2:02 AM
Author: brindle naked public bath goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2#47623922)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:35 AM
Author: floppy brilliant indian lodge

Tommy I lost way more than this. I am way down. Money comes and go. It’s literally like the waves coming in from the sea. There’s infinite money out there and sometimes the tide is up and everything’s high living, and sometimes it’s out to see and I can look out and see all the out of shape Birdshits who’ve been caught swimming naked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2#47624054)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: violent regret

U have 1.5m u cld sell all stocks and cop 5.3% money market and pay for like half ur goy expenses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2#47624066)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:03 AM
Author: floppy brilliant indian lodge

What are you talking about? 5.3% of 1.5 is $79,500. Wouldn’t pay for Half of household expense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2#47624117)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:21 AM
Author: violent regret

Lol good goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523258&forum_id=2#47624130)