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Help me plan Saturday Dinner — I’m having company over

Company is three adults that have actually agreed to come to...
laughsome ceo locale
  04/30/24
Sounds lovely. What are you doing for appetizers and what dr...
Dashing Mewling Step-uncle's House
  04/30/24
No clue. Recommend me some.
laughsome ceo locale
  04/30/24
Tropical Kool-Aid
khaki beady-eyed black woman
  04/30/24
An aristocrat I see.
Dashing Mewling Step-uncle's House
  05/01/24
make something totally new on the grill and test your limits
Umber kink-friendly parlour
  04/30/24
why do you insist on grilling meats that are not well suited...
domesticated duck-like address
  04/30/24
Introduce them to the joys of fasting
charismatic low-t dilemma coffee pot
  04/30/24
180
Purple Pit International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/30/24
Just so you know if I went to someone's house and they serve...
Odious nursing home idea he suggested
  04/30/24
Hard to understate the fruit thing. Get real
slimy tanning salon
  04/30/24
(host empties grocery bag of apples, bananas and green grape...
floppy bearded alpha
  04/30/24
Fruits for dessert? Do you want these people to know you're ...
slimy tanning salon
  04/30/24
Should I do cheeses?
laughsome ceo locale
  04/30/24
A cheese course at the end of a meal is money.
Dashing Mewling Step-uncle's House
  04/30/24
Now you're just trolling. No. Coffee and sweets. Restrain yo...
slimy tanning salon
  04/30/24
you should have cheesies or cheesie twists or something simi...
floppy bearded alpha
  04/30/24
Do a cake for dessert with coffee or a digestif. Or if they ...
charismatic low-t dilemma coffee pot
  04/30/24
They’re from like 20 minutes away and nobody eats suga...
laughsome ceo locale
  04/30/24
That sounds horrible and boring. Cancel it.
Razzmatazz Milky Cruise Ship Ape
  04/30/24
Conservative Texans don't eat sugar *blank stare*
Mauve provocative digit ratio
  04/30/24
The woodlands is ground zero for keto CrossFit moms
comical chest-beating business firm sneaky criminal
  05/01/24
Isn’t Houston the fattest city in the country? Is it a...
Alcoholic Resort Friendly Grandma
  05/01/24
Keep it simple - you can actually make this a world class me...
stimulating potus antidepressant drug
  04/30/24
Playlist will be the squawking and fighting of my four child...
laughsome ceo locale
  04/30/24
Finally someone here with actual taste. You can torch the br...
Alcoholic Resort Friendly Grandma
  04/30/24
...
Flickering rambunctious personal credit line puppy
  05/01/24
Everything here is good but this seems like too much effort ...
Tantric mood
  04/30/24
That dessert, if made from scratch, would be more work than ...
vibrant roast beef
  05/01/24
Drive to a local stripmall and serve quinoa out of tupperwar...
Greedy menage
  04/30/24
no. ur an adult. figure it out yourself.
Marvelous balding cuckold
  04/30/24
faggot
Tripping Market Haunted Graveyard
  04/30/24
Put $90 in the middle of the table, set up a musical device ...
Zippy titillating travel guidebook property
  05/01/24


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Date: April 30th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: laughsome ceo locale

Company is three adults that have actually agreed to come to my house.

Going to do to an entire beef tenderloin on the Weber kettle

Stovetop au poivre sauce

Wife will make a fresh salad—romaine, red onion, cucumber, tomato and a vinaigrette

Oven roasted red potatoes with oil and rosemary, salt and pepper

An assortment of fruits for dessert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47622535)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:06 PM
Author: Dashing Mewling Step-uncle's House

Sounds lovely. What are you doing for appetizers and what drinks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47622784)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:30 PM
Author: laughsome ceo locale

No clue. Recommend me some.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47622879)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:40 PM
Author: khaki beady-eyed black woman

Tropical Kool-Aid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47623189)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Dashing Mewling Step-uncle's House

An aristocrat I see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47626790)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: Umber kink-friendly parlour

make something totally new on the grill and test your limits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47622664)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 6:31 PM
Author: domesticated duck-like address

why do you insist on grilling meats that are not well suited to it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47622666)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 6:31 PM
Author: charismatic low-t dilemma coffee pot

Introduce them to the joys of fasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47622668)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:11 PM
Author: Purple Pit International Law Enforcement Agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47622795)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 6:33 PM
Author: Odious nursing home idea he suggested

Just so you know if I went to someone's house and they served that I would think they have zero manners or class and a profound misunderstanding of what it means to be hospitable. An "assortment of fruit" for dessert?? JFC so glad I'm not white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47622675)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 6:36 PM
Author: slimy tanning salon

Hard to understate the fruit thing. Get real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47622680)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:17 PM
Author: floppy bearded alpha

(host empties grocery bag of apples, bananas and green grapes onto table)

"Here you go, you ungrateful fucks. Dessert"

then turns away, lights up a blunt and walks out to the back yard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47622821)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 6:34 PM
Author: slimy tanning salon

Fruits for dessert? Do you want these people to know you're a Joke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47622676)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:00 PM
Author: laughsome ceo locale

Should I do cheeses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47622764)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:06 PM
Author: Dashing Mewling Step-uncle's House

A cheese course at the end of a meal is money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47622785)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: slimy tanning salon

Now you're just trolling. No. Coffee and sweets. Restrain yourself if sweets are too much for you, but know that when the average guest hears "dessert" and sees fruits or fucking cheese(??!!), they're gonna know your a Joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47623071)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: floppy bearded alpha

you should have cheesies or cheesie twists or something similiar that is orange and very cheese forward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47622807)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: charismatic low-t dilemma coffee pot

Do a cake for dessert with coffee or a digestif. Or if they are from out of town and you want to spice it up with some local flavor, a pineapple upside down cake or pecan pie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47622901)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: laughsome ceo locale

They’re from like 20 minutes away and nobody eats sugar or carbs or drinks alcohol. I live in a conservative place, my friend. Sugar and alcohol aren’t allowed in these parts. I’ll get the cognac but as long as nobody’s cannonballing it will be okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47623061)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:27 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Milky Cruise Ship Ape

That sounds horrible and boring. Cancel it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47623157)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Mauve provocative digit ratio

Conservative Texans don't eat sugar

*blank stare*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47623277)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: comical chest-beating business firm sneaky criminal

The woodlands is ground zero for keto CrossFit moms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47624523)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: Alcoholic Resort Friendly Grandma

Isn’t Houston the fattest city in the country? Is it all minorities who are obese there? Most whites I’ve met from there are porkers. But it’s a small sample set. In Manhattan, I think I know 1-2 fat guys in my entire group of friends and acquaintances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47624540)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: stimulating potus antidepressant drug

Keep it simple - you can actually make this a world class meal. Start off with some nice appetizers and drinks.

Seared scallops with a light lemon butter sauce, top off with some chives and sea salt. Pair this with a crispy mineral-y Chablis or maybe a light champagne

Serve this with a nice charcuterie board with whatever rare artisan cheeses you have access to. I'm talking soft Frenh cheese, Monte Enebro (spanish goat cheese), a spicy gorgonzola - if you really wanted to impress them you could find some langres and pour a little brandy into the divot on top. Get some nice unusual meats like truffle salami or some aged iberico ham. Pair this with a smooth Sherry and a some small pots of honeycomb and fig jam.

For your beef tenderloin - do it herb-crusted (thyme, rosemary, minced garlic. Pair this with a strong full-bodied Cab or a bold AF Barolo to match the beef herbal richness. For your stovetop au poivre sauce add a little balsamic or your finest dijon mustard to add depth.

Get your wife to add some avocado slices, toasted pine nuts and a sprinkle of goat cheese to the salad.

Oven roast those potatoes with rosemary, thyme and lemon zest.

You can offer a light Sauvignon Blanc or a dry rose to palate cleanse.

Scrap the fruits for dessert and instead make a chocolate fondant with a salted caramel core. Like a rich, molten chocolate cake with a flowing salted caramel center which you can serve with a scoop of vanilla bean ice cream. You'd be wise to pair with this a vintage Port or maybe a late harvest Rieseling.

Have you thought about the playlist?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47623148)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:34 PM
Author: laughsome ceo locale

Playlist will be the squawking and fighting of my four children, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47623168)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: Alcoholic Resort Friendly Grandma

Finally someone here with actual taste. You can torch the brandy you pour in the fountain of the langres, BTW. Also would recommend a Yquem for dessert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47623225)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:50 AM
Author: Flickering rambunctious personal credit line puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47624533)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Tantric mood

Everything here is good but this seems like too much effort for a simple meal. I would recommend the charcuterie as it's easy and always a winner, include fruit with that. Love the scallop idea but would make that the main entree with the potatoes to save on time and lighten the meal. Cooking desert is also too much. I would suggest berry sorbet and vanilla ice cream or warmed up brownies with ice cream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47623290)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: vibrant roast beef

That dessert, if made from scratch, would be more work than the rest of the meal combined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47626859)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Greedy menage

Drive to a local stripmall and serve quinoa out of tupperware containers in the parking lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47623241)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: Marvelous balding cuckold

no. ur an adult. figure it out yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47623246)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: Tripping Market Haunted Graveyard

faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47623247)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: Zippy titillating travel guidebook property

Put $90 in the middle of the table, set up a musical device playing Obama's "yes we can" speech, and light the money on fire while holding your hand steadily over the flame and staring down each guest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523278&forum_id=2#47626891)