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HS principal just called to announce that my oldest is class valedictorian

Lol, what a great kid. And it's 100% self-directed -- I'm p...
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Khaki Geriatric Circlehead
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Nah this is a cis one. The middle two probably got brain da...
adventurous dilemma goyim
  05/01/24
if you’re even 10% serious you should kill yourself fo...
Khaki Geriatric Circlehead
  05/01/24
how about we chop off his dick ? and eye for an eye, a di...
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  05/01/24
no argument from me
Khaki Geriatric Circlehead
  05/02/24
Is this one of those schools with 30 valedictorians
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Nah, it's a Catholic school so only one, and 4.0 is as high ...
adventurous dilemma goyim
  05/01/24
“My kids are totally adrift and searching for meaning ...
Khaki Geriatric Circlehead
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Congrats man. Another tally in the nature over nurture colum...
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He "announced" it to you? Did he read it over the...
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Nah he called my son into the office acting like it was some...
adventurous dilemma goyim
  05/01/24
that is so fucking gay
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What college are they going to?
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Amzhers
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Khaki Geriatric Circlehead
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Apologies if this takes away from your offspring's honours, ...
provocative knife area
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Juts saw your poast about -- 180 billion.
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Congrats.
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If you really cared about the bort, you'd poast their colleg...
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Is it actually meritocratic? Wouldn’t be surprised if ...
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make a guess
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I mentioned above but this is a Catholic school so they just...
adventurous dilemma goyim
  05/01/24
How am I "plainly stupid"? Do you actually think t...
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Nah man, because I've followed your posting over the last te...
adventurous dilemma goyim
  05/02/24
"once-aspiring lawyer" Another one of your biza...
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  05/02/24
I'm not saying that I've seen your transcript. I'm saying t...
adventurous dilemma goyim
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Sure thing, chief. Maybe one day you will provide one (1) ac...
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Ohhh so the HUG rejection was because he’s cisgendered...
Very tactful parlour
  05/01/24
Yeah, I'm a little resentful about that but whatever
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  05/01/24
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Very tactful parlour
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It's just "valetorian", actually.
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EHAP, you have to admit that this one was good.
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Probably the same reason that shitcons cheer for TSINAH's bo...
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To be fair, I get ripped on for everything I poast. Not as m...
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he must've bombed the SAT/ACT if he only got a sniff (brown)...
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I forget the score but they said it was 98%ile. 1510 maybe....
adventurous dilemma goyim
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"...at an unknown Catholic school" Goes the oth...
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I didn't decide to bring them out here until the admission c...
adventurous dilemma goyim
  05/02/24
these days if you have a pulse you score >1560 on the SAT
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The same prereq to get into your pants, you disgusting slut.
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I only date SAT scores higher than mine, so try 1590 or 1600...
Trip corn cake
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I got a 1290. Rate me.
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I rate you as flame because no one on XO is that dumb, not e...
Trip corn cake
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Not flame. 700 math 590 verbal.
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Choosing not to believe that because deep down I respect all...
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Wow.
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Beatified
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his 1290 was prob from when the sat was actually challenging...
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old enough that you must have taken the pre-watered down ver...
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did you sleep in and miss a section?
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I'm not a smart guy and did really poorly in HS.
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(florida state JD haver criticizing another person for low s...
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1290 is not low!
curious angry wrinkle
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remind me what undergrad you went to sis?
adventurous dilemma goyim
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I'm sorry your kid isn't that smart. "98th percentile&q...
Trip corn cake
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So which school?
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Whoa, you went to MIT and Princeton? That's awesome; what d...
adventurous dilemma goyim
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Holy fuck are you ever stupid. She obviously meant that for ...
yapping galvanic party of the first part chapel
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Holy fucking shit are you that big of a moron? Since when do...
Smoky bateful stage mexican
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Take it up with her, retard. Her post was saying “I fa...
yapping galvanic party of the first part chapel
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Goddamn you're stupid as fuck bro no offense
adventurous dilemma goyim
  05/02/24
Got any actual evidence for this? For example, evidence of y...
yapping galvanic party of the first part chapel
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I'm willing to be proven wrong but afaik basically every R1 ...
Trip corn cake
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To be fair, admissions is kind of a black box, so nobody kno...
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Wut? Since when are admissions for STEM at MIT/Princeton dif...
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CQ, no chance that that plainly stupid bitch could've copped...
yapping galvanic party of the first part chapel
  05/02/24
times are very very different from 20 years ago
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Congrats to your child
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Is this the Hawaiian CPS? I'd like to report suspected child...
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What did his mom's reaction to the news?
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She's thrilled, and texted, "weren't you the valedictor...
adventurous dilemma goyim
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i was the one who warned you off of amherst if your kid is a...
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EPAH cut his dick off and the kid is half black.
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I remember that post. I think I responded that he's actuall...
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valevagtorian you bigot
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Cr ranking but he moved during Covid
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My sense is that it's not actually that bad if you live in t...
adventurous dilemma goyim
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did your kids want to move to hawaii or were they like, 'noo...
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They all wanted to move. We spent a lot of time out here ev...
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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:25 PM
Author: adventurous dilemma goyim

Lol, what a great kid. And it's 100% self-directed -- I'm probably one of the least academically-involved parents in history.

Edit: Next to my ex-wife of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626111)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:02 PM
Author: Hideous Garrison Famous Landscape Painting

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626621)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:28 PM
Author: Chrome bbw windowlicker

Just chop the dick off and let do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626123)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:28 PM
Author: Khaki Geriatric Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626126)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:30 PM
Author: adventurous dilemma goyim

Nah this is a cis one. The middle two probably got brain damage from the Lupron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626132)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: Khaki Geriatric Circlehead

if you’re even 10% serious you should kill yourself for being a failure as a father and human

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626140)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: Excitant mauve shitlib

how about we chop off his dick ?

and eye for an eye, a dick for a dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626557)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:21 AM
Author: Khaki Geriatric Circlehead

no argument from me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47627146)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:28 PM
Author: crystalline sinister double fault roast beef

Is this one of those schools with 30 valedictorians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626127)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:29 PM
Author: adventurous dilemma goyim

Nah, it's a Catholic school so only one, and 4.0 is as high as grades can go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626129)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:29 PM
Author: Khaki Geriatric Circlehead

“My kids are totally adrift and searching for meaning first in self mutilation and now academic achievement. Am I a great parent or what?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626131)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:36 PM
Author: Bespoke comical reading party abode

Congrats man. Another tally in the nature over nurture column.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626149)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:40 PM
Author: Trip corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626159)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:36 PM
Author: well-lubricated forum doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626402)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:00 AM
Author: Cerise cracking home boiling water



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: Spectacular maize station cuckoldry



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: big iridescent fat ankles



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:37 PM
Author: High-end tantric market

He "announced" it to you? Did he read it over the school's PA system into the phone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626155)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:27 PM
Author: Dashing Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626383)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: adventurous dilemma goyim

Nah he called my son into the office acting like it was something serious then had my son call me on speakerphone, and "announced" it to both of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626413)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:10 PM
Author: shivering cream plaza

that is so fucking gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626495)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:19 PM
Author: Dashing Newt



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Stirring sticky rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47628302)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:39 PM
Author: clear alpha

What college are they going to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626157)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:40 PM
Author: disgusting scourge upon the earth

Amzhers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626160)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:49 PM
Author: Khaki Geriatric Circlehead



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: provocative knife area

Apologies if this takes away from your offspring's honours, but I want to hijack this thread to RAIL against the fact that high school often will have like 20 valedictorians now. It's absurd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626175)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: provocative knife area

Juts saw your poast about -- 180 billion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626177)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:00 AM
Author: Cerise cracking home boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47627220)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:52 PM
Author: startling center hissy fit

Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626178)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:24 PM
Author: racy psychic

If you really cared about the bort, you'd poast their college essays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626237)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:25 PM
Author: Trip corn cake



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:22 PM
Author: yapping galvanic party of the first part chapel

Is it actually meritocratic? Wouldn’t be surprised if the valedictorian selection process has affirmative action for trannies of color

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626370)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:28 PM
Author: charismatic address

make a guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626387)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: adventurous dilemma goyim

I mentioned above but this is a Catholic school so they just go by GPA.

Supposing you could find a lady who would let you stick it in her, maybe you can have successful kids too idk. Given how plainly stupid you are, the odds against this outcome are astronomical, but you should try anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626425)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: yapping galvanic party of the first part chapel

How am I "plainly stupid"? Do you actually think this is demonstrated by my not knowing random things like "Catholic schools use GPA for valedictorian" or are you just butthurt that I often point out that your kids are mentally ill freaks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626925)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:44 AM
Author: adventurous dilemma goyim

Nah man, because I've followed your posting over the last ten years, and everything about it screams "insecure low-IQ once-aspiring lawyer."

If you reflect for two seconds you'll realize this yourself. I'm sure that even in your own life you encounter people who are far stupider than you, and must be like, "wow, that person is stupid." It's like that, hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47627058)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:37 AM
Author: yapping galvanic party of the first part chapel

"once-aspiring lawyer"

Another one of your bizarre made-up claims. I've never wanted to be a lawyer, nor suggested in any way that I've ever wanted to be one. Sort of like how you used to constantly post that I had an "atrocious academic record" or some such thing - literally just made up out of thin air; I've never posted anything positive or negative about my academic record.

"I'm sure that even in your own life you encounter people who are far stupider than you, and must be like, "wow, that person is stupid.""

Yes, absolutely - like when I encounter the retards on here who are too stupid to not get outed constantly, or to not marry a literal crackhead. Wonder what life is like for these poor souls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47627109)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:54 AM
Author: adventurous dilemma goyim

I'm not saying that I've seen your transcript. I'm saying that from the way you write and "reason," it's obvious that you weren't a kid who was "good at school."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47628043)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: yapping galvanic party of the first part chapel

Sure thing, chief. Maybe one day you will provide one (1) actual example of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47628769)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible zombie-like theater stage headpube



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:31 PM
Author: Very tactful parlour

Ohhh so the HUG rejection was because he’s cisgendered. That makes way more sense. Hawaii is about as maxed out on geodiviersity as you can get and he’s black with parents (or a parent) who can pay full sticker, so it makes sense he’d get Amherst and not HUG when they are now required to admit 60% Asians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626395)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: adventurous dilemma goyim

Yeah, I'm a little resentful about that but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626427)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:19 PM
Author: Very tactful parlour

He’ll make a damn fine little bitch associate for his Asian partner daddy in 7-8 years, bro. Damn fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626514)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: arousing buff location

It's just "valetorian", actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626404)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: abusive multi-colored locus giraffe



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: disgusting scourge upon the earth

Jfc lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626482)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:10 PM
Author: provocative knife area

EHAP, you have to admit that this one was good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626493)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:34 PM
Author: adventurous dilemma goyim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_zG-ujFZbM&ab_channel=COMEALONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626550)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Trip corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626635)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:18 PM
Author: Balding property cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626667)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Alcoholic Erotic Prole Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626820)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: insanely creepy regret

Thank you for this. I needed this laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626850)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: fragrant lavender lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626987)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:49 AM
Author: Smoky bateful stage mexican

I'm not a transphobe and I'm a big EPAH fan. But I will admit I loled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47627136)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:22 AM
Author: Khaki Geriatric Circlehead

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47627147)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:00 AM
Author: Cerise cracking home boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47627221)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: arousing buff location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47630118)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:16 AM
Author: stimulating university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47627228)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:30 AM
Author: yapping galvanic party of the first part chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47627994)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: glittery avocado lodge selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47628585)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: big iridescent fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47628772)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: Carmine school cafeteria national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47629043)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:46 PM
Author: adventurous dilemma goyim

Anyone have thoughts on why this little piece of news would make shitcons ^^^ get so YSFFM?

This makes them even madder than when I observe that Drumpf is an orange retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626432)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Smoky bateful stage mexican

Probably the same reason that shitcons cheer for TSINAH's bogus lawsuits even though he is an objective piece of shit who makes fun of homeless people. Tribalism is a powerful. Plus transphobia.

I'm no shitcon, so I'll say congratulations to both you and your son. That's 180, and I wish future success to both of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626501)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: provocative knife area

To be fair, I get ripped on for everything I poast. Not as many responses though, because I'm not an xo celebrity like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626505)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:09 PM
Author: Supple lemon range

he must've bombed the SAT/ACT if he only got a sniff (brown) of the ivy league.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626491)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: adventurous dilemma goyim

I forget the score but they said it was 98%ile. 1510 maybe. But yeah he got dinged at HYP. I'm thinking if you go to either Punahou or a public high school with those stats they let you in, but he's at an unknown Catholic school which probably counts against him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626549)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: provocative knife area

"...at an unknown Catholic school"

Goes the other way.

School only matter to the extent there are more than two kids they want to accept from the school. Then you will get dinged if you're not the best of the kids at that school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626571)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:06 PM
Author: Supple lemon range

yeah you definitely fucked up not sending him to iolani. i knew a relatively normal guy when we were young who transformed into a chad before going off to harvard. definitely something in the water over there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626762)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:47 AM
Author: adventurous dilemma goyim

I didn't decide to bring them out here until the admission cycle had passed for both Punahou and Iolani. That's my fault, but whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47627061)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:08 PM
Author: Trip corn cake

these days if you have a pulse you score >1560 on the SAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626638)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: curious angry wrinkle

The same prereq to get into your pants, you disgusting slut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626682)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Trip corn cake

I only date SAT scores higher than mine, so try 1590 or 1600 (preferred)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626684)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: curious angry wrinkle

I got a 1290. Rate me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626689)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Trip corn cake

I rate you as flame because no one on XO is that dumb, not even lex after the fall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626692)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: curious angry wrinkle

Not flame. 700 math 590 verbal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626701)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:30 PM
Author: Trip corn cake

Choosing not to believe that because deep down I respect all poasters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626704)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: curious angry wrinkle

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626714)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Tripping hell nibblets

Beatified

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626931)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: bisexual gas station

his 1290 was prob from when the sat was actually challenging and no one studied for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626827)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: curious angry wrinkle

How old do you think I am?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626864)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:19 AM
Author: bisexual gas station

old enough that you must have taken the pre-watered down version of the test. complete retards can get a 1290 on the current one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47627972)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Alcoholic Erotic Prole Field

did you sleep in and miss a section?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626824)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: curious angry wrinkle

I'm not a smart guy and did really poorly in HS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626863)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Burgundy hilarious kitchen queen of the night

(florida state JD haver criticizing another person for low standardized testing performance)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626928)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:13 AM
Author: curious angry wrinkle

1290 is not low!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47627227)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:47 AM
Author: adventurous dilemma goyim

remind me what undergrad you went to sis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47627063)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: Trip corn cake

I'm sorry your kid isn't that smart. "98th percentile" on today's bell curve is not great. Also I went to school for hard STEM, not pre-law basket-weaving. MIT and Princeton fizziks programs are a little more competitive than exploratory studies for heroin children at a LAC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47627245)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 7:03 AM
Author: curious angry wrinkle

So which school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47627249)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:55 AM
Author: adventurous dilemma goyim

Whoa, you went to MIT and Princeton? That's awesome; what do you do for work now girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47628050)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:07 PM
Author: yapping galvanic party of the first part chapel

Holy fuck are you ever stupid. She obviously meant that for someone like her who wanted to study hard STEM, it’s more excusable to have failed to get into a MIT/Princeton-level school, since hard STEM program admissions there are extremely competitive. She wasn’t implying that she went to MIT/Princeton.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47628228)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Smoky bateful stage mexican

Holy fucking shit are you that big of a moron? Since when do Ivies admit by major? You clearly have never even sniffed a prestigious school. Yes, if you go to some state school, you might have to apply to the business or computer science major because the demand for these majors exceeds the number of seats in the classes. But that's not an issue at prestigious schools. At Stanford, classes literally cannot "fill up." If the number of students in the class exceeds the number of seats in the classroom, then they have to find a bigger classroom. The fact that you think that FizzKidd got dinged because she was applying for STEM shows that you were probably too stupid to even apply to any legitimate schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47628289)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:26 PM
Author: yapping galvanic party of the first part chapel

Take it up with her, retard. Her post was saying “I failed to get into a good school because I was applying for STEM,” not “I went to MIT/Princeton” as EPAH stupidly thought. I wasn’t commenting on how plausible the excuse was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47628314)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: adventurous dilemma goyim

Goddamn you're stupid as fuck bro no offense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47628458)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:53 PM
Author: yapping galvanic party of the first part chapel

Got any actual evidence for this? For example, evidence of you being a giant retard includes (among much else) the hilarious failure of basic reading comprehension you exhibited above in your reply to fizzkid. Or do you only have fairytales about my “academic record”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47628692)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Trip corn cake

I'm willing to be proven wrong but afaik basically every R1 school discriminates by declared major

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47629235)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: Smoky bateful stage mexican

To be fair, admissions is kind of a black box, so nobody knows for sure. But given that most Ivies let you change majors any time for any reason, I doubt that they are admitting certain majors at higher rates:

https://www.ivyscholars.com/does-your-major-affect-admission/

The only exception I can think of is Penn, where admission to Wharton is much more difficult than admission to Arts and Sciences. And sorry, but if anything, being female and listing physics as your desired major gave you an enormous boost.

Assuming you are not flame, all I can say is that sucks to apply to college while Asian. Elite colleges assume that Asian applicants will have perfect SAT scores, so they basically count for nothing. You won't be admitted without some exceptional extracurriculars. At least that was the case historically. I'm going to LJL at the racists who attacked affirmative action on this bort for years who will be demanding it be reinstated once all of the Ivies are 80%+ Asian in the post-AA world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47629591)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Smoky bateful stage mexican

Wut? Since when are admissions for STEM at MIT/Princeton different from admissions to any other major? And even if they were, then you should be doubly embarrassed for getting dinged as a female. The boost from being female in engineering/physics admission is far greater than any type of URM boost to Amherst (especially since AA is illegal now). Sorry about your tiny yellow clit, sis. (That meme doesn't work as well when directed at an Asian female, I suppose.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47628301)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: yapping galvanic party of the first part chapel

CQ, no chance that that plainly stupid bitch could've copped *checks notes* “Utah State University, B.S., Environmental Studies”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47627958)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 8:10 AM
Author: Marvelous Nursing Home

times are very very different from 20 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47630454)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:42 PM
Author: Cordovan background story

congrats, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626570)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:02 PM
Author: curious angry wrinkle

Congrats to your child

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626620)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Splenetic Stage Volcanic Crater

Is this the Hawaiian CPS? I'd like to report suspected child abuse. Parent is posting on a racist chat bort about his kids. Again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626698)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:53 PM
Author: insanely creepy regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626991)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Concupiscible zombie-like theater stage headpube

What did his mom's reaction to the news?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626699)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: adventurous dilemma goyim

She's thrilled, and texted, "weren't you the valedictorian?" (I wasn't, but only b/c I skipped too many classes my senior year to go down to the Colorado River to smoke cigs and drink beer with my friends)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47627068)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Burgundy hilarious kitchen queen of the night

i was the one who warned you off of amherst if your kid is an AA token. if he got straight As in private school without tiger parenting in the background, he will likely excel in that environment and actually take advantage of a good liberal arts faculty. congrats brother, your kid is a scholar and you should be proud. LOL at all the seething poasters ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626932)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: insanely creepy regret

EPAH cut his dick off and the kid is half black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47626986)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: adventurous dilemma goyim

I remember that post. I think I responded that he's actually smart, but probably hadn't mentioned that it was 100% self-driven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47627070)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:48 AM
Author: passionate office wagecucks

valevagtorian you bigot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47627066)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:55 AM
Author: Snowy dragon

This is pretty cool

Is it SH/SI/Riordan? Or somewhere Marin?

If SI very prestigious

If SH respectable

If Riordan still good but I miss Mercy

If Marin prestigious unless it’s the school with all of the Jocks in which case what did xe letter in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47627137)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:57 AM
Author: odious water buffalo

Cr ranking but he moved during Covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47627140)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:59 AM
Author: Snowy dragon

Big island or one of the less big ones?

I’m embarrassed for not paying proper attention to detail and will Shephardize my threads going forward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47627141)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:26 AM
Author: frum titillating masturbator internal respiration

Congrats brother!

As the father of very small children having them graduate college seems so very far away, but I'm sure it will be here before I know it. It seems like only yesterday I myself was in college, but then I do some math and I realize that was like 30 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47627149)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 5:18 AM
Author: curious angry wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47627205)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:35 AM
Author: vigorous menage

Congratulations.

Is it true that public schooling in Hawaii is very bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47628001)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:57 AM
Author: adventurous dilemma goyim

My sense is that it's not actually that bad if you live in the right area. Somehow it just came to be a tradition out here that if you can afford it you send your kids to private school. In retrospect I should've sent them to public schools since we live in a nice area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47628056)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Marvelous Nursing Home

did your kids want to move to hawaii or were they like, 'noo my friends are here i dont want to move to an island'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47628321)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: adventurous dilemma goyim

They all wanted to move. We spent a lot of time out here ever since they were babies. Plus they were running out of things to say when their classmates asked why their mom hadn't been around for a few months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47628462)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Marvelous Nursing Home

Cool. I would love to live in a place like that. Looks like paradise. Congrats to your kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47628806)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: Lascivious blue gunner

They didn't get into HYP even checking "black" on the application?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47628603)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: adventurous dilemma goyim

Yeah. Racism is deeply rooted in those institutions I guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47628783)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 4:05 AM
Author: Smoky bateful stage mexican

I find it amazing that poasters on a law bort seem to be oblivious to the fact that affirmative action is now illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47630278)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: Wonderful Black Casino Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47629606)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: curious angry wrinkle

Childless board shrew feels threatened by another poster's smart kid. Very weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47629825)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 8:09 AM
Author: Marvelous Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2/#47630451)