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HS principal just called to announce that my oldest is class valedictorian

Lol, what a great kid. And it's 100% self-directed -- I'm p...
mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal
  05/01/24
180
stirring filthy cruise ship
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Just chop the dick off and let do?
arousing massive masturbator
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Razzle-dazzle orchid candlestick maker range
  05/01/24
Nah this is a cis one. The middle two probably got brain da...
mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal
  05/01/24
if you’re even 10% serious you should kill yourself fo...
Razzle-dazzle orchid candlestick maker range
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how about we chop off his dick ? and eye for an eye, a di...
Exciting kitty
  05/01/24
no argument from me
Razzle-dazzle orchid candlestick maker range
  05/02/24
Is this one of those schools with 30 valedictorians
Glassy parlor
  05/01/24
Nah, it's a Catholic school so only one, and 4.0 is as high ...
mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal
  05/01/24
“My kids are totally adrift and searching for meaning ...
Razzle-dazzle orchid candlestick maker range
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Congrats man. Another tally in the nature over nurture colum...
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He "announced" it to you? Did he read it over the...
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translucent generalized bond
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Nah he called my son into the office acting like it was some...
mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal
  05/01/24
that is so fucking gay
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translucent generalized bond
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comical spruce mexican
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What college are they going to?
big-titted judgmental pit boistinker
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Amzhers
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Razzle-dazzle orchid candlestick maker range
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Apologies if this takes away from your offspring's honours, ...
Peach buck-toothed affirmative action principal's office
  05/01/24
Juts saw your poast about -- 180 billion.
Peach buck-toothed affirmative action principal's office
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flushed excitant halford parlour
  05/02/24
Congrats.
Ultramarine misanthropic cumskin useless brakes
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If you really cared about the bort, you'd poast their colleg...
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Laughsome useless house faggot firefighter
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Is it actually meritocratic? Wouldn’t be surprised if ...
Mahogany domesticated spot
  05/01/24
make a guess
Dun beady-eyed crackhouse pozpig
  05/01/24
I mentioned above but this is a Catholic school so they just...
mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal
  05/01/24
How am I "plainly stupid"? Do you actually think t...
Mahogany domesticated spot
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Nah man, because I've followed your posting over the last te...
mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal
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"once-aspiring lawyer" Another one of your biza...
Mahogany domesticated spot
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I'm not saying that I've seen your transcript. I'm saying t...
mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal
  05/02/24
Sure thing, chief. Maybe one day you will provide one (1) ac...
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histrionic site
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Ohhh so the HUG rejection was because he’s cisgendered...
Costumed black woman
  05/01/24
Yeah, I'm a little resentful about that but whatever
mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal
  05/01/24
He’ll make a damn fine little bitch associate for his ...
Costumed black woman
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It's just "valetorian", actually.
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Jfc lol
Charismatic macaca mad-dog skullcap
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EHAP, you have to admit that this one was good.
Peach buck-toothed affirmative action principal's office
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_zG-ujFZbM&ab_channel=C...
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I'm not a transphobe and I'm a big EPAH fan. But I will admi...
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wow
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Anyone have thoughts on why this little piece of news would ...
mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal
  05/01/24
Probably the same reason that shitcons cheer for TSINAH's bo...
Blue elastic band
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To be fair, I get ripped on for everything I poast. Not as m...
Peach buck-toothed affirmative action principal's office
  05/01/24
he must've bombed the SAT/ACT if he only got a sniff (brown)...
Bateful garnet sneaky criminal
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I forget the score but they said it was 98%ile. 1510 maybe....
mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal
  05/01/24
"...at an unknown Catholic school" Goes the oth...
Peach buck-toothed affirmative action principal's office
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yeah you definitely fucked up not sending him to iolani. i k...
Bateful garnet sneaky criminal
  05/01/24
I didn't decide to bring them out here until the admission c...
mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal
  05/02/24
these days if you have a pulse you score >1560 on the SAT
Laughsome useless house faggot firefighter
  05/01/24
The same prereq to get into your pants, you disgusting slut.
chartreuse vibrant field
  05/01/24
I only date SAT scores higher than mine, so try 1590 or 1600...
Laughsome useless house faggot firefighter
  05/01/24
I got a 1290. Rate me.
chartreuse vibrant field
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I rate you as flame because no one on XO is that dumb, not e...
Laughsome useless house faggot firefighter
  05/01/24
Not flame. 700 math 590 verbal.
chartreuse vibrant field
  05/01/24
Choosing not to believe that because deep down I respect all...
Laughsome useless house faggot firefighter
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Wow.
chartreuse vibrant field
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Beatified
Contagious filthpig
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his 1290 was prob from when the sat was actually challenging...
Marvelous milk gas station
  05/01/24
How old do you think I am?
chartreuse vibrant field
  05/01/24
old enough that you must have taken the pre-watered down ver...
Marvelous milk gas station
  05/02/24
did you sleep in and miss a section?
Coral becky mood
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I'm not a smart guy and did really poorly in HS.
chartreuse vibrant field
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(florida state JD haver criticizing another person for low s...
Rusted irradiated theater cuck
  05/01/24
1290 is not low!
chartreuse vibrant field
  05/02/24
remind me what undergrad you went to sis?
mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal
  05/02/24
I'm sorry your kid isn't that smart. "98th percentile&q...
Laughsome useless house faggot firefighter
  05/02/24
So which school?
chartreuse vibrant field
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Whoa, you went to MIT and Princeton? That's awesome; what d...
mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal
  05/02/24
Holy fuck are you ever stupid. She obviously meant that for ...
Mahogany domesticated spot
  05/02/24
Holy fucking shit are you that big of a moron? Since when do...
Blue elastic band
  05/02/24
Take it up with her, retard. Her post was saying “I fa...
Mahogany domesticated spot
  05/02/24
Goddamn you're stupid as fuck bro no offense
mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal
  05/02/24
Got any actual evidence for this? For example, evidence of y...
Mahogany domesticated spot
  05/02/24
I'm willing to be proven wrong but afaik basically every R1 ...
Laughsome useless house faggot firefighter
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To be fair, admissions is kind of a black box, so nobody kno...
Blue elastic band
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Wut? Since when are admissions for STEM at MIT/Princeton dif...
Blue elastic band
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CQ, no chance that that plainly stupid bitch could've copped...
Mahogany domesticated spot
  05/02/24
times are very very different from 20 years ago
White Stimulating Corner
  05/03/24
congrats, brother
violent diverse senate
  05/01/24
Congrats to your child
chartreuse vibrant field
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Is this the Hawaiian CPS? I'd like to report suspected child...
Aromatic menage scourge upon the earth
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appetizing abode
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What did his mom's reaction to the news?
histrionic site
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She's thrilled, and texted, "weren't you the valedictor...
mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal
  05/02/24
i was the one who warned you off of amherst if your kid is a...
Rusted irradiated theater cuck
  05/01/24
EPAH cut his dick off and the kid is half black.
appetizing abode
  05/01/24
I remember that post. I think I responded that he's actuall...
mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal
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valevagtorian you bigot
aphrodisiac resort sound barrier
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This is pretty cool Is it SH/SI/Riordan? Or somewhere M...
vengeful yarmulke
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Cr ranking but he moved during Covid
indecent painfully honest school cafeteria
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Big island or one of the less big ones? I’m embarra...
vengeful yarmulke
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Congrats brother! As the father of very small children havi...
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chartreuse vibrant field
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Congratulations. Is it true that public schooling in Hawa...
Racy Impertinent Hell Tattoo
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My sense is that it's not actually that bad if you live in t...
mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal
  05/02/24
did your kids want to move to hawaii or were they like, 'noo...
White Stimulating Corner
  05/02/24
They all wanted to move. We spent a lot of time out here ev...
mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal
  05/02/24
Cool. I would love to live in a place like that. Looks like ...
White Stimulating Corner
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They didn't get into HYP even checking "black" on ...
galvanic twinkling sweet tailpipe
  05/02/24
Yeah. Racism is deeply rooted in those institutions I guess
mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal
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I find it amazing that poasters on a law bort seem to be obl...
Blue elastic band
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concupiscible insanely creepy stead fanboi
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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:25 PM
Author: mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal

Lol, what a great kid. And it's 100% self-directed -- I'm probably one of the least academically-involved parents in history.

Edit: Next to my ex-wife of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626111)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:02 PM
Author: stirring filthy cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626621)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:28 PM
Author: arousing massive masturbator

Just chop the dick off and let do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626123)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:28 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle orchid candlestick maker range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626126)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:30 PM
Author: mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal

Nah this is a cis one. The middle two probably got brain damage from the Lupron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626132)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle orchid candlestick maker range

if you’re even 10% serious you should kill yourself for being a failure as a father and human

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626140)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: Exciting kitty

how about we chop off his dick ?

and eye for an eye, a dick for a dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626557)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:21 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle orchid candlestick maker range

no argument from me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627146)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:28 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

Is this one of those schools with 30 valedictorians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626127)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:29 PM
Author: mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal

Nah, it's a Catholic school so only one, and 4.0 is as high as grades can go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626129)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:29 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle orchid candlestick maker range

“My kids are totally adrift and searching for meaning first in self mutilation and now academic achievement. Am I a great parent or what?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626131)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:36 PM
Author: Rambunctious Light Piazza

Congrats man. Another tally in the nature over nurture column.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626149)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:40 PM
Author: Laughsome useless house faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626159)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:36 PM
Author: Talented hall dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626402)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:00 AM
Author: flushed excitant halford parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627219)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: Self-absorbed temple party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627668)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: adventurous theater stage shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628773)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:37 PM
Author: free-loading floppy potus

He "announced" it to you? Did he read it over the school's PA system into the phone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626155)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:27 PM
Author: translucent generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626383)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal

Nah he called my son into the office acting like it was something serious then had my son call me on speakerphone, and "announced" it to both of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626413)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:10 PM
Author: Overrated juggernaut

that is so fucking gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626495)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:19 PM
Author: translucent generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626515)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: comical spruce mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628302)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:39 PM
Author: big-titted judgmental pit boistinker

What college are they going to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626157)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:40 PM
Author: Charismatic macaca mad-dog skullcap

Amzhers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626160)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle orchid candlestick maker range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626172)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Peach buck-toothed affirmative action principal's office

Apologies if this takes away from your offspring's honours, but I want to hijack this thread to RAIL against the fact that high school often will have like 20 valedictorians now. It's absurd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626175)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Peach buck-toothed affirmative action principal's office

Juts saw your poast about -- 180 billion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626177)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:00 AM
Author: flushed excitant halford parlour



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:52 PM
Author: Ultramarine misanthropic cumskin useless brakes

Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626178)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:24 PM
Author: Alcoholic Glittery Church Building

If you really cared about the bort, you'd poast their college essays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626237)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:25 PM
Author: Laughsome useless house faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626245)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:22 PM
Author: Mahogany domesticated spot

Is it actually meritocratic? Wouldn’t be surprised if the valedictorian selection process has affirmative action for trannies of color

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626370)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:28 PM
Author: Dun beady-eyed crackhouse pozpig

make a guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626387)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal

I mentioned above but this is a Catholic school so they just go by GPA.

Supposing you could find a lady who would let you stick it in her, maybe you can have successful kids too idk. Given how plainly stupid you are, the odds against this outcome are astronomical, but you should try anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626425)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Mahogany domesticated spot

How am I "plainly stupid"? Do you actually think this is demonstrated by my not knowing random things like "Catholic schools use GPA for valedictorian" or are you just butthurt that I often point out that your kids are mentally ill freaks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626925)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:44 AM
Author: mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal

Nah man, because I've followed your posting over the last ten years, and everything about it screams "insecure low-IQ once-aspiring lawyer."

If you reflect for two seconds you'll realize this yourself. I'm sure that even in your own life you encounter people who are far stupider than you, and must be like, "wow, that person is stupid." It's like that, hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627058)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:37 AM
Author: Mahogany domesticated spot

"once-aspiring lawyer"

Another one of your bizarre made-up claims. I've never wanted to be a lawyer, nor suggested in any way that I've ever wanted to be one. Sort of like how you used to constantly post that I had an "atrocious academic record" or some such thing - literally just made up out of thin air; I've never posted anything positive or negative about my academic record.

"I'm sure that even in your own life you encounter people who are far stupider than you, and must be like, "wow, that person is stupid.""

Yes, absolutely - like when I encounter the retards on here who are too stupid to not get outed constantly, or to not marry a literal crackhead. Wonder what life is like for these poor souls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627109)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:54 AM
Author: mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal

I'm not saying that I've seen your transcript. I'm saying that from the way you write and "reason," it's obvious that you weren't a kid who was "good at school."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628043)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Mahogany domesticated spot

Sure thing, chief. Maybe one day you will provide one (1) actual example of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628769)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:27 PM
Author: histrionic site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626693)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:31 PM
Author: Costumed black woman

Ohhh so the HUG rejection was because he’s cisgendered. That makes way more sense. Hawaii is about as maxed out on geodiviersity as you can get and he’s black with parents (or a parent) who can pay full sticker, so it makes sense he’d get Amherst and not HUG when they are now required to admit 60% Asians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626395)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal

Yeah, I'm a little resentful about that but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626427)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:19 PM
Author: Costumed black woman

He’ll make a damn fine little bitch associate for his Asian partner daddy in 7-8 years, bro. Damn fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626514)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: vivacious native

It's just "valetorian", actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626404)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Fluffy zombie-like public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626406)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: Charismatic macaca mad-dog skullcap

Jfc lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626482)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:10 PM
Author: Peach buck-toothed affirmative action principal's office

EHAP, you have to admit that this one was good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626493)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:34 PM
Author: mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_zG-ujFZbM&ab_channel=COMEALONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626550)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Laughsome useless house faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626635)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:18 PM
Author: federal 180 locus regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626667)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Coral becky mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626820)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: appetizing abode

Thank you for this. I needed this laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626850)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: thriller fiercely-loyal dilemma round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626987)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:49 AM
Author: Blue elastic band

I'm not a transphobe and I'm a big EPAH fan. But I will admit I loled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627136)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:22 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle orchid candlestick maker range

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627147)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:00 AM
Author: flushed excitant halford parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627221)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: vivacious native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47630118)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:16 AM
Author: Boyish beta chapel azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627228)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:30 AM
Author: Mahogany domesticated spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627994)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: gay drunken ceo trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628585)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: adventurous theater stage shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628772)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser Cream Hissy Fit Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47629043)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:46 PM
Author: mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal

Anyone have thoughts on why this little piece of news would make shitcons ^^^ get so YSFFM?

This makes them even madder than when I observe that Drumpf is an orange retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626432)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Blue elastic band

Probably the same reason that shitcons cheer for TSINAH's bogus lawsuits even though he is an objective piece of shit who makes fun of homeless people. Tribalism is a powerful. Plus transphobia.

I'm no shitcon, so I'll say congratulations to both you and your son. That's 180, and I wish future success to both of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626501)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: Peach buck-toothed affirmative action principal's office

To be fair, I get ripped on for everything I poast. Not as many responses though, because I'm not an xo celebrity like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626505)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:09 PM
Author: Bateful garnet sneaky criminal

he must've bombed the SAT/ACT if he only got a sniff (brown) of the ivy league.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626491)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal

I forget the score but they said it was 98%ile. 1510 maybe. But yeah he got dinged at HYP. I'm thinking if you go to either Punahou or a public high school with those stats they let you in, but he's at an unknown Catholic school which probably counts against him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626549)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: Peach buck-toothed affirmative action principal's office

"...at an unknown Catholic school"

Goes the other way.

School only matter to the extent there are more than two kids they want to accept from the school. Then you will get dinged if you're not the best of the kids at that school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626571)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:06 PM
Author: Bateful garnet sneaky criminal

yeah you definitely fucked up not sending him to iolani. i knew a relatively normal guy when we were young who transformed into a chad before going off to harvard. definitely something in the water over there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626762)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:47 AM
Author: mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal

I didn't decide to bring them out here until the admission cycle had passed for both Punahou and Iolani. That's my fault, but whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627061)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:08 PM
Author: Laughsome useless house faggot firefighter

these days if you have a pulse you score >1560 on the SAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626638)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: chartreuse vibrant field

The same prereq to get into your pants, you disgusting slut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626682)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Laughsome useless house faggot firefighter

I only date SAT scores higher than mine, so try 1590 or 1600 (preferred)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626684)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: chartreuse vibrant field

I got a 1290. Rate me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626689)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Laughsome useless house faggot firefighter

I rate you as flame because no one on XO is that dumb, not even lex after the fall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626692)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: chartreuse vibrant field

Not flame. 700 math 590 verbal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626701)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:30 PM
Author: Laughsome useless house faggot firefighter

Choosing not to believe that because deep down I respect all poasters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626704)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: chartreuse vibrant field

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626714)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Contagious filthpig

Beatified

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626931)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Marvelous milk gas station

his 1290 was prob from when the sat was actually challenging and no one studied for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626827)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: chartreuse vibrant field

How old do you think I am?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626864)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:19 AM
Author: Marvelous milk gas station

old enough that you must have taken the pre-watered down version of the test. complete retards can get a 1290 on the current one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627972)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Coral becky mood

did you sleep in and miss a section?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626824)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: chartreuse vibrant field

I'm not a smart guy and did really poorly in HS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626863)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Rusted irradiated theater cuck

(florida state JD haver criticizing another person for low standardized testing performance)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626928)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:13 AM
Author: chartreuse vibrant field

1290 is not low!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627227)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:47 AM
Author: mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal

remind me what undergrad you went to sis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627063)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: Laughsome useless house faggot firefighter

I'm sorry your kid isn't that smart. "98th percentile" on today's bell curve is not great. Also I went to school for hard STEM, not pre-law basket-weaving. MIT and Princeton fizziks programs are a little more competitive than exploratory studies for heroin children at a LAC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627245)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 7:03 AM
Author: chartreuse vibrant field

So which school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627249)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:55 AM
Author: mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal

Whoa, you went to MIT and Princeton? That's awesome; what do you do for work now girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628050)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:07 PM
Author: Mahogany domesticated spot

Holy fuck are you ever stupid. She obviously meant that for someone like her who wanted to study hard STEM, it’s more excusable to have failed to get into a MIT/Princeton-level school, since hard STEM program admissions there are extremely competitive. She wasn’t implying that she went to MIT/Princeton.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628228)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Blue elastic band

Holy fucking shit are you that big of a moron? Since when do Ivies admit by major? You clearly have never even sniffed a prestigious school. Yes, if you go to some state school, you might have to apply to the business or computer science major because the demand for these majors exceeds the number of seats in the classes. But that's not an issue at prestigious schools. At Stanford, classes literally cannot "fill up." If the number of students in the class exceeds the number of seats in the classroom, then they have to find a bigger classroom. The fact that you think that FizzKidd got dinged because she was applying for STEM shows that you were probably too stupid to even apply to any legitimate schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628289)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:26 PM
Author: Mahogany domesticated spot

Take it up with her, retard. Her post was saying “I failed to get into a good school because I was applying for STEM,” not “I went to MIT/Princeton” as EPAH stupidly thought. I wasn’t commenting on how plausible the excuse was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628314)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal

Goddamn you're stupid as fuck bro no offense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628458)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:53 PM
Author: Mahogany domesticated spot

Got any actual evidence for this? For example, evidence of you being a giant retard includes (among much else) the hilarious failure of basic reading comprehension you exhibited above in your reply to fizzkid. Or do you only have fairytales about my “academic record”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628692)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Laughsome useless house faggot firefighter

I'm willing to be proven wrong but afaik basically every R1 school discriminates by declared major

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47629235)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: Blue elastic band

To be fair, admissions is kind of a black box, so nobody knows for sure. But given that most Ivies let you change majors any time for any reason, I doubt that they are admitting certain majors at higher rates:

https://www.ivyscholars.com/does-your-major-affect-admission/

The only exception I can think of is Penn, where admission to Wharton is much more difficult than admission to Arts and Sciences. And sorry, but if anything, being female and listing physics as your desired major gave you an enormous boost.

Assuming you are not flame, all I can say is that sucks to apply to college while Asian. Elite colleges assume that Asian applicants will have perfect SAT scores, so they basically count for nothing. You won't be admitted without some exceptional extracurriculars. At least that was the case historically. I'm going to LJL at the racists who attacked affirmative action on this bort for years who will be demanding it be reinstated once all of the Ivies are 80%+ Asian in the post-AA world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47629591)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Blue elastic band

Wut? Since when are admissions for STEM at MIT/Princeton different from admissions to any other major? And even if they were, then you should be doubly embarrassed for getting dinged as a female. The boost from being female in engineering/physics admission is far greater than any type of URM boost to Amherst (especially since AA is illegal now). Sorry about your tiny yellow clit, sis. (That meme doesn't work as well when directed at an Asian female, I suppose.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628301)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: Mahogany domesticated spot

CQ, no chance that that plainly stupid bitch could've copped *checks notes* “Utah State University, B.S., Environmental Studies”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627958)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 8:10 AM
Author: White Stimulating Corner

times are very very different from 20 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47630454)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:42 PM
Author: violent diverse senate

congrats, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626570)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:02 PM
Author: chartreuse vibrant field

Congrats to your child

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626620)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Aromatic menage scourge upon the earth

Is this the Hawaiian CPS? I'd like to report suspected child abuse. Parent is posting on a racist chat bort about his kids. Again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626698)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:53 PM
Author: appetizing abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626991)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: histrionic site

What did his mom's reaction to the news?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626699)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal

She's thrilled, and texted, "weren't you the valedictorian?" (I wasn't, but only b/c I skipped too many classes my senior year to go down to the Colorado River to smoke cigs and drink beer with my friends)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627068)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Rusted irradiated theater cuck

i was the one who warned you off of amherst if your kid is an AA token. if he got straight As in private school without tiger parenting in the background, he will likely excel in that environment and actually take advantage of a good liberal arts faculty. congrats brother, your kid is a scholar and you should be proud. LOL at all the seething poasters ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626932)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: appetizing abode

EPAH cut his dick off and the kid is half black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47626986)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal

I remember that post. I think I responded that he's actually smart, but probably hadn't mentioned that it was 100% self-driven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627070)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 12:48 AM
Author: aphrodisiac resort sound barrier

valevagtorian you bigot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627066)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:55 AM
Author: vengeful yarmulke

This is pretty cool

Is it SH/SI/Riordan? Or somewhere Marin?

If SI very prestigious

If SH respectable

If Riordan still good but I miss Mercy

If Marin prestigious unless it’s the school with all of the Jocks in which case what did xe letter in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627137)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:57 AM
Author: indecent painfully honest school cafeteria

Cr ranking but he moved during Covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627140)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:59 AM
Author: vengeful yarmulke

Big island or one of the less big ones?

I’m embarrassed for not paying proper attention to detail and will Shephardize my threads going forward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627141)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:26 AM
Author: Sickened center

Congrats brother!

As the father of very small children having them graduate college seems so very far away, but I'm sure it will be here before I know it. It seems like only yesterday I myself was in college, but then I do some math and I realize that was like 30 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627149)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 5:18 AM
Author: chartreuse vibrant field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47627205)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:35 AM
Author: Racy Impertinent Hell Tattoo

Congratulations.

Is it true that public schooling in Hawaii is very bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628001)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 11:57 AM
Author: mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal

My sense is that it's not actually that bad if you live in the right area. Somehow it just came to be a tradition out here that if you can afford it you send your kids to private school. In retrospect I should've sent them to public schools since we live in a nice area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628056)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: White Stimulating Corner

did your kids want to move to hawaii or were they like, 'noo my friends are here i dont want to move to an island'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628321)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal

They all wanted to move. We spent a lot of time out here ever since they were babies. Plus they were running out of things to say when their classmates asked why their mom hadn't been around for a few months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628462)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: White Stimulating Corner

Cool. I would love to live in a place like that. Looks like paradise. Congrats to your kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628806)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: galvanic twinkling sweet tailpipe

They didn't get into HYP even checking "black" on the application?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628603)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: mint maniacal love of her life son of senegal

Yeah. Racism is deeply rooted in those institutions I guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47628783)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 4:05 AM
Author: Blue elastic band

I find it amazing that poasters on a law bort seem to be oblivious to the fact that affirmative action is now illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47630278)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: concupiscible insanely creepy stead fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47629606)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: chartreuse vibrant field

Childless board shrew feels threatened by another poster's smart kid. Very weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47629825)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 8:09 AM
Author: White Stimulating Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523738&forum_id=2#47630451)