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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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Brindle know-it-all trust fund
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
Pearl Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
blathering codepig potus
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
Histrionic sadistic national faggot firefighter
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
blathering codepig potus
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
Histrionic sadistic national faggot firefighter
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
Brindle know-it-all trust fund
  05/05/24
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Histrionic sadistic national faggot firefighter
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
Pearl Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/05/24
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blathering codepig potus
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
Exciting cruise ship
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
fishy shivering native
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
Pearl Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
Diverse maize knife skinny woman
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
Brindle know-it-all trust fund
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
Twinkling organic girlfriend state
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
cobalt vibrant toaster lay
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
Twinkling organic girlfriend state
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
Grizzly Stain
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
Twinkling organic girlfriend state
  05/06/24
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Light wagecucks filthpig
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
lavender big prole
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
Diverse maize knife skinny woman
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
Appetizing kitty digit ratio
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
Motley church
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
Pungent Bateful Menage
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
Twinkling organic girlfriend state
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
Brindle know-it-all trust fund
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
Diverse maize knife skinny woman
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
umber roommate garrison
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
blathering codepig potus
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
Appetizing kitty digit ratio
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
internet-worthy gaming laptop ticket booth
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
Appetizing kitty digit ratio
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
Brindle know-it-all trust fund
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
Appetizing kitty digit ratio
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
Pearl Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
Laughsome Headpube
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
Brindle know-it-all trust fund
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: Brindle know-it-all trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: Pearl Scourge Upon The Earth

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: blathering codepig potus

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Histrionic sadistic national faggot firefighter

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: blathering codepig potus

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Histrionic sadistic national faggot firefighter

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: Brindle know-it-all trust fund

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Histrionic sadistic national faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: Pearl Scourge Upon The Earth

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: blathering codepig potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: Exciting cruise ship

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: fishy shivering native

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Pearl Scourge Upon The Earth

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Diverse maize knife skinny woman

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: Brindle know-it-all trust fund

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Twinkling organic girlfriend state

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: cobalt vibrant toaster lay

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Twinkling organic girlfriend state

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: Grizzly Stain

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: Twinkling organic girlfriend state

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Light wagecucks filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: lavender big prole

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: Diverse maize knife skinny woman

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: Appetizing kitty digit ratio

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Motley church

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Pungent Bateful Menage

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: Twinkling organic girlfriend state

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: Brindle know-it-all trust fund

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Diverse maize knife skinny woman

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: umber roommate garrison

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: blathering codepig potus

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Appetizing kitty digit ratio

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: internet-worthy gaming laptop ticket booth

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Appetizing kitty digit ratio

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Brindle know-it-all trust fund

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Appetizing kitty digit ratio

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Pearl Scourge Upon The Earth

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Laughsome Headpube

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: Brindle know-it-all trust fund

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)