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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?
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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM Author: 180 death wish dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47638748) |
Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM Author: multi-colored gold goal in life Watching now.
It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.
Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive. |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM Author: Umber Wild Space no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47638820) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM Author: avocado gay wizard mother Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.
https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/ |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM Author: Umber Wild Space man, what a bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47638840) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM Author: avocado gay wizard mother Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47638841) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM Author: 180 death wish dragon Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47638867) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM Author: avocado gay wizard mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47638878) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM Author: multi-colored gold goal in life Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.
Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc. |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Umber Wild Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47638921) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM Author: Talented shimmering genital piercing Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47639082) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM Author: nubile digit ratio Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47639535) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM Author: multi-colored gold goal in life Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)
Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM Author: Diverse national security agency That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47639114) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM Author: 180 death wish dragon Pretty good roast. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47639433) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM Author: Exciting Gunner Resort didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials
how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM Author: azure giraffe i heard he's looking to unretire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47639445) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM Author: Exciting Gunner Resort he is totally lost without football (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47639450) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM Author: Very tactful church brethren I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47639478) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM Author: Exciting Gunner Resort yeah i'm a fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47639483) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM Author: aqua idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47639512) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM Author: Jet-lagged location idiot “I never know what to do with my hands” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47639489) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM Author: Diverse national security agency What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47640706) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM Author: swashbuckling impertinent famous landscape painting One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47640929) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM Author: elite alcoholic orchestra pit that gay faggot has 7 rings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47641087) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM Author: puce dingle berry he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47639542) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM Author: Exciting Gunner Resort its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47639544) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM Author: 180 death wish dragon Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47640319) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM Author: Diverse national security agency Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47640711) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM Author: house-broken double fault sneaky criminal Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught making out with his son? |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM Author: Umber Wild Space why is this not on any torrent sites yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47640732) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM Author: swashbuckling impertinent famous landscape painting I thought it was the best roast of all time.
Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him. |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM Author: onyx business firm No but did they address any of the following:
- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood
- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it
- he is a cuckold
- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand” |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM Author: swashbuckling impertinent famous landscape painting -nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc -nope -yes that was a running theme -not really |
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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM Author: 180 death wish dragon There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47641199) |
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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM Author: swashbuckling impertinent famous landscape painting "Jokes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47643610) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM Author: multi-colored gold goal in life - more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery
- i think his kids were off limits
- tons of Giselle jokes
- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM Author: nudist low-t stage Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47640921) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM Author: 180 death wish dragon Tony Hinchcliffe was also good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47641125) |