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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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excitant depressive mad cow disease
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
tan mind-boggling rehab reading party
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
contagious senate dog poop
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
Grizzly violent round eye
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
contagious senate dog poop
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
Grizzly violent round eye
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
excitant depressive mad cow disease
  05/05/24
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Grizzly violent round eye
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
tan mind-boggling rehab reading party
  05/05/24
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contagious senate dog poop
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
stubborn psychic property
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
narrow-minded walnut nibblets
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
tan mind-boggling rehab reading party
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
chocolate soggy temple tank
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
excitant depressive mad cow disease
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
demanding coffee pot pisswyrm
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
Sadistic liquid oxygen mental disorder
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
demanding coffee pot pisswyrm
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
charismatic khaki brethren
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
demanding coffee pot pisswyrm
  05/06/24
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motley parlour windowlicker
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
silver razzle-dazzle pit goal in life
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
chocolate soggy temple tank
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
copper kink-friendly stead newt
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
puce rebellious stage
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
Ebony casino old irish cottage
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
demanding coffee pot pisswyrm
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
excitant depressive mad cow disease
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
chocolate soggy temple tank
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
curious bawdyhouse community account
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
contagious senate dog poop
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
copper kink-friendly stead newt
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
trip native affirmative action
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
copper kink-friendly stead newt
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
excitant depressive mad cow disease
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
copper kink-friendly stead newt
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
tan mind-boggling rehab reading party
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
Arousing flesh area
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
excitant depressive mad cow disease
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: excitant depressive mad cow disease



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: tan mind-boggling rehab reading party

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: contagious senate dog poop

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Grizzly violent round eye

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: contagious senate dog poop

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Grizzly violent round eye

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: excitant depressive mad cow disease

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Grizzly violent round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: tan mind-boggling rehab reading party

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: contagious senate dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: stubborn psychic property

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: narrow-minded walnut nibblets

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: tan mind-boggling rehab reading party

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: chocolate soggy temple tank

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: excitant depressive mad cow disease

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: demanding coffee pot pisswyrm

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Sadistic liquid oxygen mental disorder

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: demanding coffee pot pisswyrm

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: charismatic khaki brethren

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: demanding coffee pot pisswyrm

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: motley parlour windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: silver razzle-dazzle pit goal in life

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: chocolate soggy temple tank

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: copper kink-friendly stead newt

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: puce rebellious stage

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Ebony casino old irish cottage

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: demanding coffee pot pisswyrm

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: excitant depressive mad cow disease

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: chocolate soggy temple tank

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: curious bawdyhouse community account

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: contagious senate dog poop

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: copper kink-friendly stead newt

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: trip native affirmative action

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: copper kink-friendly stead newt

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: excitant depressive mad cow disease

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: copper kink-friendly stead newt

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: tan mind-boggling rehab reading party

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Arousing flesh area

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: excitant depressive mad cow disease

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)