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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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Razzmatazz Slippery Useless Brakes
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
supple geriatric pit son of senegal
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
razzle hilarious indian lodge regret
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
House-broken Striped Hyena Digit Ratio
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
razzle hilarious indian lodge regret
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
House-broken Striped Hyena Digit Ratio
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
Razzmatazz Slippery Useless Brakes
  05/05/24
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House-broken Striped Hyena Digit Ratio
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
supple geriatric pit son of senegal
  05/05/24
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razzle hilarious indian lodge regret
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
multi-colored tank
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
Rough-skinned ape hell
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
supple geriatric pit son of senegal
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
Slate Whorehouse Gaping
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
Razzmatazz Slippery Useless Brakes
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
federal stimulating theater cuckoldry
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
Haunting yellow cumskin
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
federal stimulating theater cuckoldry
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
rambunctious elastic band preventive strike
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
federal stimulating theater cuckoldry
  05/06/24
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orange sticky bawdyhouse codepig
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
wild jet police squad
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
Slate Whorehouse Gaping
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
Pale Bonkers Brunch
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
vibrant legal warrant newt
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
Unholy french chef
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
federal stimulating theater cuckoldry
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
Razzmatazz Slippery Useless Brakes
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
Slate Whorehouse Gaping
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
mentally impaired locus background story
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
razzle hilarious indian lodge regret
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
Pale Bonkers Brunch
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
dull house faggot firefighter
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
Pale Bonkers Brunch
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
Razzmatazz Slippery Useless Brakes
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
Pale Bonkers Brunch
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
supple geriatric pit son of senegal
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
stirring multi-billionaire
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
Razzmatazz Slippery Useless Brakes
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Slippery Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: supple geriatric pit son of senegal

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: razzle hilarious indian lodge regret

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: House-broken Striped Hyena Digit Ratio

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: razzle hilarious indian lodge regret

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: House-broken Striped Hyena Digit Ratio

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Slippery Useless Brakes

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: House-broken Striped Hyena Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: supple geriatric pit son of senegal

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: razzle hilarious indian lodge regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: multi-colored tank

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Rough-skinned ape hell

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: supple geriatric pit son of senegal

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Slate Whorehouse Gaping

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Slippery Useless Brakes

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: federal stimulating theater cuckoldry

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Haunting yellow cumskin

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: federal stimulating theater cuckoldry

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: rambunctious elastic band preventive strike

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: federal stimulating theater cuckoldry

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: orange sticky bawdyhouse codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: wild jet police squad

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: Slate Whorehouse Gaping

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: Pale Bonkers Brunch

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: vibrant legal warrant newt

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Unholy french chef

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: federal stimulating theater cuckoldry

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Slippery Useless Brakes

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Slate Whorehouse Gaping

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: mentally impaired locus background story

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: razzle hilarious indian lodge regret

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Pale Bonkers Brunch

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: dull house faggot firefighter

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Pale Bonkers Brunch

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Slippery Useless Brakes

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Pale Bonkers Brunch

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: supple geriatric pit son of senegal

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: stirring multi-billionaire

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Slippery Useless Brakes

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)