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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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Racy stag film trust fund
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
Aphrodisiac Hell Headpube
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
Pearly spot karate
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
Sooty kitty son of senegal
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
Pearly spot karate
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
Sooty kitty son of senegal
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
Racy stag film trust fund
  05/05/24
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Sooty kitty son of senegal
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
Aphrodisiac Hell Headpube
  05/05/24
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Pearly spot karate
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
Gay provocative sanctuary
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
silver lascivious library
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
Aphrodisiac Hell Headpube
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
doobsian azure philosopher-king
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
Racy stag film trust fund
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
Sepia Bateful Cumskin
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
Mahogany business firm mother
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
Sepia Bateful Cumskin
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
Avocado hideous knife trailer park
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
Sepia Bateful Cumskin
  05/06/24
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Electric Fiercely-loyal Roast Beef Abode
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
Light idea he suggested
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
doobsian azure philosopher-king
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
Excitant Forum Queen Of The Night
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
Thriller Brunch Athletic Conference
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
Amethyst laughsome hunting ground volcanic crater
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
Sepia Bateful Cumskin
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
Racy stag film trust fund
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
doobsian azure philosopher-king
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
Shimmering coldplay fan
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
Pearly spot karate
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
Excitant Forum Queen Of The Night
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
tan pea-brained boistinker
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
Excitant Forum Queen Of The Night
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
Racy stag film trust fund
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
Excitant Forum Queen Of The Night
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
Aphrodisiac Hell Headpube
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
bearded orchid gaming laptop parlor
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
Racy stag film trust fund
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: Racy stag film trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Hell Headpube

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: Pearly spot karate

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Sooty kitty son of senegal

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Pearly spot karate

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Sooty kitty son of senegal

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: Racy stag film trust fund

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Sooty kitty son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Hell Headpube

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Pearly spot karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: Gay provocative sanctuary

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: silver lascivious library

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Hell Headpube

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: doobsian azure philosopher-king

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: Racy stag film trust fund

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Sepia Bateful Cumskin

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Mahogany business firm mother

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Sepia Bateful Cumskin

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: Avocado hideous knife trailer park

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: Sepia Bateful Cumskin

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Electric Fiercely-loyal Roast Beef Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: Light idea he suggested

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: doobsian azure philosopher-king

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: Excitant Forum Queen Of The Night

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Thriller Brunch Athletic Conference

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Amethyst laughsome hunting ground volcanic crater

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: Sepia Bateful Cumskin

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: Racy stag film trust fund

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: doobsian azure philosopher-king

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Shimmering coldplay fan

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Pearly spot karate

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Excitant Forum Queen Of The Night

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: tan pea-brained boistinker

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Excitant Forum Queen Of The Night

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Racy stag film trust fund

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Excitant Forum Queen Of The Night

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Hell Headpube

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: bearded orchid gaming laptop parlor

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: Racy stag film trust fund

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)