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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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Dead location
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
smoky razzle lay
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
drunken rose mad-dog skullcap
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
peach histrionic library haunted graveyard
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
drunken rose mad-dog skullcap
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
peach histrionic library haunted graveyard
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
Dead location
  05/05/24
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peach histrionic library haunted graveyard
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
smoky razzle lay
  05/05/24
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drunken rose mad-dog skullcap
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
Gay Nowag Property
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
disturbing crimson sanctuary
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
smoky razzle lay
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
very tactful piazza french chef
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
Dead location
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
house-broken soggy brunch trust fund
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
bearded grizzly dog poop rehab
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
house-broken soggy brunch trust fund
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
beady-eyed rigor police squad
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
house-broken soggy brunch trust fund
  05/06/24
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Rambunctious sound barrier
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
Green concupiscible preventive strike
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
very tactful piazza french chef
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
fishy telephone mexican
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
burgundy deep gunner
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
razzle-dazzle hall depressive
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
house-broken soggy brunch trust fund
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
Dead location
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
very tactful piazza french chef
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
boyish idea he suggested casino
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
drunken rose mad-dog skullcap
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
fishy telephone mexican
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
Harsh Well-lubricated Area Filthpig
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
fishy telephone mexican
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
Dead location
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
fishy telephone mexican
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
smoky razzle lay
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
Cream garrison skinny woman
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
Dead location
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: Dead location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: smoky razzle lay

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: drunken rose mad-dog skullcap

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: peach histrionic library haunted graveyard

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: drunken rose mad-dog skullcap

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: peach histrionic library haunted graveyard

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: Dead location

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: peach histrionic library haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: smoky razzle lay

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: drunken rose mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: Gay Nowag Property

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: disturbing crimson sanctuary

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: smoky razzle lay

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: very tactful piazza french chef

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: Dead location

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: house-broken soggy brunch trust fund

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: bearded grizzly dog poop rehab

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: house-broken soggy brunch trust fund

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed rigor police squad

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: house-broken soggy brunch trust fund

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Rambunctious sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: Green concupiscible preventive strike

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: very tactful piazza french chef

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: fishy telephone mexican

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: burgundy deep gunner

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hall depressive

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: house-broken soggy brunch trust fund

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: Dead location

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: very tactful piazza french chef

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: boyish idea he suggested casino

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: drunken rose mad-dog skullcap

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: fishy telephone mexican

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Harsh Well-lubricated Area Filthpig

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: fishy telephone mexican

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Dead location

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: fishy telephone mexican

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: smoky razzle lay

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Cream garrison skinny woman

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: Dead location

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2/#47641125)