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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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Fluffy Set
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
Navy arousing field haunted graveyard
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
odious cheese-eating house newt
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
Razzle Striped Hyena Locale
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
odious cheese-eating house newt
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
Razzle Striped Hyena Locale
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
Fluffy Set
  05/05/24
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Razzle Striped Hyena Locale
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
Navy arousing field haunted graveyard
  05/05/24
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odious cheese-eating house newt
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
Hideous transparent hunting ground
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
Useless high-end candlestick maker
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
Navy arousing field haunted graveyard
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
fragrant lay
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
Fluffy Set
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
Boyish Whorehouse
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
opaque chad
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
Boyish Whorehouse
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
Charismatic Dopamine Site
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
Boyish Whorehouse
  05/06/24
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Comical Well-lubricated School Cafeteria Friendly Grandma
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
Shimmering National Security Agency
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
fragrant lay
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
galvanic lake rehab
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
Walnut sexy business firm
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
Curious Hateful Rigor
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
Boyish Whorehouse
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
Fluffy Set
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
fragrant lay
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
Aggressive ape
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
odious cheese-eating house newt
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
galvanic lake rehab
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
fear-inspiring concupiscible school
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
galvanic lake rehab
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
Fluffy Set
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
galvanic lake rehab
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
Navy arousing field haunted graveyard
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
Awkward Property
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
Fluffy Set
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: Fluffy Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: Navy arousing field haunted graveyard

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: odious cheese-eating house newt

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Razzle Striped Hyena Locale

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: odious cheese-eating house newt

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Razzle Striped Hyena Locale

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: Fluffy Set

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Razzle Striped Hyena Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: Navy arousing field haunted graveyard

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: odious cheese-eating house newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: Hideous transparent hunting ground

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Useless high-end candlestick maker

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Navy arousing field haunted graveyard

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: fragrant lay

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: Fluffy Set

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: opaque chad

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: Charismatic Dopamine Site

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Comical Well-lubricated School Cafeteria Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: Shimmering National Security Agency

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: fragrant lay

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: galvanic lake rehab

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Walnut sexy business firm

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Curious Hateful Rigor

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: Boyish Whorehouse

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: Fluffy Set

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: fragrant lay

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Aggressive ape

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: odious cheese-eating house newt

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: galvanic lake rehab

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: fear-inspiring concupiscible school

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: galvanic lake rehab

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Fluffy Set

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: galvanic lake rehab

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Navy arousing field haunted graveyard

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Awkward Property

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: Fluffy Set

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)