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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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sable stead
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
greedy box office
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
Ebony keepsake machete
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
Lascivious garnet indian lodge
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
Ebony keepsake machete
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
Lascivious garnet indian lodge
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
sable stead
  05/05/24
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Lascivious garnet indian lodge
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
greedy box office
  05/05/24
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Ebony keepsake machete
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
exhilarant geriatric shrine tank
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
Crusty Talented Sandwich Kitchen
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
greedy box office
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
Honey-headed vigorous heaven therapy
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
sable stead
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
Buff Trip Garrison Brethren
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
shimmering tanning salon
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
Buff Trip Garrison Brethren
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
Naked meetinghouse really tough guy
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
Buff Trip Garrison Brethren
  05/06/24
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supple menage quadroon
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
Vengeful beta point filthpig
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
Honey-headed vigorous heaven therapy
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
fantasy-prone stage
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
soggy international law enforcement agency
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
obsidian know-it-all ticket booth bbw
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
Buff Trip Garrison Brethren
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
sable stead
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
Honey-headed vigorous heaven therapy
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
pale candlestick maker becky
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
Ebony keepsake machete
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
fantasy-prone stage
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
cerise wonderful hell juggernaut
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
fantasy-prone stage
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
sable stead
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
fantasy-prone stage
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
greedy box office
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
Aqua passionate pisswyrm
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
sable stead
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: sable stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: greedy box office

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: Ebony keepsake machete

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Lascivious garnet indian lodge

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Ebony keepsake machete

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Lascivious garnet indian lodge

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: sable stead

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Lascivious garnet indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: greedy box office

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Ebony keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: exhilarant geriatric shrine tank

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Crusty Talented Sandwich Kitchen

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: greedy box office

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Honey-headed vigorous heaven therapy

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: sable stead

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Buff Trip Garrison Brethren

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: shimmering tanning salon

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Buff Trip Garrison Brethren

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: Naked meetinghouse really tough guy

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: Buff Trip Garrison Brethren

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: supple menage quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: Vengeful beta point filthpig

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: Honey-headed vigorous heaven therapy

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: fantasy-prone stage

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: soggy international law enforcement agency

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: obsidian know-it-all ticket booth bbw

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: Buff Trip Garrison Brethren

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: sable stead

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Honey-headed vigorous heaven therapy

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: pale candlestick maker becky

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Ebony keepsake machete

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: fantasy-prone stage

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: cerise wonderful hell juggernaut

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: fantasy-prone stage

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: sable stead

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: fantasy-prone stage

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: greedy box office

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Aqua passionate pisswyrm

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: sable stead

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)