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BAML associate dies from overwork

https://twitter.com/itsmarkmoran/status/1787258159565840457
Swashbuckling up-to-no-good orchestra pit ratface
  05/06/24
maximum hours cap of 100 hours per week. who do they think ...
Electric outnumbered legal warrant coffee pot
  05/06/24
(demonic, hooknosed, coinclipping, money grubbing, life-hati...
pontificating thriller lay marketing idea
  05/06/24
Head of FIG in the Americas: "Nature of the assignment....
Floppy mahogany public bath hunting ground
  05/06/24
Apparently he just nuked his LinkedIn: https://www.linked...
Insecure Cowardly Deer Antler
  05/06/24
fig lives matter
elite salmon corner
  05/06/24
was it suicide or a heart attack?
Mint spot
  05/06/24
Does it really matter?
Floppy mahogany public bath hunting ground
  05/06/24
:(
Galvanic jet-lagged address
  05/06/24
"Me and a few others are organizing a plan" Wha...
Insecure Cowardly Deer Antler
  05/06/24
retards who couldnt get a job at a better bank
elite salmon corner
  05/06/24
https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
Insecure Cowardly Deer Antler
  05/09/24
4 hours for sleep plus 10 years to put the down payment on a...
translucent love of her life national
  05/09/24
How much leverage do ibankers have? Gut feeling is that the ...
razzmatazz temple
  05/09/24
theyre way more replacable than fast food workers.
translucent love of her life national
  05/09/24
...
obsidian rehab
  05/09/24
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4635739&mc=25&...
thirsty french chef
  05/09/24
This guy spent 10 years on a zog kill team and then gave his...
obsidian rehab
  05/09/24
dulce et decorum est
thirsty french chef
  05/09/24
180
razzmatazz temple
  05/09/24
anush showing up at family's house to deliver the news in br...
elite salmon corner
  05/09/24
...
FizzKidd
  05/19/24
"His death came after he had allegedly been working som...
Insecure Cowardly Deer Antler
  05/09/24
At least he could die in peace knowing the deal closed.
chocolate piazza affirmative action
  05/09/24
...
obsidian rehab
  05/09/24
*widow places deal toy graveside*
elite salmon corner
  05/09/24
the gravestone itself is a deal toy, with a spinnable center...
thirsty french chef
  05/09/24
...
obsidian rehab
  05/09/24
...
Swashbuckling up-to-no-good orchestra pit ratface
  05/09/24
...
Geriatric Hospital
  05/09/24
...
FizzKidd
  05/19/24
They're called tombstones. https://www.golucites.com/wha...
ruinous phenotype
  05/19/24
...
startled honey-headed patrolman son of senegal
  05/09/24
Happy this bro lives long enough to see the merger completed
Geriatric Hospital
  05/09/24
“What happened to [Lukenas] was absolutely tragic, but...
Ass Sunstein
  05/19/24
Lol at comparing Elon Musk to investment banker functionary.
When I grow up I want to be a pumo
  05/19/24
180
So we looked at the data
  05/19/24


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Date: May 6th, 2024 3:38 PM
Author: Swashbuckling up-to-no-good orchestra pit ratface

https://twitter.com/itsmarkmoran/status/1787258159565840457

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47639967)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Electric outnumbered legal warrant coffee pot

maximum hours cap of 100 hours per week. who do they think they are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47639972)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 4:09 PM
Author: pontificating thriller lay marketing idea

(demonic, hooknosed, coinclipping, money grubbing, life-hating jew)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47640052)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 3:42 PM
Author: Floppy mahogany public bath hunting ground

Head of FIG in the Americas: "Nature of the assignment."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47639976)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 5:34 PM
Author: Insecure Cowardly Deer Antler

Apparently he just nuked his LinkedIn:

https://www.linkedin.com/in/gary-howe-5b329353

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47640225)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: elite salmon corner

fig lives matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47640100)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 4:32 PM
Author: Mint spot

was it suicide or a heart attack?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47640101)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 5:33 PM
Author: Floppy mahogany public bath hunting ground

Does it really matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47640224)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 5:37 PM
Author: Galvanic jet-lagged address

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47640232)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: Insecure Cowardly Deer Antler

"Me and a few others are organizing a plan"

What kind of prole retards are they hiring at BAML?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47640223)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: elite salmon corner

retards who couldnt get a job at a better bank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47640236)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: Insecure Cowardly Deer Antler

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648838)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: translucent love of her life national

4 hours for sleep plus 10 years to put the down payment on a house plus i cant even have a positive net worth after the 18-year marriage divorce comes. why are you doing this to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648846)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: razzmatazz temple

How much leverage do ibankers have? Gut feeling is that the job is so sought after that they're more replaceable than fast food workers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648843)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: translucent love of her life national

theyre way more replacable than fast food workers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648848)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: obsidian rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648849)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: thirsty french chef

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4635739&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648852)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:16 PM
Author: obsidian rehab

This guy spent 10 years on a zog kill team and then gave his one and only life for global capitalism.

Can u imagine being his wife? Every day for multiple deployments she's waiting for someone in a dress uniform to knock on the door. He finally gets out, we made it babe, and then Anoop is calling to regretfully inform you that your husband did the needful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648850)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:16 PM
Author: thirsty french chef

dulce et decorum est

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648851)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: razzmatazz temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648855)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:43 PM
Author: elite salmon corner

anush showing up at family's house to deliver the news in broken english while constantly checking emails

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648928)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 9:13 PM
Author: FizzKidd (coquette aesthetic)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47675408)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:19 PM
Author: Insecure Cowardly Deer Antler

"His death came after he had allegedly been working some 100 hours a week for several weeks in a row on a $2 billion merger that was completed last Monday — three days before his tragic death."

Serious Q: what are guys like this actually doing in those 100 hours? Making spreadsheets about cash flows? Making powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal? Due diligence/research? What is the work product?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648858)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: chocolate piazza affirmative action

At least he could die in peace knowing the deal closed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648873)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: obsidian rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648880)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: elite salmon corner

*widow places deal toy graveside*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648882)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:32 PM
Author: thirsty french chef

the gravestone itself is a deal toy, with a spinnable centerpiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648889)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:32 PM
Author: obsidian rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648891)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 5:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling up-to-no-good orchestra pit ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47649061)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: Geriatric Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47649085)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 9:13 PM
Author: FizzKidd (coquette aesthetic)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47675410)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: ruinous phenotype (🦆)

They're called tombstones.

https://www.golucites.com/what-is-a-tombstone-in-investment-banking/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47675447)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: startled honey-headed patrolman son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47649079)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Geriatric Hospital

Happy this bro lives long enough to see the merger completed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47649083)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

“What happened to [Lukenas] was absolutely tragic, but for junior bankers to leverage his untimely death with the aim of reducing the heavy and intense workload required to be a successful investment banker is inappropriate,” one banker who spent two decades on Wall Street told The Post. “Elon Musk works more than 100 hours a week and he hasn’t dropped dead.”

Another banker added: “If you don’t want to do the job, there are three junior people behind you who will take your seat.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47675400)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo

Lol at comparing Elon Musk to investment banker functionary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47675417)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 9:18 PM
Author: So we looked at the data

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47675422)