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Does anyone else's birdbrain do shit like this?

She left the sliding door in the minivan open overnight. A b...
insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender
  05/08/24
Check to see if she is overwhelmed for baby, work and taking...
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Ruddy Fragrant Pistol Fat Ankles
  05/08/24
how did all those bugs get in your garage in the first place
Electric dysfunction
  05/08/24
car was parked outside, brother. the other two cars are insi...
insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender
  05/08/24
Why do you have three cars? Aren't you a two driver family
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  05/08/24
I have a sports car
insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender
  05/08/24
Good goy
blathering erotic keepsake machete
  05/08/24
lmao of course you do
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umber aphrodisiac toaster boltzmann
  05/08/24
he's a chilmata alt
mahogany contagious corner
  05/08/24
r u going to beat her?
Charismatic medicated nowag nibblets
  05/08/24
no all i did was send an angry text, she said sorry, and i w...
insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender
  05/08/24
maybe time to get a second wife
Charismatic medicated nowag nibblets
  05/08/24
lmao why would anyone do that?
insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender
  05/08/24
certified woman expert here, this is WAD
Lemon area useless brakes
  05/08/24
WAD?
insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender
  05/08/24
Working As Designed (WAD) WAD is an acronym that stands ...
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insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender
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Gonna let you in on a secret. WAD was originally Working ...
Deranged psychic
  05/08/24
wow did they teach you that in poetry class
Lemon area useless brakes
  05/08/24
No. I have an internet confirmed IQ of 149.
Deranged psychic
  05/08/24
i would wager literally any amount of money that if you took...
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  05/08/24
a WL allfeds search for "working as designed" show...
Lemon area useless brakes
  05/08/24
This was your original post before you changed it. It was t...
Deranged psychic
  05/08/24
it sounds like he had a typo and corrected it. and it's irre...
lilac background story market
  05/08/24
I didn't edit it at all - read the link below this is jus...
Lemon area useless brakes
  05/08/24
but even if you did it wouldn't matter. spaceporn is the one...
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man holy shit you are stupid lol it's actually wild that ...
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holy shit that's wild why would you just make up this easil...
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i really like it here
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comical hateful old irish cottage
  05/08/24
don't you mean planned obsolescence?
mahogany contagious corner
  05/08/24
birdbrains are usually hyperaware of shit like this. that's ...
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  05/08/24
dude, not my birdbrain. if i didn't care about organization ...
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  05/08/24
damn bro, having a birdbrain around to clean and organize my...
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she has improved a lot in that regard but she will still som...
insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender
  05/08/24
yeah, *that's* birdbrain behavior. and you're a wise man...
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  05/08/24
cr
insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender
  05/08/24
it took an embarrassingly long time for me to realize this. ...
lilac background story market
  05/08/24
brother, I think you need a balance of this approach with wh...
insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender
  05/08/24
yeah that thread is from 2022. since then i've had a long jo...
lilac background story market
  05/08/24
i cant possibly fathom caring about shit like this. is this ...
razzle magical main people voyeur
  05/08/24
i just think it's funny i pretty much copy and pasted what s...
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#notallbirdbrains
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OP is biologically homosexual and his wife is probably some ...
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vivacious juggernaut prole
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MY birdbrain
Slate multi-colored chapel kitty
  05/08/24
You deserve worse for not beating her and also choosing to s...
abnormal hyperactive reading party crackhouse
  05/08/24
This exact thing happens in my house about once a month
Bossy Temple
  05/08/24
Does she also lose her phone about 5 times a day?
insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender
  05/08/24
Yes, but uses locate feature on watch to find it. Also lose...
Bossy Temple
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Lol, I got her a watch and she's too forgetful to wear it. S...
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  05/08/24
They all do this too. They do it camping, on vacation, at...
Deranged psychic
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Women pants/leggings don’t have big pockets tbf so the...
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My wife always leave her Tesla doors open when she parks in ...
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This thread is therapeutic for me. Just lol @ our birdbrains...
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She never charges the car even though she's the only one who...
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1am smoke break in the garage noticing your birdbrains wide ...
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My wife has done this on occasion. It's maddening. All wom...
Deranged psychic
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TY
insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender
  05/08/24
going back to OP, isn't this primarily the kids' fault? or d...
Lemon area useless brakes
  05/08/24
It is. They are kids, buck stops with her. The door was also...
insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender
  05/08/24
Your first mistake is putting your wife in a different categ...
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Maybe I just got lucky, but I don't recall my mom having any...
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wow is this like when ur teen dotter gets old enough that...
Slate multi-colored chapel kitty
  05/08/24
Yes
Deranged psychic
  05/08/24
cr he should also be beating his kids
abnormal hyperactive reading party crackhouse
  05/08/24
OP got a sorry, which is more than any man can ever hope for...
rebellious kitchen
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umber aphrodisiac toaster boltzmann
  05/08/24
Yeah she’s 180 in a million other ways.
insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender
  05/08/24
I have, unfortunately, done this. Went to a restaurant, park...
umber aphrodisiac toaster boltzmann
  05/08/24
texting your wife about this is extremely feminine and passi...
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Can't believe it took so long to point this out. LOL at scol...
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lol this fucking haji is never not posting his L’s on ...
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he used to claim he was jewish
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he screams at his kids, has a legit stupid wife, is a depres...
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  05/08/24
He creates good content. You screech about Orcs or whatever....
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Slate multi-colored chapel kitty
  05/08/24
link to his best thread?
Ruddy Fragrant Pistol Fat Ankles
  05/08/24
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5497381&mc=123&...
umber aphrodisiac toaster boltzmann
  05/08/24
No he doesn’t You’re shit too and the exact s...
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Ruddy Fragrant Pistol Fat Ankles
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Appreciate it brother.
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  05/08/24
Lol, you’re not even worth my time you pissant. It&rsq...
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I'm genuinely confused as to why you would get the car clean...
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Bugs are considered haraam in Islam. As I have said before...
umber aphrodisiac toaster boltzmann
  05/08/24
Shut the fuck up kike
abnormal hyperactive reading party crackhouse
  05/08/24
You people know more about Islam than I do lol Not everyt...
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It needed to be cleaned anyway and wasn’t a fan of bug...
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender

She left the sliding door in the minivan open overnight. A bunch of bugs were flying around inside this morning. Getting a car wash today. Infuriating, kindergarten shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644745)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:29 AM
Author: spruce french chef striped hyena

Check to see if she is overwhelmed for baby, work and taking care of you like a child

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644757)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:22 PM
Author: Ruddy Fragrant Pistol Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645824)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Electric dysfunction

how did all those bugs get in your garage in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644770)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:45 AM
Author: insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender

car was parked outside, brother. the other two cars are inside, minivan is just too big.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644793)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:09 PM
Author: blathering erotic keepsake machete

Why do you have three cars? Aren't you a two driver family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644902)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:09 PM
Author: insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender

I have a sports car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644906)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: blathering erotic keepsake machete

Good goy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644921)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: bat shit crazy faggotry

lmao of course you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645870)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:38 PM
Author: umber aphrodisiac toaster boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645882)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: mahogany contagious corner

he's a chilmata alt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645822)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Charismatic medicated nowag nibblets

r u going to beat her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644773)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender

no all i did was send an angry text, she said sorry, and i went about my day. but i'm still a little upset. car wash guy will be here in 45 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644798)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:54 AM
Author: Charismatic medicated nowag nibblets

maybe time to get a second wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644837)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:55 AM
Author: insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender

lmao why would anyone do that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644841)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Lemon area useless brakes

certified woman expert here, this is WAD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644776)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender

WAD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644799)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:49 AM
Author: Lemon area useless brakes

Working As Designed (WAD)

WAD is an acronym that stands for "working as designed." This is a phrase that support reps use when talking about a product that isn't broken. It may mean that the customer mistook a new feature for a glitch, or that the issue that was reported is no longer present. Whatever it was, the product is now functioning normally and is working as designed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644815)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:52 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone gay pocket flask haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644827)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644832)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:58 AM
Author: Deranged psychic

Gonna let you in on a secret.

WAD was originally Working as Designed but was converted to Working as Designated. Why?

I wouldn’t normally spell out why, but this board is dumb as shit now so I will.

Working as Designed looks bad and appears to implicate the designer if there is an injury. Working as Designated expression more easily passes the buck over to a consumer misuse defense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644859)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: Lemon area useless brakes

wow did they teach you that in poetry class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644862)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Deranged psychic

No.

I have an internet confirmed IQ of 149.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644867)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:03 PM
Author: lilac background story market

i would wager literally any amount of money that if you took a professional administered WAIS you would not score over 130.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644871)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Lemon area useless brakes

a WL allfeds search for "working as designed" showed 94 hits

"working as designated" - zero hits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644879)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Deranged psychic

This was your original post before you changed it. It was this original post that prompted my response.

Date: May 8th, 2024 11:49 AM

Author: certified woman expert

Working As Designated (WAD)

WAD is an acronym that stands for "working as designated." This is a phrase that support reps use when talking about a product that isn't broken. It may mean that the customer mistook a new feature for a glitch, or that the issue that was reported is no longer present. Whatever it was, the product is now functioning normally and is working as designated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644907)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: lilac background story market

it sounds like he had a typo and corrected it. and it's irrelevant anyway -- you're the one saying that it was *changed* to working as designated. but there seems to be no authority that anyone uses it that way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644938)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Lemon area useless brakes

I didn't edit it at all - read the link below

this is just crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644949)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: lilac background story market

but even if you did it wouldn't matter. spaceporn is the one that came up with that bullshit "fact", not you.

but i believe that you didn't anyway. first i remember reading it before spaceporn responded. second, he'd have to have two tabs open to the same thread, one unrefreshed, to be able to copy and paste it.

which is just another layer to spaceporn's stupidity and stubbornness. when confronted with the fact he's incorrect he first lies to say you edited your post in a way where he wouldn't have been wrong. but what he claimed doesn't have any bearing on him being wrong anyway!

god, he's just so fucking dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644990)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Deranged psychic

troll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644995)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: Deranged psychic

troll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644986)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: Slate multi-colored chapel kitty

man holy shit you are stupid lol

it's actually wild that you manage to so consistently create these situations where you prove your idiocy in such bizarre and unusual ways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644941)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: Deranged psychic

troll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644987)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: Lemon area useless brakes

holy shit that's wild

why would you just make up this easily disprovable claim.

I cut and pasted directly from this website, which anyone can go look at:

https://blog.hubspot.com/service/customer-service-buzzwords

it's #15 in the list and clearly says designed, not designated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644944)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Deranged psychic

troll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644994)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: razzle magical main people voyeur

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645253)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:17 PM
Author: Opaque twisted stage wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644939)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: comical hateful old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644981)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: mahogany contagious corner

don't you mean planned obsolescence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645826)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: lilac background story market

birdbrains are usually hyperaware of shit like this. that's why they're the ones that fiddle and stress over cleanliness, organization, etc. an absent minded blunder like this is usually a dude thing imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644783)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:45 AM
Author: rebellious kitchen

cr analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644792)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender

dude, not my birdbrain. if i didn't care about organization it would be total anarchy in here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644805)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:49 AM
Author: lilac background story market

damn bro, having a birdbrain around to clean and organize my shit is a big reason i put up with them.

your birdbrain is atypical in this regard. but here's a Q to assess her birdbrainedness: if you expressed frustration about having to go get the car cleaned, did she try to avoid accountability?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644814)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:52 AM
Author: insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender

she has improved a lot in that regard but she will still sometimes offload responsibility onto others. when she does it on the kids (technically, they are the ones that left the door open, she just didn't catch it), it really grinds my gears because it's literally her job to supervise them.

that said, today, all she said to my text was "sorry." i think that's a win and a further argument was thus avoided.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644831)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: lilac background story market

yeah, *that's* birdbrain behavior.

and you're a wise man. a curt "sorry" is basically a non-apology. she had already chambered the "omg i'm taking care of the kids and they left the door open. they're x ages, they are going to make mistakes. and i can't be everywhere at once..." if you added anything after that.

once i learned that it's best to avoid inducing a birdbrain meltdown, and to not try to challenge it with logic when it happens, i started having much better long-term relationships with women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644863)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:02 PM
Author: insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644870)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: lilac background story market

it took an embarrassingly long time for me to realize this. in fact, one of the greatest epiphanies for me happened on xo in one of my favorite moments here.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5237770&mc=332&forum_id=2#45512288

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644932)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender

brother, I think you need a balance of this approach with what this guy said downthread:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5237770&forum_id=2#45512772

it's true, you CAN train a lot of this shit out of them, and if you capitulate every time you are only causing more future headaches (or added responsibility) for yourself. modern life with kids requires two adults most of the time. you can keep your upper hand, be the decision maker, be the one to look the other way, but about 40% of the time you need to stand your ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644978)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: lilac background story market

yeah that thread is from 2022. since then i've had a long journey learning about women and retraining my brain, and things are going great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645000)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: razzle magical main people voyeur

i cant possibly fathom caring about shit like this. is this what TURBOGAKK does to a man, or does the autism shield me from such trifles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644999)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: lilac background story market

i just think it's funny i pretty much copy and pasted what someone suggested i say and it worked instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645001)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:55 AM
Author: Lemon area useless brakes

#notallbirdbrains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644843)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:03 PM
Author: abnormal hyperactive reading party crackhouse

OP is biologically homosexual and his wife is probably some high t pig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644872)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 7:46 AM
Author: vivacious juggernaut prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47647229)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Slate multi-colored chapel kitty

MY birdbrain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644790)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: abnormal hyperactive reading party crackhouse

You deserve worse for not beating her and also choosing to shackle yourself to a shitty woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644801)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:57 AM
Author: Bossy Temple

This exact thing happens in my house about once a month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644855)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:58 AM
Author: insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender

Does she also lose her phone about 5 times a day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644857)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:02 PM
Author: Bossy Temple

Yes, but uses locate feature on watch to find it. Also loses keys, cannot seem to turn off lights, close garage door, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644868)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender

Lol, I got her a watch and she's too forgetful to wear it. So I still have to find her phone through the Find My app like once a day. It used to be much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644877)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:05 PM
Author: Deranged psychic

They all do this too.

They do it camping, on vacation, at the grocery store, at a dinner party, any time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644885)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Exciting gaping

Women pants/leggings don’t have big pockets tbf so they always carry them around instead of sticking in a pocket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645149)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Sexy passionate university

My wife always leave her Tesla doors open when she parks in garage. Yesterday she left the front door open after getting DoorDash delivery. I didn't notice until like 1am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644864)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender

This thread is therapeutic for me. Just lol @ our birdbrains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644880)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Sexy passionate university

She never charges the car even though she's the only one who drives it and we got the expensive fast charging thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644916)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: razzle magical main people voyeur

1am smoke break in the garage noticing your birdbrains wide open tesla doors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644881)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:03 PM
Author: Deranged psychic

My wife has done this on occasion. It's maddening. All women do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644875)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:05 PM
Author: insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644884)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:05 PM
Author: Lemon area useless brakes

going back to OP, isn't this primarily the kids' fault? or does your wife generally ride in the rear of the minivan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644883)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:07 PM
Author: insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender

It is. They are kids, buck stops with her. The door was also on the driver's side. I told them this morning the last person to exit needs to shut the door. My son understood it immediately, unclear if the magnitude of the situation got through to dotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644894)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:09 PM
Author: blathering erotic keepsake machete

Your first mistake is putting your wife in a different category than your kids. Your wife is merely your oldest child. You're the adult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644905)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender

Maybe I just got lucky, but I don't recall my mom having any of these issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644912)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: Slate multi-colored chapel kitty

wow

is this like when ur teen dotter gets old enough that you can have her look after the younger kids while you're away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644913)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: Deranged psychic

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644931)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: abnormal hyperactive reading party crackhouse

cr he should also be beating his kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644901)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:49 PM
Author: rebellious kitchen

OP got a sorry, which is more than any man can ever hope for with a BB. He has a 180 wife, all things considered. Thread is resolved imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645033)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: umber aphrodisiac toaster boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645038)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender

Yeah she’s 180 in a million other ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645051)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:56 PM
Author: umber aphrodisiac toaster boltzmann

I have, unfortunately, done this. Went to a restaurant, parked the car, resolved some shit with the kids, and forgot to close the my drivers side door. Came back after meal to find the door wide open. Figured some nig did it and stole a bunch of shit (xo muscle memory). Then realized it was all my fault. Nothing was stolen or damaged or in any way altered.

it's a long life. dumb shit happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645056)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Autistic knife

texting your wife about this is extremely feminine and passive aggressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645274)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle address

Can't believe it took so long to point this out. LOL at scolding your wife over text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645861)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Ruddy Fragrant Pistol Fat Ankles

lol this fucking haji is never not posting his L’s on xo

a fucking minivan lmaoooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645829)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Clear Sandwich Private Investor

he used to claim he was jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645836)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Ruddy Fragrant Pistol Fat Ankles

he screams at his kids, has a legit stupid wife, is a depressmo, and drives a bug infested minivan

a fag like him should probably talk less shit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645851)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: umber aphrodisiac toaster boltzmann

He creates good content. You screech about Orcs or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645858)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: Slate multi-colored chapel kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645863)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:37 PM
Author: Ruddy Fragrant Pistol Fat Ankles

link to his best thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645873)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:43 PM
Author: umber aphrodisiac toaster boltzmann

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5497381&mc=123&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645904)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:38 PM
Author: abnormal hyperactive reading party crackhouse

No he doesn’t

You’re shit too and the exact same type of effeminate baselessly prideful kike retard he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645879)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:11 AM
Author: Ruddy Fragrant Pistol Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47647139)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender

Appreciate it brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47646681)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender

Lol, you’re not even worth my time you pissant. It’s too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47646680)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: disrespectful claret spot athletic conference

I'm genuinely confused as to why you would get the car cleaned because there were some bugs in it. Did a raccoon get in there and leave muddy footprints or something?

Or are you just OCD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645834)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: umber aphrodisiac toaster boltzmann

Bugs are considered haraam in Islam.

As I have said before Arabs are extremely xenophobic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645866)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: abnormal hyperactive reading party crackhouse

Shut the fuck up kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645898)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender

You people know more about Islam than I do lol

Not everything needs to fit your narrative brother. I love all people as a baseline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47646690)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: insanely creepy flickering hissy fit sex offender

It needed to be cleaned anyway and wasn’t a fan of bugs flying around while driving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47646686)