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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:20 AM Author: Flesh Pit Rigpig She left the sliding door in the minivan open overnight. A bunch of bugs were flying around inside this morning. Getting a car wash today. Infuriating, kindergarten shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644745) |
Date: May 8th, 2024 11:29 AM Author: big-titted karate Check to see if she is overwhelmed for baby, work and taking care of you like a child (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644757) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:22 PM Author: disrespectful coral brethren theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645824) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:38 AM Author: wild cuck how did all those bugs get in your garage in the first place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644770) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:45 AM Author: Flesh Pit Rigpig car was parked outside, brother. the other two cars are inside, minivan is just too big. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644793) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:09 PM Author: ultramarine supple senate nowag Why do you have three cars? Aren't you a two driver family (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644902) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:09 PM Author: Flesh Pit Rigpig I have a sports car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644906) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:13 PM Author: ultramarine supple senate nowag Good goy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644921) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:36 PM Author: saffron motley international law enforcement agency lmao of course you do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645870) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:38 PM Author: frum appetizing business firm old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645882) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:21 PM Author: exhilarant bat shit crazy alpha he's a chilmata alt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645822) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:39 AM Author: Startling digit ratio den r u going to beat her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644773) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:46 AM Author: Flesh Pit Rigpig no all i did was send an angry text, she said sorry, and i went about my day. but i'm still a little upset. car wash guy will be here in 45 minutes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644798) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:54 AM Author: Startling digit ratio den maybe time to get a second wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644837) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:55 AM Author: Flesh Pit Rigpig lmao why would anyone do that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644841) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:40 AM Author: Magenta Idiotic Hominid Messiness certified woman expert here, this is WAD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644776) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:46 AM Author: Flesh Pit Rigpig WAD? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644799) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:49 AM Author: Magenta Idiotic Hominid Messiness Working As Designed (WAD)
WAD is an acronym that stands for "working as designed." This is a phrase that support reps use when talking about a product that isn't broken. It may mean that the customer mistook a new feature for a glitch, or that the issue that was reported is no longer present. Whatever it was, the product is now functioning normally and is working as designed. |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:52 AM Author: Cerebral Buck-toothed Affirmative Action Ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644827) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:53 AM Author: Flesh Pit Rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644832) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:58 AM Author: Marvelous swollen feces point Gonna let you in on a secret. WAD was originally Working as Designed but was converted to Working as Designated. Why?
I wouldn’t normally spell out why, but this board is dumb as shit now so I will. Working as Designed looks bad and appears to implicate the designer if there is an injury. Working as Designated expression more easily passes the buck over to a consumer misuse defense. |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:00 PM Author: Magenta Idiotic Hominid Messiness wow did they teach you that in poetry class (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644862) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:01 PM Author: Marvelous swollen feces point No.
I have an internet confirmed IQ of 149. |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:03 PM Author: bateful splenetic orchestra pit i would wager literally any amount of money that if you took a professional administered WAIS you would not score over 130. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644871) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:04 PM Author: Magenta Idiotic Hominid Messiness a WL allfeds search for "working as designed" showed 94 hits
"working as designated" - zero hits |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:10 PM Author: Marvelous swollen feces point This was your original post before you changed it. It was this original post that prompted my response.
Date: May 8th, 2024 11:49 AM Author: certified woman expert
Working As Designated (WAD) WAD is an acronym that stands for "working as designated." This is a phrase that support reps use when talking about a product that isn't broken. It may mean that the customer mistook a new feature for a glitch, or that the issue that was reported is no longer present. Whatever it was, the product is now functioning normally and is working as designated. |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:16 PM Author: bateful splenetic orchestra pit it sounds like he had a typo and corrected it. and it's irrelevant anyway -- you're the one saying that it was *changed* to working as designated. but there seems to be no authority that anyone uses it that way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644938) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:20 PM Author: Magenta Idiotic Hominid Messiness I didn't edit it at all - read the link below
this is just crazy |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:31 PM Author: bateful splenetic orchestra pit but even if you did it wouldn't matter. spaceporn is the one that came up with that bullshit "fact", not you.
but i believe that you didn't anyway. first i remember reading it before spaceporn responded. second, he'd have to have two tabs open to the same thread, one unrefreshed, to be able to copy and paste it.
which is just another layer to spaceporn's stupidity and stubbornness. when confronted with the fact he's incorrect he first lies to say you edited your post in a way where he wouldn't have been wrong. but what he claimed doesn't have any bearing on him being wrong anyway!
god, he's just so fucking dumb. |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:32 PM Author: Marvelous swollen feces point troll (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644995) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:30 PM Author: Marvelous swollen feces point troll (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644986) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:19 PM Author: Underhanded copper brunch elastic band man holy shit you are stupid lol
it's actually wild that you manage to so consistently create these situations where you prove your idiocy in such bizarre and unusual ways |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:30 PM Author: Marvelous swollen feces point troll (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644987) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:19 PM Author: Magenta Idiotic Hominid Messiness holy shit that's wild why would you just make up this easily disprovable claim.
I cut and pasted directly from this website, which anyone can go look at:
https://blog.hubspot.com/service/customer-service-buzzwords
it's #15 in the list and clearly says designed, not designated |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:31 PM Author: Marvelous swollen feces point troll (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644994) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 1:40 PM Author: fluffy vigorous forum i really like it here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645253) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:17 PM Author: Bossy fantasy-prone chad church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644939) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:29 PM Author: Anal Brindle Toaster Crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644981) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: exhilarant bat shit crazy alpha don't you mean planned obsolescence? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645826) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:43 AM Author: bateful splenetic orchestra pit birdbrains are usually hyperaware of shit like this. that's why they're the ones that fiddle and stress over cleanliness, organization, etc. an absent minded blunder like this is usually a dude thing imo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644783) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:45 AM Author: Autistic mewling black woman cr analysis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644792) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:46 AM Author: Flesh Pit Rigpig dude, not my birdbrain. if i didn't care about organization it would be total anarchy in here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644805) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:49 AM Author: bateful splenetic orchestra pit damn bro, having a birdbrain around to clean and organize my shit is a big reason i put up with them.
your birdbrain is atypical in this regard. but here's a Q to assess her birdbrainedness: if you expressed frustration about having to go get the car cleaned, did she try to avoid accountability? |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:52 AM Author: Flesh Pit Rigpig she has improved a lot in that regard but she will still sometimes offload responsibility onto others. when she does it on the kids (technically, they are the ones that left the door open, she just didn't catch it), it really grinds my gears because it's literally her job to supervise them.
that said, today, all she said to my text was "sorry." i think that's a win and a further argument was thus avoided. |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:00 PM Author: bateful splenetic orchestra pit yeah, *that's* birdbrain behavior.
and you're a wise man. a curt "sorry" is basically a non-apology. she had already chambered the "omg i'm taking care of the kids and they left the door open. they're x ages, they are going to make mistakes. and i can't be everywhere at once..." if you added anything after that.
once i learned that it's best to avoid inducing a birdbrain meltdown, and to not try to challenge it with logic when it happens, i started having much better long-term relationships with women. |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:02 PM Author: Flesh Pit Rigpig cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644870) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:14 PM Author: bateful splenetic orchestra pit it took an embarrassingly long time for me to realize this. in fact, one of the greatest epiphanies for me happened on xo in one of my favorite moments here.
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5237770&mc=332&forum_id=2#45512288 |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:28 PM Author: Flesh Pit Rigpig brother, I think you need a balance of this approach with what this guy said downthread:
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5237770&forum_id=2#45512772
it's true, you CAN train a lot of this shit out of them, and if you capitulate every time you are only causing more future headaches (or added responsibility) for yourself. modern life with kids requires two adults most of the time. you can keep your upper hand, be the decision maker, be the one to look the other way, but about 40% of the time you need to stand your ground. |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:33 PM Author: bateful splenetic orchestra pit yeah that thread is from 2022. since then i've had a long journey learning about women and retraining my brain, and things are going great. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645000) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:33 PM Author: fluffy vigorous forum i cant possibly fathom caring about shit like this. is this what TURBOGAKK does to a man, or does the autism shield me from such trifles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644999) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:34 PM Author: bateful splenetic orchestra pit i just think it's funny i pretty much copy and pasted what someone suggested i say and it worked instantly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645001) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:55 AM Author: Magenta Idiotic Hominid Messiness #notallbirdbrains (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644843) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:03 PM Author: Startled Turdskin OP is biologically homosexual and his wife is probably some high t pig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644872) |
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Date: May 9th, 2024 7:46 AM Author: 180 stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47647229) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:44 AM Author: Underhanded copper brunch elastic band MY birdbrain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644790) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:46 AM Author: Startled Turdskin You deserve worse for not beating her and also choosing to shackle yourself to a shitty woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644801) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:57 AM Author: talking adventurous temple This exact thing happens in my house about once a month (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644855) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:58 AM Author: Flesh Pit Rigpig Does she also lose her phone about 5 times a day? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644857) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:02 PM Author: talking adventurous temple Yes, but uses locate feature on watch to find it. Also loses keys, cannot seem to turn off lights, close garage door, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644868) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:04 PM Author: Flesh Pit Rigpig Lol, I got her a watch and she's too forgetful to wear it. So I still have to find her phone through the Find My app like once a day. It used to be much worse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644877) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:05 PM Author: Marvelous swollen feces point They all do this too. They do it camping, on vacation, at the grocery store, at a dinner party, any time. |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 1:20 PM Author: trip cruise ship Women pants/leggings don’t have big pockets tbf so they always carry them around instead of sticking in a pocket (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645149) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:01 PM Author: Glittery crawly tank My wife always leave her Tesla doors open when she parks in garage. Yesterday she left the front door open after getting DoorDash delivery. I didn't notice until like 1am (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644864) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:04 PM Author: Flesh Pit Rigpig This thread is therapeutic for me. Just lol @ our birdbrains. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644880) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:12 PM Author: Glittery crawly tank She never charges the car even though she's the only one who drives it and we got the expensive fast charging thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644916) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:04 PM Author: fluffy vigorous forum 1am smoke break in the garage noticing your birdbrains wide open tesla doors tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644881) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:03 PM Author: Marvelous swollen feces point My wife has done this on occasion. It's maddening. All women do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644875) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:05 PM Author: Flesh Pit Rigpig TY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644884) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:05 PM Author: Magenta Idiotic Hominid Messiness going back to OP, isn't this primarily the kids' fault? or does your wife generally ride in the rear of the minivan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644883) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:07 PM Author: Flesh Pit Rigpig It is. They are kids, buck stops with her. The door was also on the driver's side. I told them this morning the last person to exit needs to shut the door. My son understood it immediately, unclear if the magnitude of the situation got through to dotter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644894) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:09 PM Author: ultramarine supple senate nowag Your first mistake is putting your wife in a different category than your kids. Your wife is merely your oldest child. You're the adult. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644905) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:10 PM Author: Flesh Pit Rigpig Maybe I just got lucky, but I don't recall my mom having any of these issues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644912) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:11 PM Author: Underhanded copper brunch elastic band wow
is this like when ur teen dotter gets old enough that you can have her look after the younger kids while you're away |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:14 PM Author: Marvelous swollen feces point Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644931) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:08 PM Author: Startled Turdskin cr he should also be beating his kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644901) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:49 PM Author: Autistic mewling black woman OP got a sorry, which is more than any man can ever hope for with a BB. He has a 180 wife, all things considered. Thread is resolved imo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645033) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:50 PM Author: frum appetizing business firm old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645038) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:54 PM Author: Flesh Pit Rigpig Yeah she’s 180 in a million other ways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645051) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:56 PM Author: frum appetizing business firm old irish cottage I have, unfortunately, done this. Went to a restaurant, parked the car, resolved some shit with the kids, and forgot to close the my drivers side door. Came back after meal to find the door wide open. Figured some nig did it and stole a bunch of shit (xo muscle memory). Then realized it was all my fault. Nothing was stolen or damaged or in any way altered.
it's a long life. dumb shit happens. |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 1:47 PM Author: vibrant shrine texting your wife about this is extremely feminine and passive aggressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645274) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:35 PM Author: Cracking Party Of The First Part Can't believe it took so long to point this out. LOL at scolding your wife over text (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645861) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: disrespectful coral brethren theater stage lol this fucking haji is never not posting his L’s on xo
a fucking minivan lmaoooo |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:26 PM Author: domesticated chrome plaza he used to claim he was jewish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645836) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:31 PM Author: disrespectful coral brethren theater stage he screams at his kids, has a legit stupid wife, is a depressmo, and drives a bug infested minivan
a fag like him should probably talk less shit
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:35 PM Author: frum appetizing business firm old irish cottage He creates good content. You screech about Orcs or whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645858) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:35 PM Author: Underhanded copper brunch elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645863) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:37 PM Author: disrespectful coral brethren theater stage link to his best thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645873) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:43 PM Author: frum appetizing business firm old irish cottage https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5497381&mc=123&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645904) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:38 PM Author: Startled Turdskin No he doesn’t
You’re shit too and the exact same type of effeminate baselessly prideful kike retard he is |
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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:11 AM Author: disrespectful coral brethren theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47647139) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 9:43 PM Author: Flesh Pit Rigpig Appreciate it brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47646681) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 9:43 PM Author: Flesh Pit Rigpig Lol, you’re not even worth my time you pissant. It’s too easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47646680) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:25 PM Author: spectacular bonkers field pistol I'm genuinely confused as to why you would get the car cleaned because there were some bugs in it. Did a raccoon get in there and leave muddy footprints or something?
Or are you just OCD? |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:36 PM Author: frum appetizing business firm old irish cottage Bugs are considered haraam in Islam. As I have said before Arabs are extremely xenophobic. |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:42 PM Author: Startled Turdskin Shut the fuck up kike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645898) |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 9:45 PM Author: Flesh Pit Rigpig You people know more about Islam than I do lol
Not everything needs to fit your narrative brother. I love all people as a baseline |
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Date: May 8th, 2024 9:44 PM Author: Flesh Pit Rigpig It needed to be cleaned anyway and wasn’t a fan of bugs flying around while driving (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47646686) |