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Does anyone else's birdbrain do shit like this?

She left the sliding door in the minivan open overnight. A b...
Bossy coffee pot regret
  05/08/24
Check to see if she is overwhelmed for baby, work and taking...
bonkers buff kitty cat
  05/08/24
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mind-boggling trust fund
  05/08/24
how did all those bugs get in your garage in the first place
Beady-eyed bronze state corn cake
  05/08/24
car was parked outside, brother. the other two cars are insi...
Bossy coffee pot regret
  05/08/24
Why do you have three cars? Aren't you a two driver family
High-end native stain
  05/08/24
I have a sports car
Bossy coffee pot regret
  05/08/24
Good goy
High-end native stain
  05/08/24
lmao of course you do
learning disabled fanboi dilemma
  05/08/24
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dull round eye
  05/08/24
he's a chilmata alt
awkward submissive cruise ship partner
  05/08/24
r u going to beat her?
Canary blathering azn codepig
  05/08/24
no all i did was send an angry text, she said sorry, and i w...
Bossy coffee pot regret
  05/08/24
maybe time to get a second wife
Canary blathering azn codepig
  05/08/24
lmao why would anyone do that?
Bossy coffee pot regret
  05/08/24
certified woman expert here, this is WAD
shivering black library crotch
  05/08/24
WAD?
Bossy coffee pot regret
  05/08/24
Working As Designed (WAD) WAD is an acronym that stands ...
shivering black library crotch
  05/08/24
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fragrant temple
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Bossy coffee pot regret
  05/08/24
Gonna let you in on a secret. WAD was originally Working ...
Zippy beta striped hyena jap
  05/08/24
wow did they teach you that in poetry class
shivering black library crotch
  05/08/24
No. I have an internet confirmed IQ of 149.
Zippy beta striped hyena jap
  05/08/24
i would wager literally any amount of money that if you took...
Yapping geriatric chad field
  05/08/24
a WL allfeds search for "working as designed" show...
shivering black library crotch
  05/08/24
This was your original post before you changed it. It was t...
Zippy beta striped hyena jap
  05/08/24
it sounds like he had a typo and corrected it. and it's irre...
Yapping geriatric chad field
  05/08/24
I didn't edit it at all - read the link below this is jus...
shivering black library crotch
  05/08/24
but even if you did it wouldn't matter. spaceporn is the one...
Yapping geriatric chad field
  05/08/24
troll
Zippy beta striped hyena jap
  05/08/24
troll
Zippy beta striped hyena jap
  05/08/24
man holy shit you are stupid lol it's actually wild that ...
supple stag film brethren
  05/08/24
troll
Zippy beta striped hyena jap
  05/08/24
holy shit that's wild why would you just make up this easil...
shivering black library crotch
  05/08/24
troll
Zippy beta striped hyena jap
  05/08/24
i really like it here
Soul-stirring Sick House Circlehead
  05/08/24
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Glittery cumskin
  05/08/24
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Amethyst ladyboy useless brakes
  05/08/24
don't you mean planned obsolescence?
awkward submissive cruise ship partner
  05/08/24
birdbrains are usually hyperaware of shit like this. that's ...
Yapping geriatric chad field
  05/08/24
cr analysis
Bistre mentally impaired elastic band
  05/08/24
dude, not my birdbrain. if i didn't care about organization ...
Bossy coffee pot regret
  05/08/24
damn bro, having a birdbrain around to clean and organize my...
Yapping geriatric chad field
  05/08/24
she has improved a lot in that regard but she will still som...
Bossy coffee pot regret
  05/08/24
yeah, *that's* birdbrain behavior. and you're a wise man...
Yapping geriatric chad field
  05/08/24
cr
Bossy coffee pot regret
  05/08/24
it took an embarrassingly long time for me to realize this. ...
Yapping geriatric chad field
  05/08/24
brother, I think you need a balance of this approach with wh...
Bossy coffee pot regret
  05/08/24
yeah that thread is from 2022. since then i've had a long jo...
Yapping geriatric chad field
  05/08/24
i cant possibly fathom caring about shit like this. is this ...
Soul-stirring Sick House Circlehead
  05/08/24
i just think it's funny i pretty much copy and pasted what s...
Yapping geriatric chad field
  05/08/24
#notallbirdbrains
shivering black library crotch
  05/08/24
OP is biologically homosexual and his wife is probably some ...
fantasy-prone tanning salon telephone
  05/08/24
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plum bipolar tank
  05/09/24
MY birdbrain
supple stag film brethren
  05/08/24
You deserve worse for not beating her and also choosing to s...
fantasy-prone tanning salon telephone
  05/08/24
This exact thing happens in my house about once a month
Buck-toothed Whorehouse National Security Agency
  05/08/24
Does she also lose her phone about 5 times a day?
Bossy coffee pot regret
  05/08/24
Yes, but uses locate feature on watch to find it. Also lose...
Buck-toothed Whorehouse National Security Agency
  05/08/24
Lol, I got her a watch and she's too forgetful to wear it. S...
Bossy coffee pot regret
  05/08/24
They all do this too. They do it camping, on vacation, at...
Zippy beta striped hyena jap
  05/08/24
Women pants/leggings don’t have big pockets tbf so the...
Useless hospital philosopher-king
  05/08/24
My wife always leave her Tesla doors open when she parks in ...
Erotic Stimulating Mad Cow Disease
  05/08/24
This thread is therapeutic for me. Just lol @ our birdbrains...
Bossy coffee pot regret
  05/08/24
She never charges the car even though she's the only one who...
Erotic Stimulating Mad Cow Disease
  05/08/24
1am smoke break in the garage noticing your birdbrains wide ...
Soul-stirring Sick House Circlehead
  05/08/24
My wife has done this on occasion. It's maddening. All wom...
Zippy beta striped hyena jap
  05/08/24
TY
Bossy coffee pot regret
  05/08/24
going back to OP, isn't this primarily the kids' fault? or d...
shivering black library crotch
  05/08/24
It is. They are kids, buck stops with her. The door was also...
Bossy coffee pot regret
  05/08/24
Your first mistake is putting your wife in a different categ...
High-end native stain
  05/08/24
Maybe I just got lucky, but I don't recall my mom having any...
Bossy coffee pot regret
  05/08/24
wow is this like when ur teen dotter gets old enough that...
supple stag film brethren
  05/08/24
Yes
Zippy beta striped hyena jap
  05/08/24
cr he should also be beating his kids
fantasy-prone tanning salon telephone
  05/08/24
OP got a sorry, which is more than any man can ever hope for...
Bistre mentally impaired elastic band
  05/08/24
...
dull round eye
  05/08/24
Yeah she’s 180 in a million other ways.
Bossy coffee pot regret
  05/08/24
I have, unfortunately, done this. Went to a restaurant, park...
dull round eye
  05/08/24
texting your wife about this is extremely feminine and passi...
Cracking chapel
  05/08/24
Can't believe it took so long to point this out. LOL at scol...
orange hairy legs
  05/08/24
lol this fucking haji is never not posting his L’s on ...
mind-boggling trust fund
  05/08/24
he used to claim he was jewish
Big jade abode
  05/08/24
he screams at his kids, has a legit stupid wife, is a depres...
mind-boggling trust fund
  05/08/24
He creates good content. You screech about Orcs or whatever....
dull round eye
  05/08/24
...
supple stag film brethren
  05/08/24
link to his best thread?
mind-boggling trust fund
  05/08/24
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5497381&mc=123&...
dull round eye
  05/08/24
No he doesn’t You’re shit too and the exact s...
fantasy-prone tanning salon telephone
  05/08/24
...
mind-boggling trust fund
  05/09/24
Appreciate it brother.
Bossy coffee pot regret
  05/08/24
Lol, you’re not even worth my time you pissant. It&rsq...
Bossy coffee pot regret
  05/08/24
I'm genuinely confused as to why you would get the car clean...
Vigorous arrogant office stock car
  05/08/24
Bugs are considered haraam in Islam. As I have said before...
dull round eye
  05/08/24
Shut the fuck up kike
fantasy-prone tanning salon telephone
  05/08/24
You people know more about Islam than I do lol Not everyt...
Bossy coffee pot regret
  05/08/24
It needed to be cleaned anyway and wasn’t a fan of bug...
Bossy coffee pot regret
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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: Bossy coffee pot regret

She left the sliding door in the minivan open overnight. A bunch of bugs were flying around inside this morning. Getting a car wash today. Infuriating, kindergarten shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644745)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:29 AM
Author: bonkers buff kitty cat

Check to see if she is overwhelmed for baby, work and taking care of you like a child

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644757)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645824)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Beady-eyed bronze state corn cake

how did all those bugs get in your garage in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644770)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:45 AM
Author: Bossy coffee pot regret

car was parked outside, brother. the other two cars are inside, minivan is just too big.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644793)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:09 PM
Author: High-end native stain

Why do you have three cars? Aren't you a two driver family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644902)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:09 PM
Author: Bossy coffee pot regret

I have a sports car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644906)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: High-end native stain

Good goy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644921)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: learning disabled fanboi dilemma

lmao of course you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645870)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:38 PM
Author: dull round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645882)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: awkward submissive cruise ship partner

he's a chilmata alt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645822)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Canary blathering azn codepig

r u going to beat her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644773)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: Bossy coffee pot regret

no all i did was send an angry text, she said sorry, and i went about my day. but i'm still a little upset. car wash guy will be here in 45 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644798)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:54 AM
Author: Canary blathering azn codepig

maybe time to get a second wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644837)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:55 AM
Author: Bossy coffee pot regret

lmao why would anyone do that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644841)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: shivering black library crotch

certified woman expert here, this is WAD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644776)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: Bossy coffee pot regret

WAD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644799)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:49 AM
Author: shivering black library crotch

Working As Designed (WAD)

WAD is an acronym that stands for "working as designed." This is a phrase that support reps use when talking about a product that isn't broken. It may mean that the customer mistook a new feature for a glitch, or that the issue that was reported is no longer present. Whatever it was, the product is now functioning normally and is working as designed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644815)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:52 AM
Author: fragrant temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644827)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Bossy coffee pot regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644832)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:58 AM
Author: Zippy beta striped hyena jap

Gonna let you in on a secret.

WAD was originally Working as Designed but was converted to Working as Designated. Why?

I wouldn’t normally spell out why, but this board is dumb as shit now so I will.

Working as Designed looks bad and appears to implicate the designer if there is an injury. Working as Designated expression more easily passes the buck over to a consumer misuse defense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644859)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: shivering black library crotch

wow did they teach you that in poetry class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644862)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Zippy beta striped hyena jap

No.

I have an internet confirmed IQ of 149.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644867)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:03 PM
Author: Yapping geriatric chad field

i would wager literally any amount of money that if you took a professional administered WAIS you would not score over 130.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644871)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: shivering black library crotch

a WL allfeds search for "working as designed" showed 94 hits

"working as designated" - zero hits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644879)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Zippy beta striped hyena jap

This was your original post before you changed it. It was this original post that prompted my response.

Date: May 8th, 2024 11:49 AM

Author: certified woman expert

Working As Designated (WAD)

WAD is an acronym that stands for "working as designated." This is a phrase that support reps use when talking about a product that isn't broken. It may mean that the customer mistook a new feature for a glitch, or that the issue that was reported is no longer present. Whatever it was, the product is now functioning normally and is working as designated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644907)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Yapping geriatric chad field

it sounds like he had a typo and corrected it. and it's irrelevant anyway -- you're the one saying that it was *changed* to working as designated. but there seems to be no authority that anyone uses it that way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644938)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: shivering black library crotch

I didn't edit it at all - read the link below

this is just crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644949)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Yapping geriatric chad field

but even if you did it wouldn't matter. spaceporn is the one that came up with that bullshit "fact", not you.

but i believe that you didn't anyway. first i remember reading it before spaceporn responded. second, he'd have to have two tabs open to the same thread, one unrefreshed, to be able to copy and paste it.

which is just another layer to spaceporn's stupidity and stubbornness. when confronted with the fact he's incorrect he first lies to say you edited your post in a way where he wouldn't have been wrong. but what he claimed doesn't have any bearing on him being wrong anyway!

god, he's just so fucking dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644990)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Zippy beta striped hyena jap

troll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644995)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: Zippy beta striped hyena jap

troll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644986)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: supple stag film brethren

man holy shit you are stupid lol

it's actually wild that you manage to so consistently create these situations where you prove your idiocy in such bizarre and unusual ways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644941)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: Zippy beta striped hyena jap

troll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644987)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: shivering black library crotch

holy shit that's wild

why would you just make up this easily disprovable claim.

I cut and pasted directly from this website, which anyone can go look at:

https://blog.hubspot.com/service/customer-service-buzzwords

it's #15 in the list and clearly says designed, not designated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644944)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Zippy beta striped hyena jap

troll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644994)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Sick House Circlehead

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645253)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:17 PM
Author: Glittery cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644939)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Amethyst ladyboy useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644981)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: awkward submissive cruise ship partner

don't you mean planned obsolescence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645826)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Yapping geriatric chad field

birdbrains are usually hyperaware of shit like this. that's why they're the ones that fiddle and stress over cleanliness, organization, etc. an absent minded blunder like this is usually a dude thing imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644783)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:45 AM
Author: Bistre mentally impaired elastic band

cr analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644792)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: Bossy coffee pot regret

dude, not my birdbrain. if i didn't care about organization it would be total anarchy in here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644805)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:49 AM
Author: Yapping geriatric chad field

damn bro, having a birdbrain around to clean and organize my shit is a big reason i put up with them.

your birdbrain is atypical in this regard. but here's a Q to assess her birdbrainedness: if you expressed frustration about having to go get the car cleaned, did she try to avoid accountability?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644814)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:52 AM
Author: Bossy coffee pot regret

she has improved a lot in that regard but she will still sometimes offload responsibility onto others. when she does it on the kids (technically, they are the ones that left the door open, she just didn't catch it), it really grinds my gears because it's literally her job to supervise them.

that said, today, all she said to my text was "sorry." i think that's a win and a further argument was thus avoided.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644831)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: Yapping geriatric chad field

yeah, *that's* birdbrain behavior.

and you're a wise man. a curt "sorry" is basically a non-apology. she had already chambered the "omg i'm taking care of the kids and they left the door open. they're x ages, they are going to make mistakes. and i can't be everywhere at once..." if you added anything after that.

once i learned that it's best to avoid inducing a birdbrain meltdown, and to not try to challenge it with logic when it happens, i started having much better long-term relationships with women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644863)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:02 PM
Author: Bossy coffee pot regret

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644870)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: Yapping geriatric chad field

it took an embarrassingly long time for me to realize this. in fact, one of the greatest epiphanies for me happened on xo in one of my favorite moments here.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5237770&mc=332&forum_id=2#45512288

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644932)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Bossy coffee pot regret

brother, I think you need a balance of this approach with what this guy said downthread:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5237770&forum_id=2#45512772

it's true, you CAN train a lot of this shit out of them, and if you capitulate every time you are only causing more future headaches (or added responsibility) for yourself. modern life with kids requires two adults most of the time. you can keep your upper hand, be the decision maker, be the one to look the other way, but about 40% of the time you need to stand your ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644978)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: Yapping geriatric chad field

yeah that thread is from 2022. since then i've had a long journey learning about women and retraining my brain, and things are going great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645000)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Sick House Circlehead

i cant possibly fathom caring about shit like this. is this what TURBOGAKK does to a man, or does the autism shield me from such trifles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644999)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Yapping geriatric chad field

i just think it's funny i pretty much copy and pasted what someone suggested i say and it worked instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645001)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:55 AM
Author: shivering black library crotch

#notallbirdbrains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644843)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:03 PM
Author: fantasy-prone tanning salon telephone

OP is biologically homosexual and his wife is probably some high t pig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644872)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 7:46 AM
Author: plum bipolar tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47647229)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: supple stag film brethren

MY birdbrain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644790)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: fantasy-prone tanning salon telephone

You deserve worse for not beating her and also choosing to shackle yourself to a shitty woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644801)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:57 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Whorehouse National Security Agency

This exact thing happens in my house about once a month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644855)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 11:58 AM
Author: Bossy coffee pot regret

Does she also lose her phone about 5 times a day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644857)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:02 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Whorehouse National Security Agency

Yes, but uses locate feature on watch to find it. Also loses keys, cannot seem to turn off lights, close garage door, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644868)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Bossy coffee pot regret

Lol, I got her a watch and she's too forgetful to wear it. So I still have to find her phone through the Find My app like once a day. It used to be much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644877)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:05 PM
Author: Zippy beta striped hyena jap

They all do this too.

They do it camping, on vacation, at the grocery store, at a dinner party, any time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644885)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Useless hospital philosopher-king

Women pants/leggings don’t have big pockets tbf so they always carry them around instead of sticking in a pocket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645149)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Erotic Stimulating Mad Cow Disease

My wife always leave her Tesla doors open when she parks in garage. Yesterday she left the front door open after getting DoorDash delivery. I didn't notice until like 1am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644864)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Bossy coffee pot regret

This thread is therapeutic for me. Just lol @ our birdbrains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644880)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Erotic Stimulating Mad Cow Disease

She never charges the car even though she's the only one who drives it and we got the expensive fast charging thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644916)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Sick House Circlehead

1am smoke break in the garage noticing your birdbrains wide open tesla doors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644881)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:03 PM
Author: Zippy beta striped hyena jap

My wife has done this on occasion. It's maddening. All women do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644875)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:05 PM
Author: Bossy coffee pot regret

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644884)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:05 PM
Author: shivering black library crotch

going back to OP, isn't this primarily the kids' fault? or does your wife generally ride in the rear of the minivan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644883)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:07 PM
Author: Bossy coffee pot regret

It is. They are kids, buck stops with her. The door was also on the driver's side. I told them this morning the last person to exit needs to shut the door. My son understood it immediately, unclear if the magnitude of the situation got through to dotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644894)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:09 PM
Author: High-end native stain

Your first mistake is putting your wife in a different category than your kids. Your wife is merely your oldest child. You're the adult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644905)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Bossy coffee pot regret

Maybe I just got lucky, but I don't recall my mom having any of these issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644912)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: supple stag film brethren

wow

is this like when ur teen dotter gets old enough that you can have her look after the younger kids while you're away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644913)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: Zippy beta striped hyena jap

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644931)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: fantasy-prone tanning salon telephone

cr he should also be beating his kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47644901)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:49 PM
Author: Bistre mentally impaired elastic band

OP got a sorry, which is more than any man can ever hope for with a BB. He has a 180 wife, all things considered. Thread is resolved imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645033)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: dull round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645038)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: Bossy coffee pot regret

Yeah she’s 180 in a million other ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645051)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 12:56 PM
Author: dull round eye

I have, unfortunately, done this. Went to a restaurant, parked the car, resolved some shit with the kids, and forgot to close the my drivers side door. Came back after meal to find the door wide open. Figured some nig did it and stole a bunch of shit (xo muscle memory). Then realized it was all my fault. Nothing was stolen or damaged or in any way altered.

it's a long life. dumb shit happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645056)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Cracking chapel

texting your wife about this is extremely feminine and passive aggressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645274)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: orange hairy legs

Can't believe it took so long to point this out. LOL at scolding your wife over text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645861)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: mind-boggling trust fund

lol this fucking haji is never not posting his L’s on xo

a fucking minivan lmaoooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645829)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Big jade abode

he used to claim he was jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645836)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: mind-boggling trust fund

he screams at his kids, has a legit stupid wife, is a depressmo, and drives a bug infested minivan

a fag like him should probably talk less shit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645851)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: dull round eye

He creates good content. You screech about Orcs or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645858)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: supple stag film brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645863)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:37 PM
Author: mind-boggling trust fund

link to his best thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645873)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:43 PM
Author: dull round eye

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5497381&mc=123&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645904)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:38 PM
Author: fantasy-prone tanning salon telephone

No he doesn’t

You’re shit too and the exact same type of effeminate baselessly prideful kike retard he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645879)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:11 AM
Author: mind-boggling trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47647139)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: Bossy coffee pot regret

Appreciate it brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47646681)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: Bossy coffee pot regret

Lol, you’re not even worth my time you pissant. It’s too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47646680)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Vigorous arrogant office stock car

I'm genuinely confused as to why you would get the car cleaned because there were some bugs in it. Did a raccoon get in there and leave muddy footprints or something?

Or are you just OCD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645834)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: dull round eye

Bugs are considered haraam in Islam.

As I have said before Arabs are extremely xenophobic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645866)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: fantasy-prone tanning salon telephone

Shut the fuck up kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47645898)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Bossy coffee pot regret

You people know more about Islam than I do lol

Not everything needs to fit your narrative brother. I love all people as a baseline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47646690)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Bossy coffee pot regret

It needed to be cleaned anyway and wasn’t a fan of bugs flying around while driving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526404&forum_id=2#47646686)