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RIP steve albini

i got banned from his messageboard back in 2004 or so. it wa...
Flatulent snowy jewess
  05/08/24
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impertinent therapy gaping
  05/08/24
ljl I remember you telling that story before RIP
mind-boggling apoplectic resort
  05/08/24
I do too. Zurich seems pretty cool
thriller underhanded ceo wrinkle
  05/08/24
i'm insecure and have horrible self esteem, so i try to impr...
Flatulent snowy jewess
  05/08/24
trolling
thriller underhanded ceo wrinkle
  05/08/24
yea i was thinking of him. i'm sorry, spaceporn.
Flatulent snowy jewess
  05/08/24
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Charcoal Casino
  05/08/24
he was a legit poker player. I played with him in an unde...
wonderful potus institution
  05/08/24
RIP fucking Steve Albini what a legend hilarious story if t...
violent coffee pot candlestick maker
  05/08/24
it's 100% true, lol. honestly one of my funniest ones, and i...
Flatulent snowy jewess
  05/08/24
go on...
wonderful potus institution
  05/08/24
it was 1997 at a firehall in crofton, md ( about 15 mins fro...
Flatulent snowy jewess
  05/08/24
180 story. HxC bros are lulzy. Jasta bought the rights to...
wonderful potus institution
  05/08/24
wow, my friends drove to that in 1995 or 1996. this sXe b...
Flatulent snowy jewess
  05/08/24
His last poast was an anti-Trump screed. Oh well, I guess Th...
Shaky peach friendly grandma
  05/08/24
how many fucking big black or shellac records did trump play...
Flatulent snowy jewess
  05/08/24
best albini record imo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9...
Flatulent snowy jewess
  05/08/24
Wow someone saved an old screenshot about your story and poa...
mind-boggling apoplectic resort
  05/09/24
lol what the fuck i'm doing a webinar (on mute because my...
Flatulent snowy jewess
  05/09/24
He shouldn't have published that Hillary Clinton article.
Purple Titillating Property Liquid Oxygen
  05/09/24


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Date: May 8th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Flatulent snowy jewess

i got banned from his messageboard back in 2004 or so. it was a board all about nerdy studio equipment and i think there was a poker forum. but he was THE steve albini so i registered there.

i made a shitload of threads making fun of him. example: i'd make a thread entitled "what has four eyes and a pea brain" and the body of the thread would be a photo of him wearing his gay glasses.

one day i started making a ton of threads with racist jokes, mostly about black people.

he sent me a pm that said something like "hey man, i think the nigger jokes are really fucking funny but you gotta stop. people are bumming out."

so i started a thread entitled "look at what albini just sent me" and the body of the thread was a c+p of his pm. i got IP banned within like 5 minutes.

RIP to a music legend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526511&forum_id=2#47645654)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 3:37 PM
Author: impertinent therapy gaping



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Date: May 8th, 2024 3:42 PM
Author: mind-boggling apoplectic resort

ljl I remember you telling that story before

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526511&forum_id=2#47645686)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: thriller underhanded ceo wrinkle

I do too. Zurich seems pretty cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526511&forum_id=2#47645722)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Flatulent snowy jewess

i'm insecure and have horrible self esteem, so i try to impress people by doing shit like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526511&forum_id=2#47645736)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: thriller underhanded ceo wrinkle

trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526511&forum_id=2#47645740)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 3:58 PM
Author: Flatulent snowy jewess

yea i was thinking of him. i'm sorry, spaceporn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526511&forum_id=2#47645743)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Charcoal Casino



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: wonderful potus institution

he was a legit poker player.

I played with him in an underground game once and bluffed him out of a big pot in NLHE, which wasn't really his game.

he regularly played in a 50/100 mixed game at the casino and took down 2 wsop bracelets in the time I knew him.

His winners photo is legendary for one of them.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526511&forum_id=2#47645757)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: violent coffee pot candlestick maker

RIP fucking Steve Albini what a legend

hilarious story if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526511&forum_id=2#47645759)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:07 PM
Author: Flatulent snowy jewess

it's 100% true, lol. honestly one of my funniest ones, and i have a shitload.

for instance, i maced the band Hatebreed once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526511&forum_id=2#47645771)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:32 PM
Author: wonderful potus institution

go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526511&forum_id=2#47645854)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 7:08 PM
Author: Flatulent snowy jewess

it was 1997 at a firehall in crofton, md ( about 15 mins from annapolis by car). this place was huge for shows inthe late 80s/90s.

my friend did shows back then (we lived in bowie, which is next to crofton). he booked hatebreed when they were pretty small still. we'd seen jasta 14, the singer's first band, in CT in 1994 at some fest at the tune inn in new haven.

anyway, my close hs friend (who later sang for 86 mentality) slipped while he was dancing and cracked his head open. show stopped and the lights came on. someone ran and called the cops (luckily the fire dept was next door). during this down time in the show, this MASSIVE skinhead was talking to his buddy like he'd knocked my friend down. it later turned out to be a misunderstanding, but i ran up to the guy running my mouth. he charged at me and a huge fight broke out between bowie hardcore kids and baltimore skinheads, and we had some big doods who fucked up a few skins real good. anyway, during the melee, a friend of mine stuck mace in my hand. the huge skin charged at me and i unloaded the mace. it was that foamy shit and it went all over the place, and it hit a few guys in hatebreed.

luckily the cops came because some of the skins were going to their cars for guns. i had to have my ex gf smooth shit over and i didn't go to shows for a bit. eventually everything was fine. my friend whose head was cracked open was a skin and cool with all those guys, so when they found out why i did what i did, they said they would have done the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526511&forum_id=2#47646317)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: wonderful potus institution

180 story. HxC bros are lulzy.

Jasta bought the rights to Milwaukee Metal Fest and brought it back. 2nd year kicks off a week from tomorrow. Hatebreed are playing Saturday. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/62bc3a3fc7b3c312a973a0d1/293891ca-ad63-4b9a-837b-bcf5e3fec7f0/WebDesign_March%2B21%2Bupdate_color+fix.jpg?format=1000w

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526511&forum_id=2#47646363)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: Flatulent snowy jewess

wow, my friends drove to that in 1995 or 1996.

this sXe band from NJ called resurrection played. totally out of place. some other hc bands played too.

here's another funny story about that firehall. there's this band called 25 ta life. they are hilariously bad. their singer is this guy called rick ta life with dreads and tattoos on his face, etc. they are awful. they had one song that was kinda big in the scene, called "keepin it real." anyway, my friend booked them to play a show at the firehall, and they played that fucking song like 4 times lmao. dude kept asking "yo, yall niggas [yes, he is white] wanna hear keepin it real again, son?"

they had a new bass player in the band. after the show finished, we were all sitting around talking and shooting the shit. venue was empty except for us, lights were on, etc. the bassist was imitating rick ta life "yo, you wanna hear fuckin keepin it real again dogg? hahahahh" and everyone was yukking it up. rick pops from out of somewhere and goes "yo, nigga. you a comedian? you're fired bitch. find your own way back to NYC". and sure enough the band left his ass there lol.

that ex gf who ended up smoothing stuff over with the skins later dated rick. she was a band slut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526511&forum_id=2#47646382)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: Shaky peach friendly grandma

His last poast was an anti-Trump screed. Oh well, I guess The Donald got the last laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526511&forum_id=2#47646298)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 8:06 PM
Author: Flatulent snowy jewess

how many fucking big black or shellac records did trump play on? and how many legendary alt rock records did he produce?

zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526511&forum_id=2#47646395)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 8:06 PM
Author: Flatulent snowy jewess

best albini record imo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ushiAXGAbg&list=PLcWSltaTg15cJzAX-Vf9YQ7N8kbsyJw1B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526511&forum_id=2#47646396)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 3:25 AM
Author: mind-boggling apoplectic resort

Wow someone saved an old screenshot about your story and poasted it in the /mu/ thread about this

https://boards.4chan.org/mu/thread/121790756

https://i.4cdn.org/mu/1715194627490604.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526511&forum_id=2#47647129)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: Flatulent snowy jewess

lol what the fuck

i'm doing a webinar (on mute because my copresenter is doing her slides) and just read this and started laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526511&forum_id=2#47647536)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: Purple Titillating Property Liquid Oxygen

He shouldn't have published that Hillary Clinton article.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5526511&forum_id=2#47647644)