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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:24 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle Among things I will discuss:
1) exercise and fiber
2) leaving TTTNYC
3) my new (believe it or not) and unfortunate racism
Things I will not discuss:
1) specifics about my job |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:25 PM Author: vibrant haunting lodge sound barrier What happened with the weekend guests? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102515) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:26 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle Not much. Had a good time overall. Did not spend too much money either, amazingly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102525) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:27 PM Author: vibrant haunting lodge sound barrier Oh, I thought there was some big story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102528) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:25 PM Author: Pale market hairy legs how fast could you throw a baseball? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102518) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:28 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle I went to ESPN zone as a summer associate and tried to use the pitching game to throw at Chipper Jones' head.
Some 10-11 year old kid went before me in a little league uniform and pitched 52-54 mph.
I throw as hard as I can three time, get up to 57 mph and throw out my shoulder. Fucking A. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:29 PM Author: Lemon bonkers boistinker range lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102546) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:25 PM Author: Lemon bonkers boistinker range leaving NYC? where are you headed? glad to be rid of that shithole? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102519) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:32 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle going to Hawaii for a bit.
I liked living in NY but never spent enough money or had the type of friends that would encourage me to take full advantage of it.
I can live anywhere and be okay - though I will say NYC is less boring than most places.
I am glad to be rid of the fucking winters though. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:33 PM Author: Lemon bonkers boistinker range have you considered living in Cali? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102586) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:16 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle I am seriously considering LA or the Bay Area again. Going to Hawaii to chill for a bit and then see what things are like. Think about taking the Cali bar in July. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102909) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:26 PM Author: Lemon bonkers boistinker range it's so much better than NYC, as you know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102981) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:35 PM Author: Rebellious karate therapy are you done with lawyering? I don't know if that question violates your rules. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102608) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:17 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle No, I moderately enjoy lawyering and spent a lot of time and effort becoming on.
I'll stick with it to the extent its possible. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:26 PM Author: Vivacious philosopher-king field When are you leaving tttnyc? Why?
Where does your new unfortunate racism come from? |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:30 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle leaving NYC in a month or so to chill out on the beach for a little bit.
I was involved in an attempted mugging this weekend and got jumped by 7 black guys about 4 blocks from my house. Got the shit beat out of me pretty good. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:30 PM Author: vibrant haunting lodge sound barrier Jesus, I'm sorry. That's terrible. Are you ok? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102561) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:31 PM Author: Magical Indigo Queen Of The Night how was that an attempted mugging vs. an actual mugging? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102566) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:32 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle They didn't get any money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102577) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:32 PM Author: maniacal quadroon damn, where were you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102571) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:39 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle I was walking in the east village going out from dinner with 2 girls. 11:30 fucking pm in the crowded street. very "safe" area.
I see this group of black guys from 20-40 years old hassling 4 asian kids - three guys and a girl.
They try to get away and the muggers surround them and demand money, I am walking right behind the whole thing. The smallest asian kid - this guy is literally 5'5" maybe 130 pounds - he pushes through the circle and then they all jump him. They just start pounding his ass and flailing on him like a mob beat down.
I run up and yell at them to get the fuck off. Then I pull 2 of the guys off, putting on in a half nelson. They all turn on me and start howling at me. I say "LEAVE MY FRIEND ALONE" and then someone jacks me in the back of the head from behind. I stagger and then the rest of them jump me and pound my head in. Someone goes for my wallet and I shove them away.
I have a gushing nose and bruises everywhere. They run off after 10 seconds or so. I chase them down and they get arrested.
5'5 asian kid is okay with some bruises and his pussy friends are standing there calling the cops.
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:41 PM Author: odious cream faggotry hooooooly shit fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102649) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:42 PM Author: vibrant haunting lodge sound barrier Earl (The Hero) Manigoat to the rescue.
Did the cops come? |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:45 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle more like earl the stupid. could have gotten myself stabbed.
I chased the group up 2nd avenue gushing blood all over until I saw a cop car in the street. I flagged the cops and told them those ***** assaulted me. They called back up and chased down and arrested 4 of them.
3 minutes later with the muggers in custody, the fucking asians come up from behind and identify the attackers with me. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:45 PM Author: odious cream faggotry hahaha those asian dudes sound like total fucking pussies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102682) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 10:31 PM Author: floppy dilemma tomato, tomato (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11108038) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:50 PM Author: vibrant haunting lodge sound barrier Will you need to do anything else involving the police, or is it basically over? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102713) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:54 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle need to testify for the grand jury this week. Not going to get too specific about that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102753) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:56 PM Author: vibrant haunting lodge sound barrier Hopefully you don't get hassled by the court stuff for too long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102766) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:07 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle yeah, just need to testify and then I will be done. I assume they will all plea to some bullshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102851) |
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Date: March 11th, 2009 10:04 AM Author: Fluffy gaping theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11111732) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:54 PM Author: Umber dead den damn. Those asian kids must have had some tight pockets. I would have tossed my wallet first thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102747) |
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Date: March 11th, 2009 10:07 AM Author: canary scourge upon the earth 180
"I chased the group up 2nd avenue gushing blood all over until I saw a cop car in the street."
uhyeahsure |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:44 PM Author: Umber dead den You're a good man. Did the asian kids try and come to your assistance? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102669) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:45 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle no, they didn't even come to their friends assistance when he was getting beat down. I was pretty disgusted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102679) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:45 PM Author: Lemon bonkers boistinker range you are an hero (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102680) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:50 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle could have been pretty easily. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102712) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:57 PM Author: Umber dead den Some people really don't think about those things in the heat of the moment. My dad was involved in a similar encounter several weeks ago in the UES. Only later did he think about how they could have pulled a knife.
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:57 PM Author: Lemon bonkers boistinker range yeah dood that's scary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102779) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:47 PM Author: Bipolar point You are a good human being.
How did your two female companions react? |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:53 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle Thanks.
Pretty scared. They tried to stop me from chasing the guys down when I was covered in blood.
Afterwards one of them went home/out and the other came to the police station with me and was generally supportive. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:50 PM Author: ungodly bearded sneaky criminal If you don't get to rail both of them, its conclusive proof there is no god. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103153) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:51 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle no comment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103169) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 4:35 PM Author: balding boiling water *kowing nod* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11104557) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:55 PM Author: Lemon bonkers boistinker range troof (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103195) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:51 PM Author: Vivacious philosopher-king field Shit dude, it sucks that you got worked but still a pretty fucking awesome story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102730) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:57 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle I guess so. Mostly because no one got seriously hurt - my nose isnt broken and the bruises will be gone in a week.
Also those fuckers are all looking at Class C or D felony assault while committing a robbery. That will get you 4 to 7 if they dont plea (which they will).
I dont know why I got involved, and I am lucky I didn't get stabbed. But I could not deal with those fucks jumping some tiny azn dude because he was an easy target. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 2:27 PM Author: Rusted property fanboi you're a good dude i support you fully |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:30 PM Author: adventurous indirect expression Unreal. Sorry that happened, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103005) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:36 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle Odds that if I carried a knife around everywhere like you I
1) would have had it taken away from me and been stabbed or
2) would be in jail myself right now? |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:47 PM Author: adventurous indirect expression 1) No way, after you stab the first few the rest will flee.
2) If you were being robbed then no, you wouldn't have been. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:55 PM Author: Lemon bonkers boistinker range slash, not stab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103200) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 2:01 PM Author: adventurous indirect expression Depends on your mood and how quickly they rush in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103235) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:35 PM Author: Titillating thirsty doctorate ladyboy Someone should contact the press. HERO SAVES DAY: LAWYERS NOT COMPLETE ASSHOLES AFTER ALL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103048) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 2:23 PM Author: multi-colored mint water buffalo native Wow. I already had a... tall opinion of you, but this raises it even more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103353) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 3:50 PM Author: galvanic carmine toilet seat cuck LMAO at this story. It's amazing how you were able to get up and chase down a group of muggers after getting jacked in the back of the head, jumped you, pounded your head in, and then decided to run away from you (?) lol. The whole chasing 4 guys down with blood gushing out of your nose, is particularly impressive. Perhaps you are normally a mouth breather anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103957) |
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Date: March 11th, 2009 10:02 AM Author: canary scourge upon the earth 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11111730) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 10:10 PM Author: soul-stirring ultramarine indian lodge dragon sorry dood. good job though.
they are savages.
i had the punch from behind happen to me in college. they are the only race that would do that that shit. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 10:33 PM Author: floppy dilemma Yep, I'd be racist against asians too if that happened to me. Fucking wimps, they should have defended their friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11108054) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:32 PM Author: Lemon bonkers boistinker range wow that sucks. sounds like its a good time to leave NYC then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102575) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:32 PM Author: apoplectic dysfunction Wow. That sucks, dude. Talk about adding injury to insult... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102580) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:33 PM Author: Gay jew OMG. Do you live in a shady neighborhood? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102589) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:33 PM Author: Vivacious philosopher-king field Yikes. Sorry to hear that dooder.
What time and where (how far east)? You live in the east village right?
*cues jjc* |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:40 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle see above for more details. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102645) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:34 PM Author: Rebellious karate therapy wtf dude, it is usually pretty safe around you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102599) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:34 PM Author: ungodly bearded sneaky criminal Shit! Sorry buddy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102600) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:36 PM Author: odious cream faggotry HOLY SHIT DUDE.
Break it down for us man. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:40 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle see above. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102647) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:41 PM Author: odious cream faggotry how many witnesses were there? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102654) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:42 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle 5 or 6. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102662) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:37 PM Author: Bipolar point Was it just you against the 7 of them? That's fucked up, man. I'd have shat.
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:38 PM Author: odious cream faggotry Earl's a pretty big dude....I'm glad at least he fought the good fight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102628) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:40 PM Author: Bipolar point Yeah, but even 7 bloodthirsty 12-year olds could be hard to fend off if they have the element of surprise, as has been discussed on this board at length.
I believe you can find an analysis of the findings in the Autoadmit Studies section. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:38 PM Author: exhilarant pearly whorehouse That happened to a friend of a friend. He got the first shot in and then just got pounded. Ended up in a coma, but is ok now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102632) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:37 PM Author: Umber dead den shiiiiit. Describe any defensive tactics you employed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102624) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:42 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle yelling and trying to cover my head as I got pummeled. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102661) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:44 PM Author: odious cream faggotry dude you pack a pretty good punch yourself...why not just go berserk on their ass? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102670) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:46 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle harder than you think then you are getting busted from all sides.
also I really was not planning on hitting anyone, just wanted to stop the little kid from getting killed.
Also I may have gotten the best shot in - one of the dudes broke his hand punching the back of my head. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 10:07 PM Author: Fantasy-prone locus affirmative action LMAO, im surprised you weren't knocked unconscious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11107772) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 10:14 PM Author: nofapping sandwich yeah, 12 year olds really know how to throw accurate punches. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11107835) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 10:18 PM Author: Fantasy-prone locus affirmative action he said they were grown men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11107883) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 10:23 PM Author: nofapping sandwich I didn't see that. Regardless, the vast majority of people don't know how to throw a punch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11107943) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:58 PM Author: Sable Ape ridiculous Chicago trolling. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102784) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:58 PM Author: vibrant haunting lodge sound barrier JJC's going to be all over this when he wakes up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102786) |
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Date: March 11th, 2009 10:02 AM Author: Fluffy gaping theater edited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11111729) |
Date: March 10th, 2009 12:32 PM Author: Umber dead den do you smoke weed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102572) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:33 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle yes, though not as often as I would like. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102585) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:34 PM Author: Umber dead den What would you consider an acceptable amount (how many times a week) for a gentleman of your age? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102602) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:37 PM Author: zippy parlour nowag I'm Italian. How would you offend my people, given your new racism? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102620) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:47 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle I'm probably closer to the general italian sentiment now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102691) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:50 PM Author: zippy parlour nowag name group you're hating the most, and give a one sentence reason as to why.
*read above - saw reason - this happened to my Dad and he was in the hospital for a month. his racism has its less-than-subtle moments* |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:50 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle I dont actually hate anyone. But my racism again urban black youth has increased because of the situation above. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102719) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:53 PM Author: zippy parlour nowag I'm no expert, and I've been no victim of a mugging, but I understand that it is hard to weigh a person's individual CHOICE to be a criminal and the circumstance under which they came to be a criminal.
Or, it's easy to be angry. And hard to be understanding. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:59 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle I dont even care that much about who or why they did it.
I was just really surprised and disappointed to see those people acting like total savage animals in the middle of a very crowded neighborhood before midnight.
I didn't jump in swinging. I didn't call them names. I just tried to help and they turned on me like a pack of fucking animals. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:02 PM Author: zippy parlour nowag I'm sorry that happened, man. Hate to be cliche, but ITE, the last thing a guy needs is to be physically beat down.
Here, you can borrow my Invisibility Cloak Snuggie. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:10 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle Thanks. I've been pretty good at having perspective on things.
I'll be fine and re. the beating its certainly not the worst physical hurt I've had. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:37 PM Author: exhilarant pearly whorehouse How's the lifting going? I've hurt my back a few times so I've actually given up deadlifting totally :( I still squat, though not nearly as hardcore as before. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102623) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:49 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle lifting is pretty good. bench is making some gains - up to 275 X 4 or 5.
I reformed my squat form to do a wider stance and go much lower (rippetoe instructions) and am seeing some strength gains but not going above 315 X 6 for now.
Dead lift I am back to 335 or 355 reps, but taking it easy. reformed the form for that too. I am wondering at what age we need to give up DL totally. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:55 PM Author: exhilarant pearly whorehouse Deadlift and the possibility for additional injuries just became not worth it to me once I stopped wrestling and competing. It sucks, but it is what it is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102762) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:59 PM Author: maroon supple chad nursing home ur right (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102790) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 10:34 PM Author: Citrine son of senegal filthpig i stopped deadlifting hard in college. i still do it now but with much less weight.
i love to squat and bench though. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 10:11 PM Author: Fantasy-prone locus affirmative action you can do deadlifts with one of those free range of motion machines, and eliminate some of the risk of injury while still maintaining some strength. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11107803) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:38 PM Author: spectacular startling bbw church building What stereotype have you been all your life? Jock/fratty, nerd, normal guy, quiet dood, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102625) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:51 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle in HS - one of the nerdy college bound jocks.
in college - douchebag frat boy
now - misanthrope. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:54 PM Author: spectacular startling bbw church building interesting, i was always under the impression that douchebag frat boys actually liked people. or at least people just like them.
how long have you been misanthropic? |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:07 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle I've been misanthropic basically since I've been in NYC for 6 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102845) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:30 PM Author: Lemon bonkers boistinker range NYC will do that to you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103006) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:38 PM Author: Slate Stage did your father lose his job to a black man? Are you the next Derek from American History X? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102629) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:51 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle nope and nope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102729) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:39 PM Author: Gay jew what is your current fiber regimen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102638) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:55 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle one teaspoon in the morning with 10 oz of water, one at night. Been working like a charm for 3 years now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102761) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:11 PM Author: Citrine son of senegal filthpig what exactly does it do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102883) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:51 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle keeps you shitting like clockwork. important if you dont eat enough veggies like me and want to stave off colon cancer later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103165) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:50 PM Author: Gay jew I tried it once, couldn't really tell a difference. I think I'm better off just eating a high volume of fresh fruit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103156) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:44 PM Author: Cerebral sick casino mental disorder Ever notice how being racist is a complete waste of time and energy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102667) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:52 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle absolutely, passive racism and making snide comments isn't too much work though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102734) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 12:54 PM Author: Cerebral sick casino mental disorder Negative energy= waste of energy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102749) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:03 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle Speaking of people acting like animals:
The scam the muggers were running was one dude pretended to be blind (whacking some stick everywhere) and bumped into the asian kid and fell down. The others surrounded the asians and demanded money for knocking down a "blind man".
When they arrested the guy who pretended to be blind, he flipped out and tried to fight the cops. He had 4 of them on him and he was still fighting and swearing calling them fucking pigs, etc.
One of the cops stuck the pepper spray in his face and squirted it directly up his nostrils. I have never heard someone scream with that kind of agony. God does know lulz. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:06 PM Author: maniacal quadroon just sublime (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102843) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:08 PM Author: Henna ticket booth sex offender holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102855) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:08 PM Author: vibrant haunting lodge sound barrier Good post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102859) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:10 PM Author: Rebellious karate therapy ha, they seemed to have evolved from the old scam of running into you and then saying you broke their glasses and then demanding money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102874) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:11 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle seriously. the beat down would have been funnier on 59th and lex at 11 am too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102882) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:14 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle ALSO - speaking of idiots X2.
So 4 got arrested in the street and 3 got away.
Me and the azn kids went to the precinct to ID the 4 involved and fill out paperwork etc (and in my case bleed a lot).
On our way out we see the other 3 muggers WAITING ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE POLICE STATION! They were looking for their friends!
We tell the cops and 5 cops chase them down and they get arrested too. Seriously, how fucking stupid can you be? |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:17 PM Author: vibrant haunting lodge sound barrier omg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102921) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:18 PM Author: Rebellious karate therapy 1 fucking 80.
Goddamn amazing. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:20 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle The best thing is it's 100% true.
I could not fucking believe it. Even the cops were saying - "are you serious? How fucking stupid are these guys?" when we told them. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:22 PM Author: Rebellious karate therapy how old were they? 18?
This is why america fails. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:23 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle I believe they were in their early 20's except for the ring leader who was a homeless looking guy in his 40's.
They were all between 5'10" and 6'3" - not sure what I was thinking. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:32 PM Author: Rebellious karate therapy you did the right thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103020) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:35 PM Author: vibrant haunting lodge sound barrier It's that whole being a good person thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103045) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:41 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103082) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:28 PM Author: Lemon bonkers boistinker range lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102992) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 10:36 PM Author: floppy dilemma Proof that Baltimore niggas PWN New York niggas. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11108081) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:26 PM Author: Titillating thirsty doctorate ladyboy Glad you're alright. This story gets better and better. How long before reflecting on this experience while sitting on a beach in HI turns you into the biggest anti-NYC troll the board has ever seen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102976) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:27 PM Author: Lemon bonkers boistinker range titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102988) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:38 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle fucking city full of TTT violent poors. No doubt coming from their homes IN THE FUCKING PROJECTS which are right next to my OVERPRICED shiTTTy shoebox apartment! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103066) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:39 PM Author: vibrant haunting lodge sound barrier Was there GARBAGE on the street as well? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103073) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:41 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle yes, I think I was stabbed with a garbage bag full of AIDS hypodermic needles. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103089) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 10:00 PM Author: nofapping sandwich god, they really are wild animals with no sense of self control. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11107688) |
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Date: March 11th, 2009 10:05 AM Author: adventurous indirect expression Reality really is better than fiction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11111735) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:03 PM Author: Citrine son of senegal filthpig sorry that you got beat down dude. seriously.
What are your plans in hawaii? |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:06 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle Thanks.
I plan to go surfing, fishing and hunting in Hawaii. Then figure things out.
What constitutes a beat down actually? Do you have to go to the ground and get stomped? I got punched maybe 12-15 times in the head and back and one caught me in the nose. But at least one of the guys broke his hand on the back of my head.
Would it still be considered a beat down if my nose didn't bleed? |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:09 PM Author: Citrine son of senegal filthpig it's a beat down if it was one sided.
do you have family in hawaii? i think i remember you saying you did. that's cool.
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:10 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle I have family and an empty house to myself. no rent. lots of free time for the beach. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102878) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:12 PM Author: Citrine son of senegal filthpig you're luuuuucky as fuck.
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:15 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle ask me again in 6 months and we'll see.
EDIT: Fortunately I could sustain living there for 8 years if I need to. So I guess I am in a better position than most, all things considered. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:27 PM Author: Rebellious karate therapy Can I come? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102987) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:40 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle of course. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103080) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:41 PM Author: vibrant haunting lodge sound barrier XOXO Real World: Hawaii will begin filming in July, when the first of your six new housemates arrives. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103088) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:42 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle Didn't say it was a big house. However I have several tents and the beach is only 5 minutes away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103095) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:43 PM Author: Lemon bonkers boistinker range lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103096) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 10:03 PM Author: nofapping sandwich it wasnt a beat down. you got up and chased them! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11107717) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 2:25 PM Author: Sooty Low-t Voyeur You gonna hunt pig? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103367) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 2:31 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle yes.
Either bow and arrow or .308 depending on where we go. .308 is a little much for these pigs, but some get pretty big. I was supposed to buy an AR-15 but that might be a waste ITE. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 2:41 PM Author: Sooty Low-t Voyeur If you don't mind sharing, what island are you on?
I'm going to Oahu and Kauai in about a month. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 2:46 PM Author: Stirring Patrolman Kauai is by far the best island. Still touristy, but just enough so that it has all the amenities you want but no so much that it feels disneylandish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103453) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 2:58 PM Author: Sooty Low-t Voyeur I'm excited. Never been to Kauai before. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103519) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 2:59 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle Oahu.
Remind me later and I can give you suggestions and directions depending on what you are doing. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 3:06 PM Author: Sooty Low-t Voyeur tyty
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:07 PM Author: Wonderful place of business Enjoy Hawaii and sorry you nearly got jacked. How are the hunting rules in Australia? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11102850) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:12 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle Thanks.
never been to Australia - no idea. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:29 PM Author: Pale market hairy legs I'm glad to hear you're ok. The world needs more people like you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103000) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:33 PM Author: Lemon bonkers boistinker range titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103034) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:32 PM Author: Big Irate Messiness rewarding and feel good thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103026) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:39 PM Author: red library Except for the part where he's still unemployed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103075) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:43 PM Author: Lemon bonkers boistinker range he's about to spend months, maybe years, on the beach in Hawaii. if that's not winning, i don't know what is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103105) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:33 PM Author: Lemon bonkers boistinker range How many of your prior biglaw colleagues do you think would've done the same as you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103033) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:35 PM Author: Pale market hairy legs maybe moredoughhi lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103052) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:36 PM Author: Lemon bonkers boistinker range i doubt he'd give a shit about some asian kids getting mugged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103054) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:37 PM Author: Pale market hairy legs he would have fought off the entire mob with one hand tied behind his back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103063) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:40 PM Author: Lemon bonkers boistinker range and then immediately fucked the two chicks he was with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103079) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:43 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle and the azn kid's chick too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103097) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:40 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle Not many - though I think and my mother agrees that what I did was pretty dumb.
The fact that the 5'5" azn kid's 5'9 and 5'10 friends did not jump in makes me doubt humanity even more. At least they called the police as they watched from 20 feet away. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:55 PM Author: bearded station french chef stupid, but damn decent of you. you never know how you're going to react in those moments, and not many people would have the balls to do the right thing. and those girls are going going to be telling that story to everyone they know for weeks. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 9:18 PM Author: marvelous outnumbered theatre This was intelligent of them. It was two big black men per one frightened Asian kid. They'd have been easily PWN3D. I feel sorry for all parties involved. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11107246) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:43 PM Author: Underhanded police squad I didn't know anything like this still happened in the US. An unarmed mugging? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103099) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:44 PM Author: smoky black woman Intense thread.
Hey Earl, my NY Urban team rents out a gym near your hood Tuesday nights, we need one more guy for tonight. I think it's like $20/person for two hours. Interested in playing ball tonight? |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:46 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle Thanks for the offer dude. I am going to long island for family stuff and to give my mom half of my shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103119) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:48 PM Author: smoky black woman No worries, it's been a while since we went head-to-head so I thought it'd be cool if you were available.
Glad to hear you're ok, and you've got one hell of a story to tell for the rest of your life. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:48 PM Author: Titillating thirsty doctorate ladyboy Azn weaklings will be surrounded by violent poors and shout "Save us!" And Earl will say "OK." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103147) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:50 PM Author: Lemon bonkers boistinker range lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103154) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:50 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle I wish I was blue with an 8 inch cock. Then those fuckers would have had something else coming to them.
*zap* |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:50 PM Author: vibrant haunting lodge sound barrier lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103162) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:50 PM Author: Dun Cracking Pit are you getting off on being called a hero on the interwebs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103160) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:52 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle keep your h8 off of my thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103174) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:54 PM Author: Cerebral sick casino mental disorder credited.
negative energy is a waste. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:54 PM Author: Lemon bonkers boistinker range i feel a whole lot better about sitting in my underwear at 2pm in the afternoon posting now that i can pretend i, too, would take time out of my date with not one but two women to chase away muggers from some defenseless victim. xoxo FTW (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103187) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:56 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle if by chase away you mean diffuse the beating, then yes :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103209) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 1:59 PM Author: Lemon bonkers boistinker range hey now don't ruin my fantasy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103223) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 2:00 PM Author: Motley khaki step-uncle's house kitty this thread proves that niggers are dangerous, but also hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103228) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 8:52 PM Author: indecent base cuckold titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11106964) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 2:28 PM Author: red library Good work.
You're only the second non-black, non-hispanic dood I know to stand up to black thugs. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 2:31 PM Author: kink-friendly charismatic turdskin crackhouse ty for the criticism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103419) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 2:44 PM Author: multi-colored mint water buffalo native A lot of these scammers are rough, but they're not looking to kill you. They're tricksters looking for a quick buck. Just walking up to people and robbing them would be a more direct approach if they were up for it, without all the theatrics. That said, it's brave by any standard to take on a group of bullies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103445) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 2:53 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle that's why I was honestly surprised they started pounding the kid in the middle of a crowded street. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103485) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 2:54 PM Author: multi-colored mint water buffalo native Yeah. Animals. Still, they probably grew up getting beaten up by family members and friends and to them, that's normal and not related to stabbing or shooting people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103493) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 3:10 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle yeah. I would have probably acted differently in Oakland or even parts of San Francisco. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103604) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 2:53 PM Author: Spruce swashbuckling shrine puppy describe the closest thing you've had to a relationship within the past 5 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103489) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 3:00 PM Author: red library :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103537) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 3:08 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle lol, I may have to get back to this one later.
I was in a dysfunctional relationship with my ex girlfriend for quite a while 3-5 years ago. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 2:55 PM Author: kink-friendly charismatic turdskin crackhouse should i lift too or just stick with cardio? i wanna get into weights but i am embarrassed to do them in my gym. i know how to use most of the machines, but i always hear free weights are better. advice? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103496) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 3:09 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle yes lift. free weights are better, but machines are better than nothing.
best to find someone to show you free weight exercises. Nutella is a good example of a girl who made exceptional strides with free weights. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 3:11 PM Author: kink-friendly charismatic turdskin crackhouse i can't really afford a personal trainer, and i don't have any knowledgeable friends (male or female) either. should i just try to find stuff on youtube? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103622) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 3:51 PM Author: azure roast beef factory reset button You are a cool dood; have fun in Hawaii. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11103970) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 4:37 PM Author: fiercely-loyal temple foreskin Are you a whokebian? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11104573) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 11:33 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle There is but one whokebe and jewdood is his prophet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11108748) |
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Date: March 11th, 2009 2:53 AM Author: soul-stirring ultramarine indian lodge dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11110895) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 7:25 PM Author: Amber garrison national security agency Wtf dood? You have a story that should get you laid SEVERAL times in NYC and now you're leaving? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11105946) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 9:12 PM Author: curious set ratface You're a good dude, Earl boy. Hope you get better soon, and recharge your batteries in Hawaii. God knows you deserved it.
Just watch out with the hero thing. A few years ago, I stopped an asshole as he was beating his girlfriend. He pulled out a gigantic fucking Bowie knife. This was in broad daylight on a crowded New York street. I was sure I was fucked, cause a motherfucker that crazy will kill you. I pulled off my shirt to show off my scar collection and dared him to stab me. He declined. Instead, we stood there arguing for a minute or two. He was challenging me to attack him and I was telling him to stab me.
Anti-climatically, a police car jumped onto the curb and screeched to a stop right behind the guy. Two cops jumped out with guns drawn. The pussy threw the knife away and dropped to the ground. I kicked him in the head a few times. The cops told me to stop, and I did because they had guns. They then proceeded to arrest the dude and punched him in the head a few times before putting him in the car. Then a shit load of cop cars poured into the area. I think the dude got deported.
But you are a true hero. I want to see you a long and happy life. |
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Date: March 11th, 2009 10:06 AM Author: canary scourge upon the earth 180.
uhyeah ok |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 9:54 PM Author: nofapping sandwich you did a good thing. what kind of cowardly niggers run away outnumbering their opponent like that? I'l tell you - every kind of nigger. I've never seen a nigger fight one on one in a streetfight. never. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11107610) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 10:09 PM Author: Pale market hairy legs what are the best tactics to use in a situation like that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11107782) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 10:12 PM Author: marvelous outnumbered theatre Phone the police from an area wherein you are well hidden. You never break in on someone being JUMPED. You are clearly dealing with people who have no sense of fairness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11107814) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 10:17 PM Author: nofapping sandwich ideally, you want to make sure they don't get your back, so it's actually better to have your back to a wall. I would keep my chin tucked and assuming they are shorter than you, get them in a muay thai clinch and knock a couple of them out cold with a knee to the face. that should scare away the rest of the group. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11107863) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 11:37 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle I actually was debating whether to put the first dude in a choke hold but thought that I did not want to escalate things so I put him in a firm full nelson instead and just pulled him off.
Since he actually was the one who busted my nose, I should have choked him out and let the others wail on my head. |
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Date: March 11th, 2009 10:10 AM Author: adventurous indirect expression "what are the best tactics to use in a situation like that?"
Pull out your knife, or better yet your gun. Hollow point rounds work best. |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 10:13 PM Author: soul-stirring ultramarine indian lodge dragon this is true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11107817) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 10:18 PM Author: nofapping sandwich seriously, I see whites, latinos, asians all fight one on one if a fairly even fight. I've never seen a nigger do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11107877) |
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Date: March 10th, 2009 10:25 PM Author: soul-stirring ultramarine indian lodge dragon that's because our fathers taught us to act like men. and that's what men do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11107964) |
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Date: March 11th, 2009 1:20 AM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle Summon: JJC! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11109923) |
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Date: March 11th, 2009 2:26 AM Author: dull forum If you could go back in time, would you start posting on xoxo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11110678) |
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Date: March 11th, 2009 2:27 AM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle yes. this board is a symptom of my social and personal failings, it is not the cause. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11110692) |
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Date: March 11th, 2009 2:51 AM Author: dull forum Favorite restaurant in NYC? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11110884) |
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Date: March 11th, 2009 4:31 AM Author: aphrodisiac costumed hell Earl, sounds like its been a rough couple weeks but it will be for the best. You're a solid dood and you're headed to Hawaii, which I believe will turn out well for you. Very impressed by your reaction to the violent thugs. That's more courageous than I think most of us would ever be, wish I could buy you a beer, friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11111382) |
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Date: March 11th, 2009 4:43 AM Author: painfully honest aquamarine corner I am so proud to call Earl MY FRIEND. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11111411) |
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Date: March 11th, 2009 4:53 AM Author: Chartreuse idiotic chapel Typical azn male behavior (re: the azn kid and his friends). I'm sure Earl laid the beat down on some malnourished nigs though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11111424) |
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Date: March 11th, 2009 8:23 AM Author: 180 Tank Boltzmann TBH, you wouldn't have done this if you weren't drunk. Yes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11111543) |
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Date: March 11th, 2009 11:08 AM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle I wasn't drunk. I had like 2 beers at dinner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11111996) |
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Date: March 11th, 2009 7:35 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle Dear IRL trolls: Please get your facts straight if you are trying to tip off the Post. Not that interesting a story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11116120) |
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Date: March 11th, 2009 7:36 PM Author: aphrodisiac costumed hell que paso? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11116124) |
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Date: March 11th, 2009 7:37 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle Someone leaked something to the press - probably the police, but you never know on here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11116130) |
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Date: March 11th, 2009 7:39 PM Author: aphrodisiac costumed hell did they write a story about it or just contact you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11116152) |
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Date: March 11th, 2009 7:42 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle contacted the DA with names they should not know. DA is looking into the leak. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11116193) |
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Date: March 11th, 2009 7:57 PM Author: odious cream faggotry rotflmfao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11116308) |
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Date: March 11th, 2009 7:56 PM Author: Deranged thriller plaza telephone here's a fighting tip: if you want to potentially fuck someone up, hit him in the xiphoid. it's the tiny extension of the sternum at the bottom, where the sternum meets the ribcage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11116302) |
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Date: March 11th, 2009 8:00 PM Author: infuriating aromatic wrinkle Thanks. If I had wanted to fuck anyone up I would have hit them with a pipe in the back of the heads when they were not looking. That was not what I was going for though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#11116334) |
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Date: March 13th, 2009 3:38 PM Author: Insecure principal's office party of the first part What a disgusting incident.
Earl, I guarantee you that this would not have happened in any of the decent parts of Chicago. In this great city, the blacks have been relegated to the far south side projects. |
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Date: March 18th, 2010 4:42 PM Author: balding boiling water epic thread bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#14427844) |
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Date: March 20th, 2010 10:51 PM Author: painfully honest aquamarine corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#14448830) |
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Date: April 26th, 2010 4:00 PM Author: Slate Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#14829146) |
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Date: November 11th, 2010 3:15 PM Author: Slate Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#16525838) |
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Date: November 11th, 2010 3:17 PM Author: painfully honest aquamarine corner nice find! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#16525848) |
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Date: November 11th, 2010 3:21 PM Author: Slate Stage tyty, dawg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#16525871) |
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Date: October 9th, 2011 10:08 AM Author: aqua orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#19133354) |
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Date: October 11th, 2011 7:25 AM Author: talented misunderstood mood electric furnace oh! to be gay, asian and thug in new york again! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=948924&forum_id=2#19147178) |